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Hey, hey, I did say "medium of your choice," you can MSPaint this beautiful thing into refined existence. Or draw it on a napkin!
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Sean Lee frolicks in the field http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/sean-lee-gets-hurt/ Also I wanted to contribute 
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Febreeze posted:Sean Lee frolicks in the field That guy gets it
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Febreeze posted:Sean Lee frolicks in the field Hahaha I had this idea but couldn't think of a way to pull it off. Well done.
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Last ones, I swear. 
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LockHeart posted:Last ones, I swear. 
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He was just walkin down the street and the gun just fell on him
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Febreeze posted:Sean Lee frolicks in the field Was searching Lee's cracks hoping that's where the Sexy Rexy was, but alas
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my cat is norris posted:
Here's a quick one I did while at work. 
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May 29, 2014 20:09
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Seems like it's about time for my Farthouse Contest. 
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May 29, 2014 20:51
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God Alouicious posted:He was just walkin down the street and the gun just fell on him drat 5
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May 29, 2014 21:57
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You'd think Tony Romo would have learned the dangers of holding snaps by now...
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You know the saying "want to know the future? Imagine a boot stomping... Etcetc" This is the Cowboys' version of that.
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Volkerball posted:
and I will be starting... no mooooooooooooooore
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LockHeart posted:Too obvious? "The time has come," the Walrus said, "To talk of many things: Of Smiths--and INTs--and getting sacked-- Of Charleses--and things-- And why the D's no longer hot-- And why we have no rings."
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Cruella De Vick Cruella De Vick Makes North Carolinans And PETA feel sick At least until he's hit and breaks his neck Cruella, Cruella De Vick
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It's too beautiful. It' just...it's too beautiful.
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Yoshifan823 posted:Cruella De Vick Nice, but I would have gone with "At least until Suh kicks him in the dick".
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Yoshifan823 posted:"The time has come," the Walrus said, Bravo!
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LockHeart posted:Too obvious? Don't get me wrong, I love this, but I think an opportunity was missed not making this Jamarcus Russell. Yoshifan823 posted:"The time has come," the Walrus said, "Calooh Callay, no loss today As long as Charles has knees." Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 13:00 on May 30, 2014 |
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Have a bunch of silly Philip Rivers photoshops http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2014/05/fun-philip-rivers.html EDIT: SEXY ELI MADE NFL.COM! http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000354762/article/cheers-to-wilforks-might-jeers-to-sean-lees-plight Febreeze fucked around with this message at 21:03 on May 30, 2014 |
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Febreeze posted:Have a bunch of silly Philip Rivers photoshops Oh my god that last one
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Febreeze posted:Have a bunch of silly Philip Rivers photoshops Here's a curiosity, do you get anything for places sharing your stuff?
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PrinceRandom posted:Here's a curiosity, do you get anything for places sharing your stuff? Hahahahaha. Well, yes and no. Outside exposure, no. But that's not to discount what exposure can do. Media sites will share the stuff they find interesting and if they are reputable will provide links to the source. I don't get their hits, I don't get paid to have my stuff show up on big sites (I might be able to force it if I wanted to, if it was worth it at all, which it really isn't. If I demanded payment I'd probably just get ignored instead) The best I get out of it is trickle down attention, people finding me through those big name posts. For example when I ended up on Deadspin I shot up 60 followers in a couple hours. That is 60 people now seeing my work regularly, and one may contact me about a project. I mailed out a lot of prints of Eli in the past week to people asking, which is money in my pocket. It also tends to get the attention of worthwhile contacts in the media. It's how I got my job at KSK. X-Mas ape and the editors saw the Brit logos and approached me. I've made a bunch of contacts via twitter, namely at sports sites like SB Nation/Deadspin/etc. Exposure is very helpful at certain levels, but I get no real benefits directly.
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Try to get in contact with Eli about him commissioning a portrait from you He's bound to have seen this by now. He's a turd so he probably will be Shmehhh about it but you could try
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Judging from how flattering the Eli one is, I think you'd be better off approaching Cam with your Pink Floyd piece. Ps. You should prob resend that one out as a "new" portrait to the people who you got attention from for the Eli one because it ruled.
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Wow. Congratulations, Febreeze!
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When I buy a house I'm gonna ask Febreeze to do a 12' x 12' version of the poop Dolphin on a sunshine of pee and I'm gonna put it in a frame that is rigged up to vibrate and hang it in the living room
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Ehud posted:When I buy a house I'm gonna ask Febreeze to do a 12' x 12' version of the poop Dolphin on a sunshine of pee and I'm gonna put it in a frame that is rigged up to vibrate and hang it in the living room That might be my greatest work of art ever Also comic http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/weed-policies/
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Quarter-back: Football Consequences Josh Freeman who was Eli Manning's backup was one day in an office getting cut from the Giants. He got an email from his agent that said that canadians and redblacks had health care and aksed him for help so he went. Josh Freeman got his helmet off and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the stadium where he left his hors and normal people close because he was in his football lab coat. Josh Freeman got on his horseback and said "its time for me to live up to my family name and play football quarterback" so he had to go. Josh Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept riding down the road and made sure there was no line backers around because he ddint have playbook. The canadian trees were nice and the plants were singing and the geese and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for Josh Freemans quest to help the Redblacks where they are. Josh Freeman looked around the canada and said "its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my team to defeat the roughrider". Josh Freeman was late so he had to ride really fast. A line backer was hiden near by so when Josh Freeman went by the defense came and wanted to give him a sack. Here Josh Freeman saw the first monster because the line back was posessed and had staph. "I cant give you my football linebacker" Josh Freeman said "Why not?" said the mrsa lienbacker back to Josh Freeman. "Because you are headcrab zombie" so Josh Freeman throw the defence in the head with the football and ride away thinking "my canadians are in trouble there" and went faster. Josh Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Henry Burris needed him where he was. Josh Freeman looked at road signs and saw "Ottawa" with someons writing under it saying "u shudnt come here" so Josh Freeman almost turned around but heard screaming like Henry so he went faster again. Josh Freeman rode in and did another flip n jumped off his horseback and the horse took out some mounties in front of Josh Freeman. Josh Freeman smiled and walked fast. Josh Freeman then looked on the ground and found football so he pickd it up and threw fast at politicians in front of a house. Josh Freeman said "MPs leave this place" and the MPs said "but this is our job" and Josh Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt work there anymore because they were NDP so he blew up the house and killed the left so they were at piece. Then Josh Freeman herd another scream from his backup so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Ottawa was nothing like New York there was no drunks singing and the pants weren't dead and teh streets was messy and bloody from poutine. When Josh Freeman got to where the screaming was started from he found his backup Henry Burris fightin the roughrider and Henry said "Josh Freeman! Over here!" so Josh Freeman went there to where Henry burris was fighting. Josh Freeman fired his football from the arm really fast and the stitches went and shot the roughrider in the eyes and the roughrider couldnt see. Henry Burris said "its time to end this ones and for all!" and slapped the roughrider in the face and the roughrider fell. Josh Freeman said "thanks i could help, backup" and Henry Burris said "you should come here last year" and they laughed. The laughed overed quickly though because Josh Freeman yelled "LOOK OUT BACKUP!" and pointed up to the top of the sky. Henry Burris looked up and said "NOO! Josh Freeman run out of here fast as you can!" and Josh Freeman got sacked by the Saskatchwen Defense. Josh Freeman loked back and saw Henry get steppd on by the roughrider and he was mad and angry. "I'll get you ba-" and then Josh Freeman head was step on by cleats that say "Grey Cup Champions" The End. 
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