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Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Too much bullshit cluttering up the screen, as usual

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Chasiubao
Apr 2, 2010


Are there any Frenchmen in 18th century France?

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Lemming posted:

Mario Kart 8 arrived in the mail today, best E3 ever

That game is better than anything i've seen all day.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Let me guess... Penn Gillette is going to be the next guest presenter :rolleyes:

Symphoric
Apr 20, 2005


Game isn't even out yet and I'm already bored of it.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

lady blue shanghai posted:

What's the alternative to both sides being bad? I mean it's true isn't it

Robespierre was a good guy
-Something Awful Forums, 2014

Cardboard Fox
Feb 8, 2009

[Tentatively Excited]
Oh, who am I kidding? I'll be buying this AC game just like the rest. :negative:

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
hey that guy's parkouring over our defensive line maybe we should stop him????

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

*enters room from a window* *strolls in like nothing*

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

Symphoric posted:

Game isn't even out yet and I'm already bored of it.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Actually asscreed combat is fine. Most of the time if you're in an actual swordfight you hosed up somewhere.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Bioshock Unity.

Zsinjeh
Jun 11, 2007

:shoboobs:

Harlock posted:

I like how you were given zero context about the quest, knew where to find the guy, and took someone's word for granted that he wasn't the murderer
watch dog syndrome: A game about not trusting technology and that everything can be hacked has a mechanic where you murder random people based on information you gained on the internet that you spend the game easily hacking

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

Pakled posted:

Robespierre was a good guy
-Something Awful Forums, 2014

last victim of the guillotine in france. IRONNNNYYY.

suztan
Jul 4, 2012

Orv posted:

Does South Park have a monopoly on that idea or something?

They're an easy target to blame, but depressingly high percentage of people actually believe that outside of any South Park influence. And it's an easy idea to sell.

emTme3
Nov 7, 2012

by Hand Knit

lady blue shanghai posted:

What's the alternative to both sides being bad? I mean it's true isn't it

participating in the social zietgeist rather than stumbling encased in a shell of irony i imagine

turtlecrunch
May 14, 2013

Hesitation is defeat.

ladyboy pancake posted:

coming up in Asscreed Nazi Germany: Who are the real monsters?

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

Remember when this was a bold new IP

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

Ignores murder in board daylight.

Yep, this is genuine Assassin's Creed gameplay.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Cardboard Fox posted:

Oh, who am I kidding? I'll be buying this AC game just like the rest. :negative:

Just don't.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Assassin's Creed: Liberation? More like Assassin's Creed: Libertarian...

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Pakled posted:

Robespierre was a good guy
-Something Awful Forums, 2014

He was. did some silly poo poo tho.

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

Mymla posted:

Actually asscreed combat is fine. Most of the time if you're in an actual swordfight you hosed up somewhere.

"the combat is bad on purpose" - a dumbass

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
Spider-man was a French assassin?

Shadow Puppet Of
Feb 13, 2014

If I worked there I'd have freaked out long ago and smeared toner all over my naked body, flopping around to spell out "I TOLD YOU SO!" on the carpet until campus security could drag me away.
:xbone:
I cannot wait for this crowd to be 2d sprites on the Xbone.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

1stGear posted:

hey that guy's parkouring over our defensive line maybe we should stop him????

"As soldiers, we assumed that nobody would approach from higher ground!"

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy
Longest game demo of E3. I'm impressed Ubisoft

Jibo
May 22, 2007

Bear Witness
College Slice
I'm like the only person excited for this game and I still feel like I'm watching someone play any of the already released games right now and it's boring.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer
so when do they start singing

Sentinel Red
Nov 13, 2007
Style > Content.
Can you go in the catacombs? If you can go in the catacombs and get lost and discover a race of mole people intent on overthrowing the hated surface dwellers, I will buy this game.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
I was pooping and came back and found that Paris is also a poo poo hole.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
"Tell me Templar...do you hear the people sing?"

The REAL Goobusters
Apr 25, 2008
Who gives a poo poo about this game seriously why stop ugh i hate gamers

Megaman's Jockstrap
Jul 16, 2000

What a horrible thread to have a post.
All that processing power and all they did was keep the same aging gameplay and fill up the screen with garbage. Shame.

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

Sentinel Red posted:

Can you go in the catacombs? If you can go in the catacombs and get lost and discover a race of mole people intent on overthrowing the hated surface dwellers, I will buy this game.

I got some bad news for ya champ

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Mymla posted:

Actually asscreed combat is fine. Most of the time if you're in an actual swordfight you hosed up somewhere.

That was true in the earlier games until they stopped being about assassinating and started being about tailing missions and other dumb bullshit

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!
Where did the other three Ninja Turtles come from?

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.

The REAL Goobusters posted:

Who gives a poo poo about this game seriously why stop ugh i hate gamers

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HotCheetoChallenge
Jun 17, 2012

iloveyouiloveyouiloveyou

Pakled posted:

Robespierre was a good guy
-Something Awful Forums, 2014

I meant assassins and templars but whatevs

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