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TVarmy posted:> drink/eat fluids in a gay manner, to remind the captain you're gay. you'll probably need them later, so keep them in your tummy.
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Slurin posted:> Tell him "I took it to the limit, and if it is the end of the line for me, at least let me tell the world one last thing." Walk over to the camera, point it at your face and say "I'm gay," wink then rapidly throw the camera down and pull hard on the wheel so the boat flips on its side.
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NecroMonster posted:>be MH370 At first I was going to warn that this would probably end up with us being the fish we christened, and then I realised this is probably exactly what we want. Be the fish.
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Slurin posted:> Tell him "I took it to the limit, and if it is the end of the line for me, at least let me tell the world one last thing." Walk over to the camera, point it at your face and say "I'm gay," wink then rapidly throw the camera down and pull hard on the wheel so the boat flips on its side. This, except throw the camera at Hans Gruber. [edit] and show the feed from the flung camera CAMP FARTING ROCKS fucked around with this message at 13:08 on Apr 17, 2014 |
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>play the race card
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Guys, no microphone. How will the world be informed of our sexuality? Edit: Slurin posted:> Tell him "I took it to the limit, and if it is the end of the line for me, at least let me tell the world one last thing." Walk over to the camera, point it at your face and say "I'm gay," wink then rapidly throw the camera down and pull hard on the wheel so the boat flips on its side. With cue cards.
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>Ask him if there are stairs in his house
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Slurin posted:> Tell him "I took it to the limit, and if it is the end of the line for me, at least let me tell the world one last thing." Walk over to the camera, point it at your face and say "I'm gay," wink then rapidly throw the camera down and pull hard on the wheel so the boat flips on its side.
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I'm shocked that releasing all our bodily fluids wasn't enough to kill this guy, it killed God after all.
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Drunkboxer posted:I'm shocked that releasing all our bodily fluids wasn't enough to kill this guy, it killed God after all. >absorb all of our body fluids >keeping absorbing >KEEP ABSORBING By the time you're done absorbing you should look like Tetsuo at the end of "Akira".
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Drunkboxer posted:I'm shocked that releasing all our bodily fluids wasn't enough to kill this guy, it killed God after all. That was Satan's bodily fluids, to be fair. Also, we need to restart this, this has all gone to poo poo. >delete save file, kill self
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Seems like this one is moving pretty quick, I sure hope Mr. Captain isn't the endgame.  Anyway yeah, took it to the limit etc., I'm gay, yank the wheel edit: Atma is god, god is Atma
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Slurin posted:> Tell him "I took it to the limit, and if it is the end of the line for me, at least let me tell the world one last thing." Walk over to the camera, point it at your face and say "I'm gay," wink then rapidly throw the camera down and pull hard on the wheel so the boat flips on its side. Atma makes me feel like the $13.34 I spent (in 2014 dollars) to be here was worth it in the end.
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Use your piss and poo poo to summon a poo poo golen.
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>Ejaculate violently. >No. Violently.
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I'm not sure we're reaching consensus here, gentlemen. We're like the liquid terminator as it dies in molten iron. > Thrash around wildly, shifting into all our previous forms in a desperate bid to survive.
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> it's time to rebuild Wolf Blitzer, but as a land walking shark who can eat the captain with one mighty chomp. but also make sure he's hella gay.
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> Save game. Revert to last checkpoint.
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> Reveal that we are a wizard, cast all combat buffs starting with Protection From Missiles
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Slurin posted:> Tell him "I took it to the limit, and if it is the end of the line for me, at least let me tell the world one last thing." Walk over to the camera, point it at your face and say "I'm gay," wink then rapidly throw the camera down and pull hard on the wheel so the boat flips on its side.
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>Lip Sync into Camera to summon the Gay Agenda Army for a titatnic clash with the boat captain
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>be MH370
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> give the captain a Stone Cold Stunner, drink a beer then piss said beer into his mouth
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>Declare yourself invisible. Strongly deny any claims from the captain that he can, in fact see you.
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HOTLANTA MAN posted:> give the captain a Stone Cold Stunner, drink a beer then piss said beer into his mouth
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>Become Auqaman, summon Cthulhu
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> Use the distraction to wrestle the Captain to the ground, while screaming "GROWING UP IN A FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIAN HOUSEHOLD, I'VE WRESTLED WITH MY HOMOSEXUALITY LIKE THIS MY WHOLE LIFE."
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> rip out his own skull and beat him to death with it
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Doctor Chaxtical posted:Goatse the captain with your now-soiled anus to distract him, then leap backwards and swallow him with your gape.
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NecroMonster posted:>be MH370
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NecroMonster posted:>be MH370
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Jump on the captain and strangle him with your pants.
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Talmonis posted:>Declare yourself invisible. Strongly deny any claims from the captain that he can, in fact see you.
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NecroMonster posted:>be MH370 You cannot switch characters.
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god dammit i wanted to be the fish
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>Throw camera at him while he's still stumbling, run away
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>do a spinning dodge down, flinging your hardhat at him like captain america
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> rip of balls from corpse and throw them at his balls so he becomes gay
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>Pull off your face revealing yourself to be MH370
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