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That. . . Actually doesn't look that bad? I mean, for a hot dog bar funded entirely through Internet irony, I half expected it to all collapse into one giant oozing pile of MRSA and Hepatitis All Of Them.
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 15:30 |
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# ? May 10, 2024 08:15 |
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Wow, good for Doobie. Is the frog painted on the side yet?
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 16:11 |
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Great Rumbler posted:There's some info on that Facebook page, including a picture of the interior: wheres the plaque? I want my plaque!
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 16:56 |
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because the goonship abandoned dooby hes not gonna paint a frog or build a plaque. thanks a lot assholes.
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 17:55 |
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KiddieGrinder posted:because the goonship abandoned dooby hes not gonna paint a frog or build a plaque. Paint the frog, Doobie.
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 18:02 |
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Fauxtool posted:did the vent hood finally materialize like manna from the heavens? As I recall, he's had the vent hood for some time, but the cost to install it was sinking him. I am legit surprised that the restaurant is opening. I can't decide if it's more awesome for it to succeed or fail spectacularly.
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 18:10 |
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theflyingorc posted:I am legit surprised that the restaurant is opening. I can't decide if it's more awesome for it to succeed or fail spectacularly. And by something I mean http://tindeck.com/listen/nmbc
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 18:44 |
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theflyingorc posted:As I recall, he's had the vent hood for some time, but the cost to install it was sinking him. Pretty sure it's down to him getting a drink provider contract signed, those tend to have bonuses for getting your food place set up so they can start charging you for sodas and poo poo.
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 22:18 |
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I'm kinda glad it's working out because even if he is kinda a racist douche I'd rather see it succeed than have his whole life collapse around him, but we never should have let that crazy train take off to begin with ... FYAD was right
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 22:48 |
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A Steampunk Gent posted:I'm kinda glad it's working out because even if he is kinda a racist douche I'd rather see it succeed than have his whole life collapse around him, but we never should have let that crazy train take off to begin with ... FYAD was right Most businesses fail in their first year. I wish the guy well because at this point he's really sunk a lot of his own money into it and apparently burnt a few bridges along the way. But trying to build a business while living off of it as well is really hard and this guy learned how to do it from an ebook.
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 23:17 |
Great Rumbler posted:There's some info on that Facebook page, including a picture of the interior:
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 23:35 |
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Zereth posted:Are those mason jar light fixtures? Also that countertop appears to be particle board... with a stain?
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 23:35 |
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Zereth posted:Are those mason jar light fixtures? Get yer Madison Avenue sensibilities out of Alabama, carpetbagger!
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# ? Apr 3, 2014 23:42 |
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pathetic little tramp posted:Also that countertop appears to be particle board... with a stain? Looks more to me like particle board with that fake woodgrain pattern on it. Those always look kind of assy when there's a glare.
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# ? Apr 4, 2014 00:33 |
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i'm honestly shocked he got this far
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# ? Apr 4, 2014 00:40 |
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KiddieGrinder posted:because the goonship abandoned dooby hes not gonna paint a frog or build a plaque. how did we abandon him? He still has our money right?
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# ? Apr 4, 2014 00:44 |
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Zereth posted:Are those mason jar light fixtures? If the beverages aren't served in mason jars, I will be sorely disappointed.
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# ? Apr 4, 2014 00:49 |
Fauxtool posted:how did we abandon him? He still has our money right? Because when he grossly miscalculated the money he needed and came begging for another Internet Miracle™, the fanatical goon support was nowhere to be found.
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# ? Apr 4, 2014 01:15 |
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2049720063/praising-the-sun-with-gloriously-incandescent-appa Give me money so I can print t-shirts with images I don't own on them I know its not new for kickstarter or anything but god damnit There's literally multiple dozens of companies that will print any image on a t-shirt or hoodie of your choice. And he's not remotely related to From Software, just profiting off their IP because "I'm a fan!" Naturally he's already past his asking 9 thousand dollars (to print loving shirts?!?! ) and is up to 24K
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# ? Apr 4, 2014 19:50 |
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Behold, Pokemon - The Great Adventure. This trustworthy gentleman would greatly appreciate your monetary support for this totally legitimate and Nintendo approved Pokemon game for PC/Mac/Android/iOS. You know this kickstarter is destined for greatness when the Risks and Challenges section is longer than the pitch. I wonder how long it will stay up.
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# ? Apr 5, 2014 00:38 |
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Bearserker posted:Behold, Pokemon - The Great Adventure. This trustworthy gentleman would greatly appreciate your monetary support for this totally legitimate and Nintendo approved Pokemon game for PC/Mac/Android/iOS. You know this kickstarter is destined for greatness when the Risks and Challenges section is longer than the pitch. I wonder how long it will stay up. Haha wow. Combined with the typical awful KS understanding of IP law, the guy has one funding level for the usual $1(pound spergling, whatever) "thanks in the credits" level. That's it. No $5 for an exclusive walpaper or $15 for the game, or $40 for the game with special skins or whatever. Just $1 for the thanks. So he needs 1500 backers. (I'm not looking up the symbol for UK-dollars in character mapper to mock this, so just substitute in your head). Of course that's all a sideshow to the C&D he's going to get from Nindendos like right this instant.
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# ? Apr 5, 2014 02:08 |
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Nothing says quality like an ill-fitting banner. Okemo! Great Advent
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# ? Apr 5, 2014 10:21 |
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lovely pokemon kickstarter posted:Everything except the locations, names and some minor aspects will be custom made by myself and my team, meaning that any references to copyrighted images/music etc will be invalid as it is our own creation. Hasn't he already failed at calling it Pokemon Adventure? If it's all his creation why not "Small Pet Adventures" or something. If it was a good enough game it could stand on it's own merits. and this: lovely pokemon kickstarter posted:However, I will try my best to make an arrangement with Nintendo should the need arise. Isn't that cute. Jake Smith will negotiate and work out a deal with Nintendo for his lovely game.
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# ? Apr 5, 2014 17:10 |
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Zaphod42 posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2049720063/praising-the-sun-with-gloriously-incandescent-appa From the drat project itself posted:Slim fit, cotton poly blend, custom designed and custom manufactured with high quality materials and construction, fancy sublimated artwork, super nice, super comfy, super limited edition, super super. Hmmm... now that makes no sense at all.. "Cotton Poly Blend" and "fancy sublimated artwork" do not go together. You cannot sublimate ink onto cotton, and sublimating onto cotton/poly looks like dog poo poo. If it isn't 100% poly, it looks like turds. He's paid some jackass who owns a textile mill to whip up some hoodies made of CoPo remnants, and then made the body out of 100% poly. Yeah, that'll work. See what happens the first time someone puts it in the washing machine. It'll be like wearing compression socks on your arms, and a weather baloon on your chest. There's a reason the Jews said not to wear clothing of mixed cloth. I'd bet dollars to donuts that the original hoodie was screen printed onto a single type of fabric. He's got $6.00 (max) cost in each hoodie, and the slim-fit design will keep his weight down to where he can ship via UPSMI for about $4.00 each. He's making out like a bandit. Stay tuned for next year when he's run out of money again and posts a lovely Assassin's Creed hoodie or some poo poo.
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# ? Apr 5, 2014 17:53 |
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https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/sigmo-talk-and-understand-in-more-than-25-languages
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 03:40 |
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Speaking of Indiegogo scams...
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 11:03 |
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How much would Indiegogo be liable for essentially helping to launder a million dollars to Russian con artists? They can't claim ignorance because even the "company claims to be based in SF, which is a front because it'd ascutally a Russian group" looks to be pretty clear and easy to confirm.
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 15:28 |
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Install Windows posted:Pretty sure it's down to him getting a drink provider contract signed, those tend to have bonuses for getting your food place set up so they can start charging you for sodas and poo poo. It'll be Bob's Burgers, but in real life.
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 17:41 |
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Gamesguy posted:https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/sigmo-talk-and-understand-in-more-than-25-languages There is no limit to how much funding you can get for things that sound cool, but are obviously technically impossible. Seriously, if this could be done, there would be an app on every phone for it.
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 18:37 |
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Evil Fluffy posted:How much would Indiegogo be liable for essentially helping to launder a million dollars to Russian con artists? They can't claim ignorance because even the "company claims to be based in SF, which is a front because it'd ascutally a Russian group" looks to be pretty clear and easy to confirm. It's not likely laundering though, right? Just a good old fashioned scam. I bet people will even get some sort of (cheaply produced) product that gives vaguely plausible readings on calories and stuff, even if it's based on total nonsense.
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 18:40 |
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Xandu posted:It's not likely laundering though, right? Just a good old fashioned scam. I bet people will even get some sort of (cheaply produced) product that gives vaguely plausible readings on calories and stuff, even if it's based on total nonsense. So no scam? We cool?
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# ? Apr 6, 2014 19:41 |
Give me money so I won't have to get a full time job. Oh, and I do youtube videos.qq posted:My project is simple. To get my You Tube Channel going and try to get on the front page of You Tube. I will get there eventually, but having to work a full time job and not having enough time to make videos will cause me to take so much longer to get there. Kids now a days have all the time in the world because they still live with their parents. Well I have 4 children to support and don't have that luxury quote:Videos are mostly of my gameplay of Battlefield 4 and Madden ATM
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 00:17 |
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Gamesguy posted:https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/sigmo-talk-and-understand-in-more-than-25-languages This has to be a money laundering thing, right? I mean they didn't even demo the product.. how does it get $250k?
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 00:25 |
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4 kids? Jesus Christ dude stop trying to be a youtube superstar and focus on being a good provider.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 00:27 |
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KiddieGrinder posted:Isn't that cute. Jake Smith will negotiate and work out a deal with Nintendo for his lovely game. It looks like Jake's deal with Nintendo went as well as expected. I'm sure all two of his backers are deeply aggrieved by the whole affair.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 00:54 |
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Autechresaint posted:This has to be a money laundering thing, right? I mean they didn't even demo the product.. how does it get $250k? OUYA didn't have anything close to a working prototype, yet it still raked in millions. Though to be fair, they weren't promising anything blatantly unfeasible with today's technology.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 02:41 |
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Rosalind posted:4 kids? Jesus Christ dude stop trying to be a youtube superstar and focus on being a good provider. Uh, obviously that's what the kickster is for.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 02:51 |
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Bearserker posted:It looks like Jake's deal with Nintendo went as well as expected. I'm sure all two of his backers are deeply aggrieved by the whole affair. The best part of it is that it led me to Kickstarter's archive of DMCA takedown requests -- there is some amazing poo poo there. People trying to kickstart private servers for MMORPGs. People trying to kickstart ROM hacks / remakes of Zelda and Ghosts N Goblins. People trying to pass off open-source hardware projects as private designs, and just photoshopping the silkscreens. I wish some of these project pages were archived so we could see just how scammy they were before the takedown.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 04:37 |
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Noyemi K posted:Give me money so I won't have to get a full time job. Oh, and I do youtube videos. Well he even provides his own solution. Get his children to make the videos and get Internet famous.
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# ? Apr 9, 2014 15:14 |
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ullerrm posted:The best part of it is that it led me to Kickstarter's archive of DMCA takedown requests -- there is some amazing poo poo there. People trying to kickstart private servers for MMORPGs. People trying to kickstart ROM hacks / remakes of Zelda and Ghosts N Goblins. People trying to pass off open-source hardware projects as private designs, and just photoshopping the silkscreens. I wish some of these project pages were archived so we could see just how scammy they were before the takedown. https://www.kickstarter.com/dmca/the-pokedek-pokemon-themed-playing-cards-submitted-by-the-pokemo https://www.kickstarter.com/dmca/heroquest-25th-anniversary-canceled-submitted-by-private "Despite being explicitly refused permission to use our trademark, Gamezone went ahead and launched this Kickstarter in the United States. Yesterday, I sent an email to Gamezone asking them to respond to their violation within 24 hours - beyond acknowledging receipt of the email, we've received nothing from them."
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