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Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.
I just want to direct a feature-length courtroom drama based on NWA's gently caress Tha Police.

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Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
12 Angry Wu-Tang

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Dissapointed Owl posted:

12 Angry Wu-Tang

National Treasure, but it's about the Wu-Tang Secret.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Kanye starring in Casablanca, but he's a vampire. Casablacula.

Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.
The Wizard of Nas would be a cool movie to watch

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Cool As Ice with Ice-T

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Ghostbustas, featuring the G Unit.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Poster for Calvary:

I like it :)

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:
12.9 Kilometer, starring Drake

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

Peanut President posted:

Jurassic Park with 50 Cent as Dr. Grant.
Who is Malcolm though? Also what role would Sam Jackson be in?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

achillesforever6 posted:

Who is Malcolm though? Also what role would Sam Jackson be in?

The rest of the guys could be d-12 (what's left) and Samuel L Jackson would be Eminem. Dr Dre as Hammond, Bizarre as Nedry.

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

Snoop plays the Brontosaurus.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Attitude Indicator posted:

Ocean's Eleven starring Wu-Tang Clan

I would pay so much money to see this.

DNS
Mar 11, 2009

by Smythe

Yoshifan823 posted:

It's almost as if the movie is a separate entity from the game, and is allowed to change things to make it better/make it more cinematic/involve goddamn Ludacris.

edit: I am of the opinion that more movies need to cast rappers in roles, because they do a surprisingly good job a lot of the time. See: Eminem in 8 Mile, Ludacris in pretty much every movie he's in, Andre 3000's entire existence, Belly.

edit 2: And especially Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson.

Why'd you list all the worst rapper-actors instead of good ones like Tyrese, Mark Wahlberg, Snoop Dogg, Ice T, etc.? Andre fuckin sucks man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxZXZt5YuiI&t=2991s

Now that's some rapper acting.

Cpt. Spring Types
Feb 19, 2004

Wait, what?

axleblaze posted:

Poster for Calvary:

I like it :)

This is excellent.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Yoshifan823 posted:


edit: I am of the opinion that more movies need to cast rappers in roles, because they do a surprisingly good job a lot of the time. See: Eminem in 8 Mile, Ludacris in pretty much every movie he's in, Andre 3000's entire existence, Belly.

edit 2: And especially Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson.
That's only because Eminem and 50 Cent were in "biographical" roles though. :v: But yeah, Luda isn't so bad.
I liked Xzibit a lot in Bad Lieutenant.

And don't forget Method Man and Redman in How High. Never forget.


Kramjacks posted:

Kanye starring in Casablanca, but he's a vampire. Casablacula.
Sounds like a good sequel to Barb Wire. ;)


axleblaze posted:

Poster for Calvary:

I like it :)
Yeah, this is pretty good poster, the trailer I saw elsewhere piqued my interest as well. Cool cast.

Xealot
Nov 25, 2002

Showdown in the Galaxy Era.

Beyond sane knolls posted:

The Wizard of Nas would be a cool movie to watch

DMX 1138.




Dr. Questlove: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Chill the gently caress Out.

(I know, not a rapper.)

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
Public Enemies starring Macklemore and Ryan Lewis.

Hewlett
Mar 4, 2005

"DANCE! DANCE! DANCE!"

Also, drink
and watch movies.
That's fun too.

2 Chainz-ing Lanes

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!
For the love of god, someone please post a poster.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Vargo posted:

For the love of god, someone please post a poster.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Someone send this to CNN

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Vargo posted:

For the love of god, someone please post a poster.

jjack229
Feb 14, 2008
Articulate your needs. I'm here to listen.

effectual posted:

Someone send this to CNN



I'm intrigued by "the 'Jury of the Future' delivers the most awesome verdict ever heard by man!"

IMDB Summary posted:

A cross-country airliner, whose passengers include a nuclear physicist, a rocket expert, and a mathematical genius, is drawn beyond radar range by an unknown, unbreakable force.

This just keeps getting better.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



Have some pretty poster.






(Dream and Silence)



(Sidewalls)

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Calico Heart posted:

Have some pretty poster.




It's nice, but "Dait year"? "Drit year"? "Anit year"? "poo poo year"? Somebody help me out.


Initially read this as "The Breast Within"\

edit: Oh, it actually is "poo poo year".

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
It's poo poo Year by the director "Cum Archer". It's a good movie, Ellen Barkin is as good as you'd expect.

monster on a stick
Apr 29, 2013

Waldo is so easy to spot in this one.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
Two movie posters I came across a few moments ago which I really like.



And the second which I think is the best of the two.

rawillkill
Aug 15, 2009

Emma Watson is what runs trivia teams.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Once again they've chosen the most generic of what were undoubtedly, given their amazing teaser-poster productions last time, a fantastic set of options.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

You don't get it, it's BRANDING.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

MikeJF posted:

Once again they've chosen the most generic of what were undoubtedly, given their amazing teaser-poster productions last time, a fantastic set of options.



The book covers had a nice progression but all three movie posters are just variations of the pin on fire.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!


Reminds me of:




and a bunch of posters commisioned for screenings of cult and/or classic films:
M

Donnie Darko

Near Dark

Lizard in a Woman's Skin

Westworld

The Innocents

Possession


More here
http://svartirsunnudagar.tumblr.com/

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

FreudianSlippers posted:

Reminds me of:

Lizard in a Woman's Skin


The Innocents



drat these are fantastic.

Why not have the new Hunger Games poster show the ring around the bird shattering, like for the 3rd book cover? Or are they saving that for movie 4's poster maybe? Like someone else said, the posters so far are just a fiery bird (a phoenix?) and all look similar enough that I can't remember a difference.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


While the last movie also started with a similar crappy poster they then moved on to the propaganda style ones.

Corek
May 11, 2013

by R. Guyovich

muscles like this? posted:

While the last movie also started with a similar crappy poster they then moved on to the propaganda style ones.



Josh Hutcherson is nowhere near that tall.

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Carly Gay Dead Son
Aug 27, 2007

Bonus.

Corek posted:

Josh Hutcherson is nowhere near that tall.

Totally, and that makes it the perfect piece of propaganda.

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