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Miltank posted:Oh my god how i hate gunchat outside of gun thread I'm sorry, did you miss Comes Along Bort's post? Here, I'll quote it so you can read it again: comes along bort posted:WHY YOU WANT RAIL FOR KALASHNIKOV? IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH AS PROCURED FROM IZHEVSK MECHANICAL WORKS? YOU THINK NEEDS IMPROVEMENT? THEN MAYBE YOU FIND JOB WITH ARMY OF RUSSIA! YOU HAVE DRINKS WITH MIKHAIL KALASHNIKOV, TRADE STORY OF MANY WEAPONS DESIGNED AND DETAILS OF SCHOOL FOR ENGINEERING!
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AsInHowe posted:Here's the thing, that might actually happen. These people are crazy and getting crazier, and eventually one or more will snap. Of course, if they didn't have guns and American gun culture, we wouldn't have that risk. "False flag!" 
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May 18, 2014 07:19
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Jeedy Jay posted:"False flag!" They would alternate between that and "if they had been armed they could have defended themselves"
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May 18, 2014 07:53
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If only the 2 year olds getting accidentally shot by their 3 year old siblings had guns as well.
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effectual posted:If only the 2 year olds getting accidentally shot by their 3 year old siblings had guns as well. There should be OSHA-style gun macros getting disseminated. Firearms are dangerous in the same way as rotating equipment but everyone knows not to sit a 3-year old next to a lathe. Accretionist fucked around with this message at 08:13 on May 18, 2014 |
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May 18, 2014 08:08
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Accretionist posted:There should be OSHA-style gun macros getting disseminated. Firearms are dangerous in the same way as rotating equipment but everyone knows not to sit a 3-year old next to a lathe. If democrats advocated programs for gun safety education, would this also be touted as "taken are gons" legislation? I mean, is there anything anyone can do to sate the permanent bloodlust of gun owners for liberals?
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Warchicken posted:If democrats advocated programs for gun safety education, would this also be touted as "taken are gons" legislation? I mean, is there anything anyone can do to sate the permanent bloodlust of gun owners for liberals? No. When the monsters go away, they make up new ones.
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Jeedy Jay posted:"False flag!" Then they'll find the forum they were all posting on. "False forum! Will Bloomberg stop at nothing."
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May 18, 2014 08:14
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Magres posted:They would alternate between that and "if they had been armed they could have defended themselves" Wonder what would happen if some crazy attacked NRA headquarters.
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May 18, 2014 08:15
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Gyges posted:Wonder what would happen if some crazy attacked NRA headquarters. Jeedy Jay posted:"False flag!"
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We seriously need to get President Obama a pet raccoon just for all the unintentional and public verbal faux pas that would follow, not to mention the explosion of wordplay jokes and bumper stickers from the FREEP crowd. It'd be like racist catnip.
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Warchicken posted:If democrats advocated programs for gun safety education, would this also be touted as "taken are gons" legislation? I mean, is there anything anyone can do to sate the permanent bloodlust of gun owners for liberals? Off hand, I know that Massachusetts has a mandatory NRA Certified firearms safety course if you wanted to get carded up. Could probably extrapolate from how legislation like that's received. I remember Red Asphalt IV from Driver's Ed. It'd be hilarious to get something like that for gun owners. Probably do some good, too.
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May 18, 2014 08:26
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John McCain was a fan of a home run by Paul Goldschmidt at the Diamondbacks game last night.
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'Fire bad'. Sorry, that's just mean on my part. Aw drat, I forgot it was from torture, I thought it was old age on my part. Now I feel even worse. Very bad taste. Samovar fucked around with this message at 11:58 on May 18, 2014 |
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May 18, 2014 10:44
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Bread good. Fire bad.
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Joementum posted:John McCain was a fan of a home run by Paul Goldschmidt at the Diamondbacks game last night. I know McCain is alternately a decent person/spineless sack of poo poo, but the man physically cannot raise his arms above shoulder level thanks to being tortured.
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OAquinas posted:I know McCain is alternately a decent person/spineless sack of poo poo, but the man physically cannot raise his arms above shoulder level thanks to being tortured. I was under the impression he was never tortured because his daddy was in charge of the navy. Is this incorrect?
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May 18, 2014 12:41
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Yeah but his face is funny
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Sgt. Anime Pederast posted:I was under the impression he was never tortured because his daddy was in charge of the navy. Is this incorrect? No. He was captured and tortured. He did manage to crash several planes and keep flying because of family connections, though.
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I like to think of him like Launchpad McQuack. Just too bad he couldn't work for a treasure hunting elder Koch and his three sons. Pretty sure that's the alternate history were he not captured.
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May 18, 2014 12:51
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AATREK CURES KIDS posted:I'm sorry, did you miss Comes Along Bort's post? Here, I'll quote it so you can read it again: It's from 4chan from like 4 years ago
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Yeah McCain's military history is pretty  right up until he was captured and tortured for years. Then it's less MASH and more... MASH if each episode ended in a POW camp. 
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May 18, 2014 14:12
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Teddybear posted:Yeah McCain's military history is pretty For a while there it seriously was like the "Upper Class Twit of the Year" sketch but with Navy jets. Honestly it's sort of a wonder he didn't turn out worse, like Arizona sunburn Hitler instead of just Republican Two - Face.
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May 18, 2014 14:39
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WhiskeyJuvenile posted:It's from 4chan from like 4 years ago Well well, looks like the Something Awful forums have their own Benghazi. What else are you hiding, comes along bort?
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OAquinas posted:I know McCain is alternately a decent person/spineless sack of poo poo, but the man physically cannot raise his arms above shoulder level thanks to being tortured. I think you're missing the greater point here, which is that he looks like a person trying to imitate what a celebration for a home run looks like. Largely because he's a dishonest, disingenuous piece of poo poo.
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He looks like a person who was tortured so badly by Viet Kong in the Hanoi Hilton that he can't raise his arms above his shoulders.
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I dunno, I think you could photoshop some force lightning Palpatine style into it and call it a day.
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Chokes McGee posted:I think you're missing the greater point here, which is that he looks like a person trying to imitate what a celebration for a home run looks like. Look we all dislike republicans as much as you but stop loving making fun of someone for looking funny thanks to injuries sustained through torture at a pow camp because it's really not cool dude what aren't you getting about this
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Wow that's great. "Raaah look at that filth, everything he does is evil. RAAAH LOOK AT HOW HE CELEBRATES A HOME RUN, CLEARLY A FALSE, HOLLOW MAN. NO I'M DOUBLING DOWN ON THIS poo poo."
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Chokes McGee posted:I think you're missing the greater point here, which is that he looks like a person trying to imitate what a celebration for a home run looks like. You're a loving despicable person and I hope someone breaks your arms. gently caress you. Say what you want about McCain's abysmal aviation record, the man deserves respect for what he went through in Vietnam and especially the decisions he made as a POW.
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Plus there's plenty to make fun of him for without bringing up something like that. Sure it LOOKS weird but c'mon now.
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It's ok guys, clearly he just forgot that McCain and Romney are different people. It happens to all of us sometimes.
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Accretionist posted:There should be OSHA-style gun macros getting disseminated. Firearms are dangerous in the same way as rotating equipment but everyone knows not to sit a 3-year old next to a lathe. I have no idea where you get this kind of faith in humanity but given the frequency teenagers (or older) do stupid poo poo like wear their hair long, and hanging out, while using machines is horrifically high. In middle school a kid a grade or two above my brother had their hair catch in a drill and it ripped out about a 1 inch diameter patch from their scalp. Needless to say by the time I had the class a few years later the teacher was very, very diligent about people tying up their hair and showing pictures of a drill press with hair and blood on it to those who did want to do so.  So yes, give the diehard gun owners each a lathe and I have no doubt there will be some gruesome stories within the year. agarjogger posted:No. When the monsters go away, they make up new ones. The monsters didn't go away. They are being quiet to trick you and strike when you don't expect it and let down your guard. Sgt. Anime Pederast posted:I was under the impression he was never tortured because his daddy was in charge of the navy. Is this incorrect? It's believed that when they found out McCain's family connection, and thus value, they took extra care with him because regardless of what info he did or did not have he was going to be rather valuable alive. In 2008 when people thought it'd be McCain vs Hilary there was a lot of huffing(of glue) on the right and Talk Radio about how Clinton had dug up dirt on him to paint him as selling out the country as a POW or whatever. You know, something that certainly would not have a chance at backfiring horribly because holy poo poo are you seriously attacking a political opponent for being tortured by the Viet Cong?
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AATREK CURES KIDS posted:I'm sorry, did you miss Comes Along Bort's post? Here, I'll quote it so you can read it again: Yeah, thanks for re-quoting that long post I'm not gonna read anytime soon.
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That sounds like something Mark Penn would float to be honest. I'm still afraid that suddenly, at the last minute, Mark Penn will do something to make Rand Paul president. Mark Penn is going to cause the end of the world.
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WhiskeyJuvenile posted:It's from 4chan from like 4 years ago If it's from 4chan, it almost certainly is from 2007 or 2008, the last time 4chan had any original content.
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Evil Fluffy posted:It's believed that when they found out McCain's family connection, and thus value, they took extra care with him because regardless of what info he did or did not have he was going to be rather valuable alive. In 2008 when people thought it'd be McCain vs Hilary there was a lot of huffing(of glue) on the right and Talk Radio about how Clinton had dug up dirt on him to paint him as selling out the country as a POW or whatever. You know, something that certainly would not have a chance at backfiring horribly because holy poo poo are you seriously attacking a political opponent for being tortured by the Viet Cong? Well, there were groups that shamelessly attacked Kerry along the lines of his service in 2004. Perhaps in 2008 it was the same people who just assumed it was totally normal to go after someone for their service, not realizing they are wretched pieces of poo poo to do so? SedanChair posted:That sounds like something Mark Penn would float to be honest. I'm still afraid that suddenly, at the last minute, Mark Penn will do something to make Rand Paul president. Mark Penn is going to cause the end of the world. Mark Penn Mark Penn
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Evil Fluffy posted:It's believed that when they found out McCain's family connection, and thus value, they took extra care with him because regardless of what info he did or did not have he was going to be rather valuable alive. In 2008 when people thought it'd be McCain vs Hilary there was a lot of huffing(of glue) on the right and Talk Radio about how Clinton had dug up dirt on him to paint him as selling out the country as a POW or whatever. You know, something that certainly would not have a chance at backfiring horribly because holy poo poo are you seriously attacking a political opponent for being tortured by the Viet Cong? And so continues the Republican tradition of doing horrible things then accusing the Left of doing it
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Sgt. Anime Pederast posted:I was under the impression he was never tortured because his daddy was in charge of the navy. Is this incorrect? John McCain was refused life saving medical care until it was known that he was the son of an admiral. He was given the option to be released early due to his family connections and refused to leave sooner than any man captured before him.
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SedanChair posted:That sounds like something Mark Penn would float to be honest. I'm still afraid that suddenly, at the last minute, Mark Penn will do something to make Rand Paul president. Mark Penn is going to cause the end of the world. This is the way the world ends, not with bang but with Mark Penn.
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