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If I were to marry my boyfriend and take his name, I would be a Moon I don't want to be a Moon
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viscous wolves posted:although I love licorice jelly beans I understand that others do not like them and I am glad about that, because it means I get to eat all the licorice ones A-men, bearded lady.
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Captain Candiru posted:bearded lady are you doing this too now?
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m o o n that spells crow jane
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viscous wolves posted:are you doing this too now? they do it til they're bored
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Pick posted:they do it til they're bored it's so weird because it makes zero sense it's like making fun of me because I have feathers or something, it's not even insulting because I can't biologically grow either e:  bearded lady alert 
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it was going so well until ariel sharon popped out of her butt and said oy vey
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viscous wolves posted:it's so weird because it makes zero sense smdh if you don't have hollow bones
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with extra cheese posted:popcorn flavoured jellybeans are an abomination This. The best jelly belly flavors are watermelon and pear.
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Sharkie posted:Why are demon babies always the result of rape? I want to read or watch something where a lady happily has a demon baby as a result of a loving, consensual relationship. "Well of course my baby's the Antichrist, I still love him though. Look at him's cute lil hooves!" Look up "12/12/12" on Netflix
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viscous wolves posted:it's so weird because it makes zero sense you are nerdy as gently caress but not remotely ugly
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viscous wolves posted:are you doing this too now? U mad bra?
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portals please stop responding to them like there's not actually anything you can say, you're not going to be able to argue them down or silence them with sick burns, they're after any response at all and as long as you're responding it's rewarding them. they just want your attention, positive or negative, and the only way to make them stop is to stone-wall them completely i know this is like elementary school poo poo but tbh that's the type of mentality we're dealing with here
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Stoic Commie posted:you are nerdy as gently caress but not remotely ugly thank you also it's the evening and I can wear dumb nerd shirts if I want, it's comfy Avshalom posted:portals please stop responding to them these are good points, I will take your advice on this
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viscous wolves posted:it's so weird because it makes zero sense You look fine. Like me but whiter. I'm loving beautiful.
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You have cute ears and I would totally give you a ride to school. Edit: You need to start working out, though, and take down your picture.
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Captain Candiru posted:and take down your picture.
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pretty goonette fanfic I like ur eyebrows btw also delete that pic Titty Warlord fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Apr 15, 2014 |
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Avshalom posted:i know this is like elementary school poo poo but tbh that's the type of mentality we're dealing with here Wait, are you trying to say we secretly like you girls? EWWWWWWW!!!
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pixelbaron posted:they did that thing and hollered lustily Pick posted:The thing is that love is actually pretty appealing and sexy in and of itself if you don't make it sound stupid viscous wolves posted:boners angled skyward All worthy of being quoted Pick posted:nobody writes erotica i like it's always so damned hosed up pretty sure that's why so many ladies liked it he was always making her eat Also Portals you don't look goony at all, you should run while you can
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Apr 15, 2014 04:07
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giving potential romantic partners food should be illegal like giving politicians money
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if my man loves me he will slay a goat and roast it
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i can't even tell you how many relationships i've been persuaded into because of chocolate candy one
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Stoic Commie posted:giving potential romantic partners food should be illegal like giving politicians money what happens if you're paying for dinner
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humanoid space marsupial sometimes brings his wife dead pigeons as a gift but he understands that she doesn't quite appreciate them like he does so he shows them to her proudly and then disposes responsibly of them in the garbage bin
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viscous wolves posted:what happens if you're paying for dinner it just isn't the same. handing/preparing someone food you've previously bought or made just for them fux their brain
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My cat brought me a large cockroach as a gift yesterday
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She was paying rent
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Stoic Commie posted:it just isn't the same. handing/preparing someone food you've previously bought or made just for them fux their brain In a good way.
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Stoic Commie posted:it just isn't the same. handing/preparing someone food you've previously bought or made just for them fux their brain I've given my best friend homemade scones before and he didn't immediately fall in love with me, maybe I'm doing it wrong not that I'd want him to, he's a goony bastard and I love him for that but he is so not my type plus he's already dating someone
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viscous wolves posted:I've given my best friend homemade scones before and he didn't immediately fall in love with me, maybe I'm doing it wrong You are. When you extended the plate toward him, you should have bit your lip coyly while letting a cute squeaky fart loose. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJQU6x9qJko
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i once tried to laugh at a cute guy's joke and it came out as an uproarious HAWWWWWW like a donkey
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This dog is pretty close to being house trained, if it wasn't so loving cold and rainy all of a sudden I could knock this out in a couple days
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boom boom boom posted:This dog is pretty close to being house trained, if it wasn't so loving cold and rainy all of a sudden I could knock this out in a couple days  vanya got so accustomed to being praised for peeing outside that for a few weeks after he was housetrained, every time he peed he'd automatically start frolicking around in excitement
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Avshalom posted:i once tried to laugh at a cute guy's joke and it came out as an uproarious HAWWWWWW like a donkey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgmfV5VLHvs&t=136s
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Avshalom posted:also i had a nightmare that pick got permabanned Seeing that made me remember I had a dream about snuggling with Vanya I hope you don't mind that I borrowed your puppy for cuddles in dreamland.
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