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Wheany posted:why is the youtube app on ipad so terrible? because they cant steal any more of your personal data by making it better so nobody cares
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 13:54 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 07:05 |
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Wheany posted:why is the youtube app on ipad so terrible? i deleted the youtube app off my phone last week it started pestering me about google plus just like the goddamn webpage so gently caress that noise is it so hard to understand taht i dont want my name on my youtube you fuckers
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 14:02 |
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why the does the screen size spaz out every time you click on a youtube link sometimes the top left portion of a video plays in a small window in the bottom right of a black screen sometimes instead of a black screen, it's my subscriptions or some other poo poo i don't care about i don't remember when it has last worked right and just played the video on some normal size screen also if the video i click has an unskippable ad, i just go back to browsing the web
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 14:14 |
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Necc0 posted:use mctube it's much better. it also lets you play music with the screen locked which google still hasn't figured out people want for some autistic reason i remember reading a feature request that was shot downin a spergy firestorm of "it's for wwatching videos why would you watch videos with the screen locked that's not what the app is for"
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 14:23 |
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the iPad YouTube app is really flaming garbage. I'm not just talking about bugs, whoever thought that navigation made any sense is a loving idiot. didn't google used to make decent apps? it seems like they keep loving with them until they become unusable.
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 15:05 |
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The original youtube app for iOS was bearable because it was simple and did allow you to play music or whatever while doing something else
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 15:09 |
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Millstone posted:The original youtube app for iOS was bearable because it was simple and did allow you to play music or whatever while doing something else the original YouTube app was written by Apple
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 15:19 |
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the youtube app got imo
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 15:31 |
if you have the screen off you can't see overlay ads. of google's app team is full of the types of nerds that get really angry and dig in when you dare mention you want to do something their softwar doesn't do. I'm 50/50 on what the actual explanation is. does the ipad app show the overlay ads in the first place?
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 15:47 |
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I wonder when they are going to take that facial recognition stuff a step further and make it so that you have to actually be looking at and watching the ad before you get to see your content.
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 16:03 |
like samsung's "smart pause" bullshit on the S4 and S5? i could see google implementing it as a feature in youtube and then completely ignoring the product forums thread about it pausing ads when you aren't looking. pretty well fits their MO. edit: actually they would make it an option beta feature first, default option next, then force it on.
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 16:21 |
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nine times out of ten i reflexively close the tab if theres an ad on the youtube. the one time i dont my eyes are glued to the countdown to skip button
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 16:26 |
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install pvstar+ problem solved android: the userbase will fix it probably badly on specific versions that your device won't run
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 16:27 |
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also for some reason the ipad app is unable to keep streaming in hd. it will work fine for a couple of minutes, then stall, then start playing the sega mega cd quality video, then work its way up to hd again and repeat
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 16:31 |
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Snapchat A Titty posted:the countdown to skip button countdown till this practice vanishes entirely
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 17:17 |
H.P. Hovercraft posted:countdown till this practice vanishes entirely well considering that something godawful like 5-15% of people don't watch the ad to completion now and you can't even be sure that those people are actually watching because tabbed browsing is a thing... that would save google a fuckton of bandwidth costs and maybe even solve their peering disputes! e: as an aside remember how much the TV industry flipped out about ad auto-skip in DVRs? they killed off replaytv over it. seems pretty quaint now. Shifty Pony fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Jun 14, 2014 |
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 17:21 |
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Snapchat A Titty posted:nine times out of ten i reflexively close the tab if theres an ad on the youtube. the one time i dont my eyes are glued to the countdown to skip button
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 17:23 |
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Necc0 posted:use mctube it's much better. it also lets you play music with the screen locked which google still hasn't figured out people want for some autistic reason the advertisers don't want them to do it, it's that simple
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 17:30 |
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Google FTW
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 17:42 |
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Shifty Pony posted:if you have the screen off you can't see overlay ads. you can in theory disable those obnoxious annotations video publishers smear everywhere but it doesn't work because google hasn't mastered "cookies" same way the hot bullshit "welcome to the new version of maps that you've been using for a year, take a tour just like the tour you've taken three times already"math at google maps does because they don't have a profile field that says "has already been using new maps" or "has seen the new maps tour" because GOOGLE SUCKS AT WEB APPLICATIONS
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 17:49 |
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Shifty Pony posted:e: as an aside remember how much the TV industry flipped out about ad auto-skip in DVRs? they killed off replaytv over it. seems pretty quaint now. finnish content producers, tv stations and ISPs just reached an agreement on how "net DVRs" are supposed to work. a couple of the rules were: you're allowed to fast forward the show, but not the ad breaks. the recordings expire after two years and are deleted automatically. in the year 2014 in a country where netflix has been a thing for two years in a universe where bittorrent continues to exist
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 18:10 |
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i'm the person who thinks copy protection stops people who want to copy things from doing that
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 18:11 |
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Cocoa Crispies posted:you can in theory disable those obnoxious annotations video publishers smear everywhere but it doesn't work because google hasn't mastered "cookies" the annotations check box remains checked on the configuration page. the youtube video player just ignores it for some reason for two weeks on several devices until it suddenly starts workin correctly again. also i was overjoyed to learn that they removed the distance measurement tool from the new maps.
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 18:13 |
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mega lol if you have ever seen a single ad on youtube from your own computer
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 18:16 |
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the advertisers need to learn that they have to mention the product or the brand in the first 5 seconds before people the skip button
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 18:18 |
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advertisers need to learn to gently caress off and die
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 18:21 |
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JewKiller 3000 posted:mega lol if you have ever seen a single ad on youtube from your own computer I watch the ads to support content creators bc I prefer ads over a paywall that will kill the internet #adsftw
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 18:21 |
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pagancow Owns
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 18:22 |
Wheany posted:the advertisers need to learn that they have to mention the product or the brand in the first 5 seconds before people the skip button lots of industry publications about exactly this, also talking up how you don't actually pay for those views. won't be shocked if ads start being reasonable for 5 seconds then going full "Head ON! Apply Directly to the forehead!" for the remaining 25 in an attempt to drill the name in while also trying get people to skip them so they don't pay. Dicky B posted:advertisers need to learn to gently caress off and die also this. the industry is a leech upon humanity.
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 19:48 |
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i tried the youtube app on my phone and got ads but watching them through chrome doesn't get ads but other video types do i'm very confused
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 20:08 |
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so is google
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 20:11 |
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Shifty Pony posted:lots of industry publications about exactly this, also talking up how you don't actually pay for those views. won't be shocked if ads start being reasonable for 5 seconds then going full "Head ON! Apply Directly to the forehead!" for the remaining 25 in an attempt to drill the name in while also trying get people to skip them so they don't pay. give me free samples of your product instead of spraying ads into my orifices
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 20:20 |
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:give me free samples of your product instead of spraying ads into my orifices this is one of my favorite parts of being on klout, i actually liked a few of the samples i was sent enought to start using the products.
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 20:29 |
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Necc0 posted:use mctube it's much better. it also lets you play music with the screen locked which google still hasn't figured out people want for some autistic reason so they can charge for that with the youtube subscription service later this year after which theyll send cease and desists to all the 3rd party apps theyre ignoring Snapchat A Titty posted:i deleted the youtube app off my phone last week you dont have to use your realname, youre prob just closing the box so quickly you didnt see the option for it:
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 20:30 |
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Vagrancy posted:you dont have to use your realname, youre prob just closing the box so quickly you didnt see the option for it: naw, even after you make a choice the android youtube app would pester you for which alias you wanted to use every goddamned time you opened it
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 20:36 |
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sorry about ur spergin'
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 20:36 |
flakeloaf posted:naw, even after you make a choice the android youtube app would pester you for which alias you wanted to use every goddamned time you opened it i was going to say "mine never has" as though that proved something but it instead just makes the massively incorrect assumption of consistency of user experience in google applications.
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 20:50 |
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the google experience is everyone being in their own private A/B testing hell, all the time
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 20:52 |
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why does youtube have that red loading bar at the top now?
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 20:57 |
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pseudorandom name posted:the google experience is everyone being in their own private A/B testing hell, all the time more like BM testing
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# ? Jun 14, 2014 20:58 |