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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
every subforum is full of terrible people

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SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

AriadneThread posted:

Huh. Today's the birthday of the dude whose's work led to birth control.

happy birthday feminism.

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose
Worked out, ate the other half of my lamb wrap, and gonna showerbeer with an IPA from the Sierra Nevada case. Haven't tried all four yet. Then making some sort of soup for when the husband gets home. Thinking lamb stock with cabbage, onion, mushrooms and carrots. Maybe barley or lentils too. We'll see.

If any of you goons are eating actual dinners instead of candy and popcorn, what's for dinner?

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Putty posted:

every subforum is full of terrible people

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

Schmeichy posted:

Worked out, ate the other half of my lamb wrap, and gonna showerbeer with an IPA from the Sierra Nevada case.

keep hearing how good showerbeer is. gotta try it soon.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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ladyboy pancake posted:

keep hearing how good showerbeer is. gotta try it soon.

use a can not a bottle, fyi


boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

HEY GAL posted:

use a can not a bottle, fyi

what about one of those camelbak backpacks hung on the curtain rod?

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

Schmeichy posted:

If any of you goons are eating actual dinners instead of candy and popcorn, what's for dinner?

Chinese takeout aww yisss.

Drinking: Coke Zero
Playing: Goon Trivia join us join us join us it is funnnn (and zomg these questions are nuts)
Watching: Nothing ATM, but the ghosthunting shows are on in a bit (stop judging me, I watch it for Zak's tight tshirts)

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.

HEY GAL posted:

use a can not a bottle, fyi

thanks for the tip. gonna need to get a can then

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
My friend is naming her baby girl Tesla and I don't even know what to say, this was also after posting that her baby would be raised 'gluten free' and being supes mad about a story about a school somewhere banning sack lunches (because everyone got lunchroom food because there was a legit problem of kids straight coming to school with no food or just a bag of chips or something) infringing on 'my future rights as a mother'.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
Name your kid Edison, see if history repeats itself

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
my brother lives in a household of free-spirited open-love musician types and they're communally raising a small blond boy named helix, let's arrange a marriage

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Avshalom posted:

my brother lives in a household of free-spirited open-love musician types and they're communally raising a small blond boy named helix, let's arrange a marriage

wanna hang with those musicians


sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
What trips me out is this girl seemed totally normal too, but then all of a sudden this starts when she's getting ready to have a kid and I'm all 'haha whaaaa'

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Tatum Girlparts posted:

My friend is naming her baby girl Tesla and I don't even know what to say, this was also after posting that her baby would be raised 'gluten free' and being supes mad about a story about a school somewhere banning sack lunches (because everyone got lunchroom food because there was a legit problem of kids straight coming to school with no food or just a bag of chips or something) infringing on 'my future rights as a mother'.

Tesla is actually okay as far as creative names go. Shortens to "Tess", named after an actual person instead of a Star Wars character, sounds like it could be a girl name. And all that sounds pretty tame to me. I know a woman who'll be eating her placenta and probably raising her kid unvaccinated. I think that's worse.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i actually wasn't sure whose kid helix was until a few weeks ago and thought he might be my secret nephew, but it turns out that he is not the fruit of my brother's loins

stimulated emission
Apr 25, 2011

D-D-D-D-D-D-DEEPER

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


boom boom boom posted:

what about one of those camelbak backpacks hung on the curtain rod?

Don't put liquids that aren't water in your camelbak, you'll gunk it up. Also your puppy is basically a baby, although it can run and be cute, at three months it probably can't tell when it needs to go, nor hold it, so you might wanna invest in some puppy pads and when your notice it going, put it on the pad. Or the outside thing if you have time, but do realise it might be a good three months before your pup puts it all together and does the thing you we want.

I don't have a opinion on crates really. We never crated our dogs, but you can stick a baby in a place it can't get out of with bars (you know, a cot), so maybe a dog can do it too? I should look into this if I want to acquire a doge.

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Avshalom posted:

i actually wasn't sure whose kid helix was until a few weeks ago and thought he might be my secret nephew, but it turns out that he is not the fruit of my brother's loins

Does helix know which ones are his parents?

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Agh! It looks like it's hiccuping! So cute!

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
omg :neckbeard:

Schmeichy posted:

Does helix know which ones are his parents?
i'm not sure helix has been raised to understand the concept of parents

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Avshalom posted:

my brother lives in a household of free-spirited open-love musician types and they're communally raising a small blond boy named helix, let's arrange a marriage

Surprised they refer to a Helix as a boy before xie has chosen a gender (unless he has idk). That is a cool name though. Have you met him, is he cool and cute?

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Shithouse Dave posted:

Helix. That is a cool name though.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
they're hippies but tragically cisnormative :( i haven't met him but i've seen pictures, he looks like a cherub (and is apparently healthy and well-socialised so maybe the system works)

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
lol no that kid is going to grow up all wrong

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications



Yeah, this is one of the reasons I have fish and a cat instead of children. The fish are named Lance Dopestrong and The Hamburglar. I'm not good with names.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Shithouse Dave posted:

Yeah, this is one of the reasons I have fish and a cat instead of children. The fish are named Lance Dopestrong and The Hamburglar. I'm not good with names.

My cat's name is Oreo because he's black and white. I'm terrified of if I have a kid and have to name them I'm gonna make it 'pink screaming thing' or something.

Meis
Sep 2, 2011


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Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Avshalom posted:

they're hippies but tragically cisnormative :( i haven't met him but i've seen pictures, he looks like a cherub (and is apparently healthy and well-socialised so maybe the system works)

I'd like to meet adult helix.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

Schmeichy posted:

I'd like to meet adult helix.
he's three so you'll be waiting a while, but i'll keep you updated on his progress through life if anything particularly weird happens

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

Tatum Girlparts posted:

My cat's name is Oreo because he's black and white. I'm terrified of if I have a kid and have to name them I'm gonna make it 'pink screaming thing' or something.

I like the name Nikita

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Avshalom posted:

he's three so you'll be waiting a while, but i'll keep you updated on his progress through life if anything particularly weird happens

My prediction is that he turns out completely normal, but I'd like to hear his opinions about growing up.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Shadowplay update may have halted let's play

should i just record the screen with my phone

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I like the name Nikita
for a guy or a girl?

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
people persistently misgender poor vanya because of his name but i don't think it's caused too much psychological scarring

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Avshalom posted:

for a guy or a girl?

it's a guy's name, isn't it?

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

HEY GAL posted:

it's a guy's name, isn't it?
hegel wins the prize!

Tora! Tora! Tora!
Dec 28, 2008

Shake it baby

Shithouse Dave posted:

Yeah, this is one of the reasons I have fish and a cat instead of children. The fish are named Lance Dopestrong and The Hamburglar. I'm not good with names.

I'm horrible at naming things and usually just call them by characteristics: The Kitten, Orangejello, Little Girl, Bitchy. Only the last two have real names: Abejundio and Lautaro 'cause I couldn't think of better variations of cat.

Tho' I have picked out hypothetical baby names for the hypothetical babies I don't plan on having: Wilhelmina Belle and Silas. I'd call them Willie Belle and Skeeter for short.

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sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Avshalom posted:

hegel wins the prize!



Wait do people not know that? I have a male cousin Nikita.

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