|
This just showed up on my FB wall
Elephantgun has a new favorite as of 23:25 on Jun 3, 2014 |
#
?
Jun 3, 2014 23:19
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 24, 2024 22:20 |
|
|
I like how the "our hearts go out to the victim" is at the very end, separated from the rest of the text, and without punctuation, like it was just a complete afterthought.
|
|
#
?
Jun 3, 2014 23:48
|
|
|
bean_shadow posted:And his new daughter-in-law's name is, and I'm being serious, "Remington". Guess there's two people like that out there, because it was really similar aside from the daughter in law (the one I know is related to a male Remington). Elephantgun posted:Slenderman stuff SA once again proves itself to be a news maker. Thanks Victor Surge! 
|
|
#
?
Jun 3, 2014 23:52
|
|
|
Holy poo poo, that stabbing case is horrifying.  Thank god that girl is okay.http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/slender-man-attack-girls-12-stab-classmate-19-times-to-please-online-character-1.2662839
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 00:04
|
|
|
The only thing worse than being stabbed is being stabbed and having the excuse be one of the most tired memes on the Internet.
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 00:06
|
|
|
Toriori posted:Holy poo poo, that stabbing case is horrifying. Stabbed 19 times and is in stable condition. Kid is hardcore!
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 00:16
|
|
|
kannonfodder posted:Stabbed 19 times and is in stable condition. Kid is hardcore! It's actually really, really hard to stab somebody to death. You sometimes hear stories like "stabbed 50 times and lived" and that sort of thing. The human body is unbelievably good at surviving horrifying things.
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 00:24
|
|
|
"Slenderverse". Just let that word roll around your brain for a while.
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 01:09
|
|
|
This is only like the third or fourth murder/attempted murder we've inspired as a forum. Pretty good track record for 15 years!
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 01:35
|
|
|
ToxicSlurpee posted:It's actually really, really hard to stab somebody to death. You sometimes hear stories like "stabbed 50 times and lived" and that sort of thing. The human body is unbelievably good at surviving horrifying things. Yeah, wounds swell up, and puncture wounds often swell themselves shut, which helps a lot with survival.
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 01:40
|
|
|
A Fancy 400 lbs posted:This is only like the third or fourth murder/attempted murder we've inspired as a forum. Pretty good track record for 15 years!  Mods knew about Aatrek, what else aren't they telling us?
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 01:41
|
|
|
trapped mouse posted:The worst part about this is that god-awful spelling of the name "Jonathan". The baby is named Nevaeh.
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 01:53
|
|
|
ToxicSlurpee posted:It's actually really, really hard to stab somebody to death. You sometimes hear stories like "stabbed 50 times and lived" and that sort of thing. The human body is unbelievably good at surviving horrifying things. But at the same time you hear of guys in bar fights dying to one or two stab sounds. I guess you only really hear about the ones who die.
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 02:10
|
|
|
A note on stab-related things: It specifically states she wasn't struck in any major arteries, though it came close. This may be the key as to why some people survive getting stabbed many times and some die with very few.
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 02:18
|
|
|
losonti tokash posted:I like how the "our hearts go out to the victim" is at the very end, separated from the rest of the text, and without punctuation, like it was just a complete afterthought. It probably was, they don't give a poo poo about people who aren't them. It's blatantly obvious, they're doing this not because a girl was stabbed, they're doing this because their precious Slenderman is under attack. If it even is. I haven't been following, is anybody really attacking the Slenderman base about all this?
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 02:30
|
|
|
There is a Slenderman base now? Well done goons. First I had to listen to a nurse I work with recite to me the entire plot of Angry Hornets and then tell me Slenderman was an old urban legend. And a girl gets stabbed.
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 02:34
|
|
|
kannonfodder posted:But at the same time you hear of guys in bar fights dying to one or two stab sounds. I guess you only really hear about the ones who die. If you get stabbed in the right few places you'll die really quickly. If you don't, you'll be relatively fine.
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 02:45
|
|
|
Cleretic posted:It probably was, they don't give a poo poo about people who aren't them. It's blatantly obvious, they're doing this not because a girl was stabbed, they're doing this because their precious Slenderman is under attack. I personally enjoy how they don't even list the name of the girl that was stabbed. "Oh yeah, some girl in Wisconsin or whatever, hope she feels better, I guess.  "
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 02:52
|
|
|
Haha, no, this is your punishment. In a Slenderman article: quote:The character might be familiar if you spend time in Reddit-y Internet circles It at least goes on to give credit to Victor Surge, but I still laughed.
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 02:57
|
|
|
I saw no less than 4 kids dressed as slendermen on Halloween.
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 03:00
|
|
|
CodfishCartographer posted:I personally enjoy how they don't even list the name of the girl that was stabbed. Did the media? I think it's pretty common practice to not release the names of underage victims. edit for content: this popped up on my fb feed from someone I don't know last year but it holds a special place in my heart: 
you may die has a new favorite as of 03:09 on Jun 4, 2014 |
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 03:07
|
|
|
  Liberal propaganda! 
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 03:08
|
|
|
Grrl Anachronism posted:
At the same time, you'd think if Sarah liked statistics so much she would mock such a lovely graph. I mean, it isn't Karl Rove bad, but that x-axis is dumb as hell. (christ what is wrong with me)
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 03:14
|
|
|
Lumberjack Bonanza posted:At the same time, you'd think if Sarah liked statistics so much she would mock such a lovely graph. I mean, it isn't Karl Rove bad, but that x-axis is dumb as hell. Yeah, goddamn what a poo poo graph.
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 03:31
|
|
|
The drop in deficit would actually look more dramatic if the graph was drawn to correct scale. Whoever made that graph is actually hurting their own point by making a lovely misleading graph.
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 03:39
|
|
|
Hey, I just got this one too!   Was it also from "Socialism Sucks"?
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 03:42
|
|
|
Another #YesAllWomen post inspired a really impressive meltdown last night. Sorry for the length of this, but it was just too drat good (bad?) to shorten. The linked article is here, and is pretty short, to the point, and (IMO) on target re: pointing out the obvious bullshit that creeps into any discussion of feminism, and encouraging sane men to Don't Do That poo poo. The first guy ("Gene Poole") is relatively benign in comparison to what's coming...and then "Rick Shaw" shows up a few pics down and he just utterly lost his poo poo, writing a book and covering everything from how privileged women are compared to men and what they get away with, to comparing them to literal Nazis, and talking about how they're turned on by violence and fear. Spice things up a bit more with a dose of anti-Obama ranting, description of the OP as "absolute evil", and demands to "show me where my data is wrong" (hint: he didn't provide any). Choice quote: "When I was 4, two women tried to abduct me. They were probably going to sell me into sex slavery." I cut it off after he left, since the rest was mostly just people wondering what the gently caress, and a lot of God drat.                   
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 04:23
|
|
|
 Predictive algorithms, SkyNet, what's the difference really?
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 05:49
|
|
|
Speaking of radio stations, a local posted a joke that mentions abortion and racism. Went over as well as expected.
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 08:22
|
|
|
Picnic Princess posted:Speaking of radio stations, a local posted a joke that mentions abortion and racism. Went over as well as expected. Ashlee Wong is the only one who knows what they're doing in that comment section.
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 09:01
|
|
|
Picnic Princess posted:Speaking of radio stations, a local posted a joke that mentions abortion and racism. Went over as well as expected. Danny's comment at the end really brings it all home.
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 09:53
|
|
precious
|
AircraftNoise posted:Ive been seeing a lot of these "cold water challenges" pop up on my feed like weeds lately. For those who dont know what that is, its basically a video challenge to jump into really cold water. If you decline the challenge, you have to pay $x.xx to a charity of the challengers choosing. All of the "cold water challenges" I've seen on my feed have just been people dumping buckets of ice water on their heads. It's still slacktivism, but at least it's not dangerous. And hey, if it's a good-looking person wearing a bathing suit, I can't complain all that much.
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 11:40
|
|
|
omnibobb posted:I saw no less than 4 kids dressed as slendermen on Halloween. We take every victory we can in the fight against childhood obesity
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 12:35
|
|
|
Picnic Princess posted:Speaking of radio stations, a local posted a joke that mentions abortion and racism. Went over as well as expected. Since when can't Canadians immigrate to the U.S.?
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 12:42
|
|
|
EZipperelli posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ6Jrotn5ic I'd say he looks more like Fred Durst after one-too many Chocolate Starfishes.
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 13:52
|
|
|
aas Bandit posted:Another #YesAllWomen post inspired a really impressive meltdown last night. Sorry for the length of this, but it was just too drat good (bad?) to shorten. "Well women actually have it better! They don't have to sign up for the draft!" "Okay well what about ending the draft?" "Well okay but countless men have died in wars so it will always be worse for them. Let's see if you can solve that problem, smarty  "This guy is quite the debater!
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 15:13
|
|
|
grittyreboot posted:Since when can't Canadians immigrate to the U.S.? I think it's the other way around. No Americans allowed in Canada. I really like how one person says "If Americans can't go there, that's desrimination racists!" American is not a race, no matter how hard certain people want it to be. I also liked the "My brother gets beat up because he's white. Brown ppl taking ovr Canada". Anecdotes are the best aren't they? Nikaer Drekin posted:"Well women actually have it better! They don't have to sign up for the draft!" Best part was when he said women in Vietnam were voluntarily there when they got killed. It reminds me of a teenage me, when I was confused why no left Louisiana during Katrina. "The weather report said it was going to be a massive hurricane. Why didn't you leave!? Dumbasses." It's completely ignorant to the fact that packing up and leaving for an indeterminate amount of time isn't feasible for many(I assume true for those in poorer areas in LA and even more so for those in Vietnam) and that certain people(e.g. elderly, young children) can't be moved as easily as others.
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 15:31
|
|
|
90% is a weird way to writing 75%. He said so many wrong things but the murder rates of men is the one that bugged me the most. The rest was kind of bog standard crazy. Also the Canada joke was kind of stupid as well. Especially claiming Canada has no racism, but the responses were even dumber.
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 15:42
|
|
|
Speaking of hurricanes, a lot of over-the-top idiots follow National Geographic, and they linked to the "people don't take feminine-named hurricanes as seriously" thing last night: https://www.facebook.com/natgeo/posts/10152145717028951 We have misogyny! quote:cos bitches be cray We have misandry! quote:
We have scientific and geographic ignorance! quote:
We have I don't even know what! quote:
And hands down, the shining star of the entire debacle: quote:
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 16:27
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 24, 2024 22:20 |
|
|
One of my friends is completely obsessed with Disney & Disneyland. He's had tickets there for about four months now and has been posting daily updates about how he's SO EXCITED TO GO TO DISNEYLAND OH MY GOD ONLY [number of] DAYS UNTIL THE TRIP!!!!! He is flying out today and the Disneyland updates have been constant. I expect my feed to be covered in Mickey's taint by tomorrow morning.
|
|
#
?
Jun 4, 2014 17:12
|
|
