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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Azhais posted:

Speaking of Febreeze avatars, he still owes me one for winning the charity fantasy football league last year. Now I just need some sort of useful idea

Wait what? I don't recall agreeing to that. I thought I just had to make a couple things for Beer4theBeergod.

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Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Febreeze posted:

Wait what? I don't recall agreeing to that. I thought I just had to make a couple things for Beer4theBeergod.

If something was lost in translation, that's cool:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3562102

quote:

Our very own Febreeze who runs The Draw Play has pledged a free custom avatar to the winner! Plus the avatar change will be free thanks to Gendo!

Obviously Gendo ain't doing squat at this point

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Azhais posted:

If something was lost in translation, that's cool:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3562102


Obviously Gendo ain't doing squat at this point

Well maybe I did agree to it then.

I'm more open on time, so come up with an idea good sir

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I can try to get it uploaded, but the server used for that seems to suffer the same fate as the archives one.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

DJExile posted:

working on finding a way to make "poor unfortunate souls" about browns fans

Meanwhile, "Make a Man Out Of You" is about the actual Browns preparing for a Steelers game

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
"Let it Go" is about 1996

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

Meanwhile, "Make a Man Out Of You" is about the actual Browns preparing for a Steelers game

:drat:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Febreeze, good job!

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes
Can anyone Farthouse-ify "The World's Greatest Criminal Mind?"

Because Professor Ratigan was the drat coolest.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

BearDrivingTruck posted:

Can anyone Farthouse-ify "The World's Greatest Criminal Mind?"

Because Professor Ratigan was the drat coolest.

Make it about Aaron Hernandez

Val Helmethead
Apr 24, 2009

Pittsburgh is stored in the balls.

JT Jag posted:

Pretty much all the Disney Villain Songs are awesome but Hellfire is amazing.

My girlfriend specifically told me that I was not allowed to profane the good name of Hellfire by turning it into a mockery of football and the Browns. But I showed her, and did it anyway!

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Sexy Eli Manning is like the second top thing on Deadspin right now.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Crazy Ted posted:

Sexy Eli Manning is like the second top thing on Deadspin right now.

I love how it's the tweet and nothing else.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I'm doing the football card thing again, this time with cards from 1992 and at least the first five Vikings draft picks. Here's the first two, using Upper Decks' Rookie and regular sets as templates. UD used to be a big deal but at some point the exclusive rights to MLB and the NFL were bought up by Topps and all that UD prints is college football players.





What I've done in the past is here: https://www.flickr.com/photos/85438266@N06/

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Febreeze posted:

I'm more open on time, so come up with an idea good sir

And therein lies the problem in bringing it up. I'm the least creative person ever. Hmm.. I don't really hate any teams or players, I don't have a rich history of probations to be proud of like Chiche, I'm more of a generic football fan than a real proponent of any given team (tho I do follow the Vikings and Packers more than the rest because I live there/grew up there respectively), and spend most of my time thinking about fantasy football.

Maybe something like a Janus two faced god with a packer fan and a vikings fan. One looking to the future, one to the past, but which is which?

:negative:

Or I suppose just something revolving around the charity league. Fantasy Football for the children. I'm open to suggestions if anyone has any ideas.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Azhais posted:

And therein lies the problem in bringing it up. I'm the least creative person ever. Hmm.. I don't really hate any teams or players, I don't have a rich history of probations to be proud of like Chiche, I'm more of a generic football fan than a real proponent of any given team (tho I do follow the Vikings and Packers more than the rest because I live there/grew up there respectively), and spend most of my time thinking about fantasy football.

Maybe something like a Janus two faced god with a packer fan and a vikings fan. One looking to the future, one to the past, but which is which?

:negative:

Or I suppose just something revolving around the charity league. Fantasy Football for the children. I'm open to suggestions if anyone has any ideas.

If your star player didn't score a TD this week, rub some dirt on it.

Concussion-free football for all ages.

Dr_Strangelove
Dec 16, 2003

Mein Fuhrer! THEY WON!

Febreeze posted:

I got bored so I made a sexy Eli manning



This poo poo is sitting on Deadspin's front page right now, good job Febreeze

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

I see the draft starting up tonight.
But I hear only whispers of some draftnik's guesstimation.
"He's getting picked at twenty-six,
The lowly Browns will have a bout of major desperation."
I got a phone call early on
Hoping to find some reassuring news, instead a niiiine-oh-four.
The voice I heard had this to say: "Welcome Bort, we're waiting here for you."

It's gonna take a lot to get seven wins for you.
There's nothing that a Manning or a Brees could even do.
I'll waste away down in Jacksonville.
Gonna take some work for us to end up merely baaaaad, oh no.

Wide receivers cried out in the night
As they grew restless longing for some throws from someone competent.
I know that I must stay upright
If we're to get on the scoreboard, otherwise the cellar is where the team will be sent.
I'll have to steel myself inside; frightened of the stache on Mr. Khan.

It's gonna take a lot to last the whole season through.
There's no way short of miracles from God that we'll make do.
I hope for wins down in Jacksonville
Otherwise we'll relocate and be the London Jaaaaags, oh no.

(instrumental)

Welcome Bort, we're waiting here for you.

It's gonna take a lot get through the years with you.
There's nothing that a therapist or four will ever do.
I hope for wins down in Jacksonville
I bless the tarps down in Jacksonville (I bless the tarps)
I'll waste away down in Jacksonville (Iiiiii'll waste away)
I can't believe I'm in Jacksonville
Manziel is glad he's not in Jacksonville (aaaaa gonna take some work)
Gonna take some work for us to end up merely baaaaad, oh no.

ComfyPants fucked around with this message at 10:02 on May 22, 2014

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Intruder posted:

It's good but not enough for me to knock Be Prepared off the top of the mountain

Both have great leads but the lyrics and back up vocals are better in Hellfire.

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.

Intruder posted:

Make it about Aaron Hernandez

This isn't what you wanted, and this isn't what you had in mind. But this is what you're getting.

"Conditions Of My Parole"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bigVpjDEoCo

Sweet baby Jesus on trial
Ima need a drat lawyer and a miracle
To pull my rear end out of this
Odin kept pokin' the bull
So I shot his rear end in the street
And I was over it

Shoulda dumped my gat into a storm drain
But what if he's a snitch or leaks to TMZ
I better hang on to this
Lordy with my hand upon the Bible
Swear I shot the drat Odin, not a bitch
But the po po don't give a poo poo

Lordy won't you show a little mercy
I've been on the straight and narrow
Since the last few people shot by me
Dat snitch Odin kept pokin'
So I shot his rear end in the street
And I was over it
I lost my head a bit,
Please Help Me Out Of This

God drat judge found me guilty of public 'toxication
triple homocide and parole violation
But the CSI couldn't find the gun
To corroborate their bullshit story

Sweet Jesus, don't let the team release me
What if he's a snitch or leaks to TMZ
Or tries to fuckin kill me
then i walked away and chewed bubblelicious, sweet
Help me outta this [4x]

Eh... bit of a stretch. Still, it's a good song at any rate.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Great, now I can't shake the feeling that "Once Upon A December" from Anastasia can be easily Brownsed, but I have no time at the moment.

This is going to be bugging me all day.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Never expected a dumb joke pic I did mostly to try out digital painting would end up on Deadspin. Even after all this time I still have no idea what people are going to latch onto.

anyway have a creepy look into my personal life

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/lonely-off-season-nights/

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

That commenter is really bad at finding the Rexy. Though the previous one was really hard to spot.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida


This is outstanding

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

I wonder how annoying the sexy rexy comments are.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

PrinceRandom posted:

I wonder how annoying the sexy rexy comments are.

Not as annoying as...oh never mind.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

PrinceRandom posted:

I wonder how annoying the sexy rexy comments are.

They are extremely annoying. Almost every comic someone can't find the drat thing. Sometimes I feel like people read the comic soley to find the stupid sexy rexy, most of which are afterthoughts.

I haven't missed one since like comic 70, outside the one time I accidentally stuck a word bubble over it. I'm not forgetting them.

gohuskies
Oct 23, 2010

I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.
I still hold out hope that the Vontaze Burfict who comments is actually Vontaze Burfict.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

gohuskies posted:

I still hold out hope that the Vontaze Burfict who comments is actually Vontaze Burfict.

It's really him and I'll hear no talk otherwise. *sticks fingers in ears* Lalalalala, not listening.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Febreeze posted:

Never expected a dumb joke pic I did mostly to try out digital painting would end up on Deadspin. Even after all this time I still have no idea what people are going to latch onto.

anyway have a creepy look into my personal life

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/lonely-off-season-nights/

I was surprisingly disappointed that the candle scent wasn't Ocean Febreeze.

I'm one of those jerks that always looks for the sexy rexys but they're more a bonus than anything, I'd still read without because the comic is funny and I like your style.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Febreeze posted:

Almost every comic someone can't find the drat thing. Sometimes I feel like people read the comic soley to find the stupid sexy rexy, most of which are afterthoughts.

Some of us are dumb and/or bad at seeing things, ok? :(

(The only one where I couldn't find the Sexy Rexy was the Haslem puts together a burning franchise one)

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Great White Hope posted:

Some of us are dumb and/or bad at seeing things, ok? :(

(The only one where I couldn't find the Sexy Rexy was the Haslem puts together a burning franchise one)

That was one of my better ones. Mostly I just stick it written on something because I can't figure out a way to fit it in organically.

IcePhoenix posted:

I was surprisingly disappointed that the candle scent wasn't Ocean Febreeze.

Dammnit that would have been great
I could have made it "Ocean Brees" too.

Such a wasted opportunity

Faltese Malkin
Aug 22, 2005
Georgetown

Febreeze posted:


Dammnit that would have been great
I could have made it "Ocean Brees" too.

Such a wasted opportunity

Does that happen a lot when you finish a comic, where a couple hours later you think, "that punchline/small detail would've been much better than what I actually put in the comic"?

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Faltese Malkin posted:

Does that happen a lot when you finish a comic, where a couple hours later you think, "that punchline/small detail would've been much better than what I actually put in the comic"?

All the goddamn time. But that poo poo happens when you are on a timeframe and need to get things done. All I can do is frown for a bit and move on to the next one.

Edit: Apparently Eli made an appearance on Sportsnation? Do they do re-runs of sportsnation during the day? I missed it

Febreeze fucked around with this message at 21:28 on May 22, 2014

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Febreeze, we gotta learn you some hockey.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
He'd just draw Lundqvist over and over again.

And I wouldn't really be able to blame him.

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Febreeze posted:

All the goddamn time. But that poo poo happens when you are on a timeframe and need to get things done. All I can do is frown for a bit and move on to the next one.

Edit: Apparently Eli made an appearance on Sportsnation? Do they do re-runs of sportsnation during the day? I missed it
They re-run Sportsnation all the loving time.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

JT Jag posted:

They re-run Sportsnation all the loving time.

According to a dude on twitter it came during the "winners and losers" bit of the show, when talking about Eli. So if you guys happen to have the show on, look for it. Hopefully they do a re-run while I'm at my computer and can catch a screenshot

Febreeze fucked around with this message at 22:48 on May 22, 2014

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



TV program says sportsnation is playing in 10 minutes on ESPN News. Then again at 4am EST.

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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
I can't for the life of me find a stream to ESPN news that works

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