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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Maradona is being registered as a player for Argentine 5th division club Deportivo Riestra. Apparently the coach is his friend and he's going to play for promotional reasons or something.

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Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
Here's last week results and table and this week slate of games.

Results

FT UNAM 1-1 Atlas
FT Guadalajara 2-1 Queretaro
FT Cruz Azul 1-0 Puebla
FT Veracruz 0-3 Toluca
FT Monterrey 0-2 León
FT Pachuca 0-1 Atlante
FT Chiapas 0-0 U.A.N.L
FT Morelia 1-0 America
FT Santos 3-2 Tijuana

Table



This weekend games

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 21, 2014

8:30 ET Queretaro v Cruz Azul
10:30 ET Tijuana v Chiapas

SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 22, 2014

6:00 ET America v UNAM
8:00 ET Pachuca v Morelia
8:00 ET U.A.N.L v Veracruz
9:06 ET León v Santos
10:00 ET Atlas v Monterrey

SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 2014

1:00 ET Toluca v Guadalajara
6:00 ET Atlante v Puebla

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Dani Guiza scores and its Cerro Porteño 1-0 Lanus.

drat these Copa Libertadores games have amazing atmosphere.

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
Atletico and Santa Fe was a pretty exciting game, though I really wish Atletico's coach was someone other than Autuori. He had Ronaldinho playing as a defensive midfielder for part of the game.

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Grêmio's 2-0 on the so-called Group of Death for this Libertadores.

how

As my brother put it, they're probably just charging the Disappointment Buster for later.

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
Here's the latest results of the last round and the current table along with this week games.

Results

FT Toluca 1-0 Guadalajara
FT Atlante 0-0 Puebla
FT America 1-3 UNAM
FT Pachuca 3-0 Morelia
FT U.A.N.L 1-0 Veracruz
FT León 4-2 Santos
FT Atlas 0-1 Monterrey
FT Queretaro 1-3 Cruz Azul
FT Tijuana 0-3 Chiapas

Table



This weekend games

FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 28, 2014

8:30 ET Morelia v Atlante
10:30 ET Santos v Atlas

SATURDAY, MARCH 1, 2014

6:00 ET Cruz Azul v Toluca
6:00 ET Veracruz v Tijuana
8:00 ET Monterrey v America
10:00 ET Chiapas v León

SUNDAY, MARCH 2, 2014

1:00 ET Puebla v Queretaro
1:00 ET UNAM v Pachuca
6:00 ET Guadalajara v U.A.N.L

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
Latest Liga MX results and this weeks games along with the current table

Results

FT Puebla 1-0 Queretaro
FT UNAM 0-0 Pachuca
FT Guadalajara 0-0 U.A.N.L
FT Cruz Azul 1-0 Toluca
FT Veracruz 1-1 Tijuana
FT Monterrey 1-2 America
FT Chiapas 0-3 León
FT Morelia 1-2 Atlante
FT Santos 2-3 Atlas

Table



This weekend games

FRIDAY, MARCH 7, 2014

8:30 ET Morelia v UNAM
9:06 ET León v Veracruz
9:30 ET Toluca v Puebla
10:30 ET Tijuana v Guadalajara

SATURDAY, MARCH 8, 2014

6:00 ET America v Santos
8:00 ET Pachuca v Monterrey
8:00 ET U.A.N.L v Cruz Azul
10:00 ET Atlas v Chiapas
SUNDAY, MARCH 9, 2014

7:00 ET Atlante v Queretaro

dj_pain
Mar 28, 2005

Drogadon posted:

Thanks, should have imagined it was something like that.


Re: CHI-CRC
So glad most of these shitlords are nowhere near starting a game at the WC. Pathetic showing.

Sorry I came late to the party Drogadon, but the same can be said about chile's players. Mikos was the only one I would want to take to brazil, ohh and Muñoz (but that's cause I like him)

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



20 second red card in the Libertadores

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGUw02AJAXI

dj_pain posted:

Sorry I came late to the party Drogadon, but the same can be said about chile's players. Mikos was the only one I would want to take to brazil, ohh and Muñoz (but that's cause I like him)

Yeah I know, that made it even more embarrassing.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
I just realized Juan Pablo Angel still exists.

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?

Drogadon posted:

20 second red card in the Libertadores

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGUw02AJAXI


Must be some kind of record.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
It was the fastest card ever in Copa Libertadores according to some papers.

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.

Drogadon posted:

20 second red card in the Libertadores

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGUw02AJAXI


Yeah I know, that made it even more embarrassing.

Wow that amazing.

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
Cruzeiro went from being one of the favorites to maybe not even making it out of their group.
Lost 2-0, despite having a pk in its favor and defensor having a player sent out. The second defensor goal was pretty, too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9rSjbGsooM

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Wow, that second goal is very nice. And that penalty was shameful.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
Half of Cruzeiro got absolutely shamed by that second goal. Nice vision by the players to setup that final touch.

Also Defensor's stadium looks tiny.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



I think you guys might find this video interesting, FIFA TV made it about CR club Herediano which is now owned by an American who surprisingly is doing a great job managing the club and the fans absolutely love him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlMwrvMClXQ

That businessman in the video, Aquil Ali, looks a lot like my dad. My dad used to be mistaken for him all the time and for a while my dad was worried he might be kidnapped someday because of it.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Gigi Galli posted:

Also Defensor's stadium looks tiny.

And yet it's still too big for them.

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
Latest Liga MX results and this weeks games along with the current table

Results

FT Atlante 4-2 Queretaro
FT America 2-4 Santos
FT Pachuca 2-0 Monterrey
FT U.A.N.L 3-0 Cruz Azul
FT Atlas 2-2 Chiapas
FT Morelia 3-1 UNAM
FT León 0-1 Veracruz
FT Toluca 3-0 Puebla
FT Tijuana 2-0 Guadalajara

Table



This weekend games

FRIDAY, MARCH 14, 2014

9:30 ET Queretaro v Toluca

SATURDAY, MARCH 15, 2014

7:00 ET Cruz Azul v Tijuana
7:00 ET Veracruz v Atlas
9:00 ET Monterrey v Morelia
9:00 ET Santos v Pachuca
11:00 ET Chiapas v America

SUNDAY, MARCH 16, 2014

2:00 ET Puebla v U.A.N.L
2:00 ET UNAM v Atlante
7:00 ET Guadalajara v León

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Paging Drogadon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw0_h3lpoUs

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



What a legend :swoon:

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Cruzeiro - Defensor was a pretty entertaining game. They both played the second half with 10 men and it finished 2 - 2 after Cruzeiro went up 2 - 0. As usual for uruguayan teams, Giorgian de Arrascaeta was just sold to Galatasaray and Felipe Gedoz will be heading back to Brazil soon so Defensor won't be making it very far in the cup anyway.

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
Sorry for missing last week, I sorta forgot about last week since I was hyping myself for my team home opener which ended up in a draw. But anyway here's the last two weeks of results of Liga MX and this weeks games along with the table along with the first game of the El Classico.

Last two week results

Round 12
FT UNAM 1-2 Monterrey
FT Atlante 2-1 Toluca
FT America 0-0 Veracruz
FT Pachuca 2-0 Chiapas
FT U.A.N.L 0-2 Queretaro
FT León 0-0 Cruz Azul
FT Atlas 1-1 Guadalajara
FT Morelia 2-2 Santos
FT Tijuana 3-1 Puebla
Round 11
FT Puebla 0-1 U.A.N.L
FT UNAM 5-0 Atlante
FT Guadalajara 1-0 León
FT Cruz Azul 2-1 Tijuana
FT Veracruz 0-1 Atlas
FT Monterrey 0-1 Morelia
FT Santos 3-1 Pachuca
FT Chiapas 2-2 America
FT Queretaro 0-2 Toluca

Table



This weekend games

FRIDAY, MARCH 28, 2014
9:30 ET Queretaro v Tijuana
11:30 ET Santos v UNAM

SATURDAY, MARCH 29, 2014
7:00 ET Cruz Azul v Atlas
7:00 ET Veracruz v Pachuca
8:00 ET Monterrey v Atlante
8:00 ET Toluca v U.A.N.L
10:00 ET Chiapas v Morelia

SUNDAY, MARCH 30, 2014
1:00 ET Puebla v León
8:00 ET Guadalajara v America

LT.CrownRoast
Mar 20, 2009

by XyloJW
Go America so I can rip on my Chivas supporting friend. Theyre closer than I expected in the table.

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
Just a reminder that this Sunday is the superclasico. Boca Juniors vs River Plate for the chance to decide who is having the worse season.

hello i am phone fucked around with this message at 05:31 on Mar 29, 2014

LT.CrownRoast
Mar 20, 2009

by XyloJW
Thanks man, I missed the first leg

Giovanni_Sinclair
Apr 25, 2009

It was on this day that his greatest enemy defeated, the true lord of darkness arose. His name? MARIO.
Here's the latest on Liga MX

Results

FT Puebla 1-1 León
FT Guadalajara 0-4 America
FT Cruz Azul 1-3 Atlas
FT Veracruz 3-1 Pachuca
FT Monterrey 3-2 Atlante
FT Toluca 2-1 U.A.N.L
FT Chiapas 1-0 Morelia
FT Queretaro 2-1 Tijuana
FT Santos 2-1 UNAM

Table


This weekends games

FRIDAY, APRIL 4, 2014
10:00 ET Morelia v Veracruz
10:30 ET Tijuana v Toluca

SATURDAY, APRIL 5, 2014
7:00 ET America v Cruz Azul
9:00 ET Monterrey v Santos
9:00 ET Pachuca v Guadalajara
10:06 ET León v Queretaro
11:00 ET Atlas v Puebla

SUNDAY, APRIL 6, 2014
1:00 ET UNAM v Chiapas
6:00 ET Atlante v U.A.N.L

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
Anelka just signed with Atletico mineiro. The real question is if this means they are selling Jo.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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joepinetree posted:

Anelka just signed with Atletico mineiro. The real question is if this means they are selling Jo.

Might get back on FIFA just for this. I used to play with AM, fun team!

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
We have an interesting week on libertadores. Depending on results, we might end up with a lot of rivalries in the round of 16. Atletico is likely to get either cruzeiro or flamengo, there is a chance Velez gets San Lorenzo, and Gremio could get either Botafogo or Santa Fe (the team that bounced them last year).

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Is anyone else watching Flamengo - León? Great game, no midfield at all.

hello i am phone
Nov 24, 2005
¿donde estoy?
San lorenzo - Botafogo is pretty intense. Casla needs to win and to Independiente del valle to lose or tie with Española

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012

hecko posted:

San lorenzo - Botafogo is pretty intense. Casla needs to win and to Independiente del valle to lose or tie with Española

Intense is Independiente del valle and Union Espanola. 5-4 right now.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
Defensor - U de Chile finished 1 - 1 and la U are out.

Cruzeiro managed to squeeze through to the next round and defensor finished first in the group and saved Uruguayan football from being even more embarrassing.

benzine
Oct 21, 2010
It seems Newell's will be the only of five Argentinian teams to miss the round of 16, currently losing 3-1.

benzine
Oct 21, 2010

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
No disrespect to Cerro Porteno, but cruzeiro are so freaking lucky.

They struggle until the last minute to qualify, and they get a very easy match up against Cerro (currently 7th in apertura 2014, struggled to qualify in an easy group). Meanwhile, Atletico mineiro and Gremio are first in their groups and undefeated and they get Atletico Nacional and San Lorenzo, respectively.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
How often do Mexican teams get this far in the competition? I was surprised to see Santos Laguna and Leon in there.

joepinetree
Apr 5, 2012
The best they've ever done was when Guadalajara reached the finals in 2010.

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Magrov
Mar 27, 2010

I'm completely lost and have no idea what's going on. I'll be at my bunker.

If you need any diplomatic or mineral stuff just call me. If you plan to nuke India please give me a 5 minute warning to close the windows!


Also Iapetus sucks!

Gigi Galli posted:

How often do Mexican teams get this far in the competition? I was surprised to see Santos Laguna and Leon in there.

Chivas reached the semis in 2005, 2006 and the finals in 2010, America reached the semis in 2000, 2002 and 2008, and it's not really unusual for a mexican side to reach the quarter finals (tijuana did it last year).

Edit: oh, and Cruz Azul lost to boca in the finals in 2001.

Magrov fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Apr 11, 2014

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