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Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.
I haven't done the "Scimitar looks like poo poo" rant in a while. I just don't get how Cryptic are happy to make some 3-packs like the Vestas and the Dyson Science Destroyers have three different profiles, but for the Scimitar you've got ugly, ugly and ugly with holes in the wings. How did they not take the opportunity to make at least one of the ships feel more like it belongs to the Romulan Republic? Why is the wing opening animation reserved for the pissweak Thalaron pulse? In an ideal world, the Falchion class would look like a bigger Valdore with a thicker main hull and downswept wings. Instead, half the Romulan player base are running around in weapons of mass destruction.

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Asimo
Sep 23, 2007


Really, it's something where a greater variety in textures would have gone a lot way even if they couldn't do much with the overall design. The veteran skin actually looks pretty good on it, with the glowing parts and other details showing off the form of the ship better than the greebled mess, but even there it just doesn't look near as good as the same texture on an Ar'kif or D'deridex.

The way Cryptic makes ship textures is that they make what's basically a "master texture" file, then designate areas of the ship where parts of those textures are applied. This is most easily seen when you slap the Reman shield on a ship... the glowing hexagon areas clearly correspond to certain colors/patterns on other textures and shields. But if you look at the wings on the Scimitar and swap between a few skins it's like Cryptic had no loving idea where and how to assign the textures. The ship-specfic ones are the only ones without cluttered or mismatched patches, and those just aren't very... exciting.

Guess we can wait for the inevitably Scimitar Refit in a year or two to fix the look. :downs:

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Asimo posted:

Guess we can wait for the inevitably Scimitar Refit in a year or two to fix the look. :downs:

Released along with an Oddy refit that lacks tapering nacelles and shows the neck's shape better from behind, please.

and a Bortas refit that changes absolutely nothing in terms of looks

Atrayonis
Jul 6, 2008

Godspeed, brave canary
Released along a Venture fix that finally fixes those saucer windows.

Yeah, not going to happen.

Asimo
Sep 23, 2007


MikeJF posted:

and a Bortas refit that changes absolutely nothing in terms of looks
but adds +2 turn

seriously there's no excuse for ships having less than 7 base turn these days, the scimitar shows you can pull of "huge and clunky" through massive inertia without requiring multiple RCS to tolerate moving the thing around a map

Dr. Lariat
Jul 1, 2004

by Lowtax
I was going to defend the Scimitar because a ten year old me would appreciate the choice of "badass" over elegance, but then I couldn't find an angle that looked good enough to convince others so there you go.








Without the Aegis, it gets a bad case of the xbox.

derp


Klingon Aegis makes everything Auh-May-Zing. I don't care about crazy hull procs or numbers, my poo poo is piiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmp.





MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Yeah if they ever get around to that option where you can earn shield graphics and use them all the time when running other shields, it's just gonna be Aegis on half the ships in the game.

Morglon
Jan 13, 2010

Safe and sound, detached from reality.
Just like your posting.
Pretty dumb that shields change the way your hull looks. They should just move armor to a separate hull slot and base things off of that. Maybe add a case modding slot so you can throw some LED on that bitch.

Aleth
Aug 2, 2008

Pillbug
Speaking of terrible pubbies gambling:

quote:

i think it's a bunch of BS ihave spent around 200 dollars on keys and not one time did i get an Undine Vesselof any kind just 4 frakkin mirror ships. you all should start having random key drops so that everyone that plays can have a chance to open a lock box of some sort.

HiroProtagonist
May 7, 2007
Should have used that $200 to light themselves on fire and actually done some good for the world with it. :vd:

Zoerp
Sep 29, 2012


Lord of the Seas

Mondian posted:

You guys are adorable.



:wotwot:

Acer Pilot
Feb 17, 2007
put the 'the' in therapist

:dukedog:


oh bby

Tumblr of scotch
Mar 13, 2006

Please, don't be my neighbor.

Aleth posted:

Speaking of terrible pubbies gambling:
I can actually see random key drops working in the long run. First hit's free. :v:

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

MikeJF posted:

Yeah if they ever get around to that option where you can earn shield graphics and use them all the time when running other shields, it's just gonna be Aegis on half the ships in the game.

Aegis Corvette for life. I wish they'd roll out a fleet variant of the Aegis, get its stats up to where the other sets are.

gibbed
Apr 10, 2006

Flagrant Abuse posted:

I can actually see random key drops working in the long run. First hit's free. :v:
They already fake you out with one in that one mission that introduces you to lockboxes.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Hello, I come from getting bored of EVE. Made a Vulcan Science Officer because gently caress the police, I wanna play a loving Vulcan. Currently only Lieutenant 4, and flying this PoS but already enjoying this game immensely.

Edit Should I bother hunting down anomalies while leveling and poo poo? I've no idea what these Alien Artifacts and and Radiation Samples and whatever are for, so I've just kinda been sitting on a pile of about 30 or 40 of them.

girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 10:24 on Jun 1, 2014

Morglon
Jan 13, 2010

Safe and sound, detached from reality.
Just like your posting.

Poison Mushroom posted:

Hello, I come from getting bored of EVE. Made a Vulcan Science Officer because gently caress the police, I wanna play a loving Vulcan. Currently only Lieutenant 4, and flying this PoS but already enjoying this game immensely.

I'm sorry you have a terrible taste in games

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Poison Mushroom posted:

Edit Should I bother hunting down anomalies while leveling and poo poo? I've no idea what these Alien Artifacts and and Radiation Samples and whatever are for, so I've just kinda been sitting on a pile of about 30 or 40 of them.

Nah, feel free to ignore them. They're mats for crafting which is useless.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Morglon posted:

I'm sorry you have a terrible taste in games
Hey, at least this terrible space game has :swoon: nacelles :swoon:. And space combat that doesn't make me want to kill myself.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Poison Mushroom posted:

Hello, I come from getting bored of EVE. Made a Vulcan Science Officer because gently caress the police, I wanna play a loving Vulcan. Currently only Lieutenant 4, and flying this PoS but already enjoying this game immensely.

Edit Should I bother hunting down anomalies while leveling and poo poo? I've no idea what these Alien Artifacts and and Radiation Samples and whatever are for, so I've just kinda been sitting on a pile of about 30 or 40 of them.

Anomalies are pretty much garbage, crafting was a half baked idea from the start of the game that is long past due for an overhaul. Hold on to the particle traces though, the rare materials with names like Dekyon Particle Trace or Anyon Particle trace (though not the common ones that are just named Particle Trace), those can be used to power up a rare item that has a decent resale value on the exchange once it's charged.

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


Poison Mushroom posted:

Hey, at least this terrible space game has :swoon: nacelles :swoon:. And space combat that doesn't make me want to kill myself.

Prepare for the worst pubbies ever that may make you want to kill yourself.

Mr Wikstroem
Nov 22, 2007

And now you read this in a seally Svedisch accent Jå?

Korgan posted:

Prepare for the worst pubbies ever that may make you want to kill yourself.

The man came here from EVE, I'm pretty sure he knows all about pubbies.

Morglon
Jan 13, 2010

Safe and sound, detached from reality.
Just like your posting.

Mr Wikstroem posted:

The man came here from EVE, I'm pretty sure he knows all about pubbies.

In EVE "pubbie" is just another word for "ATM"

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Okay, is the mission Diplomatic Orders bugged? I got absolutely stomped by a ship with basically impenetrable shields, even when I was shooting down all the proton torpedos, and after the reinforcements arrived. Without me shooting too, they can't even overcome his hull regen with what little bleedthrough they've got, and with my help, I got wrecked.

I haven't had any issue with playing on Advanced up until now, so I'm wondering what the gently caress is going on here.

Edit Okay, screw it, remaking as a Tac.

girl dick energy fucked around with this message at 13:09 on Jun 1, 2014

BrainGlitch
Jan 14, 2007

Good sir, you can't pay me enough to go to France while our countries are at war!
Turn it down to normal and read some guides bro. Also science is like the hardest to play.

Kosmicka Ljubav
Nov 6, 2013
And Undine dreadnought can be very hard if ship is not fitted properly, so there is that. They buffed them since S9.

Morglon
Jan 13, 2010

Safe and sound, detached from reality.
Just like your posting.
Also you're supposed to run and wait for reinforcements. You literally can't take the thing alone.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Morglon posted:

Also you're supposed to run and wait for reinforcements. You literally can't take the thing alone.

Poison Mushroom posted:

Without me shooting too, they can't even overcome his hull regen

Kosmicka Ljubav
Nov 6, 2013
Are you in our channel? Someone can help you with missions if you have trouble( team up with you, if mission allows, and then walk you through it).

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Kosmicka Ljubav posted:

Are you in our channel? Someone can help you with missions if you have trouble( team up with you, if mission allows, and then walk you through it).
I am not. L'Vor@poisonshroomerin.

Lagomorphic
Apr 21, 2008

AKA: Orthonormal

Poison Mushroom posted:

Okay, is the mission Diplomatic Orders bugged? I got absolutely stomped by a ship with basically impenetrable shields, even when I was shooting down all the proton torpedos, and after the reinforcements arrived. Without me shooting too, they can't even overcome his hull regen with what little bleedthrough they've got, and with my help, I got wrecked.

I haven't had any issue with playing on Advanced up until now, so I'm wondering what the gently caress is going on here.

Edit Okay, screw it, remaking as a Tac.

I you want to play as a vulcan sci, play as a vulcan sci. Don't play on anything except normal while leveling. The rewards increase for bumping it up is negligible and higher difficulties are more annoying bullshit than actual fun challenge.

JuffoWup
Mar 28, 2012
Undine shuttle event sucks hard. They are annoying with a regular ship with more tools available.

Mondian
Apr 24, 2007

Morglon posted:

Also you're supposed to run and wait for reinforcements. You literally can't take the thing alone.

This is a lie and you can actually solo the dread in a shuttlecraft if you want. You're not supposed to, though.

Goat Pillager
Mar 1, 2013
http://eliteforcessto.wix.com/guest

So this fleet is having a "flagship launch" party on Risa (supposedly for a Jupiter class), and appears to have put quite a bit of work into their website, including a chatbot.

Rotation Confusion
Jul 13, 2012

It's harder than it looks

Goat Pillager posted:

http://eliteforcessto.wix.com/guest

So this fleet is having a "flagship launch" party on Risa (supposedly for a Jupiter class), and appears to have put quite a bit of work into their website, including a chatbot.


Just gonna tab back to this every 30 mins all day for non-stop laughs

Goat Pillager
Mar 1, 2013

300 Earth Dollars posted:

Just gonna tab back to this every 30 mins all day for non-stop laughs



"Picard the Perv" is a much finer and more expressive work of art from their selection of low-resolution attempts to capture loneliness in screenshot form.



Edit: I also took their guided "tour" of their flagship. It's basically a foundry ERP haven for their fleet full of statues of their fleet leaders with preachy little plaques quoting them. You can find both the "visitor" and "member" versions of it searching Elite Forces in review content if you want to traumatize yourself.

Edit 2: They also have a "psych test" for their members. I ran it and can best sum it up as highschooler fantasy porn, 80s horror porn, and some sort of harem fantasy. Except written while tripping on glue.

Goat Pillager fucked around with this message at 02:07 on Jun 2, 2014

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


Could I get wiki access? Username is berke.

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


Berke Negri posted:

Could I get wiki access? Username is berke.

Poison Mushroom posted:

I am not. L'Vor@poisonshroomerin.

You're invited to the channel and/or wiki.

Cyberball 2072
Feb 17, 2014

by Lowtax

JuffoWup posted:

Undine shuttle event sucks hard. They are annoying with a regular ship with more tools available.

I was playing the shuttle fleet alert and it gave us undine the other night. Was a goddamn bloodbath, shuttles getting crushed by fluidic rifts left and right.

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JFC
Oct 16, 2003

Jesus F Christ
Finger Lickin' God

Cyberball 2072 posted:

I was playing the shuttle fleet alert and it gave us undine the other night. Was a goddamn bloodbath, shuttles getting crushed by fluidic rifts left and right.

On the other hand Borg seems to be the easiest.

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