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UnknownMercenary posted:What movie is that picture from? The Double Dragon movie.
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ShufflerZero posted:Al Leong! Sadly for someone who racked up 59 acting credits between 1983 and 2005 I couldn't find single film with him on the poster. I was incredibly certain he was in fact on a poster with a title that ripped off the Predator font but now I can't find it so ignore me.
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ShufflerZero posted:Al Leong! Sadly for someone who racked up 59 acting credits between 1983 and 2005 I couldn't find single film with him on the poster. Here he is! It's even a well known movie!  He was always my favorite henchmen in Die Hard.
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Young Freud posted:They need to get that dude that plays "Mad Dog" in The Raid: Redemption to play him during dramatizations and reenactments. His name is Yayan Ruhian, and you'll be pleased to hear that he's in The Raid 2: Berendal as well.
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UnknownMercenary posted:What movie is that picture from? Live action venture bros.
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Yo ShufflerZero, in what category would you put this poster?
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Thou shalt not crosse thyne eyese.
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"I will shield you with my ear."
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I get the feeling they were wielding swords in the original painting, somehow. All these DTV fantasy movies returning to the Vallejo well time and again.
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So after reading the recent Awful Movie Review article on Abelar: Tales of the Ancient Empire, I went looking for information on the supposed prequel The Sword and the Sorcerer, because I remembered it dimly seeing it as a kid on HBO or something. While I was doing that, image search brought up this poster... e: 
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An age of mystery and magic. Of swords and sorcery. Of chicks with four boobs.
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A land of auto-erotic asphyxiation.
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Gone Girl teaser poster.
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October 3rd, the national day of Knowing What You Have.
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Lotish posted:So after reading the recent Awful Movie Review article on Abelar: Tales of the Ancient Empire, I went looking for information on the supposed prequel The Sword and the Sorcerer, because I remembered it dimly seeing it as a kid on HBO or something. While I was doing that, image search brought up this poster... Would you believe that this was an adaptation of Yojimbo?
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Lady Naga posted:October 3rd, the national day of Knowing What You Have. Must be inventory day.
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Lotish posted:So after reading the recent Awful Movie Review article on Abelar: Tales of the Ancient Empire, I went looking for information on the supposed prequel The Sword and the Sorcerer, because I remembered it dimly seeing it as a kid on HBO or something. While I was doing that, image search brought up this poster... Jesus that tagline is 99% ripped off from Conan.
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Waffleman_ posted:Would you believe that this was an adaptation of Yojimbo? I would
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Mister Chief posted:Gone Girl teaser poster.
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Spazzle posted:I would Haha, how long has it been since that thread? Like four or five years? drat time goes fast.
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Luke Askew & Anthony DeLongis totally sound like pornstar names.
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muscles like this? posted:
When you run out of ammo that's exactly how they work.
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Mister Chief posted:Gone Girl teaser poster. The problem with this is that as someone who has never read the novel and has little to no idea what gone girl is, aside from the fact that it's a book that 'moms' read, I have no idea what it is for, little what it's about, and no reason to care. So fox's advertising partners, let me show you how it's done. 
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Lotish posted:So after reading the recent Awful Movie Review article on Abelar: Tales of the Ancient Empire, I went looking for information on the supposed prequel The Sword and the Sorcerer, because I remembered it dimly seeing it as a kid on HBO or something. While I was doing that, image search brought up this poster... This is still the only fantasy book that I have ever read. My uncle gave it to me when I was 9 or 10 and before the internet you took what you could get. It was full of questionable sexual encounters with clever names for dicks and boobs. Did they do that in the movie too?
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SomeJazzyRat posted:The problem with this is that as someone who has never read the novel and has little to no idea what gone girl is, aside from the fact that it's a book that 'moms' read, I have no idea what it is for, little what it's about, and no reason to care. I think it tells you a lot more about the movie than an average teaser poster that might have a giant sad Ben Affleck and something like 'This October get #GONE" Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 12:09 on Apr 15, 2014 |
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hey, does anyone remember the whole thing with The Sapphires, and how the movie poster made it so that Chris O'Dowd upstaged all the main characters, who were Indigenous women? Well, to carry on in the fine tradition of "white dudes upstaging Indigenous women", let me present exhibit a. The hell? That white guy is barely in the movie, and those tiny tiiiiny little figures there? They're the main characters! I actually couldn't remember who the hell "that white guy' even was, I had to look it up. Kenneth Branagh, apparently. So yes, another example of overseas marketing not trusting moviegoing audiences to give a film a chance unless they know it has a big name actor in it - even if the big name actor isn't even the main character, and the story's actually about some racial minorities. But at least the Kenneth Branagh poster makes some kind of racist sense. In this next poster, the girls are upstaged by kangaroos. KANGAROOS.  From my memory, there's barely even any appearance of kangaroos in the story, barring a scene where a man gives the girls a kangaroo tail to eat, so not only is this marketing strategy stupid, it's also going to just anger anyone who decides to watch the film primarily for the presence of marsupials. In case you're wondering what poster we got in Australia, it was more like this.
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Waffleman_ posted:Would you believe that this was an adaptation of Yojimbo? What isn't?
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Infamous Sphere posted:But at least the Kenneth Branagh poster makes some kind of racist sense. In this next poster, the girls are upstaged by kangaroos. KANGAROOS.  It's pretty obvious that the Kangaroos were sloppily shoved in later by a different artist to the person that did the rest, so I'm guessing that some studio exec looked at the original artwork for international distribution and said 'We need to make it obvious that this is in Australia! PUT KANGAROOS ON IT!'.
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Mister Chief posted:Gone Girl teaser poster. I'm probably going to be the first and only person to say that this poster is genius just for the news ticker at the bottom. Whoever said they don't know what's going on the poster is probably illiterate, because taking in the tagline with that ticker just fills me with a sort of dread.
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Young Freud posted:I'm probably going to be the first and only person to say that this poster is genius just for the news ticker at the bottom. Whoever said they don't know what's going on the poster is probably illiterate, because taking in the tagline with that ticker just fills me with a sort of dread. I personally really like this poster Mega size: 
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It's true, we never appreciate what we've got until it's some kind of chimpanzee-with-its-head-on-fire-shaped cloud.
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Lobok posted:It's true, we never appreciate what we've got until it's some kind of chimpanzee-with-its-head-on-fire-shaped cloud. Really? I see a mockingjay holding a flaming arrow...
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Young Freud posted:I'm probably going to be the first and only person to say that this poster is genius just for the news ticker at the bottom. Whoever said they don't know what's going on the poster is probably illiterate, because taking in the tagline with that ticker just fills me with a sort of dread. I agree but "You Never Know What You've Got Until... Oct 3" is keeping me from really enjoying it. Edit: The cloud is clearly a cow skull ThatPazuzu fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Apr 15, 2014 |
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Infamous Sphere posted:hey, does anyone remember the whole thing with The Sapphires, and how the movie poster made it so that Chris O'Dowd upstaged all the main characters, who were Indigenous women? Well, to carry on in the fine tradition of "white dudes upstaging Indigenous women", let me present exhibit a. Recognizable names always get promoted no matter how much they appear in the movie. 
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ThatPazuzu posted:I agree but "You Never Know What You've Got Until... Oct 3" is keeping me from really enjoying it. I'm kind of in the same boat, you can tell what it's supposed to be because of the news ticker, but I can't really say it's very good. The giant rhinoceros head with its mouth open is cool though.
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