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if you have had trouble doing the deed come here for help
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Jun 13, 2014 20:17
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Jun 5, 2024 06:28
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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Fill a kiddie pool with gasoline, get in and light it on fire.
easy peasy
a great tip from forums superstar GOODSPEED JHON GLENN
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Jun 13, 2014 20:20
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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Jun 28, 2014
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Jun 13, 2014 20:20
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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Jun 28, 2014
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Jun 13, 2014 20:21
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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well if you're gonna worry about things like that you might as well stay alive.
lets not get ahead of ourselves
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Jun 13, 2014 20:21
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- blaise rascal
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"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
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I tried to jump off a cliff but the entire cliff edge turned out to be just a landscape painting of a cliff edge, and I ran into it and bonked my head. Advice???
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Jun 13, 2014 20:23
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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Jun 28, 2014
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Jun 13, 2014 20:24
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- blaise rascal
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"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
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Once you accumulate 1000 cats you become immortal
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Jun 13, 2014 20:25
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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I have four cats and a bird. How long am I going to live?
as long as the bird probably
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Jun 13, 2014 20:29
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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time served counts
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Jun 13, 2014 20:29
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- blaise rascal
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"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."
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*jumps onto seesaw with anvil on the other end in an attempt to catapult the anvil onto myself*
*seesaw simply breaks under the weight, the half closest to me flies up and hits me in the head*
*staggers backward onto ice, slips and falls*
*bonks my head on the ceiling trying to stand back up again*
*tries to sit back down again, fails*
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Jun 13, 2014 20:31
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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i heard it is impossible to shoot yourself twice in the head
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Jun 13, 2014 20:33
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- Flynn Taggart
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I have four cats and a bird. How long am I going to live?
How do you put up with four? My two drive me crazy at night chasing each other
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Jun 13, 2014 20:33
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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Jun 28, 2014
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Jun 13, 2014 20:35
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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Jun 28, 2014
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Jun 13, 2014 20:39
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i joined byob 3 months ago and havent killed myself since, i think byob prevents suicides
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Jun 13, 2014 20:41
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Try this handy tip. Put a pipe in your mouth instead of a gun, and spark the bowl with your index finger. That way you get the physical sensation without the annoying death.
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Jun 13, 2014 20:49
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be sure to check the suicide clauses in your life insurance policy. many will only pay out for suicide once a certain amount of time passes after the beginning of the policy. if you don't have life insurance, wtf, you should get some first because if you're going to kill yourself you should at least get some money out of it
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Jun 13, 2014 21:18
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- mags
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I am a congenital optimist.
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Try this handy tip. Put a pipe in your mouth instead of a gun, and spark the bowl with your index finger. That way you get the physical sensation without the annoying death.
do not follow this tip because smoking weed is bad for you and it won't kill you anyway so this tip doesn't belong in this thread
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Jun 13, 2014 21:20
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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Jun 28, 2014
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Jun 13, 2014 21:22
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i tried to cut myself to shreds with a knife because the wolves wont oblige me but it started hurting so i stopped. any tips?
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Blue's Clues fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Jun 28, 2014
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Jun 13, 2014 21:40
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i tried to cut myself to shreds with a knife because the wolves wont oblige me but it started hurting so i stopped. any tips?
Think of something that gives you lots of impotent rage that you can't do anything about, think really hard and rile yourself up for a bit and it will make the pain seem like a relief
FartGhost fucked around with this message at 21:44 on Jun 13, 2014
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Jun 13, 2014 21:42
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i think there's typically a two-year discovery period.
this waiting period is good. suicide is a long-term decision and shouldn't be rushed into
consider a trial period if you're unsure. try lying in a coffin for long periods of time, a favorite post-suicide activity. ask your family and friends to get choked up and leave the room to compose themselves whenever your name is mentioned. also see if they will be willing to sit and stare into space for long periods of time, wondering what they did wrong. skip out on important events in the lives of the people you care about.
there are many other ways to simulate what life will be like after you kill yourself. get creative!
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Jun 13, 2014 21:49
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this waiting period is good. suicide is a long-term decision and shouldn't be rushed into
consider a trial period if you're unsure. try lying in a coffin for long periods of time, a favorite post-suicide activity. ask your family and friends to get choked up and leave the room to compose themselves whenever your name is mentioned. also see if they will be willing to sit and stare into space for long periods of time, wondering what they did wrong. skip out on important events in the lives of the people you care about.
there are many other ways to simulate what life will be like after you kill yourself. get creative!
Good post. The wrong mod died.
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Jun 13, 2014 21:52
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Good post. The wrong mod died.
it's funny that jett fingered a baby and is still more popular as ik than arnie is outside of byob.
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i tried to cut myself to shreds with a knife because the wolves wont oblige me but it started hurting so i stopped. any tips?
Bears are easier to find and just as effective. Hth.
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