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The Saga of Floki the mercenary. Edit: Dude's going to lose an eye like that.
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Apr 18, 2014 03:24
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Apr 18, 2014 03:27
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There we go. Ivar the Boneless.
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Apr 18, 2014 03:27
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Yep boneless
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Apr 18, 2014 03:27
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Ha Ecbert being all thinking he's awesome and hanging out in his boss swimming pool but he's a zero in bed.
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Apr 18, 2014 03:29
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"Good luck" lmbo
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Apr 18, 2014 03:30
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Sash! posted:Ha Ecbert being all thinking he's awesome and hanging out in his boss swimming pool but he's a zero in bed. Even a man such as he has limits.
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Apr 18, 2014 03:30
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Gyges posted:Even a man such as he has limits. Nah, it's just an english thing.
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Apr 18, 2014 03:32
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I assume Ivar is going to go to the Teddy Roosevelt school of gently caress Your Body's Limitations training.
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Apr 18, 2014 03:36
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Bjorn getting one last grab of those titties
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Apr 18, 2014 03:37
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OH WHAT THE gently caress FLOKI
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Apr 18, 2014 03:37
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:OH WHAT THE gently caress FLOKI Only the craziest of gods are rule Floki, and Horik is a crazy dick. Edit: Which of these Vikings will be the one to satisfy the Queen of Mercia?
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Apr 18, 2014 03:38
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Brennan posted:Bjorn getting one last grab of those titties Priorities. Also lol @ "so im shipping out and don't know when ill be back" line. Floki gonna pull something...he just has too.
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Apr 18, 2014 03:40
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Gyges posted:Edit: Which of these Vikings will be the one to satisfy the Queen of Mercia? Floki, in a shocking twist.
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Apr 18, 2014 03:41
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Animal Planet presents Vikings.
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Apr 18, 2014 03:44
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Ragnar knows in his heart of hearts that his bff is alive
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Apr 18, 2014 03:45
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DarklyDreaming posted:Ragnar knows in his heart of hearts that his bff is alive Ecbert, Ragnar and Athelstan, the love triangle no one saw coming
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Apr 18, 2014 03:46
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I forgot this is Lagertha and Bjor's first trip to merry old England. Edit: Ragnar is the best. Gyges fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Apr 18, 2014 |
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Apr 18, 2014 03:47
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Better to ask forgiveness than permission
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Apr 18, 2014 03:50
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"That went well." 
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Apr 18, 2014 03:52
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DarklyDreaming posted:Better to ask forgiveness than permission Even better to passive aggressively ask what they're going to do about it than permission. Edit: Ragnar loves it when a plan comes together. Gyges fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Apr 18, 2014 |
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Apr 18, 2014 03:53
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Horik hosed up
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Apr 18, 2014 04:02
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Brennan posted:Horik hosed up I assume since it was done by his son, that was Horik trying to mess up Ragnar's plan.
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Apr 18, 2014 04:03
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uhhhhh was this planned? or horik reasserting his authority?
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Apr 18, 2014 04:05
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Does servant/slave (referencing bjorn's girl) mean she was taken during a raid?
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Apr 18, 2014 04:07
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Gyges posted:drat it, show what's wrong with the baby! So whats wrong with Ivar? His legs are hosed up? Ok they just showed it his legs look like noodles Hexel fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Apr 18, 2014 |
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Apr 18, 2014 04:12
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:Does servant/slave (referencing bjorn's girl) mean she was taken during a raid? Not necessarily. Thralls were not all foreigners captured in raids. She may have been a citizen of a defeated jarldom. She may have simply been born to a mother who was a thrall, too. I wonder who she belongs to? It's not made clear if she is a servant in Ragnar's hall or not. If she belongs to someone else, Björn would have to buy her from her owner. hypersleep fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Apr 18, 2014 |
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Apr 18, 2014 04:27
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Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:uhhhhh It could go either way. Ecbert did pretty much double cross them last time.
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Apr 18, 2014 04:40
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Maan Horik got Floki wrapped around his finger
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Apr 18, 2014 04:46
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No More Heroes posted:Maan Horik got Floki wrapped around his finger I hope not. Floki is a tricky guy, and he has a knack for seeing trickery in others. Hopefully he's just playing Horik with Ragnar's knowledge. Ragnar already knows Horik is a sketchy dude. Why not give Horuk the idea that Floki is unhappy with Ragnar, knowing that Horik will swoop in and try to turn him against Ragnar? Floki gets on Horik's good side and Floki reports back to Ragnar about what Horik's up to. Floki's conversation with Helga makes his wavering loyalty seem true, however 
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Apr 18, 2014 04:58
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hypersleep posted:I hope not. Floki is a tricky guy, and he has a knack for seeing trickery in others. Hopefully he's just playing Horik with Ragnar's knowledge. Ragnar already knows Horik is a sketchy dude. Why not give Horuk the idea that Floki is unhappy with Ragnar, knowing that Horik will swoop in and try to turn him against Ragnar? Floki gets on Horik's good side and Floki reports back to Ragnar about what Horik's up to. Floki is basically chaotic neutral
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etalian posted:Floki is basically chaotic neutral I knew he was gonna be in Horiks camp when he mentioned the Gods, Floki is a sucker for The Gods.
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Apr 18, 2014 05:19
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Ecbert: 1 Pump Chump. SEND IN THE PRO SEX MERCENARIES.
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Apr 18, 2014 07:18
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They've always bred them slutty in the West Midlands.
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Apr 18, 2014 08:08
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Gonz posted:Ecbert: 1 Pump Chump. Too bad Ecbert didn't learn about foreplay from all those scrolls he got.
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Apr 18, 2014 08:17
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Horik does everything he can to undermine Ragnar. I bet he dies in the upcoming fight.
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Apr 18, 2014 09:47
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savinhill posted:Too bad Ecbert didn't learn about foreplay from all those scrolls he got. Pretty sure there was no need to pull out the choke... her engine was all warmed up from the drive in.
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Apr 18, 2014 10:33
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ded posted:Horik does everything he can to undermine Ragnar. I bet he dies in the upcoming fight. I'm pretty sure you're going to get your wish before the end of this season.
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Getting kinda sick of Horik. I like Donal Logue and think he's a good actor, but he typically plays characters who get old after awhile and overstay their welcome. Case in point, the retired USDM on SOA, now Horik who has lived a little longer than he really should have.
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