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Zamboni Apocalypse: Dec 29, 2009

Well, you wouldn't hit a guy with *glasses* now, would you?

# ? Apr 9, 2014 00:14

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# ? Jun 1, 2024 07:17

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

RandallODim posted:

"And now, before I kill him, it's time to see who Daredevil rea- Wait, this is just some blind guy! Call off the execution, we can't just shoot a blind person. Man, how does this keep happening?"

Instead of LMDs, Daredevil becomes infamous for employing like a dozen Matt Murdocks.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 00:14

Mr. Squishy: Mar 22, 2010; A country where you can always get richer.

If he didn't have the glasses on, nobody would recognize him.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 00:32

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

AnonSpore posted:

Instead of LMDs, Daredevil becomes infamous for employing like a dozen Matt Murdocks.

Only instead of Matt Murdocks they are all different identical brothers. Starting with Mike Murdock and working his way down. Each one also has a name beginning with M.

http://sacomics.blogspot.ie/2010/11/short-life-of-mike-murdock.html

# ? Apr 9, 2014 00:41

Zero_Tactility: Nov 25, 2007; Look into my eyes.

Action Tortoise posted:

Betty and Veronica both have that fake smile people use when they're too self-conscious in pictures. Just all teeth.

It's perfect; it conveys a "There is no way she's going to be smiling more than me" attitude for both of them wonderfully.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 01:16

CzarChasm: Mar 14, 2009; I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Dick Trauma posted:

He wears his glasses under his DD mask?

Of course he's wearing glasses, how else would he be able to s-

Ohhhh....

# ? Apr 9, 2014 02:12

VanSandman: Feb 16, 2011; SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Ensign_Ricky posted:

Nope, it's just masks all the way down. Layer 67 is a Horsehead Mask. Bruce was feeling puckish that day.

I understood and appriciated this joke very much.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 02:43

funtax: Feb 28, 2001; Forum Veteran

The MSJ posted:

Godspeed, son of Riverdale.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 04:27

ManiacClown: May 30, 2002; Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

funtax posted:

Godspeed, son of Riverdale.

This belongs in Ruin the Moment.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 05:03

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

funtax posted:

Godspeed, son of Riverdale.

They should've sent a poet.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 05:06

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

ManiacClown posted:

This belongs in Ruin the Moment.

Is there an "Improve the Moment" thread?

# ? Apr 9, 2014 05:29

ManiacClown: May 30, 2002; Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

Jerusalem posted:

Is there an "Improve the Moment" thread?

It pulls double duty.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 11:42

Soonmot: Dec 19, 2002; Entrapta fucking loves robots; Grimey Drawer

Action Tortoise posted:

Betty and Veronica both have that fake smile people use when they're too self-conscious in pictures. Just all teeth.

This is supposed to be extremely unsettling, right?

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:15

Captain Oblivious: Oct 12, 2007; I'm not like other posters

Soonmot posted:

This is supposed to be extremely unsettling, right?

Dude have you ever seen an Archie cover? Out of place and hugely unsettling smiles are basically their thing.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 12:32

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

funtax posted:

Godspeed, son of Riverdale.

I'd love to see a thread about turning iconic deaths into Archie's last moments. Veronica holding a bloody Archie a la Death of Superman, for example. If I had more talent with Photoshop this wouldn't be just wishful thinking.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 14:07

Senor Candle: Nov 5, 2008

Lobok posted:

I'd love to see a thread about turning iconic deaths into Archie's last moments. Veronica holding a bloody Archie a la Death of Superman, for example. If I had more talent with Photoshop this wouldn't be just wishful thinking.

Oh sweet Jesus yes. I need this. Not exactly a death but Bane breaking Archie over his knee.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 14:20

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

Senor Candle posted:

Oh sweet Jesus yes. I need this. Not exactly a death but Bane breaking Archie over his knee.

*AHEM* Don't you mean Reggie breaking Archie over his knee?

Edit: No wait. Make that Moose. Reggie would be either a Two-face or Joker analogue.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 14:24

John Dyne: Jul 3, 2005; Well, fuck. Really?

Lobok posted:

I'd love to see a thread about turning iconic deaths into Archie's last moments. Veronica holding a bloody Archie a la Death of Superman, for example. If I had more talent with Photoshop this wouldn't be just wishful thinking.

Wait, what iconic death is this supposed to be? I don't recognize it.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 14:50

Servoret: Nov 8, 2009

John Dyne posted:

Wait, what iconic death is this supposed to be? I don't recognize it.

It's the Executioner's death from Walt Simonson's Thor run.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 14:52

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Lobok posted:

I'd love to see a thread about turning iconic deaths into Archie's last moments. Veronica holding a bloody Archie a la Death of Superman, for example. If I had more talent with Photoshop this wouldn't be just wishful thinking.

Eventually, that thread is going to have the GL fridge scene, and I don't think I need to see Archie's expression to that discovery.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 14:53

Fuego Fish: Dec 5, 2004; By tooth and claw!

Red posted:

Eventually, that thread is going to have the GL fridge scene, and I don't think I need to see Archie's expression to that discovery.

Well if it's Archie who's died, then Kyle's place needs to be taken by Jughead.

"'Hamburgers in the fridge, love Archie.' This doesn't look like his handwriting..."

# ? Apr 9, 2014 15:15

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

John Dyne posted:

Wait, what iconic death is this supposed to be? I don't recognize it.

Cross posting from the badass panels thread

bobkatt013 posted:

This is still one of the most badass moments in a comic full of badass moments.
Let there be Skurge! Thor 362
Sorry about so many but they are all needed

# ? Apr 9, 2014 15:52

Johnny Aztec: Jan 30, 2005; by Hand Knit

A more glorious death a man could not hope for.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 16:28

SilverSupernova: Feb 1, 2013

Taking a break from glorious death scenes.

(From What If: Age of Ultron 2)

# ? Apr 9, 2014 17:37

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Its kind of a spoiler but all the stuff about Ronin's identity in Mighty Avengers 9 is pretty funny.

# ? Apr 9, 2014 22:43

ManiacClown: May 30, 2002; Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

From G.I. Joe v1 #87:

# ? Apr 10, 2014 00:47

Teenage Fansub: Jan 28, 2006

All-New X-Men 25
Hank is given a glimpse of all the possible futures he's destroyed in messing with time.

# ? Apr 10, 2014 03:24

ManiacClown: May 30, 2002; Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

From the next issue, the SFX here look like the Joes have gone to Freensburg.

# ? Apr 10, 2014 03:26

Red: Apr 15, 2003; Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

ManiacClown posted:

From the next issue, the SFX here look like the Joes have gone to Freensburg.

What the hell was that thing called? The Mean Dog? It was like a kid's train turned into a tank.

It was at this point the Joe team really started reaching for new blood. An ex-baseball player (Hardball)?

# ? Apr 10, 2014 03:41

funtax: Feb 28, 2001; Forum Veteran

That was, indeed, the Mean Dog. It was like the Cobra Maggot, but slightly less idiotic.

# ? Apr 10, 2014 04:46

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Teenage Fansub posted:

All-New X-Men 25
Hank is given a glimpse of all the possible futures he's destroyed in messing with time.

Oh drat, Kitty's shirt!

Daredevil #7.

# ? Apr 10, 2014 05:15

Mr. Maltose: Feb 16, 2011; The Guffless Girlverine

I love Colossus' home made jean-shorts.

# ? Apr 10, 2014 05:24

Exit Strategy: Dec 10, 2010; by sebmojo

Is Colossus wearing Sean Connery's outfit from Zardoz?

# ? Apr 10, 2014 05:35

spacejung: Feb 8, 2004

Fuego Fish posted:

Batman we need to have a serious talk about your mask addiction.

(Batman #60)

Still canon in Batman #20 (2011-)

# ? Apr 10, 2014 05:37

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

Bruce Wayne comes from money to the point of having a suit and haircut in his DNA.

# ? Apr 10, 2014 06:08

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me