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Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

eggsovereasy posted:

Like grape juice?

Wasn't the point of drinking wine pre-sanitation times that the alcohol kept it safe to drink?

Mind Loving Owl posted:

Back then wasn't it actually pretty hard to stop grape juice from ending up wine anyway?


It's more that grape juice is nearly impossible to keep grape juice without techniques invented in the 19th century (incidentally, the guy who invented it was a reverend and dentist who did so because he wanted to replace wine at church functions with grape juice because alcohol is the devil https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Bramwell_Welch ).

You could pretty much have grape juice for like 2 or 3 days in a cooled place before it started turning into wine, vinegar, or just got infested with various nasties that meant drinking it would be really bad.

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cafel
Mar 29, 2010

This post is hurting the economy!
Christ, whenever they bring up George Soros's childhood I begin to feel physically ill. Like it's understandable that you end up hating certain public figures, lord knows I do, but I don't try to pervert their periods of intense tragedy or human suffering into some demonstration of how evil they are.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

cafel posted:

Christ, whenever they bring up George Soros's childhood I begin to feel physically ill. Like it's understandable that you end up hating certain public figures, lord knows I do, but I don't try to pervert their periods of intense tragedy or human suffering into some demonstration of how evil they are.

They literally see him as The Jew Who The Nazis Turned Evil. The Nazi Jew. And really you just have to brush a little dirt off the surface to see that they feel the same way about "Hollywood liberals," i.e. every Jew who makes more money than them.

Finnankainen
Oct 14, 2012
OK, time to break out the hoods guys!

quote:

To: All

If ever there was a justification for the Klan, Hølder is it.

19 posted on Thursday, April 17, 2014 12:58:23 PM by tomkat (3% +1)
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quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


Finnankainen posted:

OK, time to break out the hoods guys!

tips.fbi.gov

Georgia Peach
Jan 7, 2005

SECESSION IS FUTILE

Is Holder Norwegian now or something?

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Mind Loving Owl posted:

Back when I was a wee primary schooler a well meaning teacher gave me a whole stack of Creation magazines. One bit of bullshit I remember well was this condescending little article about Africa. The thesis was basically that since evolutionary scientists (and basically every other scientific discipline that deals with the history of mankind one way or another) believe human beings come from Africa that must mean they believe modern Africans are less evolved than white people. Peppered throughout the thing were creationists being amused that the blacks can do white people things.

How was that even supposed to work? I mean, even if humans on different continents had evolved into different species, that doesn't mean black people stopped evolving just because they stayed in Africa.

Not that "more evolved" has any actual meaning beyond "better adapted for survival in a specific environment".

Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.

Georgia Peach posted:

Is Holder Norwegian now or something?

Well he's definitely a Quisling :v:

Occupy Sesame Street!
Nov 20, 2012


VitalSigns posted:

How was that even supposed to work? I mean, even if humans on different continents had evolved into different species, that doesn't mean black people stopped evolving just because they stayed in Africa.

Not that "more evolved" has any actual meaning beyond "better adapted for survival in a specific environment".

"If we evolved from Africans then why are there still Africans? Checkmate atheists." :smuggo:

Finnankainen
Oct 14, 2012

VitalSigns posted:

How was that even supposed to work? I mean, even if humans on different continents had evolved into different species, that doesn't mean black people stopped evolving just because they stayed in Africa.

Not that "more evolved" has any actual meaning beyond "better adapted for survival in a specific environment".

If you forget everything you ever learned about evolution and think about it as a literal line from amoeba to man, freepers would say that this forces you to put black people in between white people and apes, since whites have changed some from black people who were "the original". Evolution to them spits out completed products so the idea that things are still evolving in completely foreign to them. Once chimps existed, bam evolution stops, they are now a species. This is also where the really dumb "if humans evolved from apes why are there still apes?" argument comes from.


^^^^beaten

Georgia Peach
Jan 7, 2005

SECESSION IS FUTILE

"Our first child is arriving later this year" Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky

quote:

To: Biggirl

The poor child.

8 posted on Thursday, April 17, 2014 2:25:20 PM by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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quote:

To: Biggirl

Congratulations to the young couple. I hope the kid is healthy, and a hallmark of LGBT diversity when older.

11 posted on Thursday, April 17, 2014 2:26:24 PM by Smedley (It's a sad day for American capitalism when a man can't fly a midget on a kite over Central Park)
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quote:

To: trisham

Agreed. That poor child. Hillary put in an order to Chelsea to provide a grandchild she can take with her on the campaign trail.
Of all the cynical ploys that witch could conjure up, pretending to be the gramma next door is the worst.

14 posted on Thursday, April 17, 2014 2:28:01 PM by Wiser now (Socialism does not eliminate poverty, it guarantees it.)
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quote:

To: Biggirl

Thank god we have Obamacare so she can abort. :)

Oh wait, the Clintons are exempt from Obamacare.

So I guess she’ll be punished with a baby....

Isn’t it hypocritical for abortion advocates to have kids?

21 posted on Thursday, April 17, 2014 2:30:47 PM by Tzimisce
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Chelsea pregnant! (My prediction)

quote:

To: proudpapa

Hillary made an appearance with Chelsea to announce this?

How incredibly crass. Most who survive the WH end up valuing their privacy. Hillary isn’t even human.

21 posted on Thursday, April 17, 2014 1:51:43 PM by Aria ( 2008 & 2012 weren't elections - they were coup d'etats.)
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quote:

To: proudpapa

Blood moon during the passover and now the announcement of a beast child?

32 posted on Thursday, April 17, 2014 1:55:12 PM by Tzimisce
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quote:

To: proudpapa

Wonder if she’ll have cankles like her lard rear end mother

50 posted on Thursday, April 17, 2014 1:59:43 PM by Ouderkirk (To the left, everything must evidence that this or that strand of leftist theory is true)
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quote:

To: proudpapa

One instant I’d be pro-abortion.

55 posted on Thursday, April 17, 2014 2:09:44 PM by Fledermaus (Conseravtives are all that's left to defend the Constitution. Dems hate it, and Repubs don't care.)
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Occupy Sesame Street!
Nov 20, 2012


quote:

To: Biggirl

Congratulations to the young couple. I hope the kid is healthy, and a hallmark of LGBT diversity when older.

11 posted on Thursday, April 17, 2014 2:26:24 PM by Smedley (It's a sad day for American capitalism when a man can't fly a midget on a kite over Central Park)
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What a nice sentiment! He couldn't possibly mean anything else, right? Right? :smithicide:

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

quote:

To: Biggirl

Congratulations to the young couple. I hope the kid is healthy, and a hallmark of LGBT diversity when older.

11 posted on Thursday, April 17, 2014 2:26:24 PM by Smedley (It's a sad day for American capitalism when a man can't fly a midget on a kite over Central Park)
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Ok which one of you did this?

e: huh Freeper since 2000. Their profile says they're for government assistance but not the way the -Ds do it. So only for white people. So gently caress this rear end in a top hat.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Apr 17, 2014

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

First time I'll ever post a FReep quote based on username/content:

quote:

To: proudpapa
I goggled one of her speeches. The crowd went insane. I have to wonder if the crowd was instructed to so react or whether it was natural. I couldn’t bear to listen to her talk, though. (That might just be me. Maybe she’s a wonderful speaker. I hope not.)

Fortunately, (at least to my eyes) she’s unattractive; more so than her mother. I don’t think her looks will age well and the Left believes in appearance above all else. But, then, they thought Bill and later Barak were wildly attractive. Yet, not a word was said about Scott Brown, who had actually been a model.


49 posted on 4/17/2014 3:59:38 PM by Gen.Blather
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*zzzzzzz* ....huh? poo poo, sorry. Drifted off somewhere in the second paragraph.

Let's do one more just because it's super-inane:

quote:

To: proudpapa
Just because Chelsea announced that a baby is arriving, does NOT mean she’s pregnant!!! They COULD be adopting!!


86 posted on 4/17/2014 5:15:17 PM by Ann Archy (Abortion.....the Human Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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Zeroisanumber fucked around with this message at 23:35 on Apr 17, 2014

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Finnankainen posted:

Sure, but the implication is that this discrimination constitutes speciation since you get two separate populations that don't interbreed even though they could.

Sure it's dumb. He things that simply forbidding intermarriage without exerting severely different environmental-social pressure we would somehow evolve into different species when we haven't in the tens of thousands of years we were separated already. But the real question is why the gently caress would he even want do something like that deliberately? The "oh well the geckos/pikas do it so I guess we should do it too" seems like a poor excuse to secure the existence of his people and a future for white children.

Occupy Sesame Street!
Nov 20, 2012


What beautiful projection: I think that Chelsea Clinton is unattractive. Which is all the left cares about. Now let me tell you about how unattractive she is. Also why don't they mention Scott Brown? He's so dreamy~~

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Here's a good thread. I'm sure there'll be lots of well-reasoned discussion.

quote:

Report: Users of White Power Website Have Committed Nearly 100 Murders

Registered users of the Internet’s largest white supremacist forum – dubbed “a magnet for the deadly and deranged” -- have carried out nearly 100 murders in the past five years, a group that tracks “hate groups” reported Thursday.

The report by the Alabama-based Southern Poverty Law Center found users of Stormfront.org, which advocates “white power,” have been disproportionately responsible for some of the most deadly hate crimes and mass killings since the site’s founding in 1995.

“Stormfront is the murder capital of the racist Internet,” said Heidi Beirich, report author and Intelligence Project director. “It has been a magnet for the deadly and deranged."

This is post #14, pretty much every post before it expressed the same sentiment:

quote:

To: Libloather
And listeners to rap ‘music’ have killed their tens of thousands...


14 posted on 4/17/2014 4:45:09 PM by El Cid (Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
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Sure could twist a guy up having to defend yourself from blacks in prison:

quote:

To: Libloather
I don’t believe it, but a thought occurred to me; How many members come from the prison gangs like Aryan Brotherhood? Having to join to defend your life from the black gangs in prison could certainly twist a guy up? Just curious,,,,,,,,,


28 posted on 4/17/2014 4:57:01 PM by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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Seriously, this post represents about 2/3rds of the thread:

quote:

To: Libloather
Seriously GFY

And how many murders do blacks commit weekly?


35 posted on 4/17/2014 5:03:52 PM by Altura Ct. (i)
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SPLC: Worse than Nazis.

quote:

To: Libloather
Gun grabber advocates, like Southern Poverty Law Center, have killed many millions.


43 posted on 4/17/2014 5:23:12 PM by unlearner (You will never come to know that which you do not know until you first know that you do not know it.)
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Let's end with a Knockout Game post:

quote:

To: IllumiNaughtyByNature
Also not examined is the hiphopstars website where the knuckleheads post videos of their knockout games and others cultural rituals


46 posted on 4/17/2014 5:43:28 PM by John Galt's cousin (WTF? We couldn't rescue four men in Benghazi? Is our military IMPOTENT? ( /s ))
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woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
I'm grateful to Chelsea Clinton, not because of anything she's ever done, but because she was responsible for one of the greatest reveals in history.

John McCain posted:

Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno.

McCain told this joke at a Republican fundraiser in 1998, when Chelsea was 18 and TOTALLY FAIR GAME.

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

protastic posted:

What a nice sentiment! He couldn't possibly mean anything else, right? Right? :smithicide:

He is saying that he hopes the child is born LGBT, because that is a bad thing.

Occupy Sesame Street!
Nov 20, 2012


CitizenKain posted:

He is saying that he hopes the child is born LGBT, because that is a bad thing.

I think it's even more than that: he hopes the child is born LGBT, because this will cause the end of the Clinton line or some horrific poo poo like that.

I hope the child grows up happy, healthy, and with whatever sexual preference it has. BECAUSE I HOPE THAT FOR ALL CHILDREN oh god

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Nobody wants a gay kid. You might say you don't care, but when the chips are down you'll turn into a child-beating bigot just like us. :smugdog:

esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

SedanChair posted:

I'm grateful to Chelsea Clinton, not because of anything she's ever done, but because she was responsible for one of the greatest reveals in history.


McCain told this joke at a Republican fundraiser in 1998, when Chelsea was 18 and TOTALLY FAIR GAME.

Reminder that not only did a large number of people defend this joke as if it somehow was evidence that McCain was presidential material, but it would still pale in comparison to him saying, with utmost seriousness, "I hate Gooks" in public during a presidential campaign.

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

I guess it shouldn't surprise me that they just straight up defend Stormfront, but it kind of does. I mean they claim they aren't racist and such, so you think they'd try to distance themselves from a site that openly espouses the white supremacist mindset.

I feel stupid now.

burnishedfume
Mar 8, 2011

You really are a louse...

SedanChair posted:

Nobody wants a gay kid. You might say you don't care, but when the chips are down you'll turn into a child-beating bigot just like us. :smugdog:

I honestly want to meet the person who was progressive and understanding about LGBT people, until their child came out as gay and then suddenly realized how much they hated their own child.

Finnankainen
Oct 14, 2012
:tinfoil: I know nothing about Stormfront, let me tell you about how Stormfront is a democrat conspiracy. :tinfoil:

quote:

To: ansel12; Cyber Liberty
I had heard of Stormfront of course but never visited that site until this thread appeared which piqued my interest (as well as the KC murders of the past weekend). My initial impression during my brief time looking around is that Stormfront is an invention of the obama and holder regime. If that's incorrect, it sure looks to be an adjunct of either the SPLC itself or perhaps the ACLU. From what I saw, there was not a trace of Conservatism to be found, only a strident far-left form of socialism.

This fits into my long-held belief that the Westboro thugs were created and supported by leftist outfits. That's assertion is more provable since Fred Phelps was a DemonRAT, Gore supporter, a civil rights lawyer and recipient of awards from the NAACP and other similar racist groups. I surmise that if additional research were done on the Stormfront principles, DemonRAT enablers would be found.
48 posted on Thursday, April 17, 2014 4:58:44 PM by re_nortex (DP - that's what I like about Texas)
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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Finnankainen posted:

:tinfoil: I know nothing about Stormfront, let me tell you about how Stormfront is a democrat conspiracy. :tinfoil:

I've said it before and I'll say it again: even if it wasn't for the gallows humor to be found on freep, this thread would be worth it as a first-hand study of the paranoid mind.

Mr. Belpit
Nov 11, 2008

quote:

To: Biggirl

Thank god we have Obamacare so she can abort. :)

Oh wait, the Clintons are exempt from Obamacare.

So I guess she’ll be punished with a baby....

Isn’t it hypocritical for abortion advocates to have kids?

21 posted on Thursday, April 17, 2014 2:30:47 PM by Tzimisce
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Just gawking at this. Genuinely impressed by how many layers of ignorance this guy packed into just four sentences. Can't wait for the more/worse.

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

Mr.Unique-Name posted:

I guess it shouldn't surprise me that they just straight up defend Stormfront, but it kind of does. I mean they claim they aren't racist and such, so you think they'd try to distance themselves from a site that openly espouses the white supremacist mindset.

I feel stupid now.

Freep forever approaches the point where they're just an outright racist group while never actually getting there (in their eyes that means saying the n-word). Someone more :goonsay: than me could probably plot a graph.

Political Whores
Feb 13, 2012

MeLKoR posted:

Sure it's dumb. He things that simply forbidding intermarriage without exerting severely different environmental-social pressure we would somehow evolve into different species when we haven't in the tens of thousands of years we were separated already. But the real question is why the gently caress would he even want do something like that deliberately? The "oh well the geckos/pikas do it so I guess we should do it too" seems like a poor excuse to secure the existence of his people and a future for white children.

Maybe he's a fan of polydactyly or any of the other horrible poo poo that low genetic diversity brings.

Mr. Belpit
Nov 11, 2008

Neo_Crimson posted:

Freep forever approaches the point where they're just an outright racist group while never actually getting there (in their eyes that means saying the n-word). Someone more :goonsay: than me could probably plot a graph.

They're already an outright racist group. What they keep approaching, and never quite reaching, is admitting and owning it like Stormfront does.

That, and saying the N-word.

made of bees
May 21, 2013
I was under the impression the n-word thing was only because of extremely vigilant zotters.

DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

CitizenKain posted:

He is saying that he hopes the child is born LGBT, because that is a bad thing.

The impression I got was that he thought Chelsea would brainwash the kid into being gay, because that's what liberals do in freep-land.

quiggy
Aug 7, 2010

[in Russian] Oof.


CitizenKain posted:

He is saying that he hopes the child is born LGBT, because that is a bad thing.

Being Freep, what he probably means is he hopes the kid has AIDS. I wish I was joking.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Georgia Peach posted:

To: proudpapa

Wonder if she’ll have cankles like her lard rear end mother

50 posted on Thursday, April 17, 2014 1:59:43 PM by Ouderkirk (To the left, everything must evidence that this or that strand of leftist theory is true)
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How on earth could you look at Chelsea Clinton and think shes a lardass? :psyduck:

Neo_Crimson
Aug 15, 2011

"Is that your final dandy?"

ratbert90 posted:

How on earth could you look at Chelsea Clinton and think shes a lardass? :psyduck:

Same reason why they think Michelle Obama is fat. Being a Democrat adds 50 pounds. :v:

Big Hubris
Mar 8, 2011


ratbert90 posted:

How on earth could you look at Chelsea Clinton and think shes a lardass? :psyduck:

Their delusions include audio-visual hallucinations.

Big Hubris fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Apr 18, 2014

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:
I forget who's the political cartoonist where, like, he just draws all liberal people as if they way 300 pounds? Maybe that's the freepers' only point of reference.

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

Notorious QIG posted:

Being Freep, what he probably means is he hopes the kid has AIDS. I wish I was joking.

Probably all of the above actually.

Perfidia
Nov 25, 2007
It's a fact!

ratbert90 posted:

How on earth could you look at Chelsea Clinton and think shes a lardass? :psyduck:

The poster is actually pointing to Hilary ("her lard rear end mother") rather than Chelsea, though he clearly envisions a future of bountiful, plentiful, overflowing Chelsea. The secret is that he has a fat fetish.

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Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Neo Rasa posted:

I forget who's the political cartoonist where, like, he just draws all liberal people as if they way 300 pounds? Maybe that's the freepers' only point of reference.
Sean Delonas.



Lord Hydronium fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Apr 18, 2014

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