How dumb was pushing back the draft? This poll is closed. |
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Really dumb | 58 | 11.09% | |
95 | 18.16% | ||
121 | 23.14% | ||
Too much mustard | 249 | 47.61% | |
Total: | 523 votes |
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It's pretty great that the 49ers didn't group rape somebody and it was just a crazy girl being crazy.
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# ? May 6, 2014 21:32 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 01:40 |
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On the other hand they signed Perrish Cox
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# ? May 6, 2014 21:34 |
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The Puppy Bowl posted:It's pretty great that the 49ers didn't group rape somebody and it was just a crazy girl being crazy. Now if only TMZ would stop referring to them as the "Colin Kaepernick 911 calls."
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# ? May 6, 2014 21:44 |
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Coldforge posted:So the police finally released the 911 calls regarding the Kaepernick/Lockette/Patton incident. Man, I've been to that party in high school.
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# ? May 6, 2014 21:49 |
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Bad Moon posted:
I haven't
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# ? May 6, 2014 21:50 |
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Bad Moon posted:
You missed the best part. quote:“She said her name was Jesus"
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# ? May 6, 2014 21:50 |
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Coldforge posted:You missed the best part. That was college
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# ? May 6, 2014 21:53 |
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Coldforge posted:You missed the best part. She's saying her name is Jesus, so are we assuming she was delusional and thinks she's Jesus... or is "she" a young cuban man named Jesus?
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# ? May 6, 2014 21:54 |
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Chilichimp posted:She's saying her name is Jesus, so are we assuming she was delusional and thinks she's Jesus... or is "she" a young cuban man named Jesus? The next TMZ headline, no doubt.
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# ? May 6, 2014 21:56 |
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The craziest part of this story is someone being attracted to Colin "Tiny Face" Kaepernick .
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# ? May 6, 2014 22:06 |
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Chichevache posted:The craziest part of this story is someone being attracted to Colin "Tiny Face" Kaepernick . You're just jealous because your qb couldn't hold onto a woman, while Colin is turning them away.
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# ? May 6, 2014 22:37 |
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I do associate Colin Kaepernick with turnovers, yes.
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# ? May 6, 2014 22:38 |
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Flikken posted:You're just jealous because your qb couldn't hold onto a woman, while Colin is turning them away. Quote is not edit. Edit:
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# ? May 6, 2014 22:38 |
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Quest For Glory II posted:I do associate Colin Kaepernick with turnovers, yes.
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# ? May 6, 2014 23:15 |
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Flikken posted:You're just jealous because your qb couldn't hold onto a woman, while Colin is turning them away. I'm pretty sure Wilson wanted to get a quick divorce in before he gets paid the big bucks.
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# ? May 7, 2014 00:24 |
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Draft caps are hideous.
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# ? May 7, 2014 00:53 |
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Quest For Glory II posted:I do associate Colin Kaepernick with turnovers, yes. Boom
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# ? May 7, 2014 01:19 |
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davecrazy posted:Draft caps are hideous. That's just the kind of hideous rig I'd expect Kaepernick to be sportin' while he peruses a hotel full of prostrate, naked women. He just wants one that doesn't think she's a deity, is that TOO MUCH TO ASK, FLORIDA?!?!?!
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# ? May 7, 2014 01:21 |
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Oh hey guys that's a pretty cool hat.
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# ? May 7, 2014 01:26 |
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i will talk about literally anything else to distract from a chilichimp post
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# ? May 7, 2014 01:28 |
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The Dave posted:Oh hey guys that's a pretty cool hat. Looks good with my 3d glasses I swiped from the local cinema.
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# ? May 7, 2014 01:44 |
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Chichevache posted:The craziest part of this story is someone being attracted to Colin "Tiny Face" Kaepernick . I know multiple women who think Joakim Noah is good looking, so I dunno.
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# ? May 7, 2014 01:51 |
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Quest For Glory II posted:I do associate Colin Kaepernick with turnovers, yes. I mean I see what you're doing and good joke and all but just fyi he had 12 turnovers last season, which puts him behind only Matt Ryan, Andrew Luck, Alex Smith, Nick Foles, and Tony Romo, if you want to talk about guys that actually started 12+ games. So yeah...
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# ? May 7, 2014 01:56 |
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Alouicious posted:i will talk about literally anything else to distract from a chilichimp post Did you just change your av to be The Camnewthian or did I just never notice?
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# ? May 7, 2014 01:57 |
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I just don't understand how a player agrees to these things. quote:Panthers S Charles Godfrey had his contract reworked, per source: base salary goes from $5M to $750k. He can earn $1.7M back in per game ...
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# ? May 7, 2014 01:58 |
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KettleWL posted:I mean I see what you're doing and good joke and all but just fyi he had 12 turnovers last season, which puts him behind only Matt Ryan, Andrew Luck, Alex Smith, Nick Foles, and Tony Romo, if you want to talk about guys that actually started 12+ games. So yeah... Shut up
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# ? May 7, 2014 01:58 |
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KettleWL posted:I mean I see what you're doing and good joke and all but just fyi he had 12 turnovers last season, which puts him behind only Matt Ryan, Andrew Luck, Alex Smith, Nick Foles, and Tony Romo, if you want to talk about guys that actually started 12+ games. So yeah... This was pretty much my reaction. Then I remembered the last quarter of the NFCCG. I mean seriously, man...
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# ? May 7, 2014 02:02 |
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FizFashizzle posted:I just don't understand how a player agrees to these things. Isn't it usually a "take this deal or we are cutting you" kind of deal?
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# ? May 7, 2014 02:02 |
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DangerKat posted:Isn't it usually a "take this deal or we are cutting you" kind of deal? I'm pretty sure Godfrey doesn't suck that much and they lost 2 guys in their secondary already this year. Granted that's not why their defense is good.
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# ? May 7, 2014 02:05 |
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DangerKat posted:Isn't it usually a "take this deal or we are cutting you" kind of deal? This was one of those crazy old Hurney contracts and I'm pretty sure most of that money was guaranteed.
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# ? May 7, 2014 02:06 |
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DupaDupa posted:Did you just change your av to be The Camnewthian or did I just never notice? wHat ǝɹɐ you talking abOUT
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# ? May 7, 2014 02:06 |
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FizFashizzle posted:I just don't understand how a player agrees to these things. That's not a haircut. That's a decapitation. Love the last little blurb about this being a sensible deal. That writer was temporarily possessed by Darren Rovell.
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# ? May 7, 2014 02:07 |
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FizFashizzle posted:I just don't understand how a player agrees to these things. Gettleman has to have blackmail on all of these players. This is nuts.
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# ? May 7, 2014 02:09 |
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Motherfucker was willing to cut Steve Smith. Imagine the things he'd be willing to do to a player that's not a fan favorite. Bench him, torpedo his value and cut him? Who knows what he threatened. Anyway, Jonathan Stewart next, pls.
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# ? May 7, 2014 02:14 |
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zimbomonkey posted:Motherfucker was willing to cut Steve Smith. Imagine the things he'd be willing to do to a player that's not a fan favorite. Bench him, torpedo his value and cut him? Who knows what he threatened. I'm not sure it's possible to touch Stewarts contract. Maybe if you snuck an audio device under his pillow and talked to him all night as God or something.
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# ? May 7, 2014 02:17 |
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Toymachine posted:I'm pretty sure Wilson wanted to get a quick divorce in before he gets paid the big bucks. "Intangibles"
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# ? May 7, 2014 02:19 |
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Quest For Glory II posted:I do associate Colin Kaepernick with turnovers, yes. Niiiiiiice
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# ? May 7, 2014 02:25 |
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Kettle you defend Kaep more than a 49ers fan my word
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# ? May 7, 2014 02:30 |
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I have a really bad feeling that this is going to be Antonio Gates' last season.
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# ? May 7, 2014 02:30 |
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# ? Jun 8, 2024 01:40 |
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Fuckin finally
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# ? May 7, 2014 02:31 |