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AriadneThread posted:And so begins Ladythread's descent into the Goon Erotica Authors thread nope not gonna happen plus erotica is different because it involves graphic sex scenes from what my ex told me (since she wrote erotica because of that thread)
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pixelbaron posted:a cumberbatch of labias thank you labia libya gaddafi headshot cumshot
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A mystical Stonehenge of dongs
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i've really been missing writers' workshops since i graduated i would participate in some...literature will dummies really buy it on their kindles is there paper to be made?!
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Crow Jane posted:Fabulist/oval office raja, have you ever used the word "nubbin" in your books? And is a dong a "manhood" or an "excitement"? I have not used 'nubbin' and will not. Dongs are usually manhoods. I spent a lot time durring the second submission coming up with alternate names for dongs, then I flipped through a copy I found at my mom's (no she does not know) and realized they'd replaced most of them with 'manhood.' It's always something manly. "The core/root/staff/rail/scepter of his manliness" etc. Or 'rod.' Which seems more vulgar than a lot of words to me. AriadneThread posted:And so begins Ladythread's descent into the Goon Erotica Authors thread noooo There is no rape or dinosaurs or butt nazis I know I could make more money with butt nazis and Amazon, but meh
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viscous wolves posted:nope not gonna happen Wait your ex girlfriend wrote goon erotica
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Is it okay if there's an orgy but nothing's described in detail because the only light is a dim red glow from the bricks of hashish smouldering in charcoal braziers placed around the room.
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pixelbaron posted:a cumberbatch of labias A manifold of taints A nimbus of butt cheeks
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why the gently caress are you talking about erotica without me
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Pick posted:why the gently caress are you talking about erotica without me this is your thread, nothing talked about is without you
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Sharkie posted:Is it okay if there's an orgy but nothing's described in detail because the only light is a dim red glow from the bricks of hashish smouldering in charcoal braziers placed around the room. Get out of my apartment, please
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Pick posted:why the gently caress are you talking about erotica without me are you a monetized author?? i've made audiences cry with my words, i'd like also to make them 
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:Wait your ex girlfriend wrote goon erotica yeah no idea if she does that anymore but she made the somewhat notorious kindle ebook about were-cuttlefish called "someone to cuttle" as a joke as well as a bunch of other stuff I never read any of it because that stuff just isn't for me
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Stoic Commie posted:i've really been missing writers' workshops since i graduated i would participate in some...literature I sell to Harlequin and others so I don't have to gently caress with that, and worry about sales. Flat fee for the manuscript, you can do whatever you want as long as you don't put my real name on it, talk to you next time I poo poo out a schlick-book. From what I've heard, though, yes, dummies will buy it on their kindles Sharkie posted:Is it okay if there's an orgy but nothing's described in detail because the only light is a dim red glow from the bricks of hashish smouldering in charcoal braziers placed around the room. Stealing this idea somehow Probably need incense to add something eddying around and blocking the view maybe the new-to-the-city girl could walk in on a orgy somehow Here's writing for Harlequin summed up (this is from their site) 
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I would be really bad at writing erotica He put his penis in her vagina, she talks about cats for three hours, he falls asleep, they both must be up early tomorrow
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Stoic Commie posted:are you a monetized author?? i've made audiences cry with my words, i'd like also to make them cum in the eye make em cry
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Stoic Commie posted:are you a monetized author?? i've made audiences cry with my words, i'd like also to make them my porn webcomic gets $200/mo on patreon plus donations plus merch plus ads
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rear end to rear end hookah dong e: god drat i have some work to do while i'm drunk enough sup new lease?
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I  secondary charactersEXTREME INSERTION posted:I would be really bad at writing erotica "They did it and it was totally hot"
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They had sex. It was pretty good
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EXTREME INSERTION posted:They had sex. It was pretty good they didn't have sex, it was frustrating and erotic $$$$$$$ no seriously i've always wanted to be an author and as a maladjusted goon i can't think of a better trial by fire than erotica
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this would be me writing erotica "they stare lustily into each others eyes and then [sex stuff happens, will write this in later]" I attempted one once about a siren but I got too into the backstory about grecian myths and never actually got to the sex part before I gave up
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just write sex it's not that hard
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Pick posted:just write sex it's not that hard It grew harder~ my last creative writing professor assigned us a spring break assignment to dialogue about a place you truly love, so i asked him if i could do a place i truly hated and half the class was crying and he let us leave early it is one of my prouder moments in life
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Crow Jane posted:Fabulist/oval office raja, have you ever used the word "nubbin" in your books? And is a dong a "manhood" or an "excitement"? What if fab used Excrement instead of excitement?
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a guide to writing erotica http://tindeck.com/listen/utrz
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they did that thing and hollered lustily
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We can write mad libs erotica
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pixelbaron posted:hollered lustily everyone keeps using my favorite words today which is weird for a monday
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Al Borland posted:What if fab used Excrement instead of excitement? I don't think Harlequin publishes scat
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