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GrandpaPants posted:I have no idea what they were going for with those posters, though. Like, why are they explicitly making it a photo shoot? The movies are sold on the premise of getting to "hang out" with beloved action stars (and Kelsey Grammer) for a couple of hours. You certainly can't sell them as entertaining movies in their own right, particularly after the first two. So, pictures of the stars not taking themselves too seriously.
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Sir Kodiak posted:The movies are sold on the premise of getting to "hang out" with beloved action stars (and Kelsey Grammer) for a couple of hours. You certainly can't sell them as entertaining movies in their own right, particularly after the first two. So, pictures of the stars not taking themselves too seriously.  "Some motherfucker's trying to ice skate uphill?" 
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I never saw the 1st one, but there was nothing bad about the 2nd one from what I remember. It was an average action movie, its just seems like a huge let down with all those fun actors starring in it because it should've been better.
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Cage posted:I never saw the 1st one, but there was nothing bad about the 2nd one from what I remember. It was an average action movie, its just seems like a huge let down with all those fun actors starring in it because it should've been better. I thought Van Damme was pretty incredible in it, like a walking cartoon. "The goat... it is the pet of the devil. They say!" edit: Also playing a villain named Vilain.
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I like this one: Because it looks like Harrison Ford got forced to smile and he's hating every second of it.
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Young Freud posted:
Black don't crack.
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Meatwave posted:I like this one: I'm a big fan of the onesie
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Meatwave posted:I like this one: http://www.theonion.com/articles/harrison-ford-begs-agents-to-just-let-him-die-now,34408/
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GNU Order posted:I'm a big fan of the onesie I'd bet anything that he's gonna tell someone, "Get off my plane!" in this movie.
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Apr 3, 2014 20:45
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Flight suit, he's a pilot, basically Old Han Solo.
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Coffee And Pie posted:Flight suit, he's a pilot, basically Old Han Solo. I got a bad feeling about this.
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Young Freud posted:
Did Wesley Snipes have a loving stroke or something? His eyes all wonky. For comparison:   
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ThatPazuzu posted:Throw in a hilarious misunderstanding and I'm sold. Due to a hilarious mixup, Terry Crews' character becomes amorously infatuated with Crane, and propositions him in more and more elaborate ways for a gay dalliance.
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Vintersorg posted:Did Wesley Snipes have a loving stroke or something? His eyes all wonky. Wesley Snipes won't open his eyes on-camera, so they have to CG them in.
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Sir Kodiak posted:Wesley Snipes won't open his eyes on-camera, so they have to CG them in. Wait, why didn't he open them?
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CyRaptor posted:Wait, why didn't he open them? He just didn't.
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Kramjacks posted:What's all that crap around him? Lighting equipment? A parasol and a heavy-duty fishing rod? Camera left is a big old light box called an Octo-bank, camera right is a strobe supported by a c-stand. So, yeah, lighting equipment.
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Young Freud posted:
When did Wesley Snipes turn into OJ Simpson?
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Meatwave posted:When did Wesley Snipes turn into OJ Simpson? The moment Antonio Banderas turned into Patrick Stewart, presumably.
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I never saw Expendables 2 but the best parts of 1 were when Terry Crews comes in and is obviously just having a ball. All that poo poo with Mickey Rourke was loving terrible and boring.
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I appreciate the poster designers doing literally no work besides maybe a crop and resize.
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scary ghost dog posted:I appreciate the poster designers doing literally no work besides maybe a crop and resize. The lighting setup is pretty sick though
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 Hey guys did you figure out how to film a guy kicking another guy for this one? I'm no expert or anything but but I don't think the answer is "aim the camera at his head and torso and shake it around a bit". When do I get my paycheck again?
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That's not a bad poster until you get to the actor credit. Jesus.
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scary ghost dog posted:I appreciate the poster designers doing literally no work besides maybe a crop and resize. That's not entirely fair. These posters aren't (just) bad photoshops. The celebrities look different because the lighting is very unconventional. They're lit like in Chuck Close's photography.
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I honestly admit I didn't put together what was funny about that X-Men poster until it was mentioned. "What, is it that they're crediting the young Magneto when Sir Ian's there, I don't get it, who's Hugh Jackman aga--ooooooh..."
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Young Freud posted:That's not a bad poster until you get to the actor credit. Jesus. With all the possible creative ways you could use the concept of two actors playing older/younger versions of the same character, I'd still consider it a really boring poster.
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davidspackage posted:With all the possible creative ways you could use the concept of two actors playing older/younger versions of the same character, I'd still consider it a really boring poster. Compared to the weird floating head poo poo they did before this is a slam dunk, even with the actor credit. e: VVV Oh yeah, that's the stuff. Vince MechMahon fucked around with this message at 09:24 on Apr 4, 2014 |
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This is the best and I cant wait to see more on this poo poo sandwich of a movie.
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I can't loving wait for Marvel to get control of all their licenses again.
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Yodzilla posted:I can't loving wait for Marvel to get control of all their licenses again. How long does Fox have spider-man and x-men?
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uPen posted:How long does Fox have spider-man and x-men? Basically as long as they want them. Fantastic Four, too.
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