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duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

stoutfish posted:

is killzone mercenary the halo killer we have all been waiting for?

halo is the halo killer

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EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

are there any good non-sim car games on the pc

beamng if you want a nonsim nongame car sim car game

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

stoutfish posted:

is killzone mercenary the halo killer we have all been waiting for?

No vehicles but hey you get to play both sides and who cares about halo it got as much publicity for Nintendo fans complaining about a series with the same main character and basic objective multiple times in a row as it got through traditional means

Oae Ui
Oct 7, 2003

Let's be friends.
criterion/ghost is dead, black rock studios is dead, bizarre is dead, the next forza horizons game is going to be 80% microtransactions, non sim racing games are dead

Oae Ui
Oct 7, 2003

Let's be friends.
also nfs rivals is p bad so probably don't play that.

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
A large part of your playerbase are casual players so don't have a high tech rig. How demanding will WoD be for family PCs?

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

are there any good non-sim car games on the pc

nfs shift 2 is a pretty good game if you're looking for a "sim but not really a sim ala forza or gran turismo" style game

here's hoping grid autosport fixes all the poo poo wrong with grid 2 (everything)

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:

are there any good non-sim car games on the pc

you can get burnout on pc and its p good

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
figures that when my internet access returns my controller would fall and the shoulder button would break, rendering me unable to continue with dark souls 2

Space-Pope
Aug 13, 2003

by zen death robot
trackmania

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Adult Sword Owner posted:

you can get burnout on pc and its p good

yeah burnout paradise is fun as hell

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Space-Pope posted:

trackmania
i forgot this exists & also that i own it

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Space-Pope posted:

trackmania

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
loving lmao http://pastebin.com/DLpHA40C

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
cool it's fannyflaps

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Improbable Lobster posted:

figures that when my internet access returns my controller would fall and the shoulder button would break, rendering me unable to continue with dark souls 2

Just fix it you baby

stoutfish
Oct 8, 2012

by zen death robot
yiff is censored, justice is served

shame about the satan

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise
pls dont guy2guy shame

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
i saw a screenshot of a guy who named himself HHOOHOMHOO so it appeared as H**O**M**O
it also censors the names of a lot of the npcs

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

~ shameful ~





Soiled Meat

:rip: pissflaps

pretty impressive that they included a lot of common misspellings

thankfully, tasty dogballs is still kosher

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

banning "ip freely" is no fun

Famous TV Dad
Nov 1, 2011


they got youregay and yourgay but not urgay. seems like a pretty big oversight imo.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Liver Disaster posted:

Just fix it you baby

that's what i'm trying to do

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

holy poo poo i never knew much abhor this star citizen poo poo till i skimmed that thread just now

what is wrong with these people

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Mido posted:

holy poo poo i never knew much abhor this star citizen poo poo till i skimmed that thread just now

what is wrong with these people

goons

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

*lovely animations with a foreign guy rambling about poo poo that will never make it into the game because it's way too elaborate*

"hmm yess i see of course i'm very pleased that Chris decided to make the manifolds red instead if green"

*throws another $3000 into the hole*

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

do these people know the first thing about game development or even mmo game development

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

Mido posted:

do these people know the first thing about game development or even mmo game development
they're goons

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
kickstarting an mmo is the dumbest thing ive ever heard of

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

star citizen will never be anything it's promised to be

please

please don't invest in space futures

haven't people been shamed in that thread? how is that whole thread not a probation minefield of debate and regret and sufferring

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

guys i'm really upset

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

corn in the bible posted:

kickstarting an mmo is the dumbest thing ive ever heard of

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
star citizen will never come out and if it does it will be awful trash for idiots

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Mido posted:

star citizen will never be anything it's promised to be

please

please don't invest in space futures

haven't people been shamed in that thread? how is that whole thread not a probation minefield of debate and regret and sufferring

it was. there's been a bunch of threads about it and they all end in mass probations of the people who made fun of star citizen

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

corn in the bible posted:

it was. there's been a bunch of threads about it and they all end in mass probations of the people who made fun of star citizen

past tense??

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Mido posted:

past tense??

i don't know how many there are right now but yes there have been several star citizen threads

NyetscapeNavigator
Sep 22, 2003

Glad my 'Your Mom' DS2 character remains intact.

scamtank
Feb 24, 2011

my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL


when the stars align all the star citizen posts will rise from teh web and swirl into an occult portal of acute, impossible angles

in a shower of gibs and bitcoin, the battlecruiser 3000ad emerges to take its throne

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

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corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

scamtank posted:

when the stars align all the star citizen posts will rise from teh web and swirl into an occult portal of acute, impossible angles

in a shower of gibs and bitcoin, the battlecruiser 3000ad emerges to take its throne

people make fun of derek smart, but on the other hand, battlecruiser millenium is a thing you can buy

derek smart's games do actually exist

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