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Blankgambit
Mar 30, 2010

HulkaMatt posted:

The 10 Count Episode 58 - Farting & Sharting

Hosts: The Goog, MRP, HulkaMatt & Nut Bunnies



THE TOPICS

01.) ROLLINS BETRAYED THE SHIELD!!!
02.) #JoinTheForce / AJ Styles is great.
03.) Goog wanted to talk about Daniel Bryan & Kane some more.
04.) From Desumaytah: Who's the next guy to beat Brock Lesnar clean? Who do you want it to be?
05.) From flashy_mcflash: Could JR on commentary have saved that Cena/Wyatt cage match from being a laughable debacle?
06.) From oatgan: How do you feel about New Japan running matches over and over and over again?
07.) From Good Listener: If you could swap anyone's current gimmick with a gimmick from another era, who would it be and what would they get? And also...why?
08.) From Thauros: What can NJPW do to reinvigorate the juniors division and should they make an effort to do so?
09.) From Strenuous Manflurry: Why does HulkaMatt smell like bagels? Why is Goog so good? Will Seth Rollins beat the streak? Bray Wyatt - Great worker? Goog porn. What Breakfast foods would wrestlers wrestle?
10.) From UltimoDragonQuest ‏@HarlingtoxAD: @mongo_ebooks @GoogTheGoog Talk about Smackdown being a 2 hour divas show in 1999. How could UPN sign up for that? None of it makes sense!


You gave Manflurry credit for 2 of my questions!

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Flight Bisque
Feb 23, 2008

There is, surprisingly, always hope.

flashy_mcflash posted:

Caveat: Michael Chiklis

Cletus Van Damme vs Venus Van Damme vs Val Venis.




Family meeting! :unsmigghh:

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

Blankgambit posted:

You gave Manflurry credit for 2 of my questions!

The two bad ones at that :hb:

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
10 Count- Did you guys watch NXT Takeover and what did you think of it?

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

whatsabattle posted:

Cletus Van Damme vs Venus Van Damme vs Val Venis.




Family meeting! :unsmigghh:

Needs Luther Van Dam

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Strenuous Manflurry posted:

The two bad ones at that :hb:

which ones are the bad ones

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END

HulkaMatt posted:

which ones are the bad ones

HulkaMatt and CC

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009



Episode 44: Corporal Shavers

Raw, Takerover, No Diggity, Payback


http://www.mediafire.com/download/1b5hwwdo2nmi01l/044+Wrestlehut+Pisscast.mp3

Strenuous Manflurry
Sep 5, 2006

THE END
Everyone has a podcast out today! But only one starts off with a Sid promo and Ginuwine.

Karmine
Oct 23, 2003

If you tremble with indignation at every injustice, then you are a comrade of mine.
It was very generous of Lance Storm to make that plaque for AJ on such short notice.

Biosys
Aug 13, 2011
Just reupped my WO sub, and god drat Dave sounds so much better, also he has way more of a California accent than I'd thought.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Biosys posted:

Just reupped my WO sub, and god drat Dave sounds so much better, also he has way more of a California accent than I'd thought.

That's how he made all the joshi girls swoon.

Biosys
Aug 13, 2011

MassRafTer posted:

That's how he made all the joshi girls swoon.

I just assumed the mullet did that.

Skunkrocker
Jan 14, 2012

Your favorite furry wrestler.
It looks like the Worst Count didn't answer my question.

:colbert:

I'll be listening to the Pisscast first today in protest.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Is it just me or has Bryan been making his ignorance more obvious the last week or two? Between not knowing the difference between a valve and a defibrillator, thinking an oxygen tent would help Daniel Bryan's neck and not understanding that no reports from an island of Bigfoot does not make Bigfoot more plausible (and once again making his 'skeptic' self-identification really dubious), he's coming off really, really dumb lately.

By which I mainly mean he normally hides it better.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Gaz-L posted:

thinking an oxygen tent would help Daniel Bryan's neck

Did he actually think this? I thought he was using it as an example of a dumb voodoo cure an athlete would use. But maybe I was giving him too much credit

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

triplexpac posted:

Did he actually think this? I thought he was using it as an example of a dumb voodoo cure an athlete would use. But maybe I was giving him too much credit

Yeah it came off as one of those joke conversations between Bryan and Dave that comes off as serious because of Dave's 'sense of humour'.

Dunbar
Feb 21, 2003

flashy_mcflash posted:

Yeah it came off as one of those joke conversations between Bryan and Dave that comes off as serious because of Dave's 'sense of humour'.
Bryan: "Well, his brother-in-law is the fastest healer in the company, maybe he could go get some tips from him, or just stand next to him."
Dave: "I don't understand why standing next to Cena would help him."
Bryan: "I guess they aren't brothers-in-law yet anyway."
Me: :stare:

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

DIRECTIVE 236: Promote pro-social values
I like to believe that Dave understands every time Bryan is trying to make a "joke," he just greatly enjoys no-selling it and leaving Bryan to try and explain himself and make things worse. He does legitimately laugh on many occasions, most often when talking about how awful TNA is.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Dunbar posted:

Bryan: "Well, his brother-in-law is the fastest healer in the company, maybe he could go get some tips from him, or just stand next to him."
Dave: "I don't understand why standing next to Cena would help him."
Bryan: "I guess they aren't brothers-in-law yet anyway."
Me: :stare:

I loved this whole conversation. Dave saying that healing time wouldn't be genetic anyway, and then realizing that them being brothers-in-law genetics wouldn't be involved regardless.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

triplexpac posted:

I loved this whole conversation. Dave saying that healing time wouldn't be genetic anyway, and then realizing that them being brothers-in-law genetics wouldn't be involved regardless.

HEALING CHAMBERS.

I just have the image of John Cena floating in a tank trying to heal as Freeza goes for the WWE title.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
That convo threw me a little, Cena & Nicki are married / engaged?

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

ICHIBAHN posted:

That convo threw me a little, Cena & Nicki are married / engaged?

Cena is very against marriage because he got caught cheating in previous marriage and he got taken to the cleaners in the divorce. So no.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Is THAT the reason? Haha. gently caress him. Explains his super-clinical, money-over-all attitude. I mean, so Bryan was wrong, they aren't engaged?

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Someone has to get married on Total Divas next year

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

i would like to have the honor

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

ICHIBAHN posted:

Is THAT the reason? Haha. gently caress him. Explains his super-clinical, money-over-all attitude. I mean, so Bryan was wrong, they aren't engaged?

There were a lot of rumors floating around that Cena got caught cheating but it all got hushed up in exchange for a huge chunk of Cena's fortune.

But yeah, Cena's bad experiences with marriage have made him wary of ever doing that again so they aren't engaged. Daniel Bryan's relationship with Cena is "Dude I work with who is dating my sister-in-law."

TheEggsBenedict
Jan 4, 2013

if i go crazy then
will you still
call me superman
ahem the reason why cena broke up with his wife is because of the rock beating him. rock is a dick.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

Cena doesn't understand prenuptial agreements because his lawyer only took kayfabe contract law.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

oatgan posted:

Someone has to get married on Total Divas next year

Vincent's wedding gonna get all the ratings.

Marketed Gum
Jun 26, 2007

Dunbar posted:

Bryan: "Well, his brother-in-law is the fastest healer in the company, maybe he could go get some tips from him, or just stand next to him."
Dave: "I don't understand why standing next to Cena would help him."
Bryan: "I guess they aren't brothers-in-law yet anyway."
Me: :stare:

This whole conversation was a very obvious John Cena steroids joke and Bryan and Dave were both in on it and playing it completely straight just like they always do.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

TheEggsBenedict posted:

ahem the reason why cena broke up with his wife is because of the rock beating him. rock is a dick.

Gave him The Worst Year of His Life!!

Jubs
Jul 11, 2006

Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.
Punchsport/Pisscast question: Which RAW theme was the best? Which Smackdown theme was the best?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

TheEggsBenedict posted:

ahem the reason why cena broke up with his wife is because of the rock beating him. rock is a dick.

That was Cena's last ditch attempt to save the marriage, he thought taking a beating would turn his wife on the way it did one of Randy Orton's fake wives.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
OK, B&V&C Show redeemed by Bryan's despair at the thought of working Vinny instead of Lance Storm on that one Tulalip show.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Gaz-L posted:

OK, B&V&C Show redeemed by Bryan's despair at the thought of working Vinny instead of Lance Storm on that one Tulalip show.

I wanted someone to slap him when he flipped out on Craig for his phone. Sorry you are lazy and hate audio editing dude. It takes a minute. One day Craig and Vinny will rise up and start bullying him and it will be glorious.

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Honestly, maybe it's just cuz I listen on my laptop speakers most days, but... I can never hear it. Like Bryan's just recapping and then he goes off and I'm totally confused. Unless he DOES edit it out, but not his ranting?

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Gaz-L posted:

Honestly, maybe it's just cuz I listen on my laptop speakers most days, but... I can never hear it. Like Bryan's just recapping and then he goes off and I'm totally confused. Unless he DOES edit it out, but not his ranting?

I listen to the show at work with headphones and I couldn't hear Craig's phone or those drat frogs.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Yeah him flipping out on Craig was way more annoying than the noise Craig's phone made that I couldn't hear.

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

MRT the other lovely Kofi Kingston feud that seemed to go on forever was with The Miz last year

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