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GorfZaplen posted:Mandrake the Magician He has a twin brother.
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Mister Kingdom posted:Zits He's not wearing gloves either. (Might be a colorist error, but as Mister Kingdom pointed out, no mask, so...) Humanoid Female posted:That's the way I've always thought it worked. When I moved to the USA the main reason I couldn't figure out the difference is that it's pretty much impossible to earn any significant amount of interest on any type of bank account here - if you have more than $10,000 to dump in a long-term savings account you might even be able to earn 0.1% on it. Stupid economy. At the same time I was getting 6.75% on my savings account back home in New Zealand and under those circumstances it's worthwhile to have a separate savings account. Here, not so much. It's worth it for me to have a separate savings account because it's just enough of a pain in the rear end to take money out that I can generally keep my filthy mitts off of it and actually save a little money. This, though: Hel posted:IIRC here in Sweden we legislated that you should be able to take out your money without the banks taking a fee, which means no monthly cost for accounts and no cost for ATM and other withdrawals, paying bills is also free, but internet shopping and ATM cards have yearly costs(~20€/yr each). Of course if you're a student or below 21 years old they'll probably waive most/all fees. AFAIK the only difference between savings and non-savings accounts is the interest. Also no one uses paper checks at all. It's almost as though you guys value people more than banks. Luann Not buying it. If there's one thing Luann does not do, it's take things in stride. Apartment 3-G Pros & Cons Sally Forth The Amazing Spider-Man
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Humanoid Female posted:That's the way I've always thought it worked. When I moved to the USA the main reason I couldn't figure out the difference is that it's pretty much impossible to earn any significant amount of interest on any type of bank account here - if you have more than $10,000 to dump in a long-term savings account you might even be able to earn 0.1% on it. Stupid economy. At the same time I was getting 6.75% on my savings account back home in New Zealand and under those circumstances it's worthwhile to have a separate savings account. Here, not so much. F Minus Mary Worth In case that last strip didn't drive home this point, they think Tommy can work here. Rex Morgan MD This might get good.
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Julet Esqu posted:Luann Ahaha, these comics always break my tables so at first I thought the dad was fleeing in silent terror for some reason.
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# ? May 3, 2014 23:01 |
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I still can't get over Wilbur's combover. It's as bad as Homer Simpson's!
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Forktoss posted:He's over for dinner at Mary Worth's house. Beige blobs for everyone! Beige Blobs: Shugojin posted:Except Wilbur. Wilbur is too good for beige blobs. Maybe Wilbur can have an Orange Triangle: Forktoss posted:He gets a white rectangle. Oh, ok. White Rectangle: Also, mustn't forget the ubiquitous Brown Lumps:
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Julet Esqu posted:Luann Luann's mom probably just assumes they had sex behind the bushes.
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Julet Esqu posted:
In the next episode, Jameson becomes Spiderman's butler as a way of saying thanks for saving his life. But Jameson's constant help turns out to be too much for Spiderman, and he comes up with a zany scheme to get Jameson to save his life so the debt will be called off.
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TofuDiva posted:Beige Blobs: Placenta salad, my favorite!
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Aleph Null posted:He has a twin brother.
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Hamiltonian Bicycle posted:
I want to believe that it is an honest to goodness glory hole joke and not an unfunny joke about Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid's Hole-in-the-Wall Gang. edit - got fooled by a photoshop bartok fucked around with this message at 23:41 on May 3, 2014 |
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Hamiltonian Bicycle posted:Ziggy You has not even begun to explore the depths of bad taste. Nice work, by the way.
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Midnight Moth posted:Luann's mom probably just assumes they had sex behind the bushes. Luann's dad is clearly hoping for a re-enactment.
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GorfZaplen posted:
Hey, didn't Emmy Lou do this same joke a while back, but she dressed up her mom differently? Weird.
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# ? May 4, 2014 01:23 |
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Six Chix Zippy the Pinhead Nancy Arlo and Janis Wee Pals Andertoons Lost Side of Suburbia Zachary Nixon Johnson That's how it appeared on gocomics. Dick Tracy Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz Because it distracts him from his lovely life, you dick.
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Oh man anyone read the comments on GoComics for Gilchrist's Nancy? I've been scoping them out over the last few Phil strips. quote:Thanks to all who opened up and made comments yesterday. quote:Guy has really taken a step outside the normal action of a strip like NANCY, hasn’t he? The return of :Phil has opened a new direction – one that has been sadly missing from most strips in the last 20 years are so. NANCY’s strip began as a light-hearted look at a cute young lady whose name named FRITZI RITZ. Phil was the main boyfriend even back then. After Fritzi adopted (?) her sister’s daughter, the child took over the strip and it’s title and was played for laughs. Now Guy is moving into unknown territory that is usually ignored in comic strips. It’s great that he has the courage to look at a problem that has been around for many centuries, maybe even from Adam and Eve with their own kids. Parenting is one of the most important jobs in the world, but to many people don’t have much of an idea how to instill self-worth in the kids they have brought into this world. I think I’ll stop now before I get accused of preaching to much. quote:When Newt Gingrich once said USA needs more orphanages as safe havens for children in need, Shrillery Clinton reacted that orphanages are horrible places like in Oliver Twist (a fictional work by Charles Dickens). Gingrich then said he meant places like Boys Town, Shrillery said Boys Town is “just a movie.” OMG is she ever ignorant on the subject especially considering that where she grew up in Park Ridge, IL, Chicago’s Angel Guardian orphange was not too far from her home & I’m sure she never visited there! Sheeeeesh! (Sorry about getting political.)
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I think Phil might have turned out better if he had watched Girl's Town, instead.
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Wanamingo posted:
He's the one guy with a testable alibi.
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Wanamingo posted:Nancy That's why we've been subjected to this? Yeesh, I should have known. Juliet Jones Phantom Classic Radio Patrol Rip Kirby Big Ben Bolt
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Wanamingo posted:Nancy Oh god, this is the worst one yet! It's like he was trying to fool you into thinking he was actually going somewhere!
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz Oh, and the unemployed guy with piles of bills wouldn't have a motive to bump off his wealthy relative? Inspector Danger is the worst.
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Command Ant posted:Oh god, this is the worst one yet! It's like he was trying to fool you into thinking he was actually going somewhere! I thought there was going to be a story for sure. "I was on a bad track and that movie changed my life" doesn't qualify!
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Apparently Inspector Danger is Detective of the Rich. Every one of his cases seems to involve a wealthy man getting murdered by heirs who just happened to have been scheduled to visit them the day of the murder. Never a gang hit, never a mugging gone wrong, never a jealous rage, never a bizarre accidental death that looks like a weird murder at first.
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Wanamingo posted:Nancy Guaranteed to be the only piece of pop culture you'll find this year that began with Tom Petty and ended at Mickey Rooney. That is one honey of a reroute. The Boys Town film, as well-regarded as it is, is also a monument of emotional manipulation in the old Hollywood style, which makes this sequence Guy Gilchrist's version of game recognizing game.
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We're nearing the end!
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Wanamingo posted:Nancy Get hosed, Gilchrist. Seriously. What kind of storytelling is this? "I led a bad life when I was younger. Let me tell you all about it. I saw Boy's Town once. R.I.P. Mickey Rooney and Spencer Tracy" What a loving hack.
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F Minus Mary Worth Rex Morgan MD
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EasyEW posted:Guaranteed to be the only piece of pop culture you'll find this year that began with Tom Petty and ended at Mickey Rooney. That is one honey of a reroute. At least the old Hollywood style had basically perfected how to construct a competent narrative, though.
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Wanamingo posted:Lost Side of Suburbia It got shadowed by Gilchrist's bullshit, so I just wanna quote and say
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Gil How coincidentally apropos. Retail Yeah, Marla has her store completely staffed with rear end-kissing yes-men who only stroke her ego and never question her awful management. It's a pretty sweet gig. As a bonus, they can even talk her into committing crimes and saddling the company with huge liabilities! Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog This is actually the best Bleeker strip in months. Dustin Yeah... I guess? On the Fastrack Just how much personal data is stored on a credit card! Heaven's Love Thrift Shop Wow, I'd take that offer. The thrift shop here only gives you a $5 off a $25 purchase coupon in exchange for a bag of clothes.
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Dr. Video Games 0081 posted:At least the old Hollywood style had basically perfected how to construct a competent narrative, though. Yeah really, these little moments of glurge have to be earned to not be gratuitous. You can't just make an entire feature out of them. Peanuts (May 7, 1967) Funky Winkerbean: And speaking of "special" moments that sure as Hell haven't been earned... So all that work was a complete waste of time because she's going to give up on her big dream just like everybody else in the town where joy goes to die! And the memory of her father, John Darling, will die with her! From the dust we come, and to the dust we go, tossed to the four corners. Blow, wind, blow. Hooray for uplifting family entertainment! Classic Popeye Sunday doesn't pretend to be anything other than what it is. And today, it is a story about working the loopholes in a handshake agreement. (c. 1942) Pogo: And speaking of working the loopholes... (April 16, 1972, click for XL) First-Gen Blondie (c. 1942) It's a little late to check, but this may be the last one of the old Blondies I have. If that turns out to be the case, you'll get another treat in this spot next week. Out Our Way (November 26-27, 1924)
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Midnight Moth posted:
I now have infinity shirts
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# ? May 4, 2014 07:41 |
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Mandrake the Magician (1942-01-18)
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I'm pretty sure that's the joke the comic was going for.
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The answer posted:
Slylock Fox All I can think about is that raccoon, what poor soul had to die for Slylock's hot dog, how short that tree is, and the crab not being confronted for stealing while Shady Shrew gets a visit from the cops whenever he takes someone's apple. Moose and Molly The second happiest day of a boat owner is when he buys the boat, and the happiest day is when he sells it.
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It's because the ice didn't melt, oh my god max thats so remedial youre embarrassing yourself there Neat bull thing that Trinity drew, though.
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Wanamingo posted:It's because the ice didn't melt, oh my god max thats so remedial youre embarrassing yourself there
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Dr. Video Games 0081 posted:I now have infinity shirts Also... what tarp?
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EasyEW posted:First-Gen Blondie (c. 1942) I just want to say that I really love classic Blondie, and thanks for posting them. That said, I hope that's not the last of them.
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