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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz Wow, I can't believe I actually got this one right.
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Humanoid Female posted:You can't even tell that thing is an unusually short walking stick instead of one of those umbrellas that folds up small. Well, even that is actually sort of a clue. He lives alone, so having two umbrellas would be kind of weird. I thought that was it was until I read the answer.
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RevKrule posted:And my point is proven! That smarmy rear end in a top hat overheard them talking and now is going to go home and setup his snipebot to gently caress this bitch over. Why? Because he's sick of hearing her talk about how she keeps getting free comics because she knows someone in the military. No, what's going to happen is, the reason nobody's made a bid after he did is that guy recognized her on ebay, because she used the screenname "wallysmom" or something, and told all his nerd buddies who were bidding on the comic her story, so they let her have it. And Batiuk thinks this is poignant and moving, because he didn't stop to think about how condescending it would be to show Mrs. Funky only being able to succeed in her quest because of male comic fans watching out for her.
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GorfZaplen posted:Emmy Lou Winnie the Pooh
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Mercury Hat posted:Is it just this comic or were the 70s really such a black hole of fashion? There isn't one outfit Emmy Lou has on that I don't recoil from. I wouldn't call it a black hole, just different. I get the impression that they're following hippy/flower children type fashions. But yes, there was some weird clothes action going down back then. Here's Ellen Degeneres:
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Blhue posted:Well, even that is actually sort of a clue. He lives alone, so having two umbrellas would be kind of weird. I thought that was it was until I read the answer. I have multiple umbrellas because I'm forgetful and will have to take one to work with me to get the one I left behind while it was dry, please don't convict me for a murder because you're just that much more perfect than me
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Wanamingo posted:Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz I thought it was because the dude is named "Lefty," so you assume he's left-handed, but the coffee mug and toothbrush are all oriented for a right-hander. Short came works, though.
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Modesty Blaise The way he throws, you could probably get Willie drunk as a skunk, but he'd still kick your rear end at cornhole
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Luann Apartment 3-G Pros & Cons Sally Forth The Amazing Spider-Man
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Julet Esqu posted:The Amazing Spider-Man Oh please, oh please... if I can have one wish, I wish that JJJ shakes his hand but accidentally pushes the webshooter button, leading to him webbing himself up and reigniting his hatred of Spider-Man.
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ZeeToo posted:Oh please, oh please... if I can have one wish, I wish that JJJ shakes his hand but accidentally pushes the webshooter button, leading to him webbing himself up and reigniting his hatred of Spider-Man. That would be amazing. Juliet Jones Phantom Classic Radio Patrol Rip Kirby Big Ben Bolt
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:I wouldn't call it a black hole, just different. I get the impression that they're following hippy/flower children type fashions. But yes, there was some weird clothes action going down back then. Here's Ellen Degeneres: Her jacket is an AWFUL shade of red, I agree.
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The weird thing about the seventies is that no one seemed to have any muscle tone. Scary Gary And here's a glimpse at Hope & Death just because I like the way Death is drawn (even if the rest of it is shite), and it's the middle of the night here and people maybe want something to read: quote:Co-workers Ryan Metlen and Dudley Mallinson were working at their jobs as project managers for a landscape company when they came up with an idea for a comic strip: an orphaned little girl goes to live with her grandfather in a retirement home -- but only she can see the Grim Reaper who dwells there. Thus the genesis for "Hope & Death" was born. Edit: This Death is significantly less scary than Leopold from Scary Gary and could probably be easily replaced by a pet or a baby with thought bubbles. Drimble Wedge fucked around with this message at 08:11 on May 7, 2014 |
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I'm feeling ill so no comments. Gil Retail Bleeker the Rechargeable Dog Dustin On the Fastrack Safe Havens
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If only she can see the reaper that means grandpa just randomly came up to her and took out his teeth. Digging Miss Mary's style though. e: okay what is the deal with Lunker in Retail, is he Russian or is it just the usual lazy path of least resistance characterization of a not very smart person? My Lovely Horse fucked around with this message at 08:20 on May 7, 2014 |
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RevKrule posted:I don't get this mentality. I really don't. Why wouldn't you wait until the last possible minute to bid on an auction on ebay? The way it's setup, even by setting a max bid, you're setting yourself up for failure. On top of that, you're probably going to end up spending more as you get bid up to your max. This is why I hate eBay. It seems like it's set up to be really great. Everyone sets their maximum bid then whoever put down the highest number pays just enough to beat the next-highest person. You just decide how much you're willing to pay and then if you win you get it for a bit cheaper than that. But in reality it's a loving awful system where the best way to go is to wait till the last minute. So the only way I ever buy anything on eBay is with the "buy it now" option where you just pay a set price and that's it. The actual auction process is just incredibly obnoxious. A far better system would be if there was a set period of time during which everyone could enter their maximum bids but no one could see what the current maximum was, and then after that it would just award it to whoever bid the most for just enough to beat the second-highest. Baldo That's a creepy kid. Shoe I assumed the joke here was that David Crosby is fat now, but I Googled him and he isn't.
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Tiggum posted:Shoe Then again, this is the bra a freaky bird-woman would wear, so god only knows what that's supposed to mean re: David Crosby's chest.
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My Lovely Horse posted:e: okay what is the deal with Lunker in Retail, is he Russian or is it just the usual lazy path of least resistance characterization of a not very smart person? Trilobite posted:He's not Jabba the Hutt or anything, but he ain't exactly svelte. His doctor would probably tell him that he could stand to lose 20-40 pounds, minimum. Midnight Moth fucked around with this message at 10:21 on May 7, 2014 |
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Well that's very dumb then!
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Midnight Moth posted:All the bird people in Shoe are pretty much just people. The fact they're birds is irrelevant to anything in the strip ever.
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Zereth posted:They've been seen flying under their own power, actually. And also note that the diner is on a tree branch. They fly in the same way you or I might walk down the street, and the branch is as empty a bit of set-dressing as the feathers. It's possibly for the best though, as we don't need another Holbrook. Drimble Wedge posted:And here's a glimpse at Hope & Death just because I like the way Death is drawn (even if the rest of it is shite), and it's the middle of the night here and people maybe want something to read: It took 3 people to make this. It's not as bad as ZNJ but it's still not good. Momma Momma really hates that woman.
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Jane's World Non Sequitur Heavenly Nostrils is now up to date. Kliban 9 Chickweed Lane 5/7/2003 If it's supposed to be funny, it's not. It's just weird. Zits Of course, income is not necessary in this charmed life you choose. Kevin & Kell Yeah, that sounds reliable. Nemi
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Tiggum posted:Baldo This kid must have been reading his older brother's Pick Up Artist manuals or something, that was a sick neg.
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# ? May 7, 2014 13:59 |
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Hi. I have comics, some are good, some are bad. Cul-de-sac is good, you should read it every day. The Creeps is also good, you should read it every monday through friday. Candorville is bad and Darren Bell is a lazy poo poo. Broom Hilda got a bad rap early on in an earlier version of this thread. People said it was a bad comic because it beat out f minus for something somewhere. They were wrong. It is secretly a p. funny comic.
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Skippy (February 16, 1927) Peanuts (May 10, 1967) Y'know, maybe Snoopy wants a little sugar in his coffee, too. How 'bout it, baby? Funky Winkerbean So there you are. Crazy wasn't smirking out of some secret benevolence. Crazy was smirking because the person he's listening to is so clueless he can't hold it in. Y'know, the reason it happens in every other comic shop. Popeye Rip Haywire Pogo (May 9, 1956) Droodles (March 8, 1956. May 9 was missing, so we might be jumping around a bit. It's not like it'd screw up a character arc or anything.) The professor knows his stuff. If there's anything we've learned from Michael Scott, it's that sometimes people will do questionable things to wake up to the aroma of pork products. Out Our Way (December 3-4, 1924) And yes, here comes another one that we can't explain away. You know the drill by now.
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Julet Esqu posted:Phantom Classic "I abused my position as a figure of authority, called you a bunch of horrible names and threatened you with bodily harm, but if I hit on you that makes it all okay, right?" "Oh my god, yes! As a woman my only real motivator is vanity!" Some of these old comics really drive me to Distraction Dog Comix. Pooch Café Wow, he must really care about what happens to Fish. He didn't even eat any of that garbage. Ballard Street Pet, nothing. I'd stare at that thing for hours on end.
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Monty Mike du Jour
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Fingerpori It's true Fok_It In a glorious spectacle that touched the heart of every Finn, Finland won their first Ice Hockey Championship gold medal in 1995. A feat that has been managed to be repeated only once so far
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It's this guy.
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The age of the jam esallen brings with it more Mark Trail fanservice
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Ham Shears gets a song stuck in your head. The Dinette Set gets into Retail territory. Seriously, gently caress the "oh I know you close in three minutes and want to go home but I still wanna shop" types. I was lucky that for a long time I had a manager who'd actually kick people out at closing time.
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# ? May 7, 2014 15:55 |
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Emmy Lou Heathcliff Mandrake the Magician The Phantom Pickles Classic Prince Valiant
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GorfZaplen posted:Classic Prince Valiant Sir Gawain is addressing Sir Gawain?
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Manuel Calavera posted:
I assume that is supposed to be a flatscreen TV in the year 2014 broadcasting what is possibly the most 70's looking news reporter of all time. God damnit Family Circus.
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Allen Wren posted:Sir Gawain is addressing Sir Gawain? Yeah, he's drunk.
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Cosima posted:I assume that is supposed to be a flatscreen TV in the year 2014 broadcasting what is possibly the most 70's looking news reporter of all time. God damnit Family Circus. You don't like Jock Sportsman? Tina's Groove Family Circus Rose is Rose One Big Happy Mother Goose & Grimm Foob Compu-Toon Bizarro Dilbert Red Meat
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Mercury Hat posted:This kid must have been reading his older brother's Pick Up Artist manuals or something, that was a sick neg. That's pretty much my grandma's line to me whenever I have discussions about religion, politics, philosophy with her. She's a jerk sometimes.
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Manuel Calavera posted:Mother Goose & Grimm
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Darthemed posted:Tickets to Spider-Man XXX? Yes, why do you ask?
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I just love the name Peter O'Tool.
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