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How dumb was pushing back the draft?
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Really dumb 58 11.09%
95 18.16%
121 23.14%
Too much mustard 249 47.61%
Total: 523 votes
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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

ChickenMedium posted:

I got no problem with players who are Longhorns; they just need to keep it to themselves. I don't want that in my face when I'm watching football.

This but unironically.

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
why does everyone keep making the same joke that the final draftermath thread made :confused:

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Because like jazz music

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Lessail posted:

why does everyone keep making the same joke that the final draftermath thread made :confused:

It's offseason. The alternative is reminiscing about the good times and legendary threads of the previous season, but unfortunately Archives Are Down.

Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


sweet thursday posted:

Because like jazz music

We're all supposed to clap like after a jazz solo for good posts, right?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Lessail posted:

why does everyone keep making the same joke that the final draftermath thread made :confused:

Typical Social Justice Warrior, more interested in pushing your agenda than making a joke.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

Sweeney Tom posted:

but unfortunately Archives Are Down.

Talk about driving something into the ground.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

Talk about driving something into the ground.

much like the Archives and Search.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
The Raiders got a longhorn as a udfa. Just their wide receiver tho. Probably won't make the roster.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
He's a born Raider though:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlzpfHfMfd8

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

explosive speed, excellent motor & intangibles. solid preemptive strike. hook 'em

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

yeah but can he do that when richard sherman is holding him? that's when you know you have a winner. just don't see it.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Alouicious posted:

Joke's on you, Hank's a TCU fan.

Hank is a Texas fan. He once caused them to lose a Big 12 championship to Nebraska.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
If you guys are missing football checks this out

quote:

Here’s a look at the draftees from that Alabama-LSU game in 2011:

ALABAMA

2014 draft
Ha Ha Clinton-Dix, S, first round
C.J. Mosley, LB, first round
Kevin Norwood, WR, fourth round
AJ McCarron, QB, fifth round
Ed Stinson, DE, fifth round
Vinnie Sunseri, S, fifth round
2013 draft
Dee Milliner, CB, first round
Chance Warmack, OG, first round
D.J. Fluker, OT, first round
Eddie Lacy, RB, second round
Nico Johnson, LB, fourth round
Barrett Jones, C, fourth round
Quinton Dial, DE, fifth round
Jesse Williams DT, fifth round
Michael Williams, TE, seventh round
2012 draft
Trent Richardson, RB, first round
Mark Barron, S, first round
Dre Kirkpatrick, CB, first round
Dont’a Hightower, LB, first round
DeQuan Menzie, CB, fifth round
Courtney Upshaw, DE, second round
Josh Chapman, DT, fifth round
Brad Smelley, TE, seventh round
LSU

2014 draft
Odell Beckham, Jr., WR, first round
Ego Ferguson, DT, second round
Jarvis Landry, WR, second round
Lamin Barrow, LB, fifth round
Alfred Blue, RB, sixth round
2013 draft
Barkevious Mingo, DE, first round
Eric Reid, S, first round
Kevin Minter, LB, second round
Bennie Logan, DT, third round
Tyrann Mathieu, CB, third round
Sam Montgomery, DE, third round
Tharold Simon, CB, fifth round
Lavar Edwards, DE, fifth round
Spencer Ware, RB, sixth round
2012 draft
Morris Claiborne, CB, first round
Michael Brockers, DT, first round
Rueben Randle, WR, second round
Brandon Taylor, S, third round
Ron Brooks, CB, fourth round
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSOyeK9kXDk

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Waroduce posted:

If you guys are missing football checks this out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSOyeK9kXDk

A linked video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2KlDN2hMJ0

What the hell?

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Waroduce posted:

If you guys are missing football checks this out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSOyeK9kXDk

oh my god AJ McCarron's hair in his player pic

Shades of John Parker Wilson

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

It's an ipad app. You talk and it changes your voice and sorta animates the animals. My 3 year old loves it.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

davecrazy posted:

It's an ipad app. You talk and it changes your voice and sorta animates the animals. My 3 year old loves it.

Ditto. My niece's best friend is Ben the dog.

expat
Aug 12, 2013
If anyone wants to see what American football would look like if it made every rule change the opposite over the course of its history, rugby union's other bastard offspring is having one of the biggest games of the year this Wednesday.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3637215

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Homestar Runner posted:

So hey here's a vid of Matt Schaub's 14 INTs from last season https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vYXIZZKxxY


The throw at the 1 min mark vs the Titans is really the only one you could make a case for being the result of a QB/WR miscommunication - everything else is a calamity of bad decision making / forcing throws / inaccuracy. I mean maybe he'll figure it out, never say never blah blah but honestly I think the dude is toast

welp, enjoy Raiders

Man, you're not kidding. Some of those throws are just incomprehensibly boneheaded.

hump day bitches!
Apr 3, 2011


With the #1 pick of the 2015 draft the Oakland raiders select...

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Lamadrid posted:

With the #1 pick of the 2015 draft the Oakland raiders select...

Mariota. :getin:

fan of the browns
Apr 6, 2012


my enemy...
the enemy of every human who has ever lived...
this is the life-force that watches over the Dinosaurs.


Manziel spend this weekend without his nose in a playbook. I'm mad.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

He's keepin his nose warm in somethin

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


sweet thursday posted:

He's keepin his nose warm in somethin

A good way to keep your hands warm for winter games, too. Glad he's planning ahead.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
As long as Manziel is not drinking alone in the Flats on a Tuesday afternoon, he's positively representing the franchise.

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

MonsterWalk posted:



Manziel spend this weekend without his nose in a playbook. I'm mad.

Elliot Rodgers must be PISSSED

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Cue the Manziel/Leaf comparisons in three...two...

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Captain Tolerable posted:

Cue the Manziel/Leaf comparisons in three...two...

Manziel is busy being tutored in transitioning his game to the NFL level by proven veteran Rob Gronkowski and people are disparaging him, SMDH.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
How have I not run into him at Shooters yet, what is wrong with this world.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Manziel exudes the "it" factor. A guy you can build a real party around, and heck, I bet he could take that party deep into the season's eve.

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

The Kraken posted:

Manziel exudes the "it" factor. A guy you can build a real party around, and heck, I bet he could take that party deep into the season's eve.

Does he have what it takes to reach the levels of partying of the Dallas Cowboys from '92-'96? They even got the coach to party with them in a house they rented specifically for partying!

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

MonsterWalk posted:



Manziel spend this weekend without his nose in a playbook. I'm mad.

I don't see why Michael Sam can't party like this. He's obviously not a true American. :colbert:

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

Lote posted:

Does he have what it takes to reach the levels of partying of the Dallas Cowboys from '92-'96? They even got the coach to party with them in a house they rented specifically for partying!

The answer lies somewhere between fat lines of cocaine and Michael Irvin's wild nostrils.

Note: team player and party rocker

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
I want Manziel to party every weekend in Vegas (until training camp) because it angers old white sportscasters so much.

"grr how dare this young rich man have fun with WOMEN?????"

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Lote posted:

Does he have what it takes to reach the levels of partying of the Dallas Cowboys from '92-'96? They even got the coach to party with them in a house they rented specifically for partying!

I mean, renting a house for a party is one thing, but did we all forget Fred Smoot?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







No Safe Word posted:

I mean, renting a house for a party is one thing, but did we all forget Fred Smoot?

My buddy is a low level ESPN reporter and he told me once that Nate newton regularly made the kind of weed trips that he got busted on. He was the weed man for those Dallas teams and he straight didn't give a gently caress at all so he'd load up a van in Christ knows wherever and drive it to their weed house.

They partied so hard they needed regular trafficking level weed deliveries.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Little did we know Sam Hurd was just keeping with an old family tradition.

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

FizFashizzle posted:

My buddy is a low level ESPN reporter and he told me once that Nate newton regularly made the kind of weed trips that he got busted on. He was the weed man for those Dallas teams and he straight didn't give a gently caress at all so he'd load up a van in Christ knows wherever and drive it to their weed house.

They partied so hard they needed regular trafficking level weed deliveries.

I vaguely remember the case, but looked it up and holy poo poo he only got 30 months jail for transporting 175 pounds of weed?

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Boys will be boys.

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