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jng2058
Jul 17, 2010

We have the tools, we have the talent!





Slavvy posted:

There would only be one sailboat and the soldiers would be wading instead of on horseback but otherwise a pretty accurate rendition of how sealion would've gone down.

Except, of course, everything would have been on fire.

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Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
I'm just gonna assume that was a doodle Hitler left lying around that he made while waiting for updates on the French front, and his generals thought that it was an outline for his real plan to invade England. Makes more sense than the reality.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

I don't think so, that picture exhibits significantly more artistic talent than Hitler possessed. The people actually look like people, for example.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Slavvy posted:

There would only be one sailboat and the soldiers would be wading instead of on horseback but otherwise a pretty accurate rendition of how sealion would've gone down.

The first assault waves specifically included a lot of horses (to tow the artillery that was coming on the second assault wave!) so I think that picture is a lot more accurate than you might think.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

gradenko_2000 posted:

The first assault waves specifically included a lot of horses (to tow the artillery that was coming on the second assault wave!) so I think that picture is a lot more accurate than you might think.

Good lord. Was the hitler-on-meth thing actually true? Cause this makes it sound true.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Slavvy posted:

Good lord. Was the hitler-on-meth thing actually true? Cause this makes it sound true.

Yes it was. His quack doctor dosed him with it in the mornings to perk him up.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Slavvy posted:

Good lord. Was the hitler-on-meth thing actually true? Cause this makes it sound true.
He was, but that's not ridiculous. A lot of German artillery was horse drawn. People think that the mid 20th century saw the complete mechanization of combat, but it's not true.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
For reals, the Wehrmacht was mostly horse powered throughout the whole war.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

HEY GAL posted:

He was, but that's not ridiculous. A lot of German artillery was horse drawn. People think that the mid 20th century saw the complete mechanization of combat, but it's not true.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

For reals, the Wehrmacht was mostly horse powered throughout the whole war.

Right, but the ridiculous part is that the German version of Saving Private Ryan is going to look like:



... but with water on one side

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Don't draft animals/riding animals still occasionally see combat use? I remember hearing about a camelry charge by Rangers somewhere in Afghanistan and there are videos of horse-mounted riot police all over the net.

edit: HEY GAL it took me this fuckin long to figure out you were HCT. Jeez.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Grand Prize Winner posted:

Don't draft animals/riding animals still occasionally see combat use? I remember hearing about a camelry charge by Rangers somewhere in Afghanistan and there are videos of horse-mounted riot police all over the net.

edit: HEY GAL it took me this fuckin long to figure out you were HCT. Jeez.
(1) I think it's quite common, especially for broken terrain like Afghanistan or police crowd control (since almost everyone on foot in a riot will have no idea what to do against cavalry). I know almost nothing about this period, though.

(2) I will always be some variation on HEGEL. Next name will probably be A GLISTENING HEGEL?

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Apr 13, 2014

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

HEY GAL posted:

(2) I will always be some variation on HEGEL. Next name will probably be A GLISTENING HEGEL?

:golfclap:

It's a shame about the ban.

Bacarruda
Mar 30, 2011

Mutiny!?! More like "reinterpreted orders"

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Don't draft animals/riding animals still occasionally see combat use? I remember hearing about a camelry charge by Rangers somewhere in Afghanistan and there are videos of horse-mounted riot police all over the net.

edit: HEY GAL it took me this fuckin long to figure out you were HCT. Jeez.



Not Rangers, but US Army Special Forces and attached USAF Combat Controllers used horses during the 2001-2002 fighting in Afghanistan and still use them today.

For a more insane example of horse soldiering...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luZtl2J3sR0

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Grand Prize Winner posted:

Don't draft animals/riding animals still occasionally see combat use? I remember hearing about a camelry charge by Rangers somewhere in Afghanistan and there are videos of horse-mounted riot police all over the net.

edit: HEY GAL it took me this fuckin long to figure out you were HCT. Jeez.

To add onto what Hegel of the many names said, special forces in Afghanistan were using horses not just because they could just go places mechanized divisions flat out couldn't, but also because they blended in with the locals a lot better when they were on horseback.

A group of clean shaved guys driving around in a vehicle that is probably worth more than what a remote village is worth sticks out like a sore thumb, but no one even looks twice bunch of heavily armed bearded dudes riding around on horseback in the mountains, since that describes most everyone in rural Afghanistan. Even if they're not actively hiding from the Taliban or what have you, locals are probably going to more readily trust a group that seems more familiar to them.

I don't know anything about a cavalry charge though, so I don't know if that's true. I did think you were talking about camels for a second, until I realized that camelry isn't a word. It totally should be though


EDIT: Beaten by a minute :argh:

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

There ought to be a goodreads group for this thread to catalogue all the recommended books.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
So what's the proper premodern way of repelling horse?

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

JaucheCharly posted:

So what's the proper premodern way of repelling horse?

Ruddha.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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JaucheCharly posted:

So what's the proper premodern way of repelling horse?

Pikes and good discipline will allow you to

----------------:mrgw:
:horse::yosbutt:

all day every day. You can see some pictures of reenactors demonstrating the use of the pike, some of which I copied here earlier, here.

Poor old Rodrigo Diaz, thought of pikes and died.

Slim Jim Pickens
Jan 16, 2012
The fearsome pike square has been adapted here for modern, more sensitive viewers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUKuUFAdgKs

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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Slim Jim Pickens posted:

The fearsome pike square has been adapted here for modern, more sensitive viewers.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUKuUFAdgKs
I winced with my entire body.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

On the topic of pikes and such, I'm still impressed that the last known bayonet charge happened as recently as 2004 (by British troops in Basra).

And then on the topic of bayonets, does anyone know why it took so long for non-plug types to become commonplace? The idea of a big spike you could mount on your musket isn't exactly new, and while plug types certainly have their drawbacks, non-plug types really don't seem all that complicated, and I don't understand why it took so long for them to replace the plugs.

I've also wondered why the battlefields of early modern Europe didn't shift all their pikemen into bayonet-equipped-musketmen much earlier than they did, though I can guess at two reasons:
  1. Muskets were likely much more difficult and costlier to produce than pikes.
  2. Early muskets in particular had particularly poor rates of fire. Sure you could deal one hell of a blow to a pike formation, but then they're on top of you in short order, and without your own pikemen, you're effectively boned? Coupled with the longer reach a pike would give you over a musket I suspect.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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PittTheElder posted:

And then on the topic of bayonets, does anyone know why it took so long for non-plug types to become commonplace? The idea of a big spike you could mount on your musket isn't exactly new, and while plug types certainly have their drawbacks, non-plug types really don't seem all that complicated, and I don't understand why it took so long for them to replace the plugs.
??? Some French dude invented the socket bayonet in 1678, which is only a few years after bayonets were introduced at all (in some places, not all at once; for instance, the Swedes kept pikes until the 1720s). Once some bugs were worked out, they were in wide use by the early 1700s. They tended to fall off though.

And bear in mind when you are dealing with any adoption of new technology--the proprietor of each regiment pays for all of this themselves. (Which is why the French took so much longer than everyone else to adopt the flintlock.) Ideally, owning a regiment makes you money, not the other way around.

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 10:07 on Apr 13, 2014

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

But the bayonet itself is at least 100 years older than that I thought? 100 years seems like a long time to come up with an improvement to a shockingly huge drawback.

I do believe I've framed my question terribly though.

e: the decentralized manner of procurement is something I definitely had not considered.

HEY GAL posted:

Ideally, owning a regiment makes you money, not the other way around.

Did people really expect military adventures to make money (through looting I presume)? I figured it was just a status thing.

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

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PittTheElder posted:

But the bayonet itself is at least 100 years older than that I thought?
I don't know if anyone actually knows that for sure.

PittTheElder posted:

Did people really expect military adventures to make money (through looting I presume)? I figured it was just a status thing.
In the laaaate 1600s (if you are France) and 1700s (if you are anyone else), I think so. This isn't independent mercenary captains looting their way through Europe, this is nobles kind of subcontracting for the state. (Which I know a lot less about!)

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 10:12 on Apr 13, 2014

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Right, I guess given the proliferation of private mercenary companies during the 15-17th century, there must have been decent money being made.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
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I'm taking a trip to Bangkok later this month. Any milhist related spots (or just good spots in general) that the thread would like to recommend?

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Slavvy posted:

I don't think so, that picture exhibits significantly more artistic talent than Hitler possessed. The people actually look like people, for example.

You can't possibly be suggesting that Hitler wasn't a people person.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Hitler didn't draw that bad.

Btw, the reason why asked about cavalry was that the author in that work about warfare on the indian subcontinent states that Babur introduced ottoman tactics to the theater. He writes about the sultan's redoubt in a way that I never heard of. Instead of trenches or earthworks it's waggons manned with archers and musketmen. The waggons are tied together with chains or ropes of rawhide. It's called the 'rumi' (Rumelia) way, and apparently was introduced by ottoman artillery experts that Babur hired. It's described as laager, like the ones that the hussites used.

Weird. The german sources that I read so far only mention cannons being linked together in that way, to stop cavaly from overrunning their position.

Ghost of Mussolini
Jun 26, 2011

MrYenko posted:

OperationSeaLion.jpg

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

:eyepop:

The Merry Marauder
Apr 4, 2009

"But she goes not abroad, in search of monsters to destroy. She is the well-wisher to the freedom and independence of all. She is the champion and vindicator only of her own."
There were some intriguing inventions on both sides of the channel.



This wasn't one.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
That is going to be an interesting expression we simply have to start bringing back.

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.

JaucheCharly posted:

Hitler didn't draw that bad.

His environments were nice enough I guess in a kind of eerie way but there is a conspicuous absence of people in them.

Basically it's pretty much exactly what you'd expect someone who went down his path to produce.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Are they going in or out?

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
Since they are bum boats, they are going out. On the face of France.

Rabhadh
Aug 26, 2007

SeanBeansShako posted:

Since they are bum boats, they are going out. On the face of France.

Matter of perspective really.

SeanBeansShako
Nov 20, 2009

Now the Drums beat up again,
For all true Soldier Gentlemen.
We are getting into some weird arse territory here now.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
I wish political cartoons of today were like that. If somebody made political cartoons of Ted Cruz farting in Obama's face it would be an improvement over whatever trash they're churning out today. Not even pretending to bother with fancy metaphors they are too clumsy and dumb to properly utilize, just outright say "this guy I dislike is a poophead and so I am drawing this picture of even more poop being placed on his head."

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Pornographic Memory posted:

I wish political cartoons of today were like that. If somebody made political cartoons of Ted Cruz farting in Obama's face it would be an improvement over whatever trash they're churning out today. Not even pretending to bother with fancy metaphors they are too clumsy and dumb to properly utilize, just outright say "this guy I dislike is a poophead and so I am drawing this picture of even more poop being placed on his head."

Maybe he could shart out "DEBT".

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