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baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
what if u make a guitar out of that wood

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unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!
My uncle has one of those things in his living room. I always thought it was some stupid piece of modern art.

:psyduck:

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

strangemusic posted:

These are legit. Go into any decent mixing or mastering room and there will be some sort of device that breaks up reflections. The wooden grid ones are neat - you can use crazy math to produce a distribution of pegs with an ideally controlled, non-pattern-forming amount of effect on the audio spectrum. They also look cool and are fairly inexpensive to build.

Or you can just stick a few pieces of furniture with irregular surfaces in the room and it'll accomplish the same thing.

Deranged M
Nov 14, 2012

It's probably awesome having a cool mom like this!

I Might Be Adam
Jun 12, 2007

Skip the Waves, Syncopate
Forwards Backwards

I found this while perusing the talent packed musicians forum of Craigslist. Is there such a thing as Patriotic Dad Metal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJF_en47qiA

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
there was these guys who did the theme song to a sarah palin show

iirc they were put together by a marketing company to play corporate events, which sounds about right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQzDqM0XbFM

I Might Be Adam
Jun 12, 2007

Skip the Waves, Syncopate
Forwards Backwards

comes along bort posted:

there was these guys who did the theme song to a sarah palin show

iirc they were put together by a marketing company to play corporate events, which sounds about right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQzDqM0XbFM

Ahaha, I forgot about that song. But that's just country music.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
true

there's always this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o6xrSyhVhc

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

crikster posted:

I didn't go the last show they played few years ago, but I heard they were acting like pussies. Greg was trying to woo the girls and was singing pretty. I saw them another time before that and he climbed up the light fictures and hung upside down like feet up and was going nuts. They were opening for Killswitch Engage, so the audience were a bunch of douche bags with no idea who DEP was. We walked out on killswitch, they were being very goony and the fans were helicoptering their dick around. It was a poo poo venue anyway. Hardcore shows got to be seen at a small club, not a big theater place.

yeah it would probably not be worth seeing either of those after like...a decade ago, holy poo poo

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster

Incredulous Dylan posted:

lol if you are trying to enjoy tonewoods without proper tonewood for your walls



We use these in my studio, and they are indeed pretty awesome.

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.

I Might Be Adam posted:

I found this while perusing the talent packed musicians forum of Craigslist. Is there such a thing as Patriotic Dad Metal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJF_en47qiA

Watched this with the sound turned off, and it's pretty funny. Especially that guy on the far right. Dude deserves his own gif, check out his metal head/hair flourishes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJF_en47qiA&t=45s

Guy's a metal bobble head.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!


comes along bort posted:

Or you can just stick a few pieces of furniture with irregular surfaces in the room and it'll accomplish the same thing.

Not exactly, as you can't tune furniture to an ideal range.

strangemusic fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Jun 16, 2014

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Bookcases work fine for real life where you don't want retarded poo poo everywhere you look, but diffusers are legit for treated room use.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
I love conservative rock because it's all so heavy handed and blunt. It's like the other side of the coin to Green Day's dumb as bricks political turn since American Idiot.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



shiksa posted:

I love conservative rock because it's all so heavy handed and blunt. It's like the other side of the coin to Green Day's dumb as bricks political turn since American Idiot.

I don't think anything will beat this example, complete with nanny-nanny-boo-boo guitar leads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-z2D9lo9-8

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Apparently the top guitar was only a prototype.



A word from the guy who made it

quote:

In thinking of a new guitar design, i have to rethink my conceptions of what a musical instrument is. A guitar is a 'chordophone' to be simplistic. It comes directly from the Renaissance, Baroque and the ubiquitous Lute. They had sets of four, five and six to eight doubled strings respectively.

I will readily admit that electric guitars owe their origins to the classical guitar, descended from the Persian Barbat or Arabic Oud.

What is a guitar? A guitar is simply a resonant chamber that amplifies sound waves initiated when a string is vibrated by a plectrum.

In that spirit I ask, 'What shape will best accomplish that mission?' I have built guitars made of wood and steel of varying shapes. But what is perfection? What is the best shape? Indeed, what is 'the' shape for a guitar?

I love the variety of inspired shapes on the market. I am in awe, actually, of the creativity of the Luthiers at work today. My destiny is to design and build a guitar so unique, that is will be remembered as mine.

Lets celebrate this journey together!

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

White Dog Eggs posted:

Apparently the top guitar was only a prototype.



A word from the guy who made it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5VOyMbYROA

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
so my friend grew out of his Mumford and Sons phase and sold me his mandolin and banjo. Am I ok to just leave them in the case when not playing or do I have to know go and get something like this? http://www.musiciansfriend.com/accessories/oasis-oh-1-original-guitar-humidifier

I have a few acoustic guitars from my teenage years and never heard of such a thing.

Barnaby Rudge
Jan 15, 2011

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway.when you had sex with me and that monkey
Soiled Meat

Bonzo posted:

so my friend grew out of his Mumford and Sons phase and sold me his mandolin and banjo. Am I ok to just leave them in the case when not playing or do I have to know go and get something like this? http://www.musiciansfriend.com/accessories/oasis-oh-1-original-guitar-humidifier

I have a few acoustic guitars from my teenage years and never heard of such a thing.

Depends, unless you live somewhere dry/are planning to take them on a plane just leaving them in the case will do fine.

AceClown
Sep 11, 2005



Don't know if the text is urban legend bullshit but it's still pretty cool

Schpyder
Jun 13, 2002

Attackle Grackle

I've been in an isolation booth at -6 dB for a friend of mine's study when I was in college. It was infuriating, and yes, you can hear the rushing blood in your ears, and it seems REALLY loud until another normal noise happens. After a while it feels like your ears are constantly pressurized like on a plane before they pop.

gently caress isolated anechoic chambers.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

AceClown posted:



Don't know if the text is urban legend bullshit but it's still pretty cool

If that horseshit was remotely true they'd be using it for torture at guantamo bay instead of forcing people to listen to Metallica

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

gently caress Your Website posted:

If that horseshit was remotely true they'd be using it for torture at guantamo bay instead of forcing people to listen to Metallica

somehow i think that costs a bit more than a cell with a huge speaker setup

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

01011001 posted:

somehow i think that costs a bit more than a cell with a huge speaker setup

whats the price of freedom, comrade?

christ you liberals make me sick

Sleekly
Aug 21, 2008



it's a moot point anyway, lars would sue and for the cost of metallica usage rights you could probably extraordinarily rendition like 10 dudes

That giant purple dinosaur on the other hand...

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7H5Sy4l5eHM

tone stump

muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン
John Denner
2 months ago

John Denner 
4

muike
Mar 16, 2011

ガチムチ セブン
oh that kind of stump lol

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
he really should sue in federal court to gain the rights to joe stump's name

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

gently caress Your Website posted:

If that horseshit was remotely true they'd be using it for torture at guantamo bay instead of forcing people to listen to Metallica

http://www.cbc.ca/strombo/news/the-sound-of-silence-a.html

quote:

In a study published in the Journal of Nervous and Mental Disease, subjects exposed to this type of chamber, for as little as 15 minutes in the dark, reported psychosis-like experiences.

karms
Jan 22, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yam Slacker

AceClown posted:



Don't know if the text is urban legend bullshit but it's still pretty cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXVGIb3bzHI :)

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

But what if you are like me and have severe tinnitus? If it can silence that I'll take two of them.

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!
I would really like to see how long I could last in there.

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Haha, you almost had me but then I noticed the .ca not .com and realized it's a satire/parody, like everything out of Canada

really though an online article with a link to an article in Wired where they didn't even talk to anyone involved in a study they clearly didn't really understand isn't evidence of anything but bad journalism

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.
Uh they did talk to the main author? Here's the actual paper:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19829208

quote:

Participants were asked to sit in a padded armchair in the middle of the room and put their feet on a cushioned footrest. They spent 15 minutes in the chamber in complete darkness. Participants were not told precisely how long they would spend in the chamber but were told it would be “several minutes.” They had access to a “panic button” whereby light and communication with the experimenter would be immediately restored.

quote:

Under sensory deprivation, 5 of the 9 participants saw “faces even though no-one was in fact there” (2 strongly); 6 saw “shapes and forms even though they weren’t there” (4 strongly); 4 felt that their “sense of smell was unusually strong or different” (1 strongly) and 2 “sensed an evil presence even though they couldn’t see it” (both moderately). Almost all (7) thought that they had “experienced something very special or important” at least to a “slight” extent.

It's not exactly a large data set but the study is real.

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

gently caress Your Website posted:

Haha, you almost had me but then I noticed the .ca not .com and realized it's a satire/parody, like everything out of Canada

really though an online article with a link to an article in Wired where they didn't even talk to anyone involved in a study they clearly didn't really understand isn't evidence of anything but bad journalism

okay duder

Schpyder
Jun 13, 2002

Attackle Grackle

Bonzo posted:

But what if you are like me and have severe tinnitus? If it can silence that I'll take two of them.

No man you got it backwards

It'll make your tinnitus seem completely deafening.

I Might Be Adam
Jun 12, 2007

Skip the Waves, Syncopate
Forwards Backwards


I have a friend that played with a guitarist with a stump. Said he was really good. Just taped up his stump and then taped a guitar pick to it and let loose. That stump guitarist from the video is impressive but jesus christ, what is it with loving terribly flat and gutless sounding lead guitar tones? Jesus guys, add some flavor and color to your sound instead of the pre-printed settings that came in the box of your Boss MT-2 Metal Zone.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx
pretty sure it's federal law that the faster you can shred the shittier your tone has to be

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Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE

Irradiation posted:

Uh they did talk to the main author? Here's the actual paper:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19829208

It's not exactly a large data set but the study is real.

Sure but point is it's a hecka long way to go between "I think I saw some colors and stuff, maybe even faces?" to "NO HUMAN BEING CAN STAND THE SILENCE OF DOOM FOR MORE THAN 45 MINUTES!!!!!????$@&#^("

Mainstream coverage of anything scientific always just takes the most headline-worthy misunderstanding of research and turns it into a buzzfeed list and that's why everything shared on facebook is dumb and wrong and your stupid friends from high school all think they're gluten-intolerant now.

But yeah this is derail talk so I'll shut up about it now duder, here's a beautiful instrument with which one could craft a song so majestic the heavens would weep

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