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StoneOfShame
Jul 28, 2013

This is the best kitchen ever.

Phoon posted:

That module was really good though

Also I wish my schooldays had had more anti-american rants. Anti-american rants is what this country needs.

See despite the good teacher I hated all the Russia stuff, I'm not sure why. I liked studying Germany over the same period and despite having a less competent teacher for it I also loved the Whig Oligarchy, I guess Russia just never really clicked for me.

Edit:1934-The Republican Congress forms in Ireland, founded by former IRA members dissatisfied with the organization's failure to strive towards setting up a socialist republic, it aimed to unite Catholics and Protestants and overthrow capitalism. Like many socialist organisations it quickly descended into infighting.

StoneOfShame fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Jun 18, 2014

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Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

do we have the world's smallest violin ready for widdecombe?

http://www.pinknews.co.uk/2014/06/18/ann-widdecombe-i-was-very-alienated-by-gay-marriage/ posted:

Former Conservative MP Ann Widdecombe says David Cameron’s decision to legalise same-sex marriage left her feeling “alienated”.

Promoting her new autobiography ‘Strictly Ann’ in an interview to The Daily Telegraph, Widdecombe dismissed claims that she was prepared to defect to UKIP.

“I’d rather form my own party than ever join UKIP. We could call it the Widdy Mob,” she said, before adding: “I’m joking.

“I was very angry with the Conservatives, I was very alienated by gay marriage, not only by the issue but by the attitude of the party high command.

“David Cameron just bulldozed the whole thing through, though it had never been in any manifesto or tried or tested.”

Illuminti
Dec 3, 2005

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy

schadenfraud posted:

I'm battling someone on Facebook about the 'Trojan Horse' schools thing and need some advice from people who have been following it properly.

They're claiming the assemblies were filled with people delivering anti-American rants and people describing white women as prostitutes, as well as the exerting undue influence accusations.

I thought these accusations have been debunked? Or have I missed the point completely? Sources will help!


Total Meatlove posted:

None of those accusations have been debunked and the inappropriately vetted speakers at school assemblies has been upheld.

Looks like the facebook battle isn't going too well then.

Here's the 21 schools reported on in detail if you're interested.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-27766973

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Cerv posted:

do we have the world's smallest violin ready for widdecombe?
Same-sex marriage has never been tried or tested? I'm curious what she thinks has been going on in South Africa, Canada, Scandinavia, and half of Western Europe.

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

Illuminti posted:

Looks like the facebook battle isn't going too well then.

Here's the 21 schools reported on in detail if you're interested.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-27766973

The wikipedia page seems to have a reasonable summary.

Park View school was initially cleared of any involvement in the plot by an Ofsted inspection. However, an unannounced inspection was then made subsequently and the conclusions became much more damning after that visit. The fact that there have been two inspections may have been responsible for confusion over whether the claims were unsubstantiated or not.

The Telegraph has some specifics relating to Park View school, as well as some detail about a 72 page report written by one of the governors and published by the Muslim Council of Britain advocating changes to governorship and curriculum.

quote:

In his 72-page document, published by the Muslim Council of Britain in 2007, Mr Alam and his co-author, Muhammad Abdul Bari, attacked many state schools for not being “receptive of legitimate and reas-onable requests made by Muslim parents and pupils in relation to their faith-based aspirations and concerns.”

They described how Muslim governors could be activated to press the “views and aspirations of Muslim parents and the local community” on reluctant schools.

Among the “aspirations and concerns” for schools were that they should not teach “potentially harmful forms of music” which “promote immoral behaviour” or include “unethical and un-Islamic lyrics”.

Schools should also avoid teaching any art involving “three-dimensional imagery of humans”, the document says, and should discourage any play that involves “physical contact between males and females”, “girls dressing as boys or vice versa” or any play “associated with celebrating aspects of other religions”.

Mr Alam’s document says that aspects of the National Curriculum, such as dance, should be ignored as “not consistent with the Islamic requirements for modesty”. It adds that “dance performances before a mixed-gender audience may be objectionable”.

Schools should “try to avoid scheduling swimming lessons during Ramadan”, the document says, to avoid Muslim pupils accidentally swallowing water and breaking their fast. “School balls, discos and fashion shows that might inadvertently exclude pupils from the Islamic faith background” should be avoided, it adds.

Khalid Mahmood, the Labour MP for Birmingham Perry Barr, said: “Mr Alam … has been planning this for 15 years. He goes around making these schools religious by manipulating governors, and bringing in certain teachers. He was able to hone the [tactics] in Birmingham that he drafted in this report.”

Further evidence has emerged of radicalisation at Park View. Speaking to The Telegraph, a former member of staff said that a “member of staff” at the school last year put up posters in the corridors with the message: “If you do not pray, you are worse than a kafir” an insulting term for non-Muslims. “Those were the exact words”, the former staff member said. “Many staff, including some of the Muslim staff, complained and the posters were taken down.”

Echoing the findings of the DfE inspectors, the former member of staff said that “several girls complained to me about gender segregation. The girls are not treated as equals by the school. Many of the male Muslim staff direct questions mainly to the boys and the girls are left out. The female staff have also been sidelined for years.”

Edit: Do non-Muslim pupils in the catchment area have any choice about whether they attend these schools?

Prince John fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Jun 18, 2014

Answers Me
Apr 24, 2012

Guavanaut posted:

Same-sex marriage has never been tried or tested? I'm curious what she thinks has been going on in South Africa, Canada, Scandinavia, and half of Western Europe.

I was going to highlight that quote too, it made me chuckle. How would you 'try and test it'? Trial it in a small area and see how people cope with the :supaburn: moral outrage :supaburn:?

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
Lily Allen has come out flying the red flag.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/lily-allens-message-to-the-coalition-go-fk-your-mum-9530291.html

Can't say I was expecting that.

notaspy
Mar 22, 2009


We all know she'll come out in support for the loving New Labour Party - the last best hope for peace!

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

I like her I think she's good

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
It's like when Lauren Laverne went Labour pretty much because she wasn't as famous as the Spice Girls.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
I wasn't too thrilled with her weirdly racist video about body image issues, but this is a cool thing to have done I think.

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

Prince John posted:

The Telegraph has some specifics relating to Park View school, as well as some detail about a 72 page report written by one of the governors and published by the Muslim Council of Britain advocating changes to governorship and curriculum.

The telegraph is really sensationalising the contents of "Towards Greater Understanding..." there, as if it was some kind of manual for the "Trojan Horse" strategy. If you track down a copy (I remember reading bits of it before), there's a single page about school governors, page 59. Half of that page is taken up by a summary of what governors do in a school, I quote the rest before.

Tahir Alam posted:

Many schools, even those with a significant or high Muslim pupil population, have difficulty in recruiting governors from the Muslim community. Consequently, there is inadequate input from Muslim parents and the Muslim community. This can sometimes weaken or undermine the process of tackling and overcoming barriers which prevent children from achieving their full potential academically and in their spiritual, moral, social and cultural development. In addition to contributing to policies regarding all aspects of school life, the involvement of Muslim governors fulfils a key role in advising and contributing to issues which are of importance to Muslim pupils. Muslim governors can communicate the views and aspirations of Muslim parents and the local community in relation to the education of their children.

Through positive interaction and relationship building with parents, local mosques and community organisations, schools can begin to address the issue of under-representation of Muslims on their governing bodies and can positively encourage parents to support their children in school education.

I think it's a bit much for them to equate addressing an under-representation in governors with advocating a takeover of the entire body.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Coohoolin posted:

I wasn't too thrilled with her weirdly racist video about body image issues, but this is a cool thing to have done I think.

Well, Labour are the perfect party for a stealthily racist white middle class feminist. :haw:

langurmonkey
Oct 29, 2011

Getting healthy by posting on the Internet

Phoon posted:

That module was really good though

Also I wish my schooldays had had more anti-american rants. Anti-american rants is what this country needs.

Anyone interested in Russia in that period might find the Fandorin novels by Boris Akunin interesting. I learnt a lot of history from them!

Undead Hippo
Jun 2, 2013

Cerv posted:

do we have the world's smallest violin ready for widdecombe?

Aww. She feels alienated. Alienated like maybe she was a member of some social group that was being denied marriage by the state. It's so sad when you feel alienated by your inability to cause alienation in others.

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"

Isn't Keith a communist? Her god father was Joe Strummer so she's had a decent upbringing at least!

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Bozza posted:

Isn't Keith a communist?

The only thing I know about him and his mum and his dad and his gran are off to Waterloo, him and his mum and his dad and his gran and a bucket of vindaloo.

Na-na, na-na, na-na...

Bozza
Mar 5, 2004

"I'm a really useful engine!"

TinTower posted:

The only thing I know about him and his mum and his dad and his gran are off to Waterloo, him and his mum and his dad and his gran and a bucket of vindaloo.

Na-na, na-na, na-na...

It's Coming Home, Tin. It's Coming Home.

Chucat
Apr 14, 2006

Well this is cute and reminds me why I dislike Labour.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

Thought it would be a rabbit with a picture of tony blair

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead

What exactly is wrong with those plans? They're targeted at adults who do not have learning disabilities but have nevertheless failed to achieve primary school levels of literacy and numeracy; all they're suggesting is that people in that category should be obliged to attend remedial classes in order to receive financial support rather than just claiming the dole and remaining effectively incapable of joining the workforce.

hookerbot 5000
Dec 21, 2009

LemonDrizzle posted:

What exactly is wrong with those plans? They're targeted at adults who do not have learning disabilities but have nevertheless failed to achieve primary school levels of literacy and numeracy; all they're suggesting is that people in that category should be obliged to attend remedial classes in order to receive financial support rather than just claiming the dole and remaining effectively incapable of joining the workforce.

Is that what level 3 skills are? I was a bit confused by that.

Kin
Nov 4, 2003

Sometimes, in a city this dirty, you need a real hero.

Attention seeking singer does something to seek attention.

Now if she called out Labour for being a huge pile of shite too, then maybe we'd have something interesting, but as it is she's just causing a bit of media grabbing stir against the political party that she safely knows no-one really likes.

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde
Paxo and Boris on a tandem bike. This is a beautiful send off!

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

hookerbot 5000 posted:

Is that what level 3 skills are? I was a bit confused by that.

Level 3 Skills are A-Levels.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT


quote:

Miliband's move reflects a recognition of anger among some voters that some people are getting "something for nothing" out of the welfare system. A YouGov poll for the Institute for Public Policy Research (IPPR), the leading centre-left thinktank, published on Thursday, finds that 78% believe that the welfare system is failing to reward people who have worked and contributed to it.

Hmm yes, people who have contributed aren't receiving high enough welfare payments = cut everyone else's payments so there's a relative difference. This is surely what everyone was hoping for!


LemonDrizzle posted:

What exactly is wrong with those plans? They're targeted at adults who do not have learning disabilities but have nevertheless failed to achieve primary school levels of literacy and numeracy; all they're suggesting is that people in that category should be obliged to attend remedial classes in order to receive financial support rather than just claiming the dole and remaining effectively incapable of joining the workforce.

Where does it say that? I'm seeing talk of
  • cutting JSA entirely for anyone who hasn't finished college
  • cutting JSA entirely for anyone who hasn't paid in five full years of NI

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

baka kaba posted:

Hmm yes, people who have contributed aren't receiving high enough welfare payments = cut everyone else's payments so there's a relative difference. This is surely what everyone was hoping for!


Where does it say that? I'm seeing talk of
  • cutting JSA entirely for anyone who hasn't finished college
  • cutting JSA entirely for anyone who hasn't paid in five full years of NI

People without A-Levels will be placed on a different benefit which is sure to be lower. People without five years of NI will face a £15/wk penalty.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

TinTower posted:

People without A-Levels will be placed on a different benefit which is sure to be lower. People without five years of NI will face a £15/wk penalty.

Yeah sorry, it's 'not the higher rate' without the NI, but the article says his statement is going to involve plans to outright scrap JSA for people without Level 3s

quote:

The removal of jobseeker's allowance (JSA) for those with skills below level 3 would affect seven out of 10 of the 18-to-21-year-olds currently claiming JSA, and initially save £65m.

quote:

Labour officials said the switch in spending by abolishing JSA for young people was not designed to be punitive, but to incentivise them to train. The longer qualifying period for higher-rate JSA will mean those who qualify will be able to receive additional help worth as much as £20 to £30 a week, they added.

That last sentence is pretty confusing - who'll get the additional help, people who complete the qualifying period, or people who haven't completed it but 'qualify for additional help'? Is this talking about raising the higher JSA rate, or does 'additional help' mean an increase to some other benefit?

I mean, is this some bait and switch where - behold! - nobody's getting 'something for nothing' with JSA... those people are just getting another welfare payment with a different name instead? Are there any details anywhere? Because if there is an alternative welfare payment, this whole thing sounds like 'gently caress the scroungers' propagandising which nobody should be happy about

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
"78% of voters think welfare system unfair"

Is that another case of 'British public wrong about almost everything', or are they lumping every yes answer in together, so that someone who thinks that it is unfair that people are still reliant on food banks or being told they're fit for work by whichever shitheels have replaced ATOS in a country where the number of millionaires has risen rapidly is lumped into the same category as someone who thinks there's a 'something for nothing culture'?

Filboid Studge
Oct 1, 2010
And while they debated the matter among themselves, Conradin made himself another piece of toast.

That's madness, you don't need A -levels for all kinds of jobs.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Filboid Studge posted:

That's madness, you don't need A -levels for all kinds of jobs.

You didn't need university degrees for all sorts of jobs before people started realising you could make money off of people going to Uni.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
Here's an excellent insane school story from the UK today http://www.islandecho.co.uk/news/parents-remove-children-prison-school/

School gets turned into academy and head is replaced by former director of a borstal. Head replaces uniform at end of school year and places pupils who doesn't have the new uniform into solitary confinement.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Guavanaut posted:

"78% of voters think welfare system unfair"

quote:

Miliband's move reflects a recognition of anger among some voters that some people are getting "something for nothing" out of the welfare system. A YouGov poll for the Institute for Public Policy Research (IPPR), the leading centre-left thinktank, published on Thursday, finds that 78% believe that the welfare system is failing to reward people who have worked and contributed to it.

So it's an open ended question really, you can answer in the affirmative and then parties can use it to justify whatever benefit policy they want to implement.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Has there been an academy success story? I remember a story on This Morning that said some Primary School that increased it's hours to 9AM to 6PM had dramatic improvements ( Conveniently ignoring that the "horse riding and archery" classes would require a huge influx of money) but it didn't say if it was an academy or not.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Gonzo McFee posted:

Has there been an academy success story? I remember a story on This Morning that said some Primary School that increased it's hours to 9AM to 6PM had dramatic improvements ( Conveniently ignoring that the "horse riding and archery" classes would require a huge influx of money) but it didn't say if it was an academy or not.

Lots of great schools get taken over and turned into academies when they run into temporary difficulty, so when they fix the issue and go back to being great again... it's an academy success!

It's a bit like owing the mob money, and being a bit short when they come to collect

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

a pipe smoking dog posted:

Here's an excellent insane school story from the UK today http://www.islandecho.co.uk/news/parents-remove-children-prison-school/

School gets turned into academy and head is replaced by former director of a borstal. Head replaces uniform at end of school year and places pupils who doesn't have the new uniform into solitary confinement.

Not that this particularly alters the tenor of the story, but 'isolation' is not the same thing as solitary confinement. It sounds like there's 150 pupils being kept out of lessons in the school hall.

I don't particularly want to defend what's going on, but the long notification given and the rationale makes it seem slightly less batshit insane:

quote:

“At Ryde Academy we have high expectations of our students. As the weather has improved over the last couple of months, a number of uniform issues have become apparent amongst students. The Academy wrote to parents on 27 May 2014 about what was appropriate and there has been extensive discussion with students, as well as a number of assemblies since then. The Academy sent a second letter to parents on 9 June 2014 to inform them that there would be a uniform focus on the 17 June 2014. Parents were informed that if students’ uniform was still not correct on that date, then older students would be sent home to change and younger students would be educated apart until their uniform issues could be addressed.

quote:

“We would normally deal with uniform issues at the beginning of September. However we have a number of female students who have recently said that they are coming under peer pressure to wear their skirts shorter than they feel comfortable. It is not fair that girls should be made to feel uncomfortable when they are just following the uniform policy. We have therefore decided to act at this point in time, to correct uniform issues.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

baka kaba posted:

Lots of great schools get taken over and turned into academies when they run into temporary difficulty, so when they fix the issue and go back to being great again... it's an academy success!

It's a bit like owing the mob money, and being a bit short when they come to collect

Aye but are there any individual academies that the useless twat tories can point to and say "Look, it's working!"

Because every story I see is "Religious extremests take over school" or "Unqualified psychopath runs school into ground, blames Rock and Roll music on failings"

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
Right. I need arguments for 'why the benefits system is not in fact too generous and your complaining about "scroungers" is just buying into a narrative put forward by the ruling elite to justify their pillaging of the state'.

I know it works on its own and I know the big problem is tax avoidance, the erosion of worker's rights, and the ruthless profit motive of business, not welfare fraud; but how the hell do you put that to an angry, alienated, uneducated person who just wants someone easy to blame and is frustrated that they're working their arse off for piss all while other people are being paid enough (just) to live by the state.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

ThomasPaine posted:

Right. I need arguments for 'why the benefits system is not in fact too generous and your complaining about "scroungers" is just buying into a narrative put forward by the ruling elite to justify their pillaging of the state'.

I know it works on its own and I know the big problem is tax avoidance, the erosion of worker's rights, and the ruthless profit motive of business, not welfare fraud; but how the hell do you put that to an angry, alienated, uneducated person who just wants someone easy to blame and is frustrated that they're working their arse off for piss all while other people are being paid enough (just) to live by the state.

Ask them if they would trade places and then call them out on it when they start pretending that it's because they have dignity.

Point out that people on benefits making as much as they do working isn't a sign that benefits are too high, but wages are too low.

Or just call them a prick and get on with your own life.

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ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Gonzo McFee posted:

Or just call them a prick and get on with your own life.

I've been doing that up till now, but really it doesn't help anyone. They're often not bad people, just incredibly misinformed and genuinely buy into the 'dignity' narrative.

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