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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

No wonder you've been getting cockier in the last year or so, then.

Lifelong Seahawks fan. I even remember the days when Matt Hasselbeck was our qb. :corsair:

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Spoeank posted:

No wonder you've been getting cockier in the last year or so, then.

Hahaha

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

Spoeank posted:

No wonder you've been getting cockier in the last year or so, then.
loving LOL

Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Spoeank posted:

No wonder you've been getting cockier in the last year or so, then.

:thurman:

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Spoeank posted:

No wonder you've been getting cockier in the last year or so, then.

:drat:

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Ehud posted:

I argued with my mom the other day about vaccinations. I tried to use science to prove she was wrong and she said she doesn't believe in science.

My mom Gob'd me.

"I heard the jury's still out on science..."

lol when you realize you're way smarter than your parents

People stop believing in science when it proves things they don't want to be true.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Deteriorata posted:

People stop believing in science when it proves things they don't want to be true.

Or it's selective ie Jake's insulin is fine to inject but not that autism magnet stuff.

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

Gerund posted:

oh my god I'm so sorry

No poo poo, what a terrifying thought.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Chich outsmarting his parents at 5 years old makes a lot of genetic sense

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Doltos posted:

Chich outsmarting his parents at 5 years old makes a lot of genetic sense

My parents both went to Pac 12 schools, if that gives you any more ammo.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Chichevache posted:

My parents both went to Pac 12 schools, if that gives you any more ammo.

Big loving difference between Stanford and Arizona State

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

ROSS MY SALAD posted:

Big loving difference between Stanford and Arizona State

Are you saying my personal hero Vontaze Burfict didn't pick Arizona State for its rigorous academics?




Lies and slander!



Has anyone sent all these comics to Cutler on twitter?

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Some Fart.

1992 Starting Lineup recreation. The player was the next draft pick for me to do and will likely never be a start (or even a starter).


kenner-starting-lineup-1992 Scott Crichton by Darth_Brooks_, on Flickr

I thought about doing Johnny Manziel and including a bunch of play money in with the player. I'll take requests.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Chichevache posted:

Realized it when I was 5, bro. :smug:

Spoeank posted:

No wonder you've been getting cockier in the last year or so, then.



:master:

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Darth Brooks posted:

Some Fart.

1992 Starting Lineup recreation. The player was the next draft pick for me to do and will likely never be a start (or even a starter).


kenner-starting-lineup-1992 Scott Crichton by Darth_Brooks_, on Flickr

I thought about doing Johnny Manziel and including a bunch of play money in with the player. I'll take requests.

Hernandez with chewing gum please.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Chichevache posted:

Realized it when I was 5, bro. :smug:

Me too :hfive: Religion is for insane people.

Lucky
\/

got any sevens fucked around with this message at 08:22 on Jun 11, 2014

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

effectual posted:

Me too :hfive: Religion is for insane people.

Both of my parents are atheists. :confused:

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
Starting Lineups owned. Here, take my 5 bucks for some random possible 2nd string offensive tackle that uses the same mold you've used for 10 years.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I had a Drew Bledsoe with the weirdest looking throwing motion. Limbs just all going in the wrong directions.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
I instantly knew which one you were talking about.

dotchan
Feb 28, 2008

I wanna get a Super Saiyan Mohawk when I grow up! :swoon:

Chichevache posted:

Both of my parents are atheists. :confused:

I'd argue that secular humanism counts as a religion (albeit a rather loosely organized one with wildly divergent "theologies") but this is probably the wrong forum to open that can of worms.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


effectual posted:

Me too :hfive: Religion is for insane people.

If your religion is not football and you post on these forums you're going to have some explaining to do. :colbert:

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

effectual posted:

Me too :hfive: Religion is for insane people.

Lucky
\/

youre so euphorically enlightened

pathetic little tramp posted:

I instantly knew which one you were talking about.



Replace the helmet with an empty bottle of whiskey and that toy makes more sense sprawled out on its back

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Chichevache posted:

Both of my parents are atheists. :confused:

Eh, my father was a more or less not-ever-practicing christian and my mother was always agnostic, but for some reason I went to church until I was 13. I guess I just wanted to believe something even if it was bullshit.

Obviously, I got over it.

Chichevache posted:

Lifelong Seahawks fan. I even remember the days when Matt Hasselbeck was our qb. :corsair:

Dude that wasn't that long ago. Hasselbeck was the QB during the Lynchquake and long before that, the "We want the ball and we're gonna score" game. If you remember, he used to be Favre's backup in Green Bay. If you want :corsair: I can talk about the Pre-Favre Packers :smith:

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 18:29 on Jun 11, 2014

JGdmn
Jun 12, 2005

Like I give a fuck.
I don't know if anyone noticed but Too Much Mustard updated with some text:

http://www.toomuchmustard.com/too-much-mustard/soooo-its-been-a-while-or-something/10/6/2014

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Religion chat is most definitely not football art unless it's Jesus trucking a linebacker.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Kalli posted:

Religion chat is most definitely not football art unless it's Jesus trucking a linebacker.

What if it's Purple Jesus trucking a linebacker?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Kalli posted:

Religion chat is most definitely not football art unless it's Jesus trucking a linebacker.

requesting Jesus trucking Ray Lewis

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

JGdmn posted:

I don't know if anyone noticed but Too Much Mustard updated with some text:

http://www.toomuchmustard.com/too-much-mustard/soooo-its-been-a-while-or-something/10/6/2014

:woop:

I'd forgotten the coach speed dating, which means I've forgotten a ton more since that was one of the more recent ones. So I guess I know how I'll be avoiding doing anything productive this afternoon.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



That's also art as long as it ends up with a 240lb dude lying in a heap after being tossed aside.

JGdmn posted:

I don't know if anyone noticed but Too Much Mustard updated with some text:

http://www.toomuchmustard.com/too-much-mustard/soooo-its-been-a-while-or-something/10/6/2014

Well he already seems to have a better worldview then the achewood guy, so this is good news.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Fenrir posted:

What if it's Purple Jesus trucking a linebacker?

This makes me wish we had a Purple Jesus shedding a tear emote.

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Mickey McKey posted:

This makes me wish we had a Purple Jesus shedding a tear emote.



:effort:

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

That quality makes it look like he has to jam with the rest because he couldn't slam with the best

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Fenrir posted:


Dude that wasn't that long ago. Hasselbeck was the QB during the Lynchquake and long before that, the "We want the ball and we're gonna score" game. If you remember, he used to be Favre's backup in Green Bay. If you want :corsair: I can talk about the Pre-Favre Packers :smith:

The joke was that I was only 6 years old.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen


needs a halo

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort


:golfclap: but yeah, effo..

PrinceRandom
Feb 26, 2013

I'll volunteer as TFF chaplain. If you can get me a Watt jersey with a pretty white collar it'd be official.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

PrinceRandom posted:

I'll volunteer as TFF chaplain. If you can get me a Watt jersey with a pretty white collar it'd be official.

Not an Arizona or New Orleans jersey? :sigh:

cucka
Nov 4, 2009

TOUCHDOWN DETROIT LIONS
Sorry about all
the bad posting.
Would a Lions fan work?

"And lo, in the fourth quarter
The Lord God made Reggie Bush fumble
And there was much drinking."

Pontiac 4:19

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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
The Optimist, featuring Barehanded Brother

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/football-fans-the-optimist/

I don't know if this is who Barehanded Brother really is but it doesn't matter much.

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