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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

You Are A Elf posted:

Get hosed, Gilchrist. Seriously.

What kind of storytelling is this? "I led a bad life when I was younger. Let me tell you all about it. I saw Boy's Town once. :angel: R.I.P. Mickey Rooney and Spencer Tracy:angel:"

What a loving hack.
To me, sincerely, I think there's definitely some subtext in the first few strips re: his stepdad molesting him. :roboluv:

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My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Wanamingo posted:

Because it distracts him from his lovely life, you dick.
He couldn't possibly be trying to find work as a travel agent.

He's going to have a job, he can score all the drugs he wants from the cooks, everybody wins!

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica
Good lord I'm late with these

Fingerpori, 30 April

- Tomorrow's a flag day
- Ye-- Yes
- All the flags in this city must be in poles by eight in the morning!
- I'll make it so!
In Salo:
- Somebody has sent us hundreds of flags


I suppose in English you'd say "a flag is raised" rather than "a flag is in a pole", but you get the idea. "A pole" is salko, "in a pole" is salossa. Salo is a Finnish town and municipality, and in Salo is Salossa.

1 May


3 May


I guess those two work in English. More or less.

Meanwhile in Fok_It, 30 April


1 May


2 May


I was busy, I blame May Day and Dark Souls 2

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

tiistai posted:

I suppose in English you'd say "a flag is raised" rather than "a flag is in a pole", but you get the idea. "A pole" is salko, "in a pole" is salossa. Salo is a Finnish town and municipality, and in Salo is Salossa.
"Every pole must get a flag" and change it to Warsaw?

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

tiistai posted:

Fingerpori, 30 April

- Tomorrow's a flag day
- Ye-- Yes
- All the flags in this city must be in poles by eight in the morning!
- I'll make it so!
In Salo:
- Somebody has sent us hundreds of flags


This could have taken a gruesome turn.

tiistai
Nov 1, 2012

Solo Melodica

My Lovely Horse posted:

"Every pole must get a flag" and change it to Warsaw?

Thank you. The Pole thing did cross my mind but I couldn't turn it into a joke.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Magic Hate Ball posted:

This could have taken a gruesome turn.
You could show a view of a mess hall with a group of Poles eating the flags. Probably complaining about Finnish cuisine or something too. I don't know.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Non Sequitur



What?

The guy is Sweeney Todd-ing his customers. Whether it's on purpose or because he's such a lovely barber that it happened accidentally is up to you.

Drimble Wedge
Mar 10, 2008

Self-contained

Scary Gary





Edit: This summer, the British Library is filling its gallery with the biggest exhibition of British comics ever seen in this country. The curator of the show considers the peculiar resistance of the literary establishment to the blending of prose and pictures

British Library link: Comics Unmasked: Art and Anarchy in the UK (open until 19 August 2014)

Cool! I'm going to be in London later this month :neckbeard:

Drimble Wedge fucked around with this message at 11:36 on May 4, 2014

Der Kyhe
Jun 25, 2008

Poil posted:

You could show a view of a mess hall with a group of Poles eating the flags. Probably complaining about Finnish cuisine or something too. I don't know.

I think he was referencing to the Mussolini-lead turbo-fascistic Salo Republic, and/or the movie which goes by the name Salò. (NMS, Do not Google with Image Search.)

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert


Foxtrot

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Magic Hate Ball posted:

This could have taken a gruesome turn.

Before I focused on the last panel I thought it'd be a morgue filling up with impaled Poles. :v:

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Aww yeah, I'm going to be in London around the last weekend of May, and I'm staying right around the corner from the British Library. This is gettin' done.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

EasyEW posted:

\First-Gen Blondie (c. 1942)



And for anyone else who had flashbacks to Fallout 3:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9D6GNzpmkM

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Byzantine posted:

It got shadowed by Gilchrist's bullshit, so I just wanna quote and say :drat:

Yeah, that is a drat fine Murderbeast/warface. Everything about that panel is gold. Lost Side if Suburbia is a treasure.

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!
I've been gone for awhile, but want to start posting again - I love old comics.

Is this the origin of Mary Worth?

wikipedia posted:

Most reference sources[1] state it was a continuation of the Depression-era strip Apple Mary, created by Martha Orr in 1932, centering on an old woman who sold apples on the street and offered humble common sense. King Features denies that Mary Worth was a continuation of the earlier strip, ignoring published comics from the late thirties and forties titled "Apple Mary: Mary Worth's Family" (before the subtitle completely replaced "Apple Mary") [2] and disregarding Saunders' own detailed account in his interviews (1971) and autobiography (1983-86) of how he was given Apple Mary in 1939 and developed it into Mary Worth with stories he thought women would enjoy more. However, King Features owns Mary Worth, and may have to give compensation to the creators/owners of Apple Mary should it be proven that Mary Worth is derived from it.

So, Apple Mary:Prometheus::Mary Worth:Alien

Apple Mary - 12/1/34


12/3/24


12/4/34


Also, old Fritzi Ritz
6/4/27


6/6/28


9/1/28


I think there is interest in these. No? Banana Oil!

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?


Heavenly Nostrils is 5/3, sorry.

9 Chickweed Lane 5/4/2003



:stare:

Zits



teenagers_sleep_a_lot.jpg

Kevin & Kell



:stare:

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

Slammy posted:

I've been gone for awhile, but want to start posting again - I love old comics.

Is this the origin of Mary Worth?


So, Apple Mary:Prometheus::Mary Worth:Alien

Apple Mary - 12/1/34


12/3/24


12/4/34


Also, old Fritzi Ritz
6/4/27


6/6/28


9/1/28


I think there is interest in these. No? Banana Oil!

Ahh, that's better. Yes. Post these instead of Gilchrist's loving bullshit.

Cul-de-sac


And Speaking of bullshit:
Candorville and Broom Hilda

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Without Gilchrist we cannot stand. Where else will we learn of the passing of guys we thought were dead already?

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




EasyEW posted:

First-Gen Blondie (c. 1942)



It's a little late to check, but this may be the last one of the old Blondies I have. If that turns out to be the case, you'll get another treat in this spot next week.

To think, of all the songs Chic could have picked here, he happens to pick the one that would skip a generation and be relevant to us here today. Crazy, I call it.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Also,



John G took my ball.

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice
Yeah, Apple Mary and Fritzi Ritz are more than welcome.

Still waiting for the next volume of Bloom County to arrive, so today it's just
Ripley's Believe It Or Not

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Command Ant posted:

Oh god, this is the worst one yet! It's like he was trying to fool you into thinking he was actually going somewhere!



We have such a dazzling array of gently caress you gifs here on the Something Awful forums.

This one shmorky made is probably my favorite though:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man

Let me guess - the armour is too dangerous, so he'll start raging against Iron Man now

¡Plop!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Oh, sooo It's....Star wars day? This is a thing?

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Johnny Aztec posted:

Oh, sooo It's....Star wars day? This is a thing?

If we work together we can abort star wars day. Please let's come together on this.

Shugojin posted:

We have such a dazzling array of gently caress you gifs here on the Something Awful forums.

This one shmorky made is probably my favorite though:



They're all terrible.
Momma

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Johnny Aztec posted:

Oh, sooo It's....Star wars day? This is a thing?

It's because it's may the fourth, apparently.

I only know that because of the Steam sale.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Cricken_Nigfops posted:

Candorville and Broom Hilda

Ugh, I'm not sure how but I'm finding this poo poo worst than Gilchrist. The dude is just so clearly an author insert and also super wildly unlikeable and lame as a character without seemingly any self-awareness or many signs we're supposed to laugh AT the character.
It almost feels lamer and lazier than Gilchrist's Boys Town bit because this is a cable service review, not a comic strip, it's not even like he's using the real life experience to crack a joke, the strip is just suddenly there for his awkward venting.
Drabble is like a cool refreshing break after Candorville, yikes. There are plenty of bad strips but this has to be the most whiny bad strip (which makes it the worst to me). So he's basically Nina Paley but never ever funny.

Punkin Spunkin fucked around with this message at 19:10 on May 4, 2014

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Darthemed posted:

Ripley's Believe It Or Not

Holy poo poo. The first documented appearance of Amusing Duck.

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Johnny Aztec posted:

Oh, sooo It's....Star wars day? This is a thing?

It's really dumb. Even for star wars fans.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Johnny Aztec posted:

Oh, sooo It's....Star wars day? This is a thing?

May the 4th be with :suicide:

E: all over my Facebook.

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

Pvt.Scott posted:

May the 4th be with :suicide:

E: all over my Facebook.

It'll be over tomorrow.

On the other hand, tomorrow everybody on FB will be trivializing Cinco de Mayo.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
To be fair, Cinco de Mayo is pretty much just an American holiday.

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon
/\/\/\/\/\/\
True enough. I'm just glum about it because I grew up around folks who really celebrated it, and it wasn't just "Beer Day."


Er, content:

Noodles April 16, 2006

A freeter is someone who is unemployed or underemployed. At the time she drew this, I think it still had the connotation of someone who chose not to be a salaryman, as opposed to someone who was trying but couldn't find employment.

ETA: Wikipedia tells me it can also mean someone who is self-employed/does freelance work.

Noodles April 23, 2006

My son's backpack was like that.

Noodles April 30, 2006

YYAADA!!


Edit x3 to fix stupid bbcode parentheses

TofuDiva fucked around with this message at 20:24 on May 4, 2014

catlord
Mar 22, 2009

What's on your mind, Axa?
Fritzi Ritz and Apple Mary should definitely be posted. Fritzi Ritz especially, because Nancy was good even before Nancy.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Heathcliff


The Phantom


Pickles


Sunday Rip Haywire


Classic Prince Valiant

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

The Little King

TofuDiva
Aug 22, 2010

Playin' Possum





Muldoon

GorfZaplen posted:

Classic Prince Valiant



Man. When I was a kid I used to pore over Prince Valiant in the paper on Sundays, just amazed at it. The art and storytelling got me even then. Now I remember why.

I am so glad you're posting these!

Kammat
Feb 9, 2008
Odd Person
Modesty Blaise





Jesus Gordon, do you ever stop bitching?

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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

TofuDiva posted:

/\/\/\/\/\/\
True enough. I'm just glum about it because I grew up around folks who really celebrated it, and it wasn't just "Beer Day."

What's to even celebrate, though? It commemorates a minor victory for Puebla, in a war that they ultimately lost, against forces lead by the eminently terrible Napoleon III.

GorfZaplen posted:

The Phantom


Now hold on there, an explosion big enough to hit them like that would have ruptured all their internal organs. Something tells me this Phantom mythos might not be entirely accurate. :crossarms:

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