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AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


Pick posted:

it's the star trek way of saying you suck

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Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?

Schmeichy posted:

I have very sweaty feet.

my feet are like the only part of my body that doesn't sweat

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Shannonmcn posted:

I hate-watch American Masterchef. It's so loving bad. They're so goddamn mean I want someone to just set fire to the building and raise average global politeness and goodwill by 10% with their deaths.

Australia and New Zealand are cool. The most recent NZ one has them competing in pairs :3:

I had smoked salmon risotto for dinner at a chain pizza place and I could make better by myself with my eyes closed. DID THIS PLATE EVEN SEE BUTTER OR PARMESAN?

I had no idea NZ had it's own masterchef! Who the hell hosts that?
I worked on the first season of the aus one.

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Sharkie posted:

Now I'm imagining your av as that and I can't stop grinning. It's too perfect.


olga's had a rough day

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Avshalom posted:

this is me eating



yesterday while i was walking the dog im sitting we came across a turtle

this morning when i walked the dog we found the same drat turtle, just further up the path

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

viscous wolves posted:


olga's had a rough day

WindmillSlayer
Oct 16, 2013

viscous wolves posted:


olga's had a rough day

what a dumb cat wearing a fedora haha that cats a MRA

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


Avshalom posted:

this is me eating



I had a Bell's palsy and haven't been able to eat daintily without a napkin since.

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
cat's rights activist

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room

WindmillSlayer posted:

what a dumb cat wearing a fedora haha that cats a MRA

Noir cats get a pass

EXTREME INSERTION
Jun 4, 2011

by LadyAmbien

viscous wolves posted:


olga's had a rough day

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

Avshalom posted:

i'm so sexy it's a biohazard

avvy I had a dream with you in it!! we were knitting ball cozies for etsy

e: oh right, we were handling raw sausage while doing it to give people ball diseases because #killallmen

Portals fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jun 19, 2014

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Troposphere posted:

cat's rights activist

#yesallcattes

wait no

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

viscous wolves posted:


olga's had a rough day

Beautiful.

WindmillSlayer
Oct 16, 2013

Crow Jane posted:

Noir cats get a pass

Well then why the gently caress dont I get a pass when I cosplay as Sam Spade???

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
t:geno:

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

viscous wolves posted:


olga's had a rough day

do Danny DeVito's character from LA Confidential only as a cat tia

Troposphere
Jul 11, 2005


psycho killer
qu'est-ce que c'est?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hofaaFTUnf8

tonight's jam

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
LOOK AT THIS BITCH'S BIG TITS

(pictured: 4 out of 12 tittays)

WHO DOESN'T LOVE REDHEADS

(pictured: 1 of 2 bitches)

LOL SHE FAT THO

(Pictured: ??? of ??? golden retrievers)

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
why do you have a closeup pic of your doggs boobs

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

nutranurse posted:

why do you have a closeup pic of your doggs boobs

to sell to pick

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

unlimited shrimp posted:

do Danny DeVito's character from LA Confidential only as a cat tia

not gonna, but if I did he'd look like this:


also not super happy about the giant-rear end picture of dog tits, timg that at least

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

nutranurse posted:

why do you have a closeup pic of your doggs boobs

yeah sandman would you say your morals are... maybe not quite up to par?

Crap
Nov 3, 2012

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

nutranurse posted:

why do you have a closeup pic of your doggs boobs

because i wanted to make a big old tittays joke



it was actually kind of tricky to get that picture on my phone

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Hot

Shithouse Dave
Aug 5, 2007

each post manufactured to the highest specifications


I think I'm gonna gorge myself on sliced tomatoes on toasted everything bagels with cream cheese, chicken salt, cracked pepper and yeast flakes until I am spherical and can no longer leave the house.

Or I might have one more and then go check out the symphony in the park thing,



Chicken salt is so loving good.

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

if the power ever fails that is gonna be some SERIOUS spunk funk

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

viscous wolves posted:


olga's had a rough day

If I ever get around to getting an av...

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008

viscous wolves posted:

not gonna, but if I did he'd look like this:

off the record, on the QT, and purry hush hush

Loud Mouse
Dec 19, 2008

MY WILL IS THE CHEESE CLUB
NOTHING IS BETTER THAN CHEESE




I skipped ahead a ton of pages and just realized that in doing so, I may have missed the paint kitten.

Was there a picture of the paint kitten?

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Sharkie posted:

If I ever get around to getting an av...

be nice to franco and he will give it to you bc he is a man-whore

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
bunch of babbys whining about dog nips

have you ever even petted a dog

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

VanSandman posted:

be nice to franco and he will give it to you bc he is a man-whore

I love hard gay cock. I'm like Elizabeth Bathory only with twink cum instead of virgin blood.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

i will always hae this horrible loving avatar forever

Meis
Sep 2, 2011

Loud Mouse posted:

I skipped ahead a ton of pages and just realized that in doing so, I may have missed the paint kitten.

Was there a picture of the paint kitten?

no there wasn't and now that you've remind me i demand some answers :mad:

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

NecroMonster posted:

i will always hae this horrible loving avatar forever

lol owned

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Spanish Manlove posted:

I love hard gay cock. I'm like Elizabeth Bathory only with twink cum instead of virgin blood.

I can get you 20 minutes alone with this


edit- at least 10% twink by volume

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

NecroMonster posted:

i will always hae this horrible loving avatar forever
mine's worse

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Sharkie posted:

I can get you 20 minutes alone with this

I read the french and laughed at it then noticed that the english translation was right below it once I translated the whole thing in my head

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