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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

This post is in the wrong thread

IcePhoenix fucked around with this message at 17:48 on May 9, 2014

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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


IcePhoenix posted:

This is in the wrong thread

I thought the implication of what impact the Chargers drafting AJ McCarron would have on The Draw Play was obvious. Sorry. :(

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Great White Hope posted:

I thought the implication of what impact the Chargers drafting AJ McCarron would have on The Draw Play was obvious. Sorry. :(

sorry, I meant my post. It was something I meant to post in a different thread and didn't realize I wa still in the Farthouse :shobon:

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

I like it. That's a good Tuesday comic. One more ringless rivers to get through.

Here is the first day full set. I drew 57 players, so eventually I'll get the rest of them done. The AJ McCarron pic is at least worth seeing when he goes. 57 players and the loving Eagles screw me over. gently caress the Eagles. also the Cardinals. Stupid bird teams.

These are all horribly racist and you should be ashamed. How dare you make a stylized portrait of young men?

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Okay, I did the two players I missed for the Eagles and Cards



Players on my list that have yet to be picked:
1. Jadeveon Clowney – DE – South Carolina
2. Greg Robinson – OT- Auburn
3. Khalil Mack – OLB – Buffalo
4. Sammy Watkins – WR – Clemson
5. Jake Matthews – OT – Texas A&M
6. Teddy Bridgewater – QB – Louisville
7. Johnny Manziel – QB – Texas A&M
8. Blake Bortles – QB – Central Florida
9. Anthony Barr – OLB – UCLA
10. Mike Evans – WR – Texas A&M
11. Marqise Lee – WR – USC
12. Eric Ebron – TE – North Carolina
13. Ha Ha Clinton-Dix – S- Alabama
14. CJ Mosley – ILB – Alabama
15. Taylor Lewan – OT – Michigan
16. Timmy Jernigan – DT – Florida State
17. Zack Martin – OT – Notre Dame
18. Brandon Cooks – WR – Oregon State
19. Austin Seferian-Jenkins – TE – Washington
20. David Yankey – OG – Stanford
21. Xavier Su'a-Filo, -OG- UCLA

22. Dee Ford – DE – Auburn
23. Kony Ealy – DE- Missouri
24. Jason Verrett – CB – TCU
25. Kyle Fuller – CB – Virginia Tech
26. Derek Carr – QB – Fresno State
27. Odell Beckham – WR – LSU
28. Louis Nix – DT – Notre Dame
29. Justin Gilbert – CB – Oklahoma State
30. Darqueze Dennard – CB – Michigan state
31. Aaron Donald – DT – Pittsburgh
32. Calvin Pryor – S – Louisville
33. Ra'Shede Hageman – DT- Minnesota
34. Ryan Shazier- OLB- Ohio State
35. Bradley Roby -CB- Ohio State
36. Morgan Moses – OT – Virginia
37. Cody Latimer – WR – Indiana
38. Jace Amaro -TE - Texas Tech
39. Joel Bitonio – OT – Nevada

40. Dominique Easley – DT – Florida
41. Demarcus Lawrence, DE Boise
42. Jimmie Ward, S Northern Illinois
43. Cyrus Kouandjio, T Alabama
44. Allen Robinson, WR Penn
45. Carlos Hyde, RB Ohio
46. Stephon Tuitt, DT Notre Dame
47. Lamarcus Joyner, CB Florida State

48. Kelvin Benjamin, WR Florida State
49. AJ McCarron – QB – Alabama
50. Kyle Van Noy – LB – BYU
51. Tom Savage – QB - Pittsburgh

52. Jimmy Garoppolo – QB Eastern Illinois
53. JaWuan James – OT – Tennessee
54. Stan Jean-Baptiste – CB – Nebraska
55. Davante Adams – WR – Fresno State
56. Jordan Matthews – WR – Vanderbilt
57. Michael Sam - DE - Mizzou

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Febreeze please tell me you didn't typo in that list and you actually drew Hyde in an Ohio Bobcats jersey.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Great White Hope posted:

Febreeze please tell me you didn't typo in that list and you actually drew Hyde in an Ohio Bobcats jersey.

Sorry, got some bad news. Almost did though. Got that pick from a goon who forgot to write state and I got really confused when I googled him and didn't see any bobcat jerseys.

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
Jesus Febreeze you're a loving art machine. Bortles cracked me up.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Can't wait to see McCarron tomorrow

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Great White Hope posted:

I can't be the only one hoping the Chargers take AJ McCarron today, right?

Why?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Febreeze's Blake Bortles took the already incredible Bortles #3 pick to a whole new level.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

An addendum to our Browns comic... Gotta have a high as hell Gordon in there somewhere.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

IcePhoenix posted:


Prince Johnny


I had to do it, sorry Browns fans (not sorry)

Prince Johnny (Reprise)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBXU8-P5EY4

Prince Johnny, Cleveland QB
You think he's your savior?
"Fill the seats you're in for a treat they'll win finally"
That optimism won't last
When haunted by Gordon's past
Say hello to your precious Prince Johnny!

So Johnny turns out to be somewhat medicore
Not his plan, that he would land
In Cleveland, you see
When heβ's got nowhere to throw
It's then he'll finally know
His career path sent on a one-way trip
While his prospects take a terminal dip
His legend frozen, the venue chosen
To the sadness factoreeeee!
So long, ex-Prince Johnny!

IcePhoenix fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Mar 7, 2015

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Hockles posted:

An addendum to our Browns comic... Gotta have a high as hell Gordon in there somewhere.

And Burleson waving with a broken arm

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
I was inspired by yesterday's events

Jacksonville
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKK3J2h1nGA

You know me, the throwing freak Bortles
And we're at Jacksonville, you ready

I ain't gonna let it get to me, they just gonna scream
Down in Jacksonville, I gots to meet my new team
I know that they're here, I can sense it in my feet
My hot girlfriend's power allows me to deal
I can't see the stands, but they're around somewhere
I'm gonna hold my head 'cause I have no fear
This probably seems crazy, crazy, a longshot theory
The coach tried to approach me and he got leery

I ask him a question and he vanished in a second
I'm walking through valleys, cryin' Jags fans in the alley
Didn't seem happy, but they sure tried to get me
Had to ask 'em up who said "Watt/Clowney sack him"
I'm hearin' someone sayin' "you a draft bust," don't be scared
It had to be the wind, 'cause nobody wasn't there
I search and I search as I climbed up the draft
And then I'm drafted too high, I hear the laughter

Let it get to me?, they just gonna scream
Down in Jacksonville, I gots to meet my new team
I know that they're here, I can sense it in my feet
My hot girlfriend's power allows me to deal
I can't see the stands, but they're around somewhere
I'm gonna hold my head 'cause I have no fear
This probably seems crazy, crazy, a longshot theory
The coach tried to approach me and he got leery

(This is Bortles, who fears none.)
(It's real deal when it comes to my name, kid!)

I ain't gonna let it get to me, they just gonna scream
Down in Jacksonville, I gots to meet my new team
I know that they're here, I can sense it in my feet
My hot girlfriend's power allows me to deal
I can't see the stands, but they're around somewhere
I'm gonna hold my head 'cause I have no fear
This probably seems crazy, crazy, a longshot theory
The coach tried to approach me and he got leery

I ask him a question and he vanished in a second
I'm walking through valleys, cryin' Jags fans in the alley
Didn't seem happy, but they sure tried to get me
Had to ask 'em up who said "Watt/Clowney sack him"
I'm hearin' someone sayin' "you a draft bust," don't be scared
It had to be the wind, 'cause nobody wasn't there
I search and I search as I climbed up the draft
And then I'm drafted too high, I hear the laughter

Let it get to me?, they just gonna scream
Down in Jacksonville, I gots to meet my new team
I know that they're here, I can sense it in my feet
My hot girlfriend's power allows me to deal
I can't see the stands, but they're around somewhere
I'm gonna hold my head 'cause I have no fear
This probably seems crazy, crazy, a longshot theory
The coach tried to approach me and he got leery

(Spooky up in here, it's crazy in here,)
(We still gon' keep it goin', I'm Bortles.)
(Nobody scares me,)
(Whoever want it, bring it!)
(I don't care, we 'ka do this.)
(Then come step up to the plate, and meet your match,)
(It ain't no thang.)

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

IcePhoenix posted:

I had to do it, sorry Browns fans (not sorry)

Prince Johnny (Reprise)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBXU8-P5EY4

Prince Johnny, Cleveland QB
You think he’s your savior?
"Fill the seats you’re in for a treat they’ll win finally"
That optimism won’t last
When haunted by Gordon’s past
Say hello to your precious Prince Johnny!

So Johnny turns out to be somewhat medicore
Not his plan, that he would land
In Cleveland, you see
When he’s got nowhere to throw
It’s then he’ll finally know
His career path sent on a one-way trip
While his prospects take a terminal dip
His legend frozen, the venue chosen
To the sadness factoreeeee!
So long, ex-Prince Johnny!

Wonderful. But Aladdin had a happy ending.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Bortles the Jaguar does sound like a terrible Sonic character.

Edit: Alternately, Blake the Jaguar sounds like a terrible Sonic fanfic character.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver


Hey guys I'm Toaster Beef look at me

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
The end of the Ringless Rivers Reunion party. Rivers finally finds some happiness and the real tragedy is revealed.

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/cry-me-a-rivers-reunion-part-3/

Also the weird moment when Bleacher Report takes your joke tweets about AJ McCarron and puts them in an article

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2058407-twitter-reacts-as-aj-mccarron-falls-out-of-first-3-rounds-of-2014-nfl-draft

Febreeze fucked around with this message at 08:27 on May 10, 2014

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
^^^^^ Schaub :(


JT Jag posted:



Hey guys I'm Toaster Beef look at me

hahaha *bort*

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

The perfect ending.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Cruel and Unusual posted:

Wonderful. But Aladdin had a happy ending.

Yeah but Cleveland.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
I'm unsure how Ross will feel about rooting for Dan Marino all along.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
How'd the rest of the '83 class do?

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Febreeze posted:

The end of the Ringless Rivers Reunion party. Rivers finally finds some happiness and the real tragedy is revealed.

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/cry-me-a-rivers-reunion-part-3/

Also the weird moment when Bleacher Report takes your joke tweets about AJ McCarron and puts them in an article

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2058407-twitter-reacts-as-aj-mccarron-falls-out-of-first-3-rounds-of-2014-nfl-draft

And so Febreeze's Ringless Cycle continues, Wagner would be proud.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

effectual posted:

How'd the rest of the '83 class do?

Todd Blackledge is the last QB that the Chiefs drafted to actually win a game for them

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
If someone can please make me a gif that loops between Wazzu popcorn guy and my current av (in the same size as my current av) in equal parts, I'll get you a forums cert. tia

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

wheez the roux posted:

If someone can please make me a gif that loops between Wazzu popcorn guy and my current av (in the same size as my current av) in equal parts, I'll get you a forums cert. tia

Bonus challenge to add four loko to the gatorade container

animeluva1
Aug 9, 2003

Hopefully I'll have that
problem someday.
My way back machine went way back.

Throwback - Green Bay Packers



Bonus story:

My Google-fu is weak because I couldn't find colored images (sports cards, photos) for this color scheme.  My dad and aunts worked for an agency that assigned them to an elderly man's home care.  He passed away years ago (RIP, Mr. Johnson).  The widow gave boxes of her deceased husband's things to my dad.  My dad kept a few things, but I noticed a small box from the NFL Hall of Fame that he kept away at his desk drawer.  My curiosity got the better of me.  My dad was kind enough to let me keep the box and whatever was in it.  I found a treasure trove of postcard sized lithographs.  These lithographs have been on my wall for years.  I glanced at one picture after I recognized the sleeve pattern from this week's research. 



The player is George Trafton, Hall of Fame class of 1964, most known as a Chicago Bear. Yes, it appears one team copied the uniform design of another team.

The artist is Gary Thomas, our FArt Ancestor :911:

EDIT: URL fix. Thanks Fenrir!

animeluva1 fucked around with this message at 21:43 on May 11, 2014

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

animeluva1 posted:

My way back machine went way back.

Throwback - Green Bay Packers



Oooooooooo, I like!

e: The link is broken, though. It just goes to Page Not Found.

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 18:36 on May 11, 2014

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Okay, so here are the remaining players I had drawn. I got picks 33-42, all of them. Yet the Eagles and Cardinals still screwed me over in round 1. Birds are lame. The Seahawks and Colts picked no one I drew.









Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Hahaha the douchey popped collar on McCarron. Also, good on you for taking the high road and doing a normal picture of Michael Sam.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

How the gently caress do you do that, Dave? Have an idea... make a plan... put in the effort... follow it through.

All I can do is poo poo out an idea; I can't do anything tangible with it. Want to be the Jobs to my Wozniak?

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

sweet thursday posted:

How the gently caress do you do that, Dave? Have an idea... make a plan... put in the effort... follow it through.

All I can do is poo poo out an idea; I can't do anything tangible with it. Want to be the Jobs to my Wozniak?

It's fun, especially when you know other people want to see it. Helps the motivation.

Also you don't want to know how many projects I've thrown in the trash. You guys just get to see the stuff that gets done.

Hockles posted:

Hahaha the douchey popped collar on McCarron. Also, good on you for taking the high road and doing a normal picture of Michael Sam.

I'm so happy that if I hadn't drawn a picture of Sam (which I did just to be extremely super safe), McCarron would have ended up the lowest of all players I drew.

Also have a thing

Febreeze fucked around with this message at 21:35 on May 11, 2014

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Febreeze posted:

Also have a thing



This is why Febreeze is king.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
That Jace Amaro card is loving gold and may be the best thing you've drawn.

animeluva1
Aug 9, 2003

Hopefully I'll have that
problem someday.

Fenrir posted:

Oooooooooo, I like!

e: The link is broken, though. It just goes to Page Not Found.

Fixed. Thanks!

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I love the little Nittany lion on Allen Robinson

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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

animeluva1 posted:

Fixed. Thanks!

Seriously though that Packers throwback was baller as gently caress and all the rest of your stuff is pretty drat great too. My girlfriend has saved your packers original and she's gonna use it when we go out to watch the opening game this year :)

She had to practice it once on a night we weren't going out, and some stuff smeared, but she nailed it dead on the second try and she wants to bring that out next time. Looks great.

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