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penismightier
Dec 6, 2005

What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.


I swear to god underneath the sex film bullshit, this is a really good thriller. I couldn't believe it either, but it's true.

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Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

penismightier posted:

I swear to god underneath the sex film bullshit, this is a really good thriller. I couldn't believe it either, but it's true.

Save it for the judge, man.

Notsosubtle
Oct 30, 2008

muscles like this? posted:

Ew, "This is 15 year old Arleen Sue" with a slow pan up and down a woman in her underwear. Although, to be fair, it is probably the unsexiest underwear ever.

Wait... so the trailer starts out implying that Arleen is a bit of a tease and even turns friends against each other because everyone is so lustful after her. Then, it implies that she gets gang raped out of nowhere... and that's how she gets pregnant. Slutty, irresponsible, Arleen sure had it comin'! And then the rest of the movie is basically a sex ed class.

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone


So is this a comedic adaption of Dracula? I really don't know




She looks so shocked at the tiny Louis Prima



Well, what did happen?



I'm not sure Straw Dogs makes a good double feature with anything...



...Except maybe this

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/DihMMuD.jpg :nws:

I like the art style but those tentacles are not a good sign.



Is it just me or does this poster make it look like a horror or thriller?



So, anyone seen this? I'm always up for watching more Dennis Hopper



The giant ? are really out of place.



I always love it when 1984 adaptions try to play up the sex.

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



Nckdictator posted:



I always love it when 1984 adaptions try to play up the sex.
There is precedent

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Nckdictator posted:

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:nws: http://i.imgur.com/DihMMuD.jpg :nws:

I like the art style but those tentacles are not a good sign.



Surprisingly that is not the only poster that combines tentacles and naked women:
:nws:http://imgur.com/7JcPrQh:nws:

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Vincent posted:

There is precedent


This is the copy my mom gave me.

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

This is the copy my mom gave me.

Tell her she had good taste.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
I was ready for that book to be so drat sexy.

Lady Naga
Apr 25, 2008

Voyons Donc!

Alhazred posted:

Surprisingly that is not the only poster that combines tentacles and naked women:
:nws:http://imgur.com/7JcPrQh:nws:

And yet somehow Octopussy didn't get one of these. Lame.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Nckdictator posted:



So is this a comedic adaption of Dracula? I really don't know


Capulina was/is a popular comedian in my country,he did a small series of movies called "Capulina vs_____"

The most famous one was Capulina contra los mounstros:



Of course the one you posted might be a parody of this:


(Santo vs the vampire women)

Which were very popular. You know, some famous luchador fighting against some popular monster. The one were Santo(Or blue demon,I can't remember who) fights against the werewolf scared me a bit when I was a child.

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

The HD remake of Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts is looking sick.

Sheldrake
Jul 19, 2006

~pettin in the park~

Nckdictator posted:



Is it just me or does this poster make it look like a horror or thriller?

It's actually a moody crime picture for the most part. It's directed by Michael Curtiz and is usually considered one of the better Elvis movies.

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



Desperado Bones posted:

Capulina was/is a popular comedian in my country,he did a small series of movies called "Capulina vs_____"

The most famous one was Capulina contra los mounstros:



Of course the one you posted might be a parody of this:


(Santo vs the vampire women)

Which were very popular. You know, some famous luchador fighting against some popular monster. The one were Santo(Or blue demon,I can't remember who) fights against the werewolf scared me a bit when I was a child.

Did he come before of after Cantinflas? I'm not from mexico, but Cantinflas was hella popular down here when I was a kid, I dare to say he was, at his peak, as popular a El Chavo (which is still very popular)

Edit: some posters





Vincent fucked around with this message at 04:52 on May 25, 2014

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


I think he appeared during the same time,perhaps a bit later. Before being just "Capulina",Gaspar Henaine would appear in several movies with another comedian, Marco Antonio Campos better known as "Viruta". Together they made some very funny dumb comedies, well...if you were a kid you would find them funny. Their act was more like a cheap copy of Laurel and Hardy. Once Capulina went solo...well...Gaspar made some really lovely extra dumb comedy.

But yeah, they would never come close to Cantinflas or Tin-Tan, both of them were the greatest when it comes to Mexican comedians. Still, they are well remembered among people.







Quality of the films aside, I like the art in the third poster.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Desperado Bones posted:


(Santo vs the vampire women)

Which were very popular. You know, some famous luchador fighting against some popular monster. The one were Santo(Or blue demon,I can't remember who) fights against the werewolf scared me a bit when I was a child.

Mystery Science Theater 3000 did this movie. I'll never forget the climax in which a torch-carrying Santo individually sets fire to some half dozen sleeping vampire women. With their bloodcurdling shrieks echoing the burning halls behind him, he wordlessly runs past the people he rescued, hops into his convertible sports car and waves as he drives away.

Credits.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Ghostpilot posted:

Mystery Science Theater 3000 did this movie. I'll never forget the climax in which a torch-carrying Santo individually sets fire to some half dozen sleeping vampire women. With their bloodcurdling shrieks echoing the burning halls behind him, he wordlessly runs past the people he rescued, hops into his convertible sports car and waves as he drives away.

Credits.

Best. Movie Ending. Ever.

Rirse
May 7, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Desperado Bones posted:

Best. Movie Ending. Ever.

No, Blood Debt has the best ending for a movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u61F_qvdid0

Even the poster is pretty crazy, shame I can' find a bigger version.

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

Rirse posted:

No, Blood Debt has the best ending for a movie.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u61F_qvdid0

Even the poster is pretty crazy, shame I can' find a bigger version.



Invasion USA did it a bit classier, http://youtu.be/VdWhkdyl9bY

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

I was ready for that book to be so drat sexy.

I felt the same way about "The Sirens of Titan"

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Just finished watching one of the forgotten gangster movies of the 1970s: Prime Cut. The DVD looked great and you can't beat Gene Hackman and Lee Marvin. There's almost no story but goddamn it was fun watching these two in their prime.

Note: At no point in the movie does Hackman wield a cleaver.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Dick Trauma posted:

Note: At no point in the movie does Hackman wield a cleaver.

Then the movie can blow me.

There's several iterations of that cover, and Hackman always has a cleaver.

Those fuckers.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Dick Trauma posted:

Just finished watching one of the forgotten gangster movies of the 1970s: Prime Cut. The DVD looked great and you can't beat Gene Hackman and Lee Marvin. There's almost no story but goddamn it was fun watching these two in their prime.

Note: At no point in the movie does Hackman wield a cleaver.



I love Prime Cut. How do you talk about it and not talk about how radiant Sissy Spacek is in it?

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Spazzle posted:

Invasion USA did it a bit classier, http://youtu.be/VdWhkdyl9bY

I thought you were refering to the other Invasion USA, also featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000, which ends on George Washington telling people to go kill commies. And I got that movie mixed up with Rocket Attack USA, also also shown in MST3K, whose third act is completely bonkers. It ends with New York City being nuked and a message "We cannot let this be THE END" ("Oh yes, we can.").

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
Oh no, not "slimy things"







The people at top are runing this poster



Thanks for the disclaimer



Not going to lie, I really like this one










That doesn't look like Broadway




And "Leering Satan" for last.

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Dolemite is one of the greatest movies ever and belongs in a museum.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPMowmHkW3Q

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice




morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming

Maaaaaan, this one's excellent.

Facepalm Ranger
Jan 17, 2012

SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!
Man, look how good movie posters used to be before photoshop, aggressive marketing and empty Hollywood executives.

We live in sad times.

Ghostpilot
Jun 22, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

Warhawk Tanzania has to be one of the greatest names I've ever seen.

anticake
Nov 5, 2004

Biscuit Hider

Nckdictator posted:

Oh no, not "slimy things"

Is it a movie about the dire need to wake up Coleridge?

Jenny Angel
Oct 24, 2010

Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!
Lipstick Apathy

Looks like he's using his newfound power to blast the gently caress out of some lame-rear end skeletons, so Billy's a good kid in my book.

AndyP
Nov 7, 2011

Jonny Angel posted:

Looks like he's using his newfound power to blast the gently caress out of some lame-rear end skeletons, so Billy's a good kid in my book.

Too bad he looks like a mummified Gary Busey.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Ghostpilot posted:

Warhawk Tanzania has to be one of the greatest names I've ever seen.

"It's a boy, Mrs Tanzania. What will you call him?"

*outside the hospital window, a hawk with a bloody beak lands*

KinkyJohn
Sep 19, 2002

Here are some GoT posters by Sasha Vinogradova:





















Geekboy
Aug 21, 2005

Now that's what I call a geekMAN!

If this doesn't star a 60 year old Mark Hamil, then I'm disappointed.

Geekboy fucked around with this message at 09:11 on May 26, 2014

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

Geekboy posted:

If this doesn't star a 60 year old Mark Hamil, then I'm disappointed.

Look at this scrub who hasn't seen Laserblast. Leonard Maltin gave it 2 and a half stars; get on that poo poo.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

AndyP posted:

Too bad he looks like a mummified Gary Busey.

I believe the movie is about him finding an awesome lasergun attachment for his arm which gradually turns him into some kind of ghoul.

I saw it on television when I was eight and it gave me nightmares for a while. I'd like to think I was too young to see how much of a lovely movie it was, because I had no problems after seeing Gremlins around the same time.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

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Franz von Dada
Feb 10, 2014

A Boy and His Parasite

KinkyJohn posted:

Here are some GoT posters by Sasha Vinogradova:




This is pretty awesome. Portrays the post - red wedding feel of the series well.

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