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solarNativity
Nov 11, 2012


Oh my god that's loving excellent.

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Yo don't vandalize peoples cars.

i still laughed sorry

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Kids have no creativity, what you do is pick the car up and move it to a different parking spot. No damage and it freaks the owner out.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




quote:

Some vandals in San Francisco indulged in what could be considered the urban equivalent of "cow tipping" Monday morning, flipping three Smart cars where they were parked and damaging the vehicles.




xzzy posted:

Kids have no creativity, what you do is pick the car up and move it to a different parking spot. No damage and it freaks the owner out.
This is also good.

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.
I always enjoyed hearing stories of micro-cars getting turned around in their spots, moved to the other side of the street, or (like in a movie I saw [Weird Science?]) moved indoors.

Beach Bum
Jan 13, 2010

KoRMaK posted:



This is also good.

We did this with a race-weight CRX once. Two guys on each wheel and we moved turned it around in the spot.

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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anonumos posted:

I always enjoyed hearing stories of micro-cars getting turned around in their spots, moved to the other side of the street, or (like in a movie I saw [Weird Science?]) moved indoors.

Back in college we had a week long prank competition between various student unions and the competition judge had a old Geo Metro.



Can't seem to find any other pictures, but the car did indeed end up inside, his missing mirror making it juuuuust narrow enough to pass double doors.

Neptr
Mar 1, 2011
Sorry but loving with people's cars isn't funny, especially when those people are random and innocent

anonumos
Jul 14, 2005

Fuck it.

Neptr posted:

Sorry but loving with people's cars isn't funny, especially when those people are random and innocent

I agree with you, breaking someone's car is totally wrong. I do not approve of flipping cars over or rolling them, or even moving them indoors (kind of dickish thing to do).

But micro-cars are funny, no matter what. loving with them is going to be funny, too. Still "bad", but funny nonetheless.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

But loving with your friend's car is always funny, as long as you don't damage it.

Once you cross that line you better be ready to crack open your checkbook.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Yeah, damage is definitely not okay, but messing with cars of people you know [and who are cool with it] can be funny.

In high school, we used to pick up and move our buddy's bug all the time. Between trees, up on sidewalks, etc. Good times. I imagine most people who had friends with bugs did this, of course.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

I strongly debated posting this in the Awesome AI poo poo thread instead because the name alone makes me laugh, but I spotted this today: The Chewbaru art car, folks.





The number of people who slowed way down and stared was ridiculous. Lots of comments from people too, though most were along the lines of "That looks kinda creepy."

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
Man, that car's got a lot of dents.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
That thing must make an incredible noise at highway speed.

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Cx states chattering sound from front end.

IOwnCalculus
Apr 2, 2003





I dunno, I might need nitrous to work on that thing.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

I'm going to assume Mr. Chewbru and his buddies were piss drunk one night and glued an empty tube of toothpaste to the rear trunk lid as a hilarious joke and it just kind of grew from there.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

Safety Dance posted:

Cx states chattering sound from front end.

I was avoiding making the obvious puns but I'm glad someone bit

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
"art" cars eh?

I took this picture at Sams Pull a Part in Worcester MA if anyone wants to go look at it in person. It's right by the front desk.
The license plate was "MEOWWW" according to the inspection sticker and registration inside.
There's a SAAB under there somewhere. (Insert "SAAB owners are weirdos" joke here)

Unsurprised that they got in an accident.


Every time I look at the bumper stickers the rabbit hole gets deeper.




Serious question: what the hell do you list as the color for a car like this on the registration?


Fucknag posted:

Having looked it up now, it seems you're right, it's a 6+4 setup all the way.

Still an obnoxious amount of spark plug wires to deal with.
Yeah, makes a good donor for spark plug modules though :haw:

Now if only they actually followed through on that and made a 9.6L V12 with two six-plug packs.

Root Bear posted:

Spot the terrible:


Nice job securing the chassis end of that brake line in the hole...

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

kastein posted:

Serious question: what the hell do you list as the color for a car like this on the registration?

"All" :v:

Das Volk
Nov 19, 2002

by Cyrano4747
I'd watch a Mythbusters episode if they could quantify the drag penalty of doing something like that.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
I just noticed the bumper sticker on the left corner of the rear bumper.

loving weirdo SAAB art car posted:

If I can't be a good example, I'll just have to be a horrible warning

Truer words were never spoken.

slurry_curry
Nov 26, 2003
<3mini-moni+animu^_^

Code Jockey posted:

Yeah, damage is definitely not okay, but messing with cars of people you know [and who are cool with it] can be funny.

In high school, we used to pick up and move our buddy's bug all the time. Between trees, up on sidewalks, etc. Good times. I imagine most people who had friends with bugs did this, of course.

A friend and I both drove aw11 mr2's in HS and since toyota was awesome at making keys in the 80's, I could unlock and start his car with my key. Unluckily for him, I tended to get out of class before him and would re-park his car if I was bored and walked by it while going to my car. At least I was nice enough to keep it in a couple block radius and would only park it legally.

Frinkahedron
Jul 26, 2006

Gobble Gobble
My younger brother made a copy of one of his frat brothers' keys and would repark his car all the time, leave random fruit on the dashboard, or a stack of pamphlets for strip clubs on the passenger seat, stuff like that. He said that he never figured it out.

Hikaki
Oct 11, 2005
Motherfucking Fujitsu Heavy Industries
I'm generally OK with these art cars, but those ones where they just glue a bunch of crap on the body make me feel a little uncomfortable. There's this one in my neighborhood that's covered in taxidermied squirrels and I just know in my heart that the owner is a serial killer. It really creeps me out.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
Enter Ashland Ohio's Cat Man

I believe he's dead now (cancer) but at the time of this article he had three cats of his own and his live-in girlfriend had eight more. He lost his nose to cancer, so the urban legend started spreading that he had it cut off to look more like a cat. He claims 25 children from five different wives.

And here is the car. It meows when you honk the horn.

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

Neptr posted:

Sorry but loving with people's cars isn't funny, especially when those people are random and innocent

Are you one of those people who will start throwing wrenches if someone spills some washer fluid next to their tool box?

Hikaki
Oct 11, 2005
Motherfucking Fujitsu Heavy Industries

Captain Trips posted:

It meows when you honk the horn.

Okay this is actually pretty good.

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Hikaki posted:

I think the fact that a German car has a factory option to put the British flag on its roof is a terrible car thing in and of itself.

A car made under a German company by British workers in British factories. :britain:

I fully intend to give my Mini a checkered flag roof, I have no regrets.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Ludicro posted:

A car made under a German company by British workers in British factories. :britain:

I fully intend to give my Mini a checkered flag roof, I have no regrets.

There's a new 'Mini' down the road from my parent's place that is ENTIRELY UNION JACK painted. It looks loving awful.

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

88h88 posted:

There's a new 'Mini' down the road from my parent's place that is ENTIRELY UNION JACK painted. It looks loving awful.

Yeah thats a bit over the top. Some bonnet stripes and a roof are good enough I think.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

In high school, one of the teachers drove whatever Toyota got rebadged as a Chevy Nova in the 80s (Corolla?). I think 14 inch had the Toyota version at one point - I want to say the teacher had an 84 or 85?

That car always got moved into the most random places - a handful of guys would walk up to the front of it, pick up the front, and just walk it to wherever the gently caress they pleased (since FWD + auto + broken parking brake). Fast food place down the street, across the street, the dirt lot behind the school..

Another student actually had a brand new 1994 VW Beetle - he lived in Juarez (Mexico), and drove across the border every day - they were still building the original bug in Mexico at that point. That car wound up in even more random places, including on the steps leading to the entrance a couple of times.

(the joys of tiny private schools in border towns, I guess)

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
In high school, I had a 1986 Subaru Hatchback, and for graduation a couple of my friends moved it in front of the school doors shortly before class let out for the day.

Holdbrooks
Jan 1, 2005

NEAI 2015
RIDE ETERNAL SHINY AND CHROME
ONWARD TO THE HALLS OF RUSTHALLA
Bro stars on a mustang...

AirRaid
Dec 21, 2004

Nose Manual + Super Sonic Spin Attack
Speaking of Smart Cars (OK it was last page, but...)

eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Holdbrooks posted:

Bro stars on a mustang...



I'm a nerdy engineer with a proclivity for star wars and trek.

I drive a 4x4 Titan with rockstars.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


AirRaid posted:

Speaking of Smart Cars (OK it was last page, but...)



There's company called Lazy Lawn that sells outdoor fake grass carpeting and they have a bunch of marketing (usually Smart) cars done up like that... Though that's the first I've noticed with lips and flowers.

buttcrackmenace
Nov 14, 2007

see its right there in the manual where it says
Grimey Drawer

some texas redneck posted:

That car always got moved into the most random places - a handful of guys would walk up to the front of it, pick up the front, and just walk it to wherever the gently caress they pleased (since FWD + auto + broken parking brake).

I had the same issue with my Turbo Sprint

The e-brake only locked the rear wheels, so my buddies would pick up the back of the car and roll it away.

Finally stopped when I made it a point to always crank the wheel to maximum lock after parking

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
I was poking around trying to get an idea of what cavity waxes are available in Canada, and stumbled across this thread:

http://forums.nicoclub.com/my-s13-was-built-on-a-friday-restoration-t580792.html

A 240SX that was built on 4-20. This should be high quality, and it is. Lazy seam sealing (in the middle of panels a mile from the weld), bad welds, missing spot welds, and loose floorpans.

On page 2, they show that the weld quality is so poor that the A-pillar of the unibody was never e-dipped.

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Jan 10, 2013

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