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Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

DiscoMouse posted:

I saw a weird movie on TV once that I was too young to see, probably only 10 or 11 (I'm 26). It looked like it was filmed in the 70s or 80s to me. It was super sexual. One scene had a woman in a short dressing gown sitting down on a glass coffee table and talking to other women, only for it to turn out that some guy was lying underneath licking the glass. In another scene a big burly white guy is loving a black woman who I think was a hooker or not into it at least. He says "you sure don't gently caress like no friend of the family" and she yells "oh baby, your balls are like a bear's". I think she and the other girls might have been plotting to kill him? This totally sounds like porn but there is no way they just stuck porn on the TV, there are no channels like that where I live.
The Choirboys. (I'm guessing, but they're both incidents in the book it was made from.)

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DiscoMouse
May 16, 2005

by XyloJW

Runcible Cat posted:

The Choirboys. (I'm guessing, but they're both incidents in the book it was made from.)

That looks like it, thanks. Reading about it it's even more hosed up than I remember; why the hell did they make this film?

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

DiscoMouse posted:

That looks like it, thanks. Reading about it it's even more hosed up than I remember; why the hell did they make this film?
The book is disgusting and hilarious; I'm tempted to get hold of the movie and see if it manages to be the same.

sbagliom
Mar 27, 2010

SOCIALISM IS DEAD
The movie is godawful and the author of the book actually sued to get his name off the credits.

CroatianAlzheimers posted:

I'm looking for a seriously B-grade horror film I saw on Big Chuck and Little John (Cleveland's late night horror movie show) when I was a kid. It had something to do with the hex signs you see around rural Pennsylvania. I think the plot was that some city folk moved into an old Pennsylvania farm, and the wife hated the hex signs so they took them all down. Then, the creature living in the house got out and killed everyone in really gruesome ways. I remember a scene where you could see two glowing eyes in a window in a picture of the front of the house, and a car accident where a woman rear-ends a flatbed truck full of pipes, then is trapped in the car as it bursts into flames and burns her alive.

Something Evil… directed by Steven Spielberg!

sbagliom fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Apr 18, 2014

sbagliom
Mar 27, 2010

SOCIALISM IS DEAD
double post moron

CroatianAlzheimers
Jun 15, 2009

I can't remember why I'm mad at you...


sbagliom posted:

The movie is godawful and the author of the book actually sued to get his name off the credits.


Something Evil… directed by Steven Spielberg!

YES! Thanks, man! Gonna hunt a copy down and have some friends over.

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



All I remember for sure about this movie is there were some punks in a convertible, and they were passing around a Coca Cola can. They had a straw in it, and were putting the straw into their noses and snorting, while implying the contents of the can were cocaine and not Coca Cola. It may have been dubbed from another language and if so that language was probably Italian because I'm remembering zombie like things. It didn't look 70s though, it looked more 80s.

donquixotic
May 1, 2007
A French film about a teacher/lecturer/professor taking a sabbatical at the beginning of the story for one reason or another and then ends up in a relationship with a girl described as bovine I think in the plot synopsis but wasn't particularly fat. There's a scene where the girl takes a piss then dries herself with a towel. I'm going to say mid-late 90s and I think the teacher was married.

zombieman
Aug 8, 2003

That's one happy fucking egg!

TTBF posted:

All I remember for sure about this movie is there were some punks in a convertible, and they were passing around a Coca Cola can. They had a straw in it, and were putting the straw into their noses and snorting, while implying the contents of the can were cocaine and not Coca Cola. It may have been dubbed from another language and if so that language was probably Italian because I'm remembering zombie like things. It didn't look 70s though, it looked more 80s.

They're not in a convertible, but that's from Demons.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089013/reference

TTBF
Sep 14, 2005



zombieman posted:

They're not in a convertible, but that's from Demons.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089013/reference

That's definitely it. Thanks for the help.

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

zombieman posted:

They're not in a convertible, but that's from Demons.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089013/reference

Yeah. They're also listening to those hardcore stalwarts, Go West if I remember correctly...

Soundtrack To Mary
Nov 12, 2007

ZOMBY WOOF
I'm trying to remember the name of a specific movie that popped into my head as I was browsing the Criterion site.

I'm sure it was made in the 60s or 70s in France (maybe Belgium). The title ends with "from 5 to 7", but I can't remember the name of the "heroine". I think it was along the lines of "Chloe" or "Cleo" or something like that.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Soundtrack To Mary posted:

I'm trying to remember the name of a specific movie that popped into my head as I was browsing the Criterion site.

I'm sure it was made in the 60s or 70s in France (maybe Belgium). The title ends with "from 5 to 7", but I can't remember the name of the "heroine". I think it was along the lines of "Chloe" or "Cleo" or something like that.

Well I went to imdb and typed "from 5 to 7" and got "Cleo from 5 to 7" but that can't be it because surely you did some rudimentary investigating before coming here.

FitFortDanga
Nov 19, 2004

Nice try, asshole

I'm trying to remember the name of a specific movie that popped into my head as I was browsing the internet.

I'm sure it was made in the 40s or 50s in America (maybe Canada). The title begins with "Citizen", but I can't remember the name of the "hero". I think it was along the lines of "Cane" or "Kane" or something like that.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

FitFortDanga posted:

I'm trying to remember the name of a specific movie that popped into my head as I was browsing the internet.

I'm sure it was made in the 40s or 50s in America (maybe Canada). The title begins with "Citizen", but I can't remember the name of the "hero". I think it was along the lines of "Cane" or "Kane" or something like that.

Well, I went to imdb and typed in "Citizen" and got "Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol" , so maybe this is it?

Discospawn
Mar 3, 2007

FitFortDanga posted:

I'm trying to remember the name of a specific movie that popped into my head as I was browsing the internet.

I'm sure it was made in the 40s or 50s in America (maybe Canada). The title begins with "Citizen", but I can't remember the name of the "hero". I think it was along the lines of "Cane" or "Kane" or something like that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bus_That_Couldn_t_Slow_Down_(film)

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

FitFortDanga posted:

I'm trying to remember the name of a specific movie that popped into my head as I was browsing the internet.

I'm sure it was made in the 40s or 50s in America (maybe Canada). The title begins with "Citizen", but I can't remember the name of the "hero". I think it was along the lines of "Cane" or "Kane" or something like that.

It's either Triumph of the Will, or It's a Wonderful Life.

David Beckham
Nov 1, 2003
Football Player
This is very general but I will try anyways. It might also have been a TV-show.

I remember watching a movie where the male protagonist had a criminal
brother and possible a criminal father. I think the criminal brother
accused the protagonist of being the favourite son, but the protagonist
felt the criminal brother had a much closer relationship. I remember
specificaly that the criminal brother got to spend time driving a pick-up
truck with the father right before the father died, and the protagonist
resented himself for missing out on that.

Any suggestions would be appreciated.

Dalai Lamacide
Jan 10, 2007

She wears underwear with dick-holes in 'em

David Beckham posted:

criminal brother and possible criminal father

Not sure about some of those details, but the relationship sort of sounds like the family in frailty:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0264616/

It's a badass movie too.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Dalai Lamacide posted:

Not sure about some of those details, but the relationship sort of sounds like the family in frailty:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0264616/

It's a badass movie too.

That was going to be my guess as well...

David Beckham
Nov 1, 2003
Football Player

Dalai Lamacide posted:

Not sure about some of those details, but the relationship sort of sounds like the family in frailty:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0264616/

It's a badass movie too.

I checked it out and it is not that movie. I think I must try to remember one more thing before everything falls in place. When it does I will post it here.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

David Beckham posted:

This is very general but I will try anyways. It might also have been a TV-show.

I remember watching a movie where the male protagonist had a criminal
brother and possible a criminal father. I think the criminal brother
accused the protagonist of being the favourite son, but the protagonist
felt the criminal brother had a much closer relationship. I remember
specificaly that the criminal brother got to spend time driving a pick-up
truck with the father right before the father died, and the protagonist
resented himself for missing out on that.

Any suggestions would be appreciated.
Doesn't totally match up, but maybe At Close Range?

Chubby Henparty
Aug 13, 2007


David Beckham posted:

This is very general but I will try anyways. It might also have been a TV-show.

I remember watching a movie where the male protagonist had a criminal
brother and possible a criminal father. I think the criminal brother
accused the protagonist of being the favourite son, but the protagonist
felt the criminal brother had a much closer relationship. I remember
specificaly that the criminal brother got to spend time driving a pick-up
truck with the father right before the father died, and the protagonist
resented himself for missing out on that.

Any suggestions would be appreciated.

I know this doesn't work in any sense but I can't help contorting this in my mind to match the Thor movies.

Swabbleflange
Apr 18, 2008

SubponticatePoster posted:

Doesn't totally match up, but maybe At Close Range?

Oddly enough this is what I immediately thought, but it's been so long since I saw it that I had to go and read a synopsis, and that dissuaded me from the idea.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
It sounds like the story of the prodigal son in the bible if that helps somehow.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!
It's also the story of The Departed, the chinese film it was based on, and like a hundred other triad and yakuza films.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"
There was a movie or TV series where a guy who was fairly new to an intelligence agency is on their boss's poo poo-list. The boss hammers them for fixing their own credit and erasing their debt using their new intelligence-agency capabilities, even though everyone else has done it, and is punished. If I remember correctly, the punishment was an undesirable assignment and an I've-got-my-eye-on-you warning.

Dalai Lamacide
Jan 10, 2007

She wears underwear with dick-holes in 'em

Kaizoku posted:

There was a movie or TV series where a guy who was fairly new to an intelligence agency is on their boss's poo poo-list. The boss hammers them for fixing their own credit and erasing their debt using their new intelligence-agency capabilities, even though everyone else has done it, and is punished. If I remember correctly, the punishment was an undesirable assignment and an I've-got-my-eye-on-you warning.

Archer?

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
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WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

David Beckham posted:

This is very general but I will try anyways. It might also have been a TV-show.

I remember watching a movie where the male protagonist had a criminal
brother and possible a criminal father. I think the criminal brother
accused the protagonist of being the favourite son, but the protagonist
felt the criminal brother had a much closer relationship. I remember
specificaly that the criminal brother got to spend time driving a pick-up
truck with the father right before the father died, and the protagonist
resented himself for missing out on that.

Any suggestions would be appreciated.

Doesn't precisely fit, but Boondock Saints?

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

David Beckham posted:

This is very general but I will try anyways. It might also have been a TV-show.

I remember watching a movie where the male protagonist had a criminal
brother and possible a criminal father. I think the criminal brother
accused the protagonist of being the favourite son, but the protagonist
felt the criminal brother had a much closer relationship. I remember
specificaly that the criminal brother got to spend time driving a pick-up
truck with the father right before the father died, and the protagonist
resented himself for missing out on that.

Any suggestions would be appreciated.

There was an episode of Monk similar to this.

Krakox
Oct 9, 2012
This is probably going to be difficult, but i'll be over the moon if someone knows this one.

Movie was a comedy, I get the feeling it was made sometime within the 80's or 90's big wayne's world-esque vibe. Two guys are the protagonists and they're not very bright ( This isn't dumb and dumber I swear), I feel like they're surfers or something happy go lucky occupation, and they were sent by their father figure somewhere they didn't want to go. I think there was an evil corporation involved. I distinctly remember there being a point where the two goofs realize there's something afoot when they see a model of the grand canyon(maybe? Or maybe the plot was for the corporation to blow up the grand canyon) get blowed up, and there was a water tower in the model with writing on it too. Oh and the opening credits sequence was really trippy, nearest similarity is one of those textures from doom of all the faces mashed together.

Seems like a standard 'two dudes have an adventure' comedy akin to Bill+ted, or Wayne's world or dumb and dumber.

I thought the title was Airheads or something, but reading that movie's synopsis doesn't seem right.

I last saw this about ten years ago on a rented vhs tape, thank you for taking the time to decipher my half remember childhood memories.

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

Krakox posted:

This is probably going to be difficult, but i'll be over the moon if someone knows this one.

Movie was a comedy, I get the feeling it was made sometime within the 80's or 90's big wayne's world-esque vibe. Two guys are the protagonists and they're not very bright ( This isn't dumb and dumber I swear), I feel like they're surfers or something happy go lucky occupation, and they were sent by their father figure somewhere they didn't want to go. I think there was an evil corporation involved. I distinctly remember there being a point where the two goofs realize there's something afoot when they see a model of the grand canyon(maybe? Or maybe the plot was for the corporation to blow up the grand canyon) get blowed up, and there was a water tower in the model with writing on it too. Oh and the opening credits sequence was really trippy, nearest similarity is one of those textures from doom of all the faces mashed together.

Seems like a standard 'two dudes have an adventure' comedy akin to Bill+ted, or Wayne's world or dumb and dumber.

I thought the title was Airheads or something, but reading that movie's synopsis doesn't seem right.

I last saw this about ten years ago on a rented vhs tape, thank you for taking the time to decipher my half remember childhood memories.

I've never seen this movie but I know it's about two dumb surfer guys so thought I'd mention it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meet_the_Deedles

Krakox
Oct 9, 2012

regulargonzalez posted:

I've never seen this movie but I know it's about two dumb surfer guys so thought I'd mention it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meet_the_Deedles

Oh My God this is it,thank you so much.
This thread is fantastic, both times I've posted with half remembered fragments of memories and left with exactly what I wanted.

You're all wonderful people and you've made my day :3:

(this movie looks terrible though but that's for a different thread, presumably)

angry climber
Dec 6, 2010
Heres a pretty hard one, I posted it 2.5 years ago and its unsolved.

This is a horror movie. I think the opening scene is in a parking garage where a woman is going to her car, drops her keys and gets killed in some fashion but it doesnt show who killed her. If its not the opening scene its in the movie somewhere.

There is one scene where a grave is dug up/ someone put in a grave/ a body is missing from a grave. There might have been a dog in the grave/or a child.

I think the ending takes place is some sort of research lab/hospital at night.

I think the monster is some sort of shapeshifter/takes human form or something to that effect.

By shapeshifter i didnt mean werewolf, just someone/something taking form of other people. (not the thing).

In the ending, a guy is in the research facility and the glass revolving door leading to the outside is locked or something and the woman outside is trying to tell him that someone is inside there with him who is the monster. And I think someone gets thrown through a window in the end/possibly how the monster/dude dies.

The movie seems to be from the 90s maybe early 2000's. I watched this is Russia so it might have been a foreign film.

angry climber fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Apr 25, 2014

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

angry climber posted:

Heres a pretty hard one, I posted it 2.5 years ago and its unsolved.

This is a horror movie. I think the opening scene is in a parking garage where a woman is going to her car, drops her keys and gets killed in some fashion but it doesnt show who killed her. If its not the opening scene its in the movie somewhere.

There is one scene where a grave is dug up/ someone put in a grave/ a body is missing from a grave. There might have been a dog in the grave/or a child.

I think the ending takes place is some sort of research lab/hospital at night.

I think the monster is some sort of shapeshifter/takes human form or something to that effect.

By shapeshifter i didnt mean werewolf, just someone/something taking form of other people. (not the thing).

In the ending, a guy is in the research facility and the glass revolving door leading to the outside is locked or something and the woman outside is trying to tell him that someone is inside there with him who is the monster. And I think someone gets thrown through a window in the end/possibly how the monster/dude dies.

The movie seems to be from the 90s maybe early 2000's. I watched this is Russia so it might have been a foreign film.

Kind of sounds a little like "Mimic"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mimic_(film)

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

Krakox posted:

Oh My God this is it,thank you so much.
This thread is fantastic, both times I've posted with half remembered fragments of memories and left with exactly what I wanted.

You're all wonderful people and you've made my day :3:

(this movie looks terrible though but that's for a different thread, presumably)

I feel like this is the happiest that Meet the Deedles has ever made someone.

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


angry climber posted:

Heres a pretty hard one, I posted it 2.5 years ago and its unsolved.

This is a horror movie. I think the opening scene is in a parking garage where a woman is going to her car, drops her keys and gets killed in some fashion but it doesnt show who killed her. If its not the opening scene its in the movie somewhere.

There is one scene where a grave is dug up/ someone put in a grave/ a body is missing from a grave. There might have been a dog in the grave/or a child.

I think the ending takes place is some sort of research lab/hospital at night.

I think the monster is some sort of shapeshifter/takes human form or something to that effect.

By shapeshifter i didnt mean werewolf, just someone/something taking form of other people. (not the thing).

In the ending, a guy is in the research facility and the glass revolving door leading to the outside is locked or something and the woman outside is trying to tell him that someone is inside there with him who is the monster. And I think someone gets thrown through a window in the end/possibly how the monster/dude dies.

The movie seems to be from the 90s maybe early 2000's. I watched this is Russia so it might have been a foreign film.

CzarChasm posted:

Kind of sounds a little like "Mimic"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mimic_(film)

Could you be mashing more than one movie together in your memory? Parts of what you describe also sound a bit like the ending of THE RELIC http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Relic_(film), and the dog/child in the grave is right out of THE OMEN.

nitrogen
May 21, 2004

Oh, what's a 217°C difference between friends?
This was a USA UP all night movie I saw on TV in the 80s or maybe early 90's.

Kid had a hot girlfriend and a robot. girlfriend dies in some kind of accident.

The guy takes apart his robot and puts his robot parts into his dead girlfriend and she goes bonkers.

MachineryNoise
Jan 13, 2008

So I shout "Set your life on fire!"

nitrogen posted:

This was a USA UP all night movie I saw on TV in the 80s or maybe early 90's.

Kid had a hot girlfriend and a robot. girlfriend dies in some kind of accident.

The guy takes apart his robot and puts his robot parts into his dead girlfriend and she goes bonkers.

Deadly Friend

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nitrogen
May 21, 2004

Oh, what's a 217°C difference between friends?

Hah, that's it! Thanks.

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