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Happy Friday.
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Hey guys. Guys. GUYS! I have a date tomorrow. Which car do I take and how do I make sure she doesn't damage the leather? 
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May 3, 2014 06:46
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West SAAB Story posted:Hey guys. Strap her to the roof. It's the only way to be sure.
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May 3, 2014 07:01
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Sinestro posted:Strap her to the roof. It's the only way to be sure. What do I do for the next few hours, though? 
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May 3, 2014 07:08
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OH GOD STOP HITTING HER WITH YOUR HEELS! JESUS! STOP TOUCHING HER! E: What do I do if I can't find a parking spot several Viggen fucked around with this message at 07:35 on May 3, 2014 |
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May 3, 2014 07:18
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Do you have any beaters? If she's still interested in you after showing up in a beater, hell if she gets into it, she might be worth getting to know.
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May 3, 2014 07:39
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mafoose posted:Do you have any beaters? He drives Saabs.
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May 3, 2014 07:40
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mafoose posted:Do you have any beaters? Motronic posted:He drives Saabs. Pretty much this. If she is willing to take a backseat to the cars, then what do I do?
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May 3, 2014 07:45
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You end up loving the car i suppose. I don't get the thread title, what's the joke? Also, off to the scrap yard in a bit, man leisure time.
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May 3, 2014 08:00
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Cakefool posted:I don't get the thread title, what's the joke? The Indy 500 is held in May in Indianapolis, Indiana.
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May 3, 2014 08:08
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Is Viggen going on a date with a Saab?
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May 3, 2014 08:22
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no its a real girl
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May 3, 2014 08:24
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a real doll?
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May 3, 2014 08:47
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no that was lars.
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May 3, 2014 08:48
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If Viggen can get a date, maybe there is hope for the rest of us.  My nom's wedding is today. I decided to bring someone from a forum that I'm on as a date. I've never met him before. This could get interesting.
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May 3, 2014 12:47
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For the rest of us*, there's always this : *myself, STR, and CSB excluded
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May 3, 2014 14:56
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Yo, gently caress your couch.
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May 3, 2014 15:14
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kastein posted:Yo, gently caress your couch. Now I know you're not Jeremy Clarkson, or you would have finished the phrase.
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May 3, 2014 15:38
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EVERYWHERE 
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Looking back on last night I think the 30-year old Chinese whiskey I finished Beerfest with was a very poor idea. Pretty sure it was made with 100% authentic smelter tailings.
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May 3, 2014 15:54
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goatse guy posted:If Viggen can get a date, maybe there is hope for the rest of us. You brushed it aside nonchalantly, but I'm on to you. I bet you're not even a goatse guy.
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May 3, 2014 16:21
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Bucephalus posted:You brushed it aside nonchalantly, but I'm on to you. I bet you're not even a goatse guy. Being the man that everyone calls out in every single thread for creeping on people I don't think your best course of action here is to start shouting "GOONETTE GOONETTE!!"
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May 3, 2014 16:44
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I'm fully aware aware she's a goonette. Take a chill pill and try to pick up on the not-so-suble satirical tone of the rest of my post, Bro.
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May 3, 2014 16:51
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Nerds. Oil changed. Summer tires back on. Time to spank some lovely Civics.
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May 3, 2014 18:14
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West SAAB Story posted:
have her keep the hooves off the seats?
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May 3, 2014 18:27
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Trying to decide how long I'm going to sit here at work surfing the internet for $21/hr
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May 3, 2014 19:08
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5-speed 2005 Scion xB added back into the garage. Bought it from the first owner for $4k, great service records but the exterior is kinda beat, no serious dings just tons of scratches everywhere. I forgot how much the wife really enjoyed that car, haven't had it 2 hours and she is already talking new paint, wheels & stereo.
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May 3, 2014 19:09
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Yay overtime! Milk it unless you have something more important to do. Also keep in mind that it is probably taxed at a higher percentage than your normal wage so there's that.
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May 3, 2014 19:11
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mafoose posted:Yay overtime! I actually understand how marginal tax rates work so I know this isn't actually true!
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May 3, 2014 19:12
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cursedshitbox posted:have her keep the hooves off the seats? thats not nice shes house trained and everything Bucephalus posted:You brushed it aside nonchalantly, but I'm on to you. I bet you're not even a goatse guy. why did you bold the first part? Don't take pictures of her house kthx. goatse guy posted:If Viggen can get a date, maybe there is hope for the rest of us. All you gotta do is sell, sell, sell!
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May 3, 2014 20:16
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West SAAB Story posted:why did you bold the first part? I was insinuating that you were her date for her mom's wedding. Christ you motherfuckers are dense. West SAAB Story posted:Don't take pictures of her house kthx. A) I don't, Google does B) 
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May 3, 2014 20:35
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Bucephalus posted:I was insinuating that you were her date for her mom's wedding. Christ you motherfuckers are dense. I never would have drawn that conclusion.. and I'm taking brain pills! Lemme tell you about SAAB.
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May 3, 2014 20:40
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West SAAB Story posted:I'm taking brain pills! I'm taking brain pills and attending regular psychotherapy sessions for my off-the-charts OCD, but it's much more fun for you guys to pretend I'm the same psychopath I was 6 months ago and keep playing out the lol creepy stalker bit. E: looks like someone's choosing sides in a cripple fight Dagen H fucked around with this message at 20:53 on May 3, 2014 |
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May 3, 2014 20:46
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Bucephalus posted:I'm taking brain pills and attending regular psychotherapy sessions for my off-the-charts OCD, but it's much more fun to pretend I'm the same psychopath I was 6 months ago and keep playing out the lol creepy stalker bit. You can stalk me anyday. 
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May 3, 2014 20:47
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Bucephalus posted:I'm taking brain pills and attending regular psychotherapy sessions for my off-the-charts OCD, but it's much more fun to pretend I'm the same psychopath I was 6 months ago and keep playing out the lol creepy stalker bit. Its one thing to be a silly creepy fucker, but another thing to make it real (ask me how I know). Cheap shots are cheap shots. Welcome to the internet. Godspeed, bro.  Sweet - an almost kind red title. I guess.
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May 3, 2014 20:49
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What are OCD charts like, anyway Like do the doctors show the patients the charts and then get a fusilade of abuse about how the axes are wrong and the precision is all off
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May 3, 2014 20:50
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Doc seriously I get that this data is very concerning, but don't you think it would be conveyed better if the bars were different colors and maybe had some shading?
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May 3, 2014 20:53
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i find it reprehensible that this pie charts' shaded areas are not representative of the numbers they claim
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May 3, 2014 20:54
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They should be in order from tallest to shortest, but then they're not in proper ROYGBIV sequence. poo poo.
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May 3, 2014 20:55
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They put you in a room of cabinets. with hexagonal knobs. but half the knobs are turned 10* clockwise. and the other half are turned 11.5* counter clockwise.
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May 3, 2014 20:55
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excuse me sir but that drawer is not properly aligned and you have 51 tongue depressers that is an odd amount (sniggers to self)
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May 3, 2014 20:56
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