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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

-Atom- posted:

Loaded up Marks Friggin this morning and saw "Doug Stanhope and Bingo visits" and audibly said "Oh, gently caress yeah!"

I found out about Doug Stanhope's existence from the Stern show. And Bob Schimmel and Patton Oswalt and a bunch of other funny people. I do miss that.

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Banditoh
Aug 13, 2005

-Atom- posted:

Loaded up Marks Friggin this morning and saw "Doug Stanhope and Bingo visits" and audibly said "Oh, gently caress yeah!"

I read this post and audibly said "Oh, gently caress yeah!"

First show I'll have listened to in months.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

-Atom- posted:

Loaded up Marks Friggin this morning and saw "Doug Stanhope and Bingo visits" and audibly said "Oh, gently caress yeah!"

It was quite the interview. Howard tried his normal routine of digging into the guests personal life, but backed off noticeably at times due to the darkness that he was finding there.

It's not often that happens.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

There is a man out in the world right now who is the next Billy West. Just as funny, just as quick, just as good with voices. If Stern cared, this dude could revitalize the show on an early Artie level.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJU0KVN4eek if you have an hour to burn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFyo9b4_6iY if you have 5 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QLh4SCclkM if you have 3.

the chip
Mar 10, 2002

Fun Shoe
My favorite is this Jesse Ventura and Huell Howser interview on CBB:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nDOpG2x58M

kylej
Jul 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer

GenoCanSing posted:

There is a man out in the world right now who is the next Billy West. Just as funny, just as quick, just as good with voices. If Stern cared, this dude could revitalize the show on an early Artie level.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJU0KVN4eek if you have an hour to burn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFyo9b4_6iY if you have 5 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4QLh4SCclkM if you have 3.

The show has evolved.

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

kylej posted:

The show has evolved.

I was just going to say: the show has evolved!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







I wonder how many crazy cat ladies have been crushed to death by giant stacks of Cat Fancy magazine.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I can't remember who Howard was talking to, someone from the Wack Pack (Pete? Not Medicated Pete, but another angry, Hanzi-like Pete), but Howard said to him 'If you're going to do something, be the best at it'. I've heard that before, but for some reason, listening to him tell the story of him being a dishwasher (and listening to it again during a Hanzi compilation as I type this) really stuck with me, and it won't leave my head. It's really great loving advice, as simple as it is. Now when I do things, I'm constantly thinking 'I have to be the best at this' and I've started to notice that it's making things better.

Thanks Howard :unsmith:

Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I can't remember who Howard was talking to, someone from the Wack Pack (Pete? Not Medicated Pete, but another angry, Hanzi-like Pete), but Howard said to him 'If you're going to do something, be the best at it'. I've heard that before, but for some reason, listening to him tell the story of him being a dishwasher (and listening to it again during a Hanzi compilation as I type this) really stuck with me, and it won't leave my head. It's really great loving advice, as simple as it is. Now when I do things, I'm constantly thinking 'I have to be the best at this' and I've started to notice that it's making things better.

Thanks Howard :unsmith:

Howard told that to Jerry Seinfeld on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee too.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Catching up on some random things, NPH's phoney phone call to a food-poisoned Riley Martin is loving priceless. And even though we've heard him before, I loved the Mike Judge interview.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Former Human posted:

Howard told that to Jerry Seinfeld on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee too.

Jesus those are two of the most neurotic people in the universe.

Howard has been calling Jerry on actually not liking him at all for like 30 years.

euphronius fucked around with this message at 16:52 on May 23, 2014

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Off topic I know but tell me this wouldn't make a great Sal and Richard prank call

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1DnBQye83I

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades
That man must live in a constant hell. The comments are all funny too, everyone is telling him to go vegan and smoke weed, the cure to everything.

Can't see them doing much with this other than "constantly making a noise to annoy a person" however. Farts usually work way better for that.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I just watched American Splendor, and I kept trying to remember something I knew about the film, something that I had heard about someone's sex scene.

Then it hit me... Toby tried out for the Wack Pack and told a story about being in a film, I think aside from Splendor. The HSS contest was either the one with Bigfoot or the one where Bigfoot judged, it is.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

I just watched American Splendor, and I kept trying to remember something I knew about the film, something that I had heard about someone's sex scene.

Then it hit me... Toby tried out for the Wack Pack and told a story about being in a film, I think aside from Splendor. The HSS contest was either the one with Bigfoot or the one where Bigfoot judged, it is.

Toby was in the Killer Nerd series of films. They were released by Troma, so that's probably it.

Shes Not Impressed
Apr 25, 2004


Do Howard's parents call in at all anymore?

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

Shes Not Impressed posted:

Do Howard's parents call in at all anymore?

At this point, not for a few years. They are just getting too frail; Ben is almost stone-deaf, and I suspect that he is getting a little daft, too.


All we get is Howard doing the voices through his bullhorn, which is almost as good.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
"Do they have the halibut" is one of the funniest lines ever and that whole bit is amazing.

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

Katherine McPhee is getting divorced. I wonder if Eric still has that number, this could be his big chance!

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

GenoCanSing posted:

Katherine McPhee is getting divorced. I wonder if Eric still has that number, this could be his big chance!

"The....restra...*AHEM*...ining order...is still..in effect."

GenoCanSing
Mar 2, 2004

Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:

"The....restra...*AHEM*...ining order...is still..in effect."

I would love to know what, in his mind, he expected her to do when she got his messages. Like you get a sudden call from an unknown person with a creepy raspy voice, does he think anyone, much less a famous beautiful woman, would call back?

Creepo.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
I can't remember all the details about what happened, but I would love to know what he thought Diana Degarmo's mom was going to do after he called her 75 times to meet her daughter.

Speaking of, I love how when he meets Diana in studio he is like "hello again, Diana" like she remembers him from their 25 second meet and greet at some event for deformed midgets who call radio shows.
edit

holy cow I forgot he legitimately thought she might go to his brother's wedding (link to one of the most spectacular prank calls of all time)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUm2XjZ-0OE

Ribsauce fucked around with this message at 01:02 on May 25, 2014

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008

Ribsauce posted:

Speaking of, I love how when he meets Diana in studio he is like "hello again, Diana" like she remembers him from their 25 second meet and greet at some event for deformed midgets who call radio shows.
edit

"I'd already met her twice so it wasn't that big of a surprise when I met her in your studio," the little idiot insisted after he was in New York. I'm sure he makes an impression, but c'mon. He also insisted on having "connections" and "ways of meeting people" without the show but sitting in the handicap seats doesn't count.

Ribsauce posted:

holy cow I forgot he legitimately thought she might go to his brother's wedding (link to one of the most spectacular prank calls of all time)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUm2XjZ-0OE

That call has one of my favorite reactions from Eric: "You shits! You loving pieces of poo poo!"

I just wrapped up 2009 of the Eric Chronicles and I guess that's it? Artie leaves the show at the end of 2009, right? It kinda peters out with Eric being sick and losing his ties to the Bunny Ranch, but that might be the best way for anything with Eric to end.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
The start of satellite until Artie leaves is Eric at his best for more than just Artie poking and prodding the little guy. I remember when people first collected all of it together and put it in a pack, I probably listened to more of that than anything else that summer.

He really is the perfect Wackpacker. That test they gave that some fan came up with which turned out to be incredibly accurate, he fit to a T.

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008
It's definitely not JUST Artie that makes Eric what he is in those first four years but Artie's departure was a decline of the show for me in general and as it stands now the only thing I've listened to since then have been the ETM packs.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

ChaosMonkey posted:


I just wrapped up 2009 of the Eric Chronicles and I guess that's it? Artie leaves the show at the end of 2009, right? It kinda peters out with Eric being sick and losing his ties to the Bunny Ranch, but that might be the best way for anything with Eric to end.

Where are all of these again? I went back a bunch of pages in this thread and could not find them? The ETM ones would own, but other megapacks would also be awesome.

null_user01013
Nov 13, 2000

Drink up comrades

Ribsauce posted:

Speaking of, I love how when he meets Diana in studio he is like "hello again, Diana" like she remembers him from their 25 second meet and greet at some event for deformed midgets who call radio shows.

It would be pretty hard to forget you met a melted puppet from the Jim Henson studio

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
When Eric dies they should do a viking funeral where instead of a rowboat down a river, they shoot a flaming arrow at Eric as he floats away with hydrogen balloons.

Vakal
May 11, 2008

an adult beverage posted:

When Eric dies they should do a viking funeral where instead of a rowboat down a river, they shoot a flaming arrow at Eric as he floats away with hydrogen balloons.

I'm pretty sure the moment Eric dies he's just going to dissolve into a pile of dust anyway.

Cromulent
Dec 22, 2002

People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.

Ribsauce posted:

Where are all of these again? I went back a bunch of pages in this thread and could not find them? The ETM ones would own, but other megapacks would also be awesome.
This guy's got them all uploaded: https://www.youtube.com/user/IDFUKSNOKKIE

I never listened to the first pack of ETM calls, it's amazing how entitled he is right from the start. I had assumed he only became that way after multiple times on the air and becoming a regular, but nope, right from the first call he's a little prick. It's funny when he's only called like twice and on his next call he says "I've been try--ing to call for weeks, when you were talk--ing about Las---Vegas." "Eric, you don't even live in Las Vegas." "I--know, but I want---to be part of the conver--sation when you guys talk about---it."

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Is there a simple way to make these into .mp3s? Like a plugin maybe?

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Ribsauce posted:

Is there a simple way to make these into .mp3s? Like a plugin maybe?

I have this bookmarked:

http://www.url-to-mp3.com/

It might work?

ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008
And the always loveable https://www.scriptcover.com (etm-sirius-2006 etc)

Coheed and Camembert
Feb 11, 2012

Cromulent posted:

I never listened to the first pack of ETM calls, it's amazing how entitled he is right from the start. I had assumed he only became that way after multiple times on the air and becoming a regular, but nope, right from the first call he's a little prick. It's funny when he's only called like twice and on his next call he says "I've been try--ing to call for weeks, when you were talk--ing about Las---Vegas." "Eric, you don't even live in Las Vegas." "I--know, but I want---to be part of the conver--sation when you guys talk about---it."

Not only that, but immediately after he would talk poo poo about Howard or Gary or anyone else, he would ask for money. He's always been a little douche.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

I think I've pretty much heard everything regarding Hanzi, and while I haven't heard everything ETM-related, I cannot see him being worse than that conspiracy-loving douche.

an adult beverage
Aug 13, 2005

1,2,3,4,5 dem gators don't take no jive. go gator -US Rep. Corrine Brown (D) FL
Did they ever have this Zenaida Perez chick back in? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2X32mgMsk4

She could have been a great wack packer.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

an adult beverage posted:

Did they ever have this Zenaida Perez chick back in? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2X32mgMsk4

She could have been a great wack packer.

They did get her back a few years later, but she was getting therapy and (I think) was on antidepressants, so it wasn't nearly as entertaining as her first appearance.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
:lol:

1:15

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkB4zQWXy3w

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ChaosMonkey
Jun 28, 2008
Guess I haven't had enough ETM so I've gone back and started lsitening to the terrestrial calls. He started calling in 2002 but only got on the show a handful of times in 2002 and 2003. I think this call from 2004 is the first "true" Eric the Midget call:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfWyUuMPggc

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