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Azhais posted:Speaking of Febreeze avatars, he still owes me one for winning the charity fantasy football league last year. Now I just need some sort of useful idea Wait what? I don't recall agreeing to that. I thought I just had to make a couple things for Beer4theBeergod.
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# ? May 21, 2014 20:16 |
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Febreeze posted:Wait what? I don't recall agreeing to that. I thought I just had to make a couple things for Beer4theBeergod. If something was lost in translation, that's cool: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3562102 quote:Our very own Febreeze who runs The Draw Play has pledged a free custom avatar to the winner! Plus the avatar change will be free thanks to Gendo! Obviously Gendo ain't doing squat at this point
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# ? May 21, 2014 20:17 |
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Azhais posted:If something was lost in translation, that's cool: Well maybe I did agree to it then. I'm more open on time, so come up with an idea good sir
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# ? May 21, 2014 20:49 |
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I can try to get it uploaded, but the server used for that seems to suffer the same fate as the archives one.
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# ? May 21, 2014 21:00 |
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DJExile posted:working on finding a way to make "poor unfortunate souls" about browns fans Meanwhile, "Make a Man Out Of You" is about the actual Browns preparing for a Steelers game
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# ? May 21, 2014 21:45 |
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"Let it Go" is about 1996
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# ? May 21, 2014 22:06 |
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:Meanwhile, "Make a Man Out Of You" is about the actual Browns preparing for a Steelers game
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# ? May 21, 2014 22:08 |
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Febreeze, good job!
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# ? May 21, 2014 22:24 |
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Can anyone Farthouse-ify "The World's Greatest Criminal Mind?" Because Professor Ratigan was the drat coolest.
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# ? May 21, 2014 22:58 |
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BearDrivingTruck posted:Can anyone Farthouse-ify "The World's Greatest Criminal Mind?" Make it about Aaron Hernandez
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# ? May 21, 2014 23:20 |
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JT Jag posted:Pretty much all the Disney Villain Songs are awesome but Hellfire is amazing. My girlfriend specifically told me that I was not allowed to profane the good name of Hellfire by turning it into a mockery of football and the Browns. But I showed her, and did it anyway!
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# ? May 22, 2014 00:26 |
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Sexy Eli Manning is like the second top thing on Deadspin right now.
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# ? May 22, 2014 03:28 |
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Crazy Ted posted:Sexy Eli Manning is like the second top thing on Deadspin right now. I love how it's the tweet and nothing else.
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# ? May 22, 2014 04:01 |
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I'm doing the football card thing again, this time with cards from 1992 and at least the first five Vikings draft picks. Here's the first two, using Upper Decks' Rookie and regular sets as templates. UD used to be a big deal but at some point the exclusive rights to MLB and the NFL were bought up by Topps and all that UD prints is college football players. What I've done in the past is here: https://www.flickr.com/photos/85438266@N06/
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Febreeze posted:I'm more open on time, so come up with an idea good sir And therein lies the problem in bringing it up. I'm the least creative person ever. Hmm.. I don't really hate any teams or players, I don't have a rich history of probations to be proud of like Chiche, I'm more of a generic football fan than a real proponent of any given team (tho I do follow the Vikings and Packers more than the rest because I live there/grew up there respectively), and spend most of my time thinking about fantasy football. Maybe something like a Janus two faced god with a packer fan and a vikings fan. One looking to the future, one to the past, but which is which? Or I suppose just something revolving around the charity league. Fantasy Football for the children. I'm open to suggestions if anyone has any ideas.
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Azhais posted:And therein lies the problem in bringing it up. I'm the least creative person ever. Hmm.. I don't really hate any teams or players, I don't have a rich history of probations to be proud of like Chiche, I'm more of a generic football fan than a real proponent of any given team (tho I do follow the Vikings and Packers more than the rest because I live there/grew up there respectively), and spend most of my time thinking about fantasy football. If your star player didn't score a TD this week, rub some dirt on it. Concussion-free football for all ages.
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# ? May 22, 2014 06:12 |
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Febreeze posted:I got bored so I made a sexy Eli manning This poo poo is sitting on Deadspin's front page right now, good job Febreeze
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# ? May 22, 2014 06:50 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY I see the draft starting up tonight. But I hear only whispers of some draftnik's guesstimation. "He's getting picked at twenty-six, The lowly Browns will have a bout of major desperation." I got a phone call early on Hoping to find some reassuring news, instead a niiiine-oh-four. The voice I heard had this to say: "Welcome Bort, we're waiting here for you." It's gonna take a lot to get seven wins for you. There's nothing that a Manning or a Brees could even do. I'll waste away down in Jacksonville. Gonna take some work for us to end up merely baaaaad, oh no. Wide receivers cried out in the night As they grew restless longing for some throws from someone competent. I know that I must stay upright If we're to get on the scoreboard, otherwise the cellar is where the team will be sent. I'll have to steel myself inside; frightened of the stache on Mr. Khan. It's gonna take a lot to last the whole season through. There's no way short of miracles from God that we'll make do. I hope for wins down in Jacksonville Otherwise we'll relocate and be the London Jaaaaags, oh no. (instrumental) Welcome Bort, we're waiting here for you. It's gonna take a lot get through the years with you. There's nothing that a therapist or four will ever do. I hope for wins down in Jacksonville I bless the tarps down in Jacksonville (I bless the tarps) I'll waste away down in Jacksonville (Iiiiii'll waste away) I can't believe I'm in Jacksonville Manziel is glad he's not in Jacksonville (aaaaa gonna take some work) Gonna take some work for us to end up merely baaaaad, oh no. ComfyPants fucked around with this message at 10:02 on May 22, 2014 |
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Intruder posted:It's good but not enough for me to knock Be Prepared off the top of the mountain Both have great leads but the lyrics and back up vocals are better in Hellfire.
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Intruder posted:Make it about Aaron Hernandez This isn't what you wanted, and this isn't what you had in mind. But this is what you're getting. "Conditions Of My Parole" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bigVpjDEoCo Sweet baby Jesus on trial Ima need a drat lawyer and a miracle To pull my rear end out of this Odin kept pokin' the bull So I shot his rear end in the street And I was over it Shoulda dumped my gat into a storm drain But what if he's a snitch or leaks to TMZ I better hang on to this Lordy with my hand upon the Bible Swear I shot the drat Odin, not a bitch But the po po don't give a poo poo Lordy won't you show a little mercy I've been on the straight and narrow Since the last few people shot by me Dat snitch Odin kept pokin' So I shot his rear end in the street And I was over it I lost my head a bit, Please Help Me Out Of This God drat judge found me guilty of public 'toxication triple homocide and parole violation But the CSI couldn't find the gun To corroborate their bullshit story Sweet Jesus, don't let the team release me What if he's a snitch or leaks to TMZ Or tries to fuckin kill me then i walked away and chewed bubblelicious, sweet Help me outta this [4x] Eh... bit of a stretch. Still, it's a good song at any rate.
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# ? May 22, 2014 12:55 |
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Great, now I can't shake the feeling that "Once Upon A December" from Anastasia can be easily Brownsed, but I have no time at the moment. This is going to be bugging me all day.
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# ? May 22, 2014 14:23 |
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Never expected a dumb joke pic I did mostly to try out digital painting would end up on Deadspin. Even after all this time I still have no idea what people are going to latch onto. anyway have a creepy look into my personal life http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/lonely-off-season-nights/
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# ? May 22, 2014 17:51 |
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That commenter is really bad at finding the Rexy. Though the previous one was really hard to spot.
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# ? May 22, 2014 18:00 |
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This is outstanding
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# ? May 22, 2014 18:28 |
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I wonder how annoying the sexy rexy comments are.
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# ? May 22, 2014 18:51 |
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PrinceRandom posted:I wonder how annoying the sexy rexy comments are. Not as annoying as...oh never mind.
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# ? May 22, 2014 19:12 |
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PrinceRandom posted:I wonder how annoying the sexy rexy comments are. They are extremely annoying. Almost every comic someone can't find the drat thing. Sometimes I feel like people read the comic soley to find the stupid sexy rexy, most of which are afterthoughts. I haven't missed one since like comic 70, outside the one time I accidentally stuck a word bubble over it. I'm not forgetting them.
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# ? May 22, 2014 19:13 |
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I still hold out hope that the Vontaze Burfict who comments is actually Vontaze Burfict.
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# ? May 22, 2014 19:30 |
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gohuskies posted:I still hold out hope that the Vontaze Burfict who comments is actually Vontaze Burfict. It's really him and I'll hear no talk otherwise. *sticks fingers in ears* Lalalalala, not listening.
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# ? May 22, 2014 19:39 |
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Febreeze posted:Never expected a dumb joke pic I did mostly to try out digital painting would end up on Deadspin. Even after all this time I still have no idea what people are going to latch onto. I was surprisingly disappointed that the candle scent wasn't Ocean Febreeze. I'm one of those jerks that always looks for the sexy rexys but they're more a bonus than anything, I'd still read without because the comic is funny and I like your style.
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Febreeze posted:Almost every comic someone can't find the drat thing. Sometimes I feel like people read the comic soley to find the stupid sexy rexy, most of which are afterthoughts. Some of us are dumb and/or bad at seeing things, ok? (The only one where I couldn't find the Sexy Rexy was the Haslem puts together a burning franchise one)
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Great White Hope posted:Some of us are dumb and/or bad at seeing things, ok? That was one of my better ones. Mostly I just stick it written on something because I can't figure out a way to fit it in organically. IcePhoenix posted:I was surprisingly disappointed that the candle scent wasn't Ocean Febreeze. Dammnit that would have been great I could have made it "Ocean Brees" too. Such a wasted opportunity
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# ? May 22, 2014 20:36 |
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Febreeze posted:
Does that happen a lot when you finish a comic, where a couple hours later you think, "that punchline/small detail would've been much better than what I actually put in the comic"?
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Faltese Malkin posted:Does that happen a lot when you finish a comic, where a couple hours later you think, "that punchline/small detail would've been much better than what I actually put in the comic"? All the goddamn time. But that poo poo happens when you are on a timeframe and need to get things done. All I can do is frown for a bit and move on to the next one. Edit: Apparently Eli made an appearance on Sportsnation? Do they do re-runs of sportsnation during the day? I missed it Febreeze fucked around with this message at 21:28 on May 22, 2014 |
# ? May 22, 2014 20:42 |
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Febreeze, we gotta learn you some hockey.
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# ? May 22, 2014 21:58 |
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He'd just draw Lundqvist over and over again. And I wouldn't really be able to blame him.
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# ? May 22, 2014 21:59 |
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Febreeze posted:All the goddamn time. But that poo poo happens when you are on a timeframe and need to get things done. All I can do is frown for a bit and move on to the next one.
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JT Jag posted:They re-run Sportsnation all the loving time. According to a dude on twitter it came during the "winners and losers" bit of the show, when talking about Eli. So if you guys happen to have the show on, look for it. Hopefully they do a re-run while I'm at my computer and can catch a screenshot Febreeze fucked around with this message at 22:48 on May 22, 2014 |
# ? May 22, 2014 22:46 |
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TV program says sportsnation is playing in 10 minutes on ESPN News. Then again at 4am EST.
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I can't for the life of me find a stream to ESPN news that works
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