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DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof

RZA Encryption posted:

i mean, for them to mention that i would assume someone fitting that description made a bid on it.

someone reportedly made a bid but i think the saudi oil baron detail came from the ether

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Rufus Ping
Dec 27, 2006





I'm a Friend of Rodney Nano
Hello,

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Rufus Ping
Dec 27, 2006





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fml

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Rufus Ping posted:

Hello,

This is a message from Kickstarter’s Trust & Safety team. We’re writing to notify you that the KSTV Season 1 -- Where Idiots Go to Spend Money on Crap project has been suspended, and your $12.00 USD pledge has been canceled. A review of the project uncovered evidence of one or more violations of Kickstarter's rules, which include:

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Accordingly, all funding has been stopped and backers will not be charged for their pledges. No further action is required on your part.

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wth nooooooo

ambient oatmeal
Jun 23, 2012

Rufus Ping posted:

Hello,

This is a message from Kickstarter’s Trust & Safety team. We’re writing to notify you that the KSTV Season 1 -- Where Idiots Go to Spend Money on Crap project has been suspended, and your $12.00 USD pledge has been canceled. A review of the project uncovered evidence of one or more violations of Kickstarter's rules, which include:

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time for indigogo

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
i'm actually shocked at how quickly i've gotten tired of Sam Hyde

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
wait never mind apparently it was more mde poo poo and that guy can get hosed

haven't even seen any of his videos but that pony thing was shamefully incompetent and he's in no position to talk about funny kickstarter

Rufus Ping
Dec 27, 2006





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Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

quote:

Pledge $10 or more

12 backers

A specific hour of rehearsal will be dedicated to you. The dancers and I will thank you during that hour with such strength of appreciation that you will definitely feel it.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

lol

it actually looks kinda fun divingt around on the floor like that

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

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Pono update:



i'm the $6.2 million

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Valeyard posted:

lol

it actually looks kinda fun divingt around on the floor like that
thirteen thousand earth dollars' worth of fun apparently

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

more fun for the fun god

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
porno music

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Proteus4994 posted:

Pono update:



i'm the $6.2 million

i dont follow this thread a lot but surely some of us yosposters could get together and rake in millions in kickstarter dollar for some dumb idea

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
Aug 15, 2004

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:yaycloud::smithcloud:

Valeyard posted:

i dont follow this thread a lot but surely some of us yosposters could get together and rake in millions in kickstarter dollar for some dumb idea

goon proj...... gently caress you

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:

gently caress you

your dating sim is a piece of poo poo

Forums Barber
Jan 5, 2011

Valeyard posted:

i dont follow this thread a lot but surely some of us yosposters could get together and rake in millions in kickstarter dollar for some dumb idea

considering the KS video is approximately seventy five music celebrities saying things like "wow, it just sounds so much warmer" you could reuse it for almost any audiophile bullshit.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Yodzilla posted:

i'm actually shocked at how quickly i've gotten tired of Sam Hyde

i wish someone would explain to me who sam hyde is

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Valeyard posted:

i dont follow this thread a lot but surely some of us yosposters could get together and rake in millions in kickstarter dollar for some dumb idea

unless you're neil young or some equally famous music dude i don't think your idea has legs

this kickstarter didn't make $6m because it's a stupid idea that suckered tons of people, it made $6m because neil young got his musician friends to shill this piece of poo poo for him

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did anyone post this one

tldr a bunch of lovely hipster kids try to make a documentary of them "helping residents" of a ultra low income low barrier residence they took over to manage in downtown vancouver.

By help they
cleaned up the building
were shocked that the residents didn't want their help or to live by their rules
almost doubled rent forcing residents to move out
paid junkies 20 bucks or beer to sign wavers so they could get those desperate junkie shooting up scenes.


https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/185388045/the-drive-to-connect-canada/posts/770504


http://themainlander.com/2014/04/16/kickstarting-the-gentrification-movement-how-gnarcore-leveraged-the-dtes-in-their-search-for-funds/

I literally want to go find these people and beat them till they cry

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:

did anyone post this one

tldr a bunch of lovely hipster kids try to make a documentary of them "helping residents" of a ultra low income low barrier residence they took over to manage in downtown vancouver.

By help they
cleaned up the building
were shocked that the residents didn't want their help or to live by their rules
almost doubled rent forcing residents to move out
paid junkies 20 bucks or beer to sign wavers so they could get those desperate junkie shooting up scenes.


https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/185388045/the-drive-to-connect-canada/posts/770504


http://themainlander.com/2014/04/16/kickstarting-the-gentrification-movement-how-gnarcore-leveraged-the-dtes-in-their-search-for-funds/

I literally want to go find these people and beat them till they cry

reminds me of that guy from lf named story. reminds me of lf in general

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Aug 15, 2004

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well, yeah but seriously look at their faces you'll want to see them stabbed.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:

I literally want to go find these people and beat them till they cry

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Al! posted:

reminds me of that guy from lf named story. reminds me of lf in general

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

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isn't vancouver basically the portland of canada?

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
no portland is already fully gentrified

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE
Aug 15, 2004

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don't care it's a horrible couple of young entitled clueless shitlords come slumlords using the internet to fund a completely exploitive self aggrandizing documentary showing themselves as heroically experiencing the nasty poverty mentally ill junky underworld while evicting them from a stable home.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
yeah i agree with you

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
after seeing all these terrible kickstarters, I want to make on that's somewhat feasible, then end it with about 2 days to go with just "whoops, i forgot, I don't know how to code" or some poo poo like that

you know, just like how urhman forgot to cancel the ouya kickstarted early because "whoops this was meant to be an in joke"

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Yodzilla posted:

i know of legit caring ones and also trashy pieces of gutter poo poo that go through animals like i do underwear in the name of scamming people. gently caress those guys


but in kickstarter news...

do you like elf sex and gorgons with puffy nipples? how about fantasy chicks with da thickness?? https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/561101226/swordplay-fantasy-adventure-comic-for-adults-only?ref=home_location



sexy wizard on the left is summoning my enormous balls into her hand

lol

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:

don't care it's a horrible couple of young entitled clueless shitlords come slumlords using the internet to fund a completely exploitive self aggrandizing documentary showing themselves as heroically experiencing the nasty poverty mentally ill junky underworld while evicting them from a stable home.

yeah that's what i was saying

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
doubling rent on a flophouse full of people you ostensibly want to help and turning them out on the streets when they can't pay is really some reprehensible how do you sleep at night poo poo

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Aug 15, 2004

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Al! posted:

doubling rent on a flophouse full of people you ostensibly want to help and turning them out on the streets when they can't pay is really some reprehensible how do you sleep at night poo poo

Also trying to make a documentary about the whole thing. The people who made the choice to send a 20 something couple to manage a flophouse should be flogged as well.

Basically if there's any justice in the world everyone involved will end up with HIV and Hep C from needle pokes. Nah then they'd just make a documentary about dealing with the personal consequences of trying to help this marginalized population.

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
someone call Vice

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

no kickstarter but

http://www.homelessgopro.com/



quote:

And yet every day in San Francisco, 6500 men and women living on the streets must navigate physical danger including illness, hunger, violence, and cold, as well as emotional & psychological challenges including fear, loneliness, rejection, humiliation, and desperation. \

With a donated HERO3+ Silver Edition from GoPro and a small team of committed volunteers in San Francisco, Homeless GoPro explores how a camera normally associated with extreme sports and other “hardcore” activities can showcase courage, challenge, and humanity of a different sort - extreme living.

quote:

With a donated HERO3+ Silver Edition from GoPro and a small team of committed volunteers in San Francisco, Homeless GoPro explores how a camera normally associated with extreme sports and other “hardcore” activities can showcase courage, challenge, and humanity of a different sort - extreme living.

quote:

Homeless GoPro… showcase courage, challenge, and humanity of a different sort - extreme living.

quote:

Homeless… extreme living.

Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

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extreme living is like regular living except your house is made out of mountain dew bottles

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Proteus4994 posted:

extreme living is like regular living except your house is made out of mountain dew bottles

nice av

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
that girl lived less than a mile from me when i was growing up

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Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

lol i didn't even notice that hahaha

someone spent $10 on me nice

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