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Dr VideoGames 0.299
Feb 15, 2007

i really think you're overestimating how much
i love having dog shit smushed all over my face
I think I'll Skype grandma on my $500 Halo machine! Only I can't because I don't have Gold! Guess I'll just have to Skype her on my loving smartphone or laptop or PC or tablet. Christfuck this is hell just a living hell

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Crafty
Dec 9, 2003

I CAN'T SEE SHIT.












xbox one is the best
A lot of tears are shed over Netflix being behind the paywall, despite no one actually being affected by this terrible injustice. If The One is the only console you own then you're an idiot for not subscribing to Xbox live because multiplayer games are fun and most games have a multiplayer component that you'll miss out on.

If its not the only console you own then just watch Netflix on your lesser console. Or just get a second job so you can afford both. :nyd:

Dr video games has gone crazy.

Dr VideoGames 0.299
Feb 15, 2007

i really think you're overestimating how much
i love having dog shit smushed all over my face

Crafty posted:

If its not the only console you own then just watch Netflix on your lesser console. Or just get a second job so you can afford both. :nyd:

Dr video games has gone crazy.

This is what you people do. If the argument's flowing out of your favor, you put words in peoples' mouths. If that doesn't work, then say they're mad. And lord knows the first one to mad loses.

For months these pissants have been agog over how terrible the machine is. Writhing over and in each other like a ball of mating snakes. Anyone who isn't like them in thought or care is immediately labeled an irrational person.

For something you hold in such disdain, for something that you completely abhor, you cannot stop yourself from obsessing about it daily. And the fact that the same points are covered over and OVER again shows that there's not actually that much to hold one's interest.

You get something out of making GBS threads on the toy incessantly, constantly. What could otherwise be a pleasant experience has to be utterly blackened by you. For what? What do you get out of this?

You've rendered any meaningful or even pleasant discussion dead. The way these forums have been flowing in the past few months, it's hardly surprising. Reddit's more coherent than this place, now,

Noise has conquered the signal here. There's nothing to be had, except for you and your lot to delight in each other's stunted minds.

It's a loving toy. Get over it.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Foil
Apr 19, 2006
Now with more paranoia

Dr VideoGames 0.299 posted:

It's a loving toy. Get over it.

You really should listen to yourself on this one man, you are the one having an emotional meltdown over a game console.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through
Crafty's the biggest Xboner on the Forums, too.

e: Unless he had a Face (Heel, maybe?) turn? I'm so confused about Video Games, PHD's ranting.

Soul Glo fucked around with this message at 00:45 on Apr 17, 2014

Fair to Midland
Jan 13, 2010

by Cowcaster
I love watching when someone has a meltdown over a toy, thanks Dr keep it up

Hob_Gadling
Jul 6, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Grimey Drawer

Dr VideoGames 0.299 posted:

For what? What do you get out of this?

You're welcome to the other thread to discuss this.

Delusibeta
Aug 7, 2013

Let's ride together.

Soul Glo posted:

Crafty's the biggest Xboner on the Forums, too.

e: Unless he had a Face (Heel, maybe?) turn? I'm so confused about Video Games, PHD's ranting.

Dr. Video Games is :qq: over the fact that people mock the Xbone for being a bad console, to the point where his sarcasm sensor has completely broken.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Is this the same Dr Video Games that was talking about Xbone Detractors being way too emotionally invested in DDRD?

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
Even if nobody has to eat catfood or live in a cardboard box because of the Gold paywall it's both needlessly lovely and completely typical of Microsoft to make you pay a monthly/yearly fee to access something you already pay for a subscription to on the console they position as your All-in-One media box.

Crafty
Dec 9, 2003

I CAN'T SEE SHIT.












xbox one is the best

Pornographic Memory posted:

Even if nobody has to eat catfood or live in a cardboard box because of the Gold paywall it's both needlessly lovely and completely typical of Microsoft to make you pay a monthly/yearly fee to access something you already pay for a subscription to on the console they position as your All-in-One media box.

Catfoods more expensive than people food so that wouldn't work. Everyone already knows everything else you said, and have known it for 6ish years? I'd place it on the importance scale around the same mark as the Ps4 not having a youtube app. It's dumb but deep down no one really cares, if you're affected you just work around it. Maybe they will drop the requirement but I don't mind either way.

Soul Glo posted:

Crafty's the biggest Xboner on the Forums, too.

e: Unless he had a Face (Heel, maybe?) turn? I'm so confused about Video Games, PHD's ranting.

There is no face here, I just caught some friendly fire.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

Fallom posted:

Is this the same Dr Video Games that was talking about Xbone Detractors being way too emotionally invested in DDRD?

Also the same one that had a meltdown in the Steam thread because they didn't like GFWL.

Funkmaster General
Sep 13, 2008

Hey, man, I distinctly remember this being an episode of Spongebob. :colbert:

Netflix etc being behind the paywall is dumb, but who on earth doe it really matter to? If you had Netflix before getting an Xbox, you probably already had somewhere to watch it. If you got the xbox first, you probably got gold anyway, and if not then at least they're pretty open about it. I don't see it coming as a nasty surprise to anyone.

I mean, I get why it's stupid, but I don't understand why people always bring it up and get so upset by it. It doesn't actively detract from the value of gold, netflix, or the console itself (the latter being arguable, to be fair).

And anyway, wasn't there a credible rumor about excluding apps from the paywall? They were talking about it on the Bombcast last week.

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


Funkmaster General posted:

And anyway, wasn't there a credible rumor about excluding apps from the paywall? They were talking about it on the Bombcast last week.
I think they're "looking into it"

Bass Bottles
Jan 14, 2006

BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG

Funkmaster General posted:

Netflix etc being behind the paywall is dumb, but who on earth doe it really matter to? If you had Netflix before getting an Xbox, you probably already had somewhere to watch it. If you got the xbox first, you probably got gold anyway, and if not then at least they're pretty open about it. I don't see it coming as a nasty surprise to anyone.

I mean, I get why it's stupid, but I don't understand why people always bring it up and get so upset by it. It doesn't actively detract from the value of gold, netflix, or the console itself (the latter being arguable, to be fair).

And anyway, wasn't there a credible rumor about excluding apps from the paywall? They were talking about it on the Bombcast last week.

People keep bringing it up because it's the perfect example of Microsoft's weird almost passive-aggressive consumer hostility.

If you steal all the change from the couch cushions every time you visit a friend's house you're not really going to bankrupt them or anything. They probably forgot it was there in the first place. But it says something about you and how you treat your friends.

SparkPeople
Nov 10, 2012

Funkmaster General posted:

Netflix etc being behind the paywall is dumb, but who on earth doe it really matter to? If you had Netflix before getting an Xbox, you probably already had somewhere to watch it. If you got the xbox first, you probably got gold anyway, and if not then at least they're pretty open about it. I don't see it coming as a nasty surprise to anyone.

I got Netflix after I got my Xbox (Netflix wasn't in Canada when the Xbox 360 was released). After I slowed down on my gaming, and quit online gaming, I was faced with paying around $60 to renew and use my Xbox as a Netflix machine, or buy a Roku/Apple TV/one of million streaming boxes.

As of right now, if I was to buy an Xbox One, I wouldn't be buying Live with it. My main interests are single player games. Having Netflix + other apps behind a paywall detracts from its value to me as an all-in-one media centre.

In fact, if a kinectless model with a microphone for voice commands is released, with apps freely available, they could position themselves well.

The Pirate Captain
Jun 6, 2006

Avast ye lubbers, lest ye be scuppered!

Funkmaster General posted:

Netflix etc being behind the paywall is dumb, but who on earth doe it really matter to? If you had Netflix before getting an Xbox, you probably already had somewhere to watch it. If you got the xbox first, you probably got gold anyway, and if not then at least they're pretty open about it. I don't see it coming as a nasty surprise to anyone.

It matters to me because I like controlling Netflix with my voice but I don't want to have to pay extra to do so. Yes, I have four other boxes hooked up to my TV that can play Netflix just as well (and the TV does on its own too), but the experience of voice control on the Xbone is just better, even if it is finicky. I don't do multiplayer, so I'm pissed off that I would have to pay MS an extra fee that none of the other boxes require just to use that feature. It didn't come as a surprise as I knew going in that I wasn't going to be able to use the app on the Xbone (I'm not about to pay for gold), but it's annoying anyway.

Edison Carter
Mar 26, 2010
It's also not weird for a house full of normal, not gaming people not to have a dozen boxes that already do it. My nephew got one for Christmas, he doesn't play online, and they system is going in his room, and part of the reason for that is his parents thought it would be great for him to have Netflix on his own tv too.

It's a dumb decision that should have been undone ages ago. 5 or 6 years ago when Netflix streaming was still a new thing, and there weren't an endless supply of cheap boxes that had every app you could think of, it was a nice bulletpoint to the Live service. Now it's something that they think is a nice bulletpoint when it's really hobbling the media center aspect of their console. It shows a definite cluelessness on Microsoft's part about how stuff like Netflix and Youtube should be console features, not Live features.

porktree
Mar 23, 2002

You just fucked with the wrong Mexican.
Netflix , Gold, blah blah, Dr Video Games (not really a Dr!) , netflix netflix. More sobbing.

All I want is some loving Plex up in this box.

Gary Busey has it right.

DangerZoneDelux
Jul 26, 2006

$3 a month for live is like three tacos from the bell. Too high imo

hanyolo
Jul 18, 2013
I am an employee of the Microsoft Gaming Division and they pay me to defend the Xbox One on the Something Awful Forums

DangerZoneDelux posted:

$3 a month for live is like three tacos from the bell. Too high imo

Taco Bell is Sonypony food, how much does this cost me in Doritos and Mountain Dew?

smokestersky
Aug 30, 2007

This is the song that never ends
It just goes 'round and 'round, my friends
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
And we continue singing it forever just because

DangerZoneDelux posted:

$3 a month for live is like three tacos from the bell. Too high imo

When every other device on the planet is offering it for free, that $3 a month starts to seem like it should actually be spent on the tacos.

Mill Village
Jul 27, 2007

You bought an Xbone just for Netflix?

Crafty
Dec 9, 2003

I CAN'T SEE SHIT.












xbox one is the best

porktree posted:

Netflix , Gold, blah blah, Dr Video Games (not really a Dr!) , netflix netflix. More sobbing.

All I want is some loving Plex up in this box.

Gary Busey has it right.

King Burgundy can we add 'We all agree Microsoft are very naughty boys for putting Netflix behind a pay wall' to the OP please? Then we don't have to talk about it every few days.

Plex works apparently, http://www.phonyprogrammer.com/using-plex-to-stream-almost-any-video-from-pc-to-xbox-one/
I've not gone through it myself but let me know how it goes.

Are peoples headphones working better with the latest adaptor update? Not had a chance to test for myself yet.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

hanyolo posted:

Taco Bell is Sonypony food, how much does this cost me in Doritos and Mountain Dew?

What the gently caress which premium restaurant experience has DORITO TACOS and their very own Dew flavor BAJA BLAST

Future taco bell restaurants will be lined with lead to block cell phone signals. $2/month Taco Bell Gold Subscription for wifi access.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Mill Village posted:

You bought an Xbone just for Netflix?

Thus, the crux.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
Trials Fusion is out. gently caress yeah! Bought...but am at work. :(

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

Mill Village posted:

You bought an Xbone just for Netflix?

Before I had a set top box the only thing I had that could play Netflix on my TV was my 360. Got a Roku instead of paying the money for gold.

Pudgygiant
Apr 8, 2004

Garnet and black? More like gold and blue or whatever the fuck colors these are

Crafty posted:

Plex works apparently, http://www.phonyprogrammer.com/using-plex-to-stream-almost-any-video-from-pc-to-xbox-one/
I've not gone through it myself but let me know how it goes.

It "works" but it doesn't support poo poo without transcoding. ITYOOL 2014 there's no reason why an x86 based console running essentially windows 8 can't decode AC3 other than they don't want us to.

If the bone could do everything XBMC can do on a $35 raspberry pi I'd genuinely like it as the ONE DEVICE TO RULE THEM ALL.

Pudgygiant fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Apr 17, 2014

Agoat
Dec 4, 2012

I AM BAD AT GAMES
Lipstick Apathy
Did anyone else get Trials Fusion??

Funkmaster General
Sep 13, 2008

Hey, man, I distinctly remember this being an episode of Spongebob. :colbert:

Agoat posted:

Did anyone else get Trials Fusion??

Yep. Add GT Shiny Pidgey so you can feel good about beating my pathetic scores.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Agoat posted:

Did anyone else get Trials Fusion??

add gt zip flop

haven't cracked it open yet, but I will this weekend hopefully

Agoat
Dec 4, 2012

I AM BAD AT GAMES
Lipstick Apathy

Funkmaster General posted:

Yep. Add GT Shiny Pidgey so you can feel good about beating my pathetic scores.

Added! You'll never beat my times!

BonoMan posted:

add gt zip flop

haven't cracked it open yet, but I will this weekend hopefully

Added! Neither will you!

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Oops. *edit*

King Burgundy fucked around with this message at 07:02 on Apr 17, 2014

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Crafty posted:

King Burgundy can we add 'We all agree Microsoft are very naughty boys for putting Netflix behind a pay wall' to the OP please? Then we don't have to talk about it every few days.


Do you have to pay extra to use Netflix?
Yes, just like the Xbox 360, Netflix and most other apps are hidden behind the paywall of Xbox Live. The current word on this is that they are looking into changing it. We shall see.


Added. For what it's worth, I agree that it is stupid and agree that Microsoft is stupid for thinking this was ever a good idea. I'm hopeful they finally realize that.

Ronald Duck
Jun 26, 2005
My mum says I’m cool.

Funkmaster General posted:

And anyway, wasn't there a credible rumor about excluding apps from the paywall? They were talking about it on the Bombcast last week.

Kinda.

quote:

@XboxP3 now that you're boss, we can start blaming you for Gold 2 play and apps behind the xbox live gold paywall right? sorry phil

Phil Spencer posted:

@Holtdagawdess Yep, blame away. I'll get my changes to plans in place soon but in the meantime pile on.

quote:

@XboxP3 @Holtdagawdess I like this response.. i hope its not for show.. surprise us phil

Phil Spencer posted:

@Th3CoreGamer @Holtdagawdess In today's world show would last about 10 minutes. Not saying everyone will love everything but we have plans.
https://twitter.com/XboxP3/status/452814867171274752

"changes to plans in place" sounds like he could consider changing it, but he didn't confirm anything.

WinnebagoWarrior
Apr 8, 2009

I eat Rotheseburgehergh's like you for breakfast

Agoat posted:

Did anyone else get Trials Fusion??

Same, people can add WinnebagoWarrio if they want to see how lovely I am at every game. WinnebagoWarrio isnt a typo btw - when I was making my GT back in, like, 2008 or whatever I was typing it in really fast and didnt notice that it didnt accept the last character and now I have just had gibberish for a GT for a long time.

Trials is loving fun as poo poo though. I wish the stupid audio clips wouldnt play every single time you restart though. That gets annoying. Play it, like 2 or 3 times, but when I am loving up a section for the 12th consecutive time I dont need to hear the same dumb joke for the 12th consecutive time.


Edit - also, I played a game of tennis against a penguin yesterday in Trials. Some of the course specific challenges in this game are pretty entertaining.

WinnebagoWarrior fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Apr 17, 2014

A c E
Jun 18, 2007

Is this weird? Is this too weird? Do you need to sit down?

WinnebagoWarrior posted:

Same, people can add WinnebagoWarrio if they want to see how lovely I am at every game. WinnebagoWarrio isnt a typo btw - when I was making my GT back in, like, 2008 or whatever I was typing it in really fast and didnt notice that it didnt accept the last character and now I have just had gibberish for a GT for a long time.

Trials is loving fun as poo poo though. I wish the stupid audio clips wouldnt play every single time you restart though. That gets annoying. Play it, like 2 or 3 times, but when I am loving up a section for the 12th consecutive time I dont need to hear the same dumb joke for the 12th consecutive time.


Edit - also, I played a game of tennis against a penguin yesterday in Trials. Some of the course specific challenges in this game are pretty entertaining.

That's like my old avatar on here. Set it when I registered and it took 5 years before someone pointed out I put Nerver instead of Never.

Anyways, I'm also going to get Trials as well, so if you want someone else's scores to beat, add Matazar. I'm also terrible at Forza, if that helps.

Edit: Speaking of dumb Microsoft decisions. I just signed in to buy trials through my browser, but it was the first time logging in after reloading. So they want to send me a security code, which is fine. However when I set it to send to my e-mail address, it wants me to enter it to make sure that it's me. I mean, I'm sure it's possible to forget the e-mail address I just entered a few seconds ago to log in, but what the hell?

The phone option is fun too, I have two numbers attached and get to figure out which is which:
XXX-XXX-5629
XXX-XXX-5629

You'd think they'd see the duplication and give me a different section of the number since none of the other numbers match like that.

A c E fucked around with this message at 14:38 on Apr 17, 2014

Ronald Duck
Jun 26, 2005
My mum says I’m cool.

WinnebagoWarrior posted:

Trials is loving fun as poo poo though. I wish the stupid audio clips wouldnt play every single time you restart though. That gets annoying. Play it, like 2 or 3 times, but when I am loving up a section for the 12th consecutive time I dont need to hear the same dumb joke for the 12th consecutive time.

I ended up having to turn the announcer voice off. I meant to turn it back on when I changed tracks but forgot to, and now I think I might leave it disabled.

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WinnebagoWarrior
Apr 8, 2009

I eat Rotheseburgehergh's like you for breakfast

Chick3n posted:

I ended up having to turn the announcer voice off. I meant to turn it back on when I changed tracks but forgot to, and now I think I might leave it disabled.

hmmm, didnt realize it was even an option. I might have to do that too. I like hearing it the first time, but Trials is so much about replaying the tracks that it gets old really fast.

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