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gleep gloop posted:lol remember the dude who said passing the APFT was his personal Normandy? crazy mike, I think
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Geirskogul posted:crazy mike, I think correct
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Being XO is sincerely the worst job a lietuenant can have. Good gently caress I have to deal with a lot of lazy people.
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Triggs posted:I'm an HHC XO I'll be along shortly to conduct your check rides  ...and probably become the unit S4 
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Triggs posted:I'm an HHC XO
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Triggs posted:I'm an HHC XO Why won't you let me ride my motorcycle? The policy says "MSF-style courses" and I took the Idaho STAR program (so similar to the MSF that the MSF sued the state of Idaho on infringement) and I supplied you with my course paperwork and endorsement, and I wear the reflective vest and boots and helmet and poo poo.
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Triggs posted:I'm an HHC XO JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:HahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA fuckin' a hahaha
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Triggs posted:I'm in the army in the year of our lord 2014 lololololol
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Triggs posted:I'm an HHC XO My condolences. So how does that work with you flying and poo poo?
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Triggs posted:I'm an HHC XO I assume your unit also has a property book of things supposedly in the connex?
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3rd POV inspection in 2 weeks. People need to stop shooting people on hood.
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psydude posted:My condolences. it starts with you flying a lot (and this is relative only to other RLOs), since you're only a LT and they want you to get the experience in while you still can since you have none whatsoever. maybe you're a PL in a flight company and your CO is cool, and you'll fly a couple times a week. pretty soon after and no matter what happens beforehand you'll get turfed over to a staff position, where you'll be lucky to fly twice a month. any more than that and you'll be seen as 'that guy' by your fellow staff for never being in the office, always out flying. from there, eventually you'll get a command, and as long as your BC isn't right up your rear end in a top hat you can pretty much fly as much as you want because gently caress it, it's now or never. after that, it's straight to battle staff forever, and a couple years after major rolls around you're a FAC 2 'staff aviator' that literally everyone hates flying with the twice a quarter you actually get in the cockpit and nearly loving kill someone. one day, in the distant future, you'll pin LTC, get a nice command, and fly whenever the gently caress, but hope you enjoy that soul-crushing 15 year wait first. you shoulda gone warrant, bro
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Triggs posted:I'm an HHC XO that sucks. my commander at campbell was an rear end in a top hat and used to stick our XO with what seemed like all of the work. the XO wouldn't go home til like 10pm almost every night and he would come in on the weekends sometimes. his marriage fell apart in that job. have fun!! for reference our commander was out at like 3pm every day unless he had a meeting or something. which i'm sure was just code word for going home anyway. Cole fucked around with this message at 04:26 on Apr 16, 2014 |
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I made it! After 6 years of Army Crap Ive got a DD214 and a flight back to Seattle. Just in time too with all the RCP, 670-dumb, and garrison environment crap becoming the norm. Time to go make a real paycheck.
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psyopmonkey posted:I made it! After 6 years of Army Crap Ive got a DD214 and a flight back to Seattle. Just in time too with all the RCP, 670-dumb, and garrison environment crap becoming the norm. Go to school and make as much money deployed while subsequently doing nothing.
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Vasudus posted:Go to school and make as much money deployed while subsequently doing nothing. Also, welcome to the other side. 
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psyopmonkey posted:I made it! After 6 years of Army Crap Ive got a DD214 and a flight back to Seattle. Just in time too with all the RCP, 670-dumb, and garrison environment crap becoming the norm. These are good posts Welcome to the rest of your life
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quick now all the rest of you idiots follow his example right now, then this can be the 'get the gently caress off my lawn i'm a vet' subforum
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brains posted:one of the stories he told us about this kid who was on one of the shorter rucks and started limping near the end and was struggling badly. the drills gave him the usual encouragement, and the kid wanted to keep going so they let him finish it out. as soon as he crosses the line he collapses, and says something along the lines of, "this hurts really bad." he had broken both femurs, and they had to put him into emergency surgery. On one hand, I want to laugh at the kid for being so weak as to break both his femurs like that. On the other hand, I'm terrified of a man that can break both his femurs and finish his drat ruck. I mean drat, that's pretty much the ultimate gut check and he passed with flying colors. That kid has the drive, he can do well in whatever he chooses...except apparently physical activity. psydude posted:Our CO's brother was a basic training company commander at Benning and said they're seeing a growing number of kids come in who don't know how to run. As in physically don't understand how to put one foot infront of the other in a fashion to move faster than a walk, or they just don't know how to run well? If it's the first, I wasn't aware that was possible at that age without some sort of actual disability. If it's the latter, that's pretty normal. Most people really have no idea how to properly run. not caring here posted:I've always been taped, and the tape test is dumb so I've never been remotely close to failing, but after a record best of sit ups I had an extra inch and a half around my waist. Tape was a joke. Had a guy in my unit where he didn't quite have a six pack, but he had the beginning of some definition there. In for tape every time because he was pretty drat big. At least most of us fatbodies getting taped were actually fat, the rest just had a bit of muscle on their frame.
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Vasudus posted:Go to school and make as much money deployed while subsequently doing nothing. Last year, not counting actual work just untaxed socialism, I made more than a deployed E5. Do it. DO IT!
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did you get kicked out for being a tranny
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yeahok posted:he working in the tranning room
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yeahok posted:he working in the tranning room 
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friend of the family DEATH TURBO posted:did you get kicked out for being a tranny No I have a "hormonal condition" and have had very understanding, quiet, and cool doctors.  krispykremessuck posted:is psyopmonkey the army tranny Im gonna have to add that to my resume. "3 Years experience as an Army Transchick supervisor and Blackmarket Hormone liaison."
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i get my dd214 at 730am tomorrow. i will post confirming such, thus beginning my toxx. prepare for a drunk post 24-ish hours from now resulting in my ban. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Cole posted:i get my dd214 at 730am tomorrow. i will post confirming such, thus beginning my toxx. dusted
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In 1985 in Ft. Benning, a young recruit at 30th AG had trouble adjusting and attempted suicide by tying the electrical cord of a floor polisher to his neck then throwing the machine out the window. I never met the guy, but it was sworn to me he was in the cycle just before mine and it was the best laugh ever. Is this man still haunting the hallowed halls of 30th AG, and is he still attempting Janitorial Seppuuku on a bi-monthly basis?
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psyopmonkey posted:No I have a "hormonal condition" and have had very understanding, quiet, and cool doctors. Shutup tranny gtfo.
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Cole posted:i get my dd214 at 730am tomorrow. i will post confirming such, thus beginning my toxx. cole's gonna post in the morning that instead of his dd 214 he got orders to afghanistan
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psyopmonkey posted:No I have a "hormonal condition" and have had very understanding, quiet, and cool doctors. Cole posted:i get my dd214 at 730am tomorrow. i will post confirming such, thus beginning my toxx. Not every day the Army thread has two posters transitioning
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Snowdens Secret posted:Not every day the Army thread has two posters transitioning 37 days
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:cole's gonna post in the morning that instead of his dd 214 he got orders to aftranistan
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Godspeed, you real American hero, you. The war on Cobra got a little hader today.
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Signaleer posted:Godspeed, you real American hero, you. The war on Cobra got a little hader today. 
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