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> fashion a sled out of the bones and sinews of the corpse, dye your clothes red in his blood, and demand the captain be your reindeer. it's time for what really matters. become Santa and SAVE XMAS.
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Guys I think we were supposed to go right on the first screen. This is all wrong.
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Apr 17, 2014 23:09
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TVarmy posted:> jump out the window and check on MH370, he must be lonely.
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Apr 17, 2014 23:09
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If we won't stunner the captain then fine. >cut a sick promo on the captain and give him a Rock Bottom. Then poo poo on him.
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Apr 17, 2014 23:13
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> Order him to sit down in the pile of piss and poo poo you created, then ask "Do you expect me to talk?"
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Apr 17, 2014 23:18
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A Winner is Jew posted:> Order him to sit down in the pile of piss and poo poo you created, then ask "Do you expect me to talk?"
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Apr 17, 2014 23:19
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> PRAY to the Gay God that he may give you the Ultimate Ability (tm)
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Toad on a Hat posted:> PRAY to the Gay God that he may give you the Ultimate Ability (tm) 
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Apr 17, 2014 23:22
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>Demand an explanation on why Obama is doing this.
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Apr 17, 2014 23:23
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>Kick the captain below deck, then do a slow-mo dive off of the ship onto the back of a waiting dolphin while the ship explodes behind you
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Actually, I wish to change my answer. > Drag the captain over to the pile of piss and poo poo and rub his face in it while repeatedly asking him, "where are they" in your best batman voice.
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Apr 17, 2014 23:54
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Wintermutant posted:>Kick the captain below deck, then do a slow-mo dive off of the ship onto the back of a waiting dolphin while the ship explodes behind you
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> Shoot the captain in the femoral artery, and then proceed to interrogate him RE: what master plan is going on/missing airplane.
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Apr 18, 2014 00:09
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>Force the captain to admit he is gay to the camera.
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The Bananana posted:> Shoot the captain in the femoral artery, and then proceed to interrogate him RE: what master plan is going on/missing airplane. You'd only get a few seconds of interrogation if you did this. Dude would bleed out in seconds.
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Cantorsdust posted:You'd only get a few seconds of interrogation if you did this. Dude would bleed out in seconds. Idk, dude, the guy in Black Hawk Down lived for a few hours before dying.
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Apr 18, 2014 00:14
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Cantorsdust posted:You'd only get a few seconds of interrogation if you did this. Dude would bleed out in seconds. This is an action movie, he'd last at least six hours.
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>Shoot the man and stick the detonator up your rear end.
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Smirk and thank him for his work in enacting your plans. Tell him that he's been a loyal servant for years, and his reward is finally at hand. When you have him convinced that you're one of his masters, order him to turn around and them give him an atomic wedgie. Then grab the camera and get the gently caress out of there on a lifeboat.
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A Winner is Jew posted:Actually, I wish to change my answer.
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>Sacrifice the captain to summon Cthulhu and become gay lover pirates with the Elder God.
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A Winner is Jew posted:Actually, I wish to change my answer.
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Use your final smash
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>Quickly take off all of other engines on your boat and replace them with the big boats engine
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> pistol whip captain while asking what's so loving funny about your homosexuality
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> shoot captain, find lifeboat. Remove pants.
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>join in with the captain while you remove his pants and begin to sodomize him
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> examine room
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> SEARCH inventory for NECRONOMICON
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TVarmy posted:> let your gayness be your guide. consult your gaydar.
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> go LEFT
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Apr 18, 2014 02:22
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Set the camera up on something and sodomize the captain for CNN.
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> TRY TO PUSH OUR LITTLE BOAT BACK OUT THE WINDOW AND INTO THE WATER, POWERING AWAY RIGHT AS THE LAST OF THE LARGE SHIP DISSAPEARS. ALSO TAKE THE CAMERA. and the hat. and the detonator control.
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Take the captain's clothes and gun, camera, search below decks for scuba gear/submersible.
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> SEARCH for submersible. After finding it, dive and search for that fish we found with the drone.
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Neraren posted:> go LEFT
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Also you know what's gonna happen? Some day Atma is going to make one of these threads, we're gonna play it normally and he's going to be completely thrown for a loop because that was the one scenario he never prepared for
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Neraren posted:> go LEFT
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