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Disco Spider
Oct 31, 2012

Entertaining and educational! Survivor's got it all!

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Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

There was once a captain who was wandering home from his boat, satisfied with his days work spent fishing out at sea. He was walking through the snow when he stumbled upon a snake frozen in the ice. The snake said to him "please let me be your friend." The Captain being a trusting sort, took that snake, and brought it home, and took care of it, thawing it out and nursing it back to health in the comfort of his home. And as soon as the snake was well enough, it tried to misdirect the Captain, and bit him in his leg. As the Captain stood there looking down at the snake he asked "Why? I took care of you, I love you, I offered to protect you." And that snake looked that Captain right in the eye and said 'You stupid old man. I'm a snake."

And then snake realised that the Captain had a wooden leg.

And the Captain bit that snakes head off.

The end.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
I like that story :)

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

Did people talk after the tribal council started? What was that about?

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Fast Luck posted:

Did people talk after the tribal council started? What was that about?

Someone sent me a PM

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

windshipper posted:

The biggest snake of them all.

:colbert:

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

...in THIS game.

Dhaes
Dec 1, 2006

You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.

IcePhoenix posted:

Someone sent me a PM

Yeah, that was me. I hadn't checked the thread / realized it started yet and IcePhoenix got hit tits in a twist about a PM I sent saying "if you want to ask me something, just ask" in response to some 5 paragraph cryptic conspiracy theory bullshit he sent me.

On that note, if anyone wants to ask me something, just ask rather than sending me 5 paragraphs of cryptic conspiracy theory bullshit.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Dhaes posted:

Yeah, that was me. I hadn't checked the thread / realized it started yet and IcePhoenix got hit tits in a twist about a PM I sent saying "if you want to ask me something, just ask" in response to some 5 paragraph cryptic conspiracy theory bullshit he sent me.

On that note, if anyone wants to ask me something, just ask rather than sending me 5 paragraphs of cryptic conspiracy theory bullshit.

You seem slightly perturbed, brother.

Dhaes
Dec 1, 2006

You realize, of course, that everything I say is horseshit.
Not really. It is what it is. That is me being open, I've got nothing to hide.

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!
:munch:

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

IcePhoenix posted:

You seem slightly perturbed, brother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nlOeqEIHXY

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

Dhaes posted:

Yeah, that was me. I hadn't checked the thread / realized it started yet and IcePhoenix got hit tits in a twist about a PM I sent saying "if you want to ask me something, just ask" in response to some 5 paragraph cryptic conspiracy theory bullshit he sent me.

On that note, if anyone wants to ask me something, just ask rather than sending me 5 paragraphs of cryptic conspiracy theory bullshit.

Or is that just what you want people to think?

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DARK CONSPIRACY

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Winson_Paine posted:

Or is that just what you want people to think?

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DARK CONSPIRACY

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

Dhaes posted:

On that note, if anyone wants to ask me something, just ask rather than sending me 5 paragraphs of cryptic conspiracy theory bullshit.

You should submit the 5 paragraphs of cryptic conspiracy theory bullshit as a confessional so that the Viewers can enjoy it.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Byers2142 posted:

You should submit the 5 paragraphs of cryptic conspiracy theory bullshit as a confessional so that the Viewers can enjoy it.

He was absolutely right that it was bullshit but I can't remember what I wrote because I was just making it up as I went along.

paperchaseguy
Feb 21, 2002

THEY'RE GONNA SAY NO

the best Probst

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.
Hey so is there a roster limitation for the upcoming challenge/do we need to submit a team/whatever?

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

Majuju posted:

Hey so is there a roster limitation for the upcoming challenge/do we need to submit a team/whatever?

No one has mentioned it so I am assuming it is all in.

Hell, maybe it is a double tribal night and it will be an INDIVIDUAL HEAT

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude
I hope its which tribe can play snake the best. I would find that to be suitably fitting.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

JEFF YOU ARE LATE

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.
THERE IS ONE MOD IN THIS GAME WHO CAN TELL TIME

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

Winson_Paine posted:

THERE IS ONE MOD IN THIS GAME WHO CAN TELL TIME

Is it me?

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Asiina posted:

Is it me?

Well you didn't miss your turn in a time sensitive challenge so I guess so.

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?
I hope it's which tribe can conquer war, death, and famine worldwide the best.

We're all super geniuses over here, you see. :smugdog:

Winson_Paine
Oct 27, 2000

Wait, something is wrong.

IcePhoenix posted:

Well you didn't miss your turn in a time sensitive challenge so I guess so.

more liek time insensitive

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

windshipper posted:

I hope it's which tribe can conquer war, death, and famine worldwide the best.

We're all super geniuses over here, you see. :smugdog:

No spoilers I haven't read East of West this month yet!

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Majuju posted:

No spoilers I haven't read East of West this month yet!

That's ok. No time to read. We need to get back in the lab to create super soldiers once this challenge is over, anyways.

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude

windshipper posted:

I hope it's which tribe can conquer war, death, and famine worldwide the best.

We're all super geniuses over here, you see. :smugdog:

Yeah but will you be able to figure out the talent portion of the pageant? Because we have the beauty part nailed down :smuggo:

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Your Personal Muse posted:

Yeah but will you be able to figure out the talent portion of the pageant? Because we have the beauty part nailed down :smuggo:

If by nailed down, you mean it looks like someone nailed your skin onto your face, you're absolutely right.

:smuggo:

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
Remember, smuggo is not overused!

Propaganda Machine
Jan 2, 2005

Truthiness!

Byers2142 posted:

Remember, smuggo is not overused!

:colbert:

Your Personal Muse
Oct 5, 2010

what a cool dude

windshipper posted:

If by nailed down, you mean it looks like someone nailed your skin onto your face, you're absolutely right.

:smuggo:

The only thing getting nailed is this challenge when our tribe nails it. :smuggo:

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Byers2142 posted:

Remember, smuggo is not overused!

Still mad about this.

Majuju
Dec 30, 2006

I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

windshipper posted:

That's ok. No time to read. We need to get back in the lab to create super soldiers once this challenge is over, anyways.

I'm only reading Manhattan Projects in trade so this is even more problematic.

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Byers2142 posted:

Remember, smuggo is not overused!

:smugdog:

Your Personal Muse posted:

The only thing getting nailed is this challenge when our tribe nails it. :smuggo:

Only because our team is busy running a train on your sister.

:smugbert:

Majuju posted:

I'm only reading Manhattan Projects in trade so this is even more problematic.

Excuse me... Nuclear powered power-armor? No one showed you those plans yet?

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer

Skinty McEdger posted:

Still mad about this.

:smug: and :smuggo: are different!

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Asiina posted:

:smug: and :smuggo: are different!

:commissar:

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Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...

windshipper posted:

Only because our team is busy running a train on your sister.

:smugbert:

Ahhh, prom, good memories!

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