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Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:Not at all. Keep the pot ⅓ to ½ way full of oil, fry in batches, don't put in food that's any wetter than it has to be, keep an eye on your temp, and keep a fire extinguisher within arms reach. Well I know what this weekend has in store. Thanks!
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VERTiG0 posted:Well I know what this weekend has in store. Thanks! :human being:
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# ? Apr 1, 2014 22:37 |
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Makes me think of the deep fryer post stored for posterity on the GWS wiki.
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# ? Apr 1, 2014 22:52 |
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VERTiG0 posted:Is it unwise to attempt to deep fry things using a 32qt stock pot and an electric coil-top stove? I've got a Thermapen so at least I know I'd be at the right temps. I ask because if this is a stupid and dangerous idea, I won't bother buying the other equipment needed. You might want to buy a fry/candy thermometer, just because it's easier to keep it clipped to the side of the pan while you watch your temps than it is to keep holding a thermapen in there. You can find them even at the grocery store. I did lots of deep frying on a lovely electric stove and didn't have many issues, but if the oil starts getting too hot you don't want to just turn down the coil, keep the rest of the burners off and open so you can move the pan over for the oil to cool. It will cool too slowly on a still hot coil, and that could burn your food or start to make your oil taste like crap. Of course, all the other "deep fry safety rules" still apply as well.
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# ? Apr 1, 2014 23:16 |
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therattle posted:Tell me more. What I ended up doing most of the time was keeping a cambro with a 5% brine and nothing else on the counter. Cukes come out of the garden, get scrubbed clean, then into the brine for like 5-7 days. Then make up a new batch of brine with whatever other additional flavours you want the pickles to have, the cukes come out of the plain brine on the counter, go into the flavoured brine in the fridge. Give it about a week then eat 'em. I use a plain brine to start so I can rotate pickles in and out of the brine as I need to depending on how the garden is doing, but still make up different flavours of pickle without having to keep a whole shitload of different containers on the counter. If you're just doing one kind of pickle you can use flavoured brine from the start and they'll pick up the flavour faster. If you want to keep them in your fallout shelter or something, after they have the flavour you want you can pressure can them to kill off the lactobacilli and stop fermentation. Or I guess pack them in vinegar, but then you're killing a lot of the distinctiveness that fermented pickles have. There's a pickling thread somewhere, right? I'm pretty sure this poo poo was covered in detail there. Ruhlman talks about pickles some in Charcuterie which you ought to own just on general principles. Ruhlman's brines are pretty unexciting, but it's one of those things that you can just gently caress around with.
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# ? Apr 2, 2014 00:08 |
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SubG posted:If you want to keep them in your fallout shelter or something, after they have the flavour you want you can pressure can them to kill off the lactobacilli and stop fermentation. most of what I like about fermented pickles is how crispy and tart they are. doesn't pressure cooking kill this? I don't know, because I've not been successful enough with my fermented pickles to even really enjoy them, much less have enough to can. dunno what it is about me and fermented pickles, but they get skunkkkyyyyyy. and I brew beer with rarely ever a bad batch, so I'm no stranger to being hygienic as poo poo. dunno.
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# ? Apr 2, 2014 07:55 |
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My dad used to work at a pickle factory for years. When I was a kid I used to roll down the hill in front out of house in a big cardboard barrel of salt or some other ingredient. He never makes pickles at home on his own, though
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# ? Apr 2, 2014 13:15 |
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SubG posted:About fermented pickles? Thanks, this is something I will play with this summer. Only you would bitch about there being a megathread, and then go ahead and type out a 500 word explanation. SubG posted:Cukes come out of the garden, get scrubbed clean, then into the brine for like 5-7 days. When fermenting lacto, I'm always afraid to scrub too hard, after all that's where the lacto is. I suppose it's deeply ingrained in the skin, and I'm being silly.
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# ? Apr 2, 2014 13:27 |
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Drifter posted::human being: Oh my god I was making fried chicken one time for my boyfriend and his grandparents, and I tasked his grandmother to making some cheese sauce since I was sure she knew how and I was busy frying chicken in my stock pot on my coil-top stove, which was taking all my attention because chicken is splattery. My boyfriend volunteers to make the cheese sauce, later telling me that he didn't trust his grandma to do it. The first question (OF MANY) that he asks me is "Okay, so a roux is equal parts butter, milk and flour?" My brain cracked in half. I had to guide him through the process of making a drat cheese sauce while I fried like three batches of chicken. edit: Microplane protective glove. How do you guys feel? Clavietika fucked around with this message at 15:34 on Apr 2, 2014 |
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Clavietika posted:edit: Microplane protective glove. How do you guys feel? I have one and it only comes out for mandoline duty, I like it much better than using a hand guard. It gets gross and funky so you have to laundry machine wash it each time you use it. Someone suggested covering it with a latex glove so that it doesn't pick up vegetable juices and therefore doesn't get gross, but I haven't gotten around to trying that yet
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# ? Apr 2, 2014 16:09 |
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Clavietika posted:edit: Microplane protective glove. How do you guys feel? As in, is it necessary? I'd use one, if the thing I'm grating was going to ground to nothing/all ground into whatever. If you are grating a small piece of cheese, or a clove of garlic, maybe. (Why do I keep seeing people microplane garlic? What's wrong with mincing/pressing?)
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# ? Apr 2, 2014 16:12 |
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I don't use a glove, but then I like fingernail shreds in my parmesan.
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# ? Apr 2, 2014 16:18 |
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CzarChasm posted:As in, is it necessary? I'd use one, if the thing I'm grating was going to ground to nothing/all ground into whatever. If you are grating a small piece of cheese, or a clove of garlic, maybe. (Why do I keep seeing people microplane garlic? What's wrong with mincing/pressing?) My only guess is they wanna cut the garlic like Paulie: I was mostly just curious about the glove; I don't have a mandoline and was perusing Amazon when it popped up so I thought to ask for an opinion!
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# ? Apr 2, 2014 16:25 |
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I have a kevlar glove from a job where I was required to wear it. I learned to like it because it allows me to absolutely tear through veg prep. It's amazing how fast you can slice poo poo when you're not worried about skinning your knuckles.
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Wroughtirony posted:I have a kevlar glove from a job where I was required to wear it. I learned to like it because it allows me to absolutely tear through veg prep. It's amazing how fast you can slice poo poo when you're not worried about skinning your knuckles. I wish I had taken one of the Nella chainmail/mesh gloves from the meat department in a grocery store I worked at in high school. Those things are awesome.
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# ? Apr 2, 2014 18:41 |
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mindphlux posted:most of what I like about fermented pickles is how crispy and tart they are. doesn't pressure cooking kill this? I don't know, because I've not been successful enough with my fermented pickles to even really enjoy them, much less have enough to can. I have no idea how you can not be successful with fermenting pickles. Are you using storebought cukes? They're often buffed or waxed, like pr0k's Mom's minge, so that might be affecting the lactobacilli population. You can just throw a couple cabbage leaves or something like that into the brine to kickstart the process if you're having problems. Ye olde naturally fermented pickle recipes call for adding whey to the brine, but seriously I've never found that to be necessary and I don't think I've ever had a ferment `fail'. Squashy Nipples posted:When fermenting lacto, I'm always afraid to scrub too hard, after all that's where the lacto is. I suppose it's deeply ingrained in the skin, and I'm being silly. I usually go with, as I said, about a 5% brine. That's on the low end. You'll see the L. plantarum population increase by about two orders of magnitude (100-fold) in the first 24 hours that way, versus an increase of about one order of magnitude (10-fold) in a 10% brine (which is more common in the literature). So trying a lower salt concentration in the brine might be worth trying if you're having trouble getting fermentation going. The process I described---plain 5% brine to start then flavoured brine to store/finish---was something I started doing to make it easier to do multiple kinds of pickles. But it might explain why I've consistently had good luck with getting the fermentation going.
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# ? Apr 2, 2014 19:07 |
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How come Claussens are crunchy?
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# ? Apr 2, 2014 20:39 |
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Bob Morales posted:How come Claussens are crunchy? They are one of the few (only?) commercially available pickles that are not heated during the pickling process. I imagine this is a more labor and time-intensive process, hence the price premium.
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# ? Apr 2, 2014 21:37 |
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Calcium chloride aka Pickle Crisp edit: pr0k fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Apr 2, 2014 |
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Oh my god you guys this is amazing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdLkoUap2Ec Even if you don't know Italian, just enjoy the sound. The lady knows her poo poo, too.
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pr0k posted:Calcium chloride aka Pickle Crisp edit: Why'd you cross that out? I've done the long, low heat processing and it works really well, no calcium chloride needed. Unless you were just talking about Claussen...
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# ? Apr 2, 2014 23:06 |
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Aluminated salts?
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 02:42 |
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Sjurygg posted:Oh my god you guys this is amazing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdLkoUap2Ec Okay, I don't speak Italian, and I am just enjoying the poo poo out of the sound. I would treat this like a podcast. E: I mean, a podcast I don't understand at all, but would put on while I worked or whatever. She sounds like my nana E2: I mean, my nana when she was mad but whatever. Solid Poopsnake fucked around with this message at 07:50 on Apr 3, 2014 |
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My friend asks, why must he say he is Italian from Napoli when he is Italian from Milan?
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SubG posted:Pressure canning does affect the texture, yeah. well, I'm counting like kimchi in my 'fermented pickles' category. I've had 3 kimchi's fail - one was horribly moldy, one didn't really taste like it had fermented at all, and one or two I just got scared of even though it was probably fine. I've only done kimchi maybe 10 or so times, so that's a fairly high failure rate. I've tried fermented pickles a handful of times too, I think I just have been weirding myself out with those too. one time I had my crock in an outdoor closet (covered by fine cheesecloth and everything) but it had a bunch of dead flies in it when I finally went to eat them. not sure how that happened. another the liquid turned almost slimy and slightly thick, I threw that one out. I guess I've had a couple times that were successes, but not nearly as tart as stuff like half sour pickles or whatever you'd get in a deli. anyways, I read up a bunch when I was first trying, so I know about the wax problem. I'm only using the knobby unwaxed pickling cukes, so hopefully that isn't a factor. dunno, I'm as stumped as you. bad pickle karma. gonna keep on trying though this spring/summer
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Chemmy posted:My friend asks, why must he say he is Italian from Napoli when he is Italian from Milan? Huh, where? I missed that? drat I love this channel. There's this amazing way grannies have of cooking, there's all this fumbling and spillage and weird stuff (using a pair of scissors on a chicken?) you'd never see in a restaurant kitchen but you still just know it's going to taste amazing just because.
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 08:59 |
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mindphlux e/n - my girl ended up in the ER today after being shoved down a long rear end escalator by a guy fleeing the cops after he tried to make a bunch of fraudulent credit card charges at a hotel. she literally like launched midair horizontally and hit halfway down the escalator and tumbled the rest of the way down. guy trampled over her too as he was trying to get past. she is a short thin 110 pound bundle of very avoidable very sweet girl too. gently caress assholes, what kind of sack of poo poo cuntbag even does that sort of thing? fortunately, it looks like she will be alright. also, unfortunately for dudeman, he subsequently got tackled by some federal agents who just randomly happened to be in the area. and my wife is a lawyer. <>
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 09:05 |
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Wow, that's some heavy poo poo. Glad to hear she's okay.
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 09:14 |
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Sjurygg posted:Oh my god you guys this is amazing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdLkoUap2Ec She's adorable. I wish I had an Italian grandma who would teach me to cook. Preferably one who can speak English so I could understand her, but still...
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Sjurygg posted:Huh, where? I missed that? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=?Q3iAqxNpQ-A
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mindphlux posted:mindphlux e/n - my girl ended up in the ER today after being shoved down a long rear end escalator by a guy fleeing the cops after he tried to make a bunch of fraudulent credit card charges at a hotel. she literally like launched midair horizontally and hit halfway down the escalator and tumbled the rest of the way down. guy trampled over her too as he was trying to get past. What? That's terrible! I'm glad she'll be okay and I hope they bury that guy under the jail.
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 17:14 |
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mindphlux posted:mindphlux e/n - my girl ended up in the ER today after being shoved down a long rear end escalator by a guy fleeing the cops after he tried to make a bunch of fraudulent credit card charges at a hotel. she literally like launched midair horizontally and hit halfway down the escalator and tumbled the rest of the way down. guy trampled over her too as he was trying to get past. I'm sorry to hear that! I hope she's okay gently caress that guy, piece of poo poo.
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 18:37 |
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Crusty Nutsack posted:Why'd you cross that out? I've done the long, low heat processing and it works really well, no calcium chloride needed. Yeah he specifically said Claussen. But true, much longer time at 140F (guess) will allow canning of pickles without making 'em mushy.
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 18:57 |
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When I've made fermented vegetables in the past, I've always been paranoid they grow the bad bacteria (like botulism or something) and then subsequently not eat it. Is there much of a danger of ferments getting the wrong bacteria? I know that's what the salt is there for, but I'm still skeptical of it. I'm considering drilling a hole in the top of a mason jar, putting a grommet on it, and then putting a beer airlock on top. Won't help with botulism since it likes anaerobic environments, but it should help the good bacteria get a good ferment going.
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Eeyo posted:I'm considering drilling a hole in the top of a mason jar, putting a grommet on it, and then putting a beer airlock on top. Just buy plastic beer buckets? Food safe, and they come with a grommeted port in the lid. This is the only thing I currently use to make sauer kraut, but I don't bother with an airlock or even the lid: I just keep it covered with a dish towel held down with rubber bands (to keep the bugs out).
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 23:09 |
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Humans have been fermenting food since before sanitation existed. You can do it.
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# ? Apr 4, 2014 01:24 |
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My fiancee and I are planning a wedding, and unfortunately our venue doesn't provide china or silverware, and from random googling we've found that it's actually cheaper to buy utensils in bulk then rent them (25 cents vs 50 cents). Has anyone else done this? Anyone have a good restaurant supply website link?
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# ? Apr 4, 2014 01:31 |
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I dunno, but it would be funny to tell the guests to take the silverware home
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# ? Apr 4, 2014 02:07 |
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We considered doing this with china and silverware from ikea but in the end the price to trouble and organization ratio led us to just spend a bit more and have the caterer take care of it all. Planning a wedding is so frustrating, but our food is going to rule and seeing all our friends is pretty cool too.
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Seven Hundred Bee posted:My fiancee and I are planning a wedding, and unfortunately our venue doesn't provide china or silverware, and from random googling we've found that it's actually cheaper to buy utensils in bulk then rent them (25 cents vs 50 cents). Has anyone else done this? Anyone have a good restaurant supply website link? Depending on how many people you're having, I'd still rent it. The rental places here will pick up dirty(but scraped clean) dishes/silverware/tablecloths/napkins and what have you, and wash them for you. Do you really want to have you/your family and friends gathering up tubs of dirty dishes that someone has to take home and wash after your wedding? Plus, what do you do with them afterwards?
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