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This is a kickstarter for a game that is either about saving Jesus from stick figures with swords or watching him be crucified I'm not certain which:Crucifixion Simulator 2014 posted:Ever wanted to be there when Jesus was crucified? Ever wanted to watch Every key moment in HD detail? Now is the time with my HD APP. Collect Gold Frankensence And Myrrh to use your God Powers against the Haters. Call for backup. Turn water into wine AND MORE! If You love my basic Video-Board..The finished game will be a NO 1 hit! Matthaeus has a new favorite as of 18:52 on Apr 18, 2014 |
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Shwqa posted:I think this is an atomic clock and stereo... Maybe? Still cost 6 grand. Is this a... rack mounted clock? 
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Apr 18, 2014 19:48
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https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/198369721/the-epic-video-game-project?ref=sidebar Let's give two people who have not yet made a successful game $250,000 to make 5 games. What could go wrong?
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Apr 18, 2014 20:37
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FallinInTheBlak posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/198369721/the-epic-video-game-project?ref=sidebar "We'll see you on the high scores" Ugh. 
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Apr 18, 2014 20:39
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FallinInTheBlak posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/198369721/the-epic-video-game-project?ref=sidebar Minimum pledge reward - $100.00 Good luck with that one guys.
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Apr 18, 2014 20:49
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FallinInTheBlak posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/198369721/the-epic-video-game-project?ref=sidebar quote:-Waking Uncle Vito (already in production) Completely unaware of trademark infringement, check. Terrible names, check. This looks like it could be a joke though. $100 for the game, $800 for cookies?
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Apr 18, 2014 20:54
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FallinInTheBlak posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/198369721/the-epic-video-game-project?ref=sidebar quote:If we reach our goal of 250,000 we will be making the following video games (all of which we came up with on the drive to LA!) and many, many more games that have our unique Minnesotan voice to them: If you don't want to play Waking Uncle Vito or Ripped Dude Mayhem, I don't know what to tell you.
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Apr 18, 2014 20:55
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Zaphod42 posted:This looks like it could be a joke though. $100 for the game, $800 for cookies? It can't be real, but I can't figure out where they're going with this. The YouTube channel is equally weird and I have trouble believing that is that guy's actual voice.
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Apr 18, 2014 20:56
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quote:Ok, well this is usually where Kickstarter projects talk about risks with the project but there really are none Sure those Ex-Girlfriends have lots of nice things to say about you
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Apr 18, 2014 21:07
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wa27 posted:Is this a... rack mounted clock?
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Apr 18, 2014 22:36
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Flipperwaldt posted:It's not for reading the time on, it's for syncing audio gear. Having it rack mountable makes a modicum of sense. Also if you look at photos of atomic clocks used by various national agencies etc. you'll find that they are rack mounted because it makes more sense than having precious hardware lying around.
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Apr 18, 2014 22:51
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steinrokkan posted:Also if you look at photos of atomic clocks used by various national agencies etc. you'll find that they are rack mounted because it makes more sense than having precious hardware lying around. "God dammit, Ted. That's the third time this week you left the caesium on the floor. Next time someone's going to trip on it!"
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Apr 18, 2014 23:22
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Jedit posted:I have no idea whether this is awful or brilliant. I leave it to your discretion. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeGRUAZdhCo Evil Dead: The Musical owns. It hits just about all the good beats from the movies (trees, pencil, everyone not-named Linda disappearing at the start of 2, hand) and the original showings reserved the first two or three rows as a splatter zone.
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FallinInTheBlak posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/198369721/the-epic-video-game-project?ref=sidebar Hitlers Gay Secret posted:"We'll see you on the high scores" Depressing Drawers posted:Minimum pledge reward - $100.00 This is so obviously a joke, you guys.
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Apr 19, 2014 20:27
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Gravy Train Robber posted:Come up with a game and name it, it might stick. Instead of saying "go fish" we say "Catch a Liberty". What will "black jack" be called? What's a jack? It does not sound American to me.  the transparency on the sword Did they color in the background because they don't know how to draw a border around the card that was cut in half?
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Gravy Train Robber posted:Come up with a game and name it, it might stick. Instead of saying "go fish" we say "Catch a Liberty". What will "black jack" be called? What's a jack? It does not sound American to me. quote:Who would of thunk? The French suits. America now has her own playing Can't wait to back this.  All of these pictures with the MS Paint text on them, and the back of the card image, are all stock images stolen from other sites too it looks like. Truly these are America's Cards. 
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Apr 20, 2014 01:41
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Zaphod42 posted:Completely unaware of trademark infringement, check. The thing that gets my goat the most is that they have the audacity to say "We'll sign it!" as if that adds any value. If this is a joke, it's not funny. It's just dumb as hell.
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Apr 20, 2014 02:34
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Gravy Train Robber posted:Come up with a game and name it, it might stick. Instead of saying "go fish" we say "Catch a Liberty". What will "black jack" be called? What's a jack? It does not sound American to me. The "Revolution" suit is the Don't Tread On Me snake  Sorry, the "Snake of Infinite Revolution"!
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Apr 20, 2014 05:09
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Gravy Train Robber posted:Come up with a game and name it, it might stick. Instead of saying "go fish" we say "Catch a Liberty". What will "black jack" be called? What's a jack? It does not sound American to me. This guy has 4598 friends on Facebook and no backers? There's supposed to be a strong correlation between facebook friends and kickstarter success. This kickstarter is so bad that it's ruining statistics.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:The "Revolution" suit is the Don't Tread On Me snake Is that what that's supposed to be? I was sitting here trying to figure out how the hell a triquetra knot represented America.
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Apr 20, 2014 05:50
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You'd think Captain America here would have a better command of the english language. Also, 'Officially' doesn't actually mean anything anymore, I guess? More and more it seems like an adjective that gets tossed in front of things for no reason.
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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:The "Revolution" suit is the Don't Tread On Me snake Wait, the Snake is Che Guevara?
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StuG Jeebus posted:Also, 'Officially' doesn't actually mean anything anymore, I guess? More and more it seems like an adjective that gets tossed in front of things for no reason. Yep, it's officially the new literally.
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Edward_Tohr posted:Yep, it's officially the new literally. How ironic.
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Meatwave posted:This guy has 4598 friends on Facebook and no backers? There's supposed to be a strong correlation between facebook friends and kickstarter success. No, it's a libertarian Kickstarter. None of his 4600 friends are backing him because they think he should bootstrap his own drat playing cards if he wants them so much.
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It's an Easter miracle! Another hot dog kickstarter for goons to rally behind. Sean is unemployed but he has a dream. A dream of building a hot dog cart (it's not built yet but he's supplied a photo of a similar cart to help you imagine what it will look like) and selling the best spicy hot dogs New Jersey has ever seen. If by 'best' we mean a dog with some Sriracha and jalapenos slapped on top of it. So come on goons, let's help this man who has no food industry experience and no clear business plan achieve the American dream.
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cyberia posted:It's an Easter miracle! Another hot dog kickstarter for goons to rally behind. At least his dogs don't look like someone shat in a bun after eating a bowl of vindaloo.
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Gravy Train Robber posted:Come up with a game and name it, it might stick. Instead of saying "go fish" we say "Catch a Liberty". What will "black jack" be called? What's a jack? It does not sound American to me. All these would be good for is bringing to poker night to piss everyone off.
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kirbysuperstar posted:someone shat in a bun after eating a bowl of vindaloo. Hey - don't knock it if ya ain't tried it.
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booshi posted:All these would be good for is bringing to poker night to piss everyone off.  Royal Flush? I'm sorry, I don't recognize that form of government. I believe you mean a Democratic Flush.
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My pair of dueces are sovereign citizens and do not recognize the authority of your full house.
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The gold fringe on these cards denote their allegiance to the admirality powers. They cannot block my Snake of Infinite Revolution and you take seventeen hundred and seventy-six damage. Go fish.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:The gold fringe on these cards denote their allegiance to the admirality powers. They cannot block my Snake of Infinite Revolution and you take seventeen hundred and seventy-six damage. Go fish. I think you mean "Catch a Liberty".
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HJE-Cobra posted:I think you mean "Catch a Liberty". Can you get a Ron Paul joker?
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Someone from the Skullgirls team just linked this: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ac-gamer#home Guy is ripping off their IndieGoGo except trying to make it about...I don't know what the gently caress he's trying to make it about because he ripped text entirely from their campaign.
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cyberia posted:It's an Easter miracle! Another hot dog kickstarter for goons to rally behind. He's way more organized than I gave him credit for.
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Zeether posted:Someone from the Skullgirls team just linked this: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/ac-gamer#home And it's dead.
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Isn't that a known scam on indie gogo? Take a legit kickstarter, copy it over and put it on flexible funding. The idea is to use a small scale project that looks like it will succeed on kickstarter and hope you make your money and split before the real project runner becomes aware of it. I've heard of it happening to comics or indie games people.
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Paladinus posted:And it's dead.
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