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Fornax Disaster
Apr 11, 2005

If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.

It's nice to see that Bush is still painting.

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EXTREME BAKA
Mar 13, 2012
That's sort of an unsatisfying explanation. The article is basically like "they just work out a lot lol!"

sub supau
Aug 28, 2007

Modern Day Hercules posted:

It's like that movie with Bill Murray, where he's reliving the same thing over and over again.
Caddyshack?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
They should have sent a poet!!!


Wait, was that one?

Sighence
Aug 26, 2009

TetsuoTW posted:

Caddyshack?

Ghostbusters II.

Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

kinmik posted:

OK. I need to know more about this abhorrence of nature.

For one thing, he appears to be suffering from the :magical: eeeeevil gingivitis :magical:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Where we're going, we won't need eyes to s- oh, wait there they are.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

monkeytennis posted:

Has science gone too far?

Yup. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3631952&pagenumber=6#post429530324

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


"I said STOP!"

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

marshmallard
Apr 15, 2005

This post is about me.

This needed a soundtrack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xruY0Ti6jKY

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
The small cute ones they show you are just wallabies. Big kangaroos will gently caress your poo poo up.



karl fungus has a new favorite as of 21:19 on May 12, 2014

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



karl fungus posted:

The small cute ones they show you are just wallabies. Big kangaroos will gently caress your poo poo up.





Can anyone tell me why kangaroos are so ripped? I've been searching variations of "why are kanagroos so ripped?" and all it returns are hits on body building forums going "holy poo poo that kangaroo is jacked". My whole life I've never heard anything about kangaroos being ripped as hell but every picture I see of one lately the loving thing looks like its on steroids.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Mister Adequate posted:

Can anyone tell me why kangaroos are so ripped? I've been searching variations of "why are kanagroos so ripped?" and all it returns are hits on body building forums going "holy poo poo that kangaroo is jacked". My whole life I've never heard anything about kangaroos being ripped as hell but every picture I see of one lately the loving thing looks like its on steroids.

Meme thread is over there, son.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

For context, me and my wife threaten to get ripped over every little thing.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



I have no idea where I am at anymore.

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde
For all that people like to talk about scary creatures in Australia, the worst for me will always be the fact that you have huge, buff bipedal things hopping all over the loving place. It wouldn't nearly be so bad if they were quadrupeds, but no.

MoreLikeTen
Oct 21, 2012

The farmer's mistake was believing he had any control over his life.

Why did someone stack two bearskin rugs on top of one another?

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

Mister Adequate posted:

Can anyone tell me why kangaroos are so ripped? I've been searching variations of "why are kanagroos so ripped?" and all it returns are hits on body building forums going "holy poo poo that kangaroo is jacked". My whole life I've never heard anything about kangaroos being ripped as hell but every picture I see of one lately the loving thing looks like its on steroids.

Recent epidemic of Kangaroo steroid abuse. Tragic.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011




It's good to see that the Jesus Fresco lady is still working.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

"Man, this self-service station is dragging rear end today"

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007


Gesundheit.

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

Modern Day Hercules posted:

Recent epidemic of Kangaroo steroid abuse. Tragic.

He was talking about the people

karl fungus
May 6, 2011

Baeume sind auch Freunde

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

karl fungus posted:

For all that people like to talk about scary creatures in Australia, the worst for me will always be the fact that you have huge, buff bipedal things hopping all over the loving place. It wouldn't nearly be so bad if they were quadrupeds, but no.
And there are kangaroos, too!

snucks
Nov 3, 2008

Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
sterooids :downsrim:

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011

snucks posted:

sterooids :downsrim:

I was JUST coming to make a rooids joke.

Humboldt Squid
Jan 21, 2006

One simple ditrick to draw tigers!

I'm 12 years old apperantly

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

EKDS5k
Feb 22, 2012

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET YOUR BEER FREEZE, DAMNIT

Humboldt Squid posted:

One simple ditrick to draw tigers!

I'm 12 years old apperantly

Ahaha, the title literally says "How to draw a tiger {from a dick} for beginners."

And step 1 is "draw a dick-looking thing'."

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


EKDS5k posted:

And step 1 is "draw a dick-looking thing'."
The nose is also described as "panty-shaped".

bar88537
Nov 8, 2004


I'm more worried about those veins popping out on the right. It's like a garden hose moving blood.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I'm probably gonna regret this, but I'm letting y'all in on my system.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

zoux posted:

I'm probably gonna regret this, but I'm letting y'all in on my system.


That boy ain't right.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Man, Tim Heidecker has terrible penmanship.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

zoux posted:

I'm probably gonna regret this, but I'm letting y'all in on my system.


Tiny food with huge utensils could totally be an old Trigger Happy TV bit.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

AlternateAccount posted:

Tiny food with huge utensils could totally be an old Trigger Happy TV bit.

Hahaha. Oh your serious.

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