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ratbert90 posted:You Sheffer stroke the output of cat ${SOME_DOC} to grep and ejaculate all instances of ${SOME_WORD} onto the console
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Apr 20, 2014 21:00
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ratbert90 posted:I use that syntax, I was just using a example of pipe. Can you elaborate on these problems? I always use cat just because it fits my thought processes.
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Apr 20, 2014 22:23
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RFC2324 posted:Can you elaborate on these problems? I always use cat just because it fits my thought processes. There aren't any actual problems with this on modern systems, unless you count "uses another process for a few milliseconds".
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Apr 20, 2014 22:29
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RFC2324 posted:Can you elaborate on these problems? I always use cat just because it fits my thought processes. ratbert90 posted:cat ${SOME_DOC} |grep ${SOME_WORD} Guy Axlerod posted:
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Apr 20, 2014 22:36
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anthonypants posted:Just look at the examples? If we're going to go down this road, then we're going to have to go after everyone using awk with grep, or grep with ps on a system with pgrep, or sudo su... I'll get my pitchfork 
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Apr 21, 2014 02:14
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Mr. Fix It posted:If we're going to go down this road, then we're going to have to go after everyone using awk with grep, or grep with ps on a system with pgrep, or sudo su... I'll get my pitchfork I use ps aux |grep process |awk '{print $2}' 
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Apr 21, 2014 03:29
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ratbert90 posted:I use ps aux |grep process |awk '{print $2}' mysql -u root -p`grep dsn.root /usr/mysql-connection-strings | cut -d : -f 3 | xargs -d @ | cut -d " " -f 1`; For when you don't want to leave the user's password in bash history, but DO want to tell everyone exactly how to get the user's password. One of our junior techs came up with it. The fired one.
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Apr 21, 2014 03:44
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A ticket came in, from my home desktop power supply. The magic smoke has escaped.  Flipped breaker back on, turned off power supply hardware switch. Will do the needful in the morning.
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Apr 21, 2014 10:05
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EAT THE EGGS RICOLA posted:You Sheffer stroke the output of cat ${SOME_DOC} to grep and ejaculate all instances of ${SOME_WORD} onto the console Oh man don't make me trot out the extremely racist mnemonic for resistor color values.
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Apr 21, 2014 11:12
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It's monday... "My printer isn't printing" "is it plugged in and powered on?" "... awkward silence... oh. No. I'll go plug it in now."
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Apr 21, 2014 13:28
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It's me, I'm the guy with a 1GB corrupt PST. At least I know how to run scanpst I guess? 
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Apr 21, 2014 13:39
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Che Delilas posted:Oh man don't make me trot out the extremely racist mnemonic for resistor color values. Is it almost Bad Boys Ravish Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly?
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Apr 21, 2014 14:50
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sfwarlock posted:Is it almost Bad Boys Ravish Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly? 
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Apr 21, 2014 14:56
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anthonypants posted:That's the one I always think of. Thanks, dad I may never use that, but I doubt I will ever forget it 
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Apr 21, 2014 15:03
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So, they want me to open incident tickets for compromised machines by IP address (reported from AT&T). Our incident management tool is also our CMDB and the whole incident process can be automated. When I tell the person involved he seems unhappy with my suggestion of automation. Why the gently caress wouldn't we? I don't want to waste a couple of hours (lots of tickets) I could be reading forums for that poo poo.
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Apr 21, 2014 15:52
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sfwarlock posted:Is it almost Bad Boys Ravish Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly? That's a really tame one.
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Apr 21, 2014 16:17
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Mattavist posted:That's a really tame one. s/bad/black/g
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Apr 21, 2014 17:04
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Also, looking on Google, 'ravish' is much much worse in the original version. I know 'it was a different time' and all that, but I really struggle to get my head round how that poo poo was ever considered ok.
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Apr 21, 2014 17:07
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Really offensive mnemonics are memorable. I'll probably remember the resistor codes until the day I die. I'll struggle to recognize the faces of my family members but still be able to interpret an orange stripe on a resistor. How can I forget my taxonomy. King Philip Came Over For Gay Sex I remember my network topology with: Always poop sitting (on the) toilet. NEVER double poop! I'm not saying that any of this is appropriate in a workplace environment, so keep it in your head.
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Apr 21, 2014 17:31
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:I remember my network topology with:
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Apr 21, 2014 17:40
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That one is especially appropriate for the industry, too.
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Apr 21, 2014 17:52
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:I remember my network topology with: My CCNA teacher always said "A Priest Saw Ten Nun's Doing Pot" he was cool.
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Apr 21, 2014 17:55
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:How can I forget my taxonomy. I learned this in high school, except it was good spaghetti instead of gay sex. I'm not saying he didn't come over for both, mind, but that's just what we used.
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Apr 21, 2014 18:00
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My favorite was in Highshool Chemistry, we had a guy in our class whose initials were M.E. , so when we were learning about the prefixes for subatomic particles or whatever, the entire class turned out to use this mnemonic device: Matt E***** Promised Butt Pirates Heaping Helpings Of Nasty Douche
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Apr 21, 2014 18:19
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So basically you were a bunch of dicks to the kid.
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Apr 21, 2014 18:22
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Nerdrock posted:My favorite was in Highshool Chemistry, we had a guy in our class whose initials were M.E. , so when we were learning about the prefixes for subatomic particles or whatever, the entire class turned out to use this mnemonic device: My initials are M.E. 
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Apr 21, 2014 18:30
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nexxai posted:All People Say They Never Download Porn The one my IT teacher used when he thought I couldn't hear: Aged Prostitutes Seem To Need Deeper Penetration This was also the guy who you'd never ask a question during a practical session in case he leaned over you to use your keyboard, filling your noses full of cigarette and BO stink.
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Apr 21, 2014 18:31
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Starting with physical instead of application you can do things like: Please Do Not Tell Sales People Anything or Please Do Not Trust Sales People's Answers
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Apr 21, 2014 18:37
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A Pussy So Tight No Dick Penetrates.
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Universally, All People Seem To Need Data Processing. (With "User" as the notional 8th OSI layer...)
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sfwarlock posted:Universally, All People Seem To Need Data Processing. DrAlexanderTobacco posted:A Pussy So Tight No Dick Penetrates.
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spankmeister posted:s/bad/black/g Also s/avish/ape/g Also also according to an EE prof of mine the reason it was retired in industry was not PCness, but that no one could remember whether the bad boys in question were black or brown. Also^3 I had a ticket once cite the 9th OSI layer - that being, the user's boss. Also^4 I just had to put in a request to the helpdesk to change my password on an internal system. The email I get back: hi you're new pw is "Password123!" lmk if it doesnt work. thanks ryan.
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CitizenKain posted:If a coworker is nearby, I'll invent brand new words for the phonetic alphabet just to watch him twitch. I'll have to remember Djibouti. "P as in Pterodactyl and Pshrimp." -- Psmith. The NATO phonetic alphabet works very well (well, it'd have to, wouldn't it?). Learn it, love it, use it. Whenever I have to spell a thing, I just use the NATO words, and the other person figures it out immediately even if they don't have a military background. I like to refer to "@" as "capital 2", at least for my own mnemonics for remembering passwords.
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Bad Angus! Bad!
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Delivery McGee posted:"P as in Pterodactyl and Pshrimp." -- Psmith. Are Beady Cession Djinn Eye Fjord Gnat Hour ID Jalapeno Knight Llama Mnemonic Nay Oedipus Pneumatic Quran Ray Sea Teepee Uvula Vowel Write Xenon Yves Zibo
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sfwarlock posted:Is it almost Bad Boys Ravish Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly? Yeah, replace two words to be more racist and trigger-y and you've got the one I was taught. In college. Go to college, kids. Edit: Noticed your second post, that's correct (and horrible).
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Paladine_PSoT posted:Just go with silent letters, alternate letter spellings, homonyms, and words made up of two letter sounds. Quebec is already good enough. "Kebeck"
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scroogle nmaps posted:Quebec is already good enough. "Kebeck" Disclaimer: This was written for american accents. Most americans pronounce quebec "Kwebeck" because qu almost always has a kw sound to it. Quran distinctly ignores the w sound (though so does qi which sounds like key and would probably on second thought make a better Q word).
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I'm discovering the joys of dlink firmware circa 2004. When you go to change the date and time for this router, you select the year from a drop down menu that has every possible option hardcoded. All the way from 2002 up to 2012.
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