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Der Shovel posted:Didn't the oval office run unopposed last time with the excuse that it was his last go? No, he blackmailed his opponent who promptly retired from FIFA and then pretty openly bribed everyone.
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Hegay posted:I hope Sepp Blatter dies soon.
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May 10, 2014 21:46
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Spangly A posted:No, he blackmailed his opponent who promptly retired from FIFA and then pretty openly bribed everyone. Then he banned his opponent for life, for bribing people to vote for him. You couldn't make this poo poo up.
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May 10, 2014 21:53
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You know Chris Rock used to do that bit about how there would never be a black vice president, because a black guy would just kill the president and then go to jail where all the other black guys inside would treat him like a king? There are probably lots of football fans in jail is what I'm saying.
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May 10, 2014 21:58
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Spangly A posted:No, he blackmailed his opponent who promptly retired from FIFA and then pretty openly bribed everyone. I distinctly remember hearing the "I need to finish my mission" bullshit before so maybe it was the election before the last?
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May 11, 2014 00:01
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Just 1 more term is like when I tell someone that I'll be done with something in 2 weeks.
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May 11, 2014 00:05
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Sepp is a drunken prom date who starts out promising just the tip but by the time you know what's happening he's shouting "ONE MORE TERM! ONE MORE TERM!" over and over again.
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May 11, 2014 00:07
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Der Shovel posted:I distinctly remember hearing the "I need to finish my mission" bullshit before so maybe it was the election before the last? Has Sepp ever said anything about the contents of this mission? If it's trying to ruin the game, he's doing a pretty good job.
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May 11, 2014 17:19
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loving knew it. http://www.insidethegames.biz/sports/summer/football/12308-blatter-promises-to-stand-down-after-one-more-term-as-fifa-president quote:"You know I aspire to another four years," he told the UEFA Congress in the French capital. From 2011.
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May 12, 2014 11:27
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Der Shovel posted:loving knew it.
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May 12, 2014 16:06
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Jerome Champagne, the most Haraam name in football, has said he might strip Qatar of the hosting if elected: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2625217/French-FIFA-candidate-threatens-strip-Qatar-2022-World-Cup-succeeds-Blatter.html
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May 12, 2014 18:36
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corpuscollossus posted:Jerome Champagne, the most Haraam name in football, has said he might strip Qatar of the hosting if elected: Between him and Tokyo Sexwhale you have to wonder if Sepp is just making up names and giving them to his puppets.
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May 12, 2014 18:42
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Gigi Galli posted:Between him and Tokyo Sexwhale you have to wonder if Sepp is just making up names and giving them to his puppets. There's no Sexwale in the Champagne room.
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May 12, 2014 19:01
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corpuscollossus posted:Jerome Champagne, the most Haraam name in football, has said he might strip Qatar of the hosting if elected: quote:Champagne knows FIFA inside out and is campaigning on an agenda of radical reform Well, if that's not a sure fire way to lose the election, I don't know what is. The only people who don't see the need for reform are the people voting.
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May 12, 2014 19:26
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corpuscollossus posted:Jerome Champagne, the most Haraam name in football, has said he might strip Qatar of the hosting if elected: You guys are missing the point so far. This is an excellent thing for FIFA because no one is going to make them give back the Qatar bribe money, so they can hold a new round of bribery to decide who gets to actually host the 2022 World Cup and get twice as rich.
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May 12, 2014 19:29
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Gigi Galli posted:Between him and Tokyo Sexwhale you have to wonder if Sepp is just making up names and giving them to his puppets. Tokyo Sexwhale is my favourite name ever
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May 12, 2014 22:04
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At this point Blatter knows that if he was to ever leave office, his successor will just utterly ream him for all the corrupt poo poo hes done purely to cement their position. He knows he needs to leave that office in a coffin or he'll be in prison.
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May 12, 2014 22:04
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I thought Tokyo Sexwhale was someone's username but it's actually a real name for a real person.serious gaylord posted:At this point Blatter knows that if he was to ever leave office, his successor will just utterly ream him for all the corrupt poo poo hes done purely to cement their position. "Bury me with football"
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Kurtofan posted:"Bury me with football" He should have been dead years ago. Or buried, at least.
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May 12, 2014 23:56
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I'm not joking there. I literally think that he's refusing to leave office because he knows with all the shady poo poo he's done, he'd spend the rest of his life in prison after his successor goes on a crusade to clean up Fifa and uses him as the scapegoat for decades of fraud and mismanagement.
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May 12, 2014 23:59
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serious gaylord posted:I'm not joking there. I literally think that he's refusing to leave office because he knows with all the shady poo poo he's done, he'd spend the rest of his life in prison after his successor goes on a crusade to clean up Fifa and uses him as the scapegoat for decades of fraud and mismanagement. I completely agree. If he loses it's going to be to someone promising radical change and that means the blatter clan goes down as a scapegoat for everything FIFA's done so he's not leaving the post alive if he can help it.
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:I completely agree. If he loses it's going to be to someone promising radical change and that means the blatter clan goes down as a scapegoat for everything FIFA's done so he's not leaving the post alive if he can help it. I imagine it'd take his entire family down with him too. The shady business contracts hes gifted to sons, nephews and what not.
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I think it's also the fact that he has his fingers in so many pies nobody who follows him will be able to match it and all the old cunts think their free money will dry up as soon as he's gone.
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May 13, 2014 00:07
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I would like to think in 30 years or so it will have all come out about how this was one of Footballs darkest periods and we look back and wonder how he was able to get away with it so blatantly.
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serious gaylord posted:I would like to think in 30 years or so it will have all come out about how this was one of Footballs darkest periods and we look back and wonder how he was able to get away with it so blatantly. If we are living in "one of footballs darkest periods" then football has had it pretty loving good.
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May 13, 2014 00:16
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serious gaylord posted:I'm not joking there. I literally think that he's refusing to leave office because he knows with all the shady poo poo he's done, he'd spend the rest of his life in prison after his successor goes on a crusade to clean up Fifa and uses him as the scapegoat for decades of fraud and mismanagement. This is very plausible.
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May 13, 2014 00:44
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serious gaylord posted:I imagine it'd take his entire family down with him too. The shady business contracts hes gifted to sons, nephews and what not. IIRC his son runs all the hotels in wherever the world cup happens. Not quite as bad as Qatar getting the world cup and Platini's son totally getting a CXX job with a Qatari money pit on merit.
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serious gaylord posted:I would like to think in 30 years or so it will have all come out about how this was one of Footballs darkest periods and we look back and wonder how he was able to get away with it so blatantly. Like Jimmy Saville
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Pissflaps posted:Like Jimmy Saville He has a special room in a mental hospital where he takes bribes?
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May 13, 2014 10:26
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Blatter really wants a Nobel Peace Prize. That's why hes sticking around..
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serious gaylord posted:I'm not joking there. I literally think that he's refusing to leave office because he knows with all the shady poo poo he's done, he'd spend the rest of his life in prison after his successor goes on a crusade to clean up Fifa and uses him as the scapegoat for decades of fraud and mismanagement. Well Sepp's predecessor Joao Havelange was at least as corrupt and shady Blatter and he seems to have lived pretty comfortably for the last few decades. If I remember correctly he is over one hundred years old and immensely wealthy. It's true, the worst ones never die young.
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May 13, 2014 20:51
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Imagine having a job at FIFA. Just imagine how great your life would be
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Fanny on tap.
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Yeah I just deposited 50 million quid into my own bank account, incidentally the next 3 world cups are going to be held in bahrain and the local sheik and his mates are allowed to be in it and have an automatic bye to the final. What's going to happen. That's right, nothing.
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I imagine a ceaseless commitment to developing the world's most popular sport at all levels it is played at can take its toll, emotionally .
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Pissflaps posted:Fanny on Tap. and I thought Sexwale was a silly name
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Reset Smith posted:Well Sepp's predecessor Joao Havelange was at least as corrupt and shady Blatter and he seems to have lived pretty comfortably for the last few decades. If I remember correctly he is over one hundred years old and immensely wealthy. It's true, the worst ones never die young. His granddaughter (Joana Havelange) makes like one million dollars a year as the head the world cup organizing committee (a position she got back in 2007). That is despite the fact that she has no clear function in the committee, and spent almost the entirety of the run up to the confederations cup last year twitting pictures of her at last year's Coachella and other parties in California.
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the sex ghost posted:Imagine having a job at FIFA. Just imagine how great your life would be I remember reading an article a few years ago by a guy that used to work at CONCACAF, where he said that Chuck Blazer (former bigwig at CONCACAF and FIFA, now under FBI investigation for fraud relating to his tenure at both organizations) would usually take them all out to Scores, which was a very high-end strip club in Manhattan, to watch matches and pay for it with a CONCACAF-issued Amex Black Card, which is the one they give out to only the highest of rollers. e: the article in question is this-- http://footballspeak.com/post/2011/12/27/Now-Is-The-Time.aspx
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Changes to the Kafala system are to be announced in a press conference this afternoon.
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