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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort


gently caress Yes I am in Raleigh; that place is not far from me. Totally driving out to Smithfield sometime to get me some Sexy Rexy Red Ale :c00l:.

NFL dot com says that Rex Grossman is a Free Agent right now :sigh:.

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ARCDad
Jul 22, 2007
Not to be confused with poptartin

swickles posted:

Can you take a picture of the menu/label. I have the goon beer thread fantasy football league coming up and will need some kind of team name/avatar.

Douche4Sale
May 8, 2003

...and then God said, "Let there be douche!"

Rush-job due to being late on Friday...

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Sexy Rexy really needs to be the TFF alcohol of choice.

Chilichimp posted:

Am I seriously looking at the action figure of a punter right now? Someone e-mail this to Chris Kluwe and tell him to shut the gently caress up about how no one likes Punters.

That was the starting Lineups inventor / founder and a convention one off (hey, I did some research). I have an Anthony Carter figure downstairs but the box is long gone. He still has his helmet, which I guess is something.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT



Steve Pelluer. Guess. Guess how much.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
$3000

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Darth Brooks posted:

Sexy Rexy really needs to be the TFF alcohol of choice.


Then they should have made a good beer, like a porter.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Chichevache posted:

Then they should have made a good beer, like a porter.

red ale owns you son of a bitch

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

wheez the roux posted:

red ale owns you son of a bitch

Sure, if you like watery piss. :colbert:

nrr
Jan 2, 2007

Chichevache posted:

No, I've met some British dudes with junk in the trunk.

:respek:

for shame that none of y'all got this

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

wheez the roux posted:

Brown ale owns you son of a bitch

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




nrr posted:

:respek:

for shame that none of y'all got this

No we got it, it wasn't hard to get. It just wasn't that funny either.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Febreeze posted:

Fenrir and Soul Diesel, Although it doesn't capture how fabulous Soul Diesel is - http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/fantasy-football/

You got me well enough that my girlfriend saw the comic when I was reading it and actually asked "Wait, is that you in that comic??"

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Fenrir posted:

You got me well enough that my girlfriend saw the comic when I was reading it and actually asked "Wait, is that you in that comic??"

This warms my heart

Also have my most forced joke ever
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-falcons-get-their-closeup/

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Pop Dog was pretty mean in those comments, I remember him as lovable and full of life. That is sad, the years of exclusion are breaking him :(

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Eltoasto posted:

Pop Dog was pretty mean in those comments, I remember him as lovable and full of life. That is sad, the years of exclusion are breaking him :(

He was never this

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

wheez the roux posted:

red ale owns you son of a bitch

You and me against the world.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

The Puppy Bowl posted:

You and me against the world.

Thirded

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Febreeze posted:

This warms my heart

Also have my most forced joke ever
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-falcons-get-their-closeup/

I don't get it.

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Mike Smith has 50 shades and they are all varying levels of hypertension red.

weird Asian candy fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Jun 15, 2014

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
When Pop Dog sent me a random PM one time I knew I had finally made it in TFF

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Benne posted:

When Pop Dog sent me a random PM one time I knew I had finally made it in TFF

I think now's a good a time as any to post the wonderful pm he sent me last year:

pop dog posted:


i spent like, 5 whole minutes trying to find the scene in king of the hill where those bodybuilder dudes are trying to talk about how unbuff the presidents are but i failed


just imagine theres a tiny macho man randy savage in your body screaming NO MASS over and over again doing bicep curls hope this helps

It came at the exact right time. My wife was pretty upset and I just started laughing like an idiot.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

This warms my heart

Also have my most forced joke ever
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-falcons-get-their-closeup/

Matt Ryan doesn't have a funny bone. Not anywhere in his body.

animeluva1
Aug 9, 2003

Hopefully I'll have that
problem someday.
I want a cameo in The Draw Play someday. I'm afraid there's still a line of Niner fans in front of me, though.

Throwback - Kansas City Chiefs (nee Dallas Texans



drat it there are more Texas football teams than in any state for NFL/AFL history. Hopefully my explanations will make sense whenever upcoming Texas teams come up.

Also in my research for good color AFL images I landed at the American Football League Pictorial. Basically the site owner has uploaded images from every AFL football program. You get gems like the ones below. I'm sure a few of them will be prime avatar material.



ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

That elk one is great

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Detroit_Dogg posted:




Steve Pelluer. Guess. Guess how much.

73 Jeff Georges.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

animeluva1 posted:

I want a cameo in The Draw Play someday. I'm afraid there's still a line of Niner fans in front of me, though.


Just PM me a picture like everyone else did. I actually think I've drawn all the 49er fans I've gotten pics from so far

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Febreeze posted:

Just PM me a picture like everyone else did. I actually think I've drawn all the 49er fans I've gotten pics from so far

Do something with her eye photos.

McStabby
Jun 26, 2007

LANA!!! CRUUUUUSH!
It's been a while since we've had some lyrics. I may get around to recording this in the near future.

Ringless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlcIKh6sBtc

I've never been to Disneyland in the flesh
I cut my teeth on Lombardis on the tv.
And I'm not proud of my address,
In a torn-up town, no touchdown envy

And the reporter's like Big Ben, Eli, they won two apiece,
Sorgi got his holding Peyton's clipboard,
We don't care, we're winning playoff games in our dreams.
But the reporter's like is he too old, is this guy a draft bust.
Trade him to another team, then maybe you'll win one.
I don't care, my team sucks but life ain't fair.

And we'll always be ringless (ringless).
It don't run in our blood,
The superbowl just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of buzz.
Let me be your ruler (ruler),
You can call me QB
And baby I'll win, I'll win, I'll win,
In your NFL fantasy.

My friends and I—we've cracked the code.
We wait for announcer contracts from the networks.
And everyone who knows us knows that we're fine with this,
We'll still get money.

And the reporter's like Big Ben, Eli, they won two apiece,
Sorgi got his holding Peyton's clipboard,
We don't care, we're winning playoff games in our dreams.
But the reporter's like is he too old, is this guy a draft bust.
Trade him to another team, then maybe you'll win one.
I don't care, my team sucks but life ain't fair.

And we'll always be ringless (ringless).
It don't run in our blood,
The superbowl just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of buzz.
Let me be your ruler (ruler),
You can call me QB
And baby I'll win, I'll win, I'll win,
In your NFL fantasy.

Ooh ooh oh
We're bigger than we ever dreamed,
I'm not an elite QB.
Ooh ooh oh
Never win, but I don't care,
My team sucks, but life ain't fair.

And we'll always be ringless (ringless).
It don't run in our blood,
The superbowl just ain't for us.
We crave a different kind of buzz.
Let me be your ruler (ruler),
You can call me QB
And baby I'll win, I'll win, I'll win,
In your NFL fantasy.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
hey Darth Brooks I drew you and your stupid conspiracy friend

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/football-fans-the-conspiracy-theorist/

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
The Seahawk making GBS threads into the Bronco's mouth is a low blow :saddowns:

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
edit:

God drat, fooled by the flashing border and no-scroll probation list.

Chilichimp fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Jun 17, 2014

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
:ssh: That's not Chiche :ssh:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Somebody buy that as an avatar immediately.

DO YALL WANT A HAM posted:

The Seahawk making GBS threads into the Bronco's mouth is a low blow :saddowns:

Missed you, bro. :hfive:

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
same :respek:

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Febreeze posted:

hey Darth Brooks I drew you and your stupid conspiracy friend

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/football-fans-the-conspiracy-theorist/

Now draw the Veteran

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Febreeze posted:

hey Darth Brooks I drew you and your stupid conspiracy friend

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/football-fans-the-conspiracy-theorist/

My stupid conspiracy friend is a Cowboys fan. In all fairness, maybe having Romo at QB is making him somewhat fatalistic.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Chichevache posted:

Somebody buy that as an avatar immediately.


Missed you, bro. :hfive:

What is it with you and at least one Browns poster having the same av.


Edit: that's not rap, carry on.

Flikken fucked around with this message at 13:01 on Jun 18, 2014

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Flikken posted:

Edit: that's not rap, carry on.

Wait, somebody brought back the HAM username, and it's not rap?

Now I'm confused.

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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Hockles posted:

Wait, somebody brought back the HAM username, and it's not rap?

Now I'm confused.

It's Chris Gaines, aka Issac Bruce Bowen

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