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Propaganda Machine posted:Dear cast of Awful Survivor 6: Please do not, I repeat, DO NOT play this game. It is a horrible life choice. Don't listen to her, as someone who hadn't "watched" any of the previous threads, I need to see someone go through what I've had to go through in real time instead of through archives.
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IcePhoenix posted:Don't listen to her, as someone who hadn't "watched" any of the previous threads, I need to see someone go through what I've had to go through in real time instead of through archives. I kind of agree with this, but I asked Cena and he said it's possible to put prize money towards an archives upgrade. So FIGHT HARD, and any one of us can earn the right to read the backlogs of horror!
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Apparently I cannot read. Let's not kid ourselves. There will be a brand new host of goons ready to make the exact same mistake we all made.
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And you will watch them and laugh at their struggles, completely forgetting that you also lost your drat mind from the stress of playing this game. Circle of life.
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Asiina posted:And you will watch them and laugh at their struggles, completely forgetting that you also lost your drat mind from the stress of playing this game. I feel like I should be on one of those "don't try this at home" PSA's after last night
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IcePhoenix posted:I feel like I should be on one of those "don't try this at home" PSA's after last night Awful Survivor really needs a psych department. This year, the focus is making sure we're not so traumatized that we refuse to teach our (future) children how to count.
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John Cena posted:Winson_Paine, you're someone who has never had their name written down. But what preparations do you make, what things can you point to and justify, to convince the jury to write your name down at the end? I have said this before, but I can't predict the course of the hearts and minds of the jurors any more than I could know a cloud will go the way I wish by shouting at it. I can merely be me as I am, and as hard as I can. My virtue should be self evident, I guess. If you want a less mystic answer, it is because I am a hell of a guy. As to who deserves to win? What a strange idea, deserving to win. Alternately, if someone voted for me on the final jury, it would probably annoy Windshipper if his posts at the end are any judge. So if annoying windshipper is important to you, there is a concrete thing to point to. Hi Windy! quote:We're near the point where the game will leave your hands and go into that of the Jury's. Two more players will be joining the Jury before this game ends. You clearly have an idea who you want to sit on the Jury's bench down the line. My question to you is, do you have any question or statement you want to say to potential future jurors? Moves at this point could be $75 decisions. Think wisely. I guess it is no secret it would be rad if Fast Luck was there, but he is a scrapper and could well fight his way in. Good on him if that happens. I doubt he would vote for me at this point if it comes up, but I think he should. It would be good for his soul. He is really the only one I have had any interactions with, assuming two Derfs get knocked out they pretty much know who I am and what I am by now from the Tribal doc. That is a boring answer, but it is what I got. Also I really am taking this game seriously, really I am, but poo poo like "THIS IS A $75 DECISION" cracks my poo poo up.
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Propaganda Machine posted:I kind of agree with this, but I asked Cena and he said it's possible to put prize money towards an archives upgrade. OK this is not to curry favor with anyone and like, and this sort of thing was why I was uncomfortable being in the game, but the winner can have archives if they don't have it and an AV coupon that will work as long as I am a mod. Runner up can have an AV. ModMode OFF
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Propaganda Machine posted:Awful Survivor really needs a psych department.  Can you show me where on the doll the game touched you? 
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IcePhoenix posted:Don't listen to her, as someone who hadn't "watched" any of the previous threads, I need to see someone go through what I've had to go through in real time instead of through archives. Also this, this game has been a hell of a lot of fun even as annoying as it was at times and as bad as I seem to be at it, and I say I am bad at it even as I am in the final five and hopefully cruising towards four. Just sayin, it is worthwhile.
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Fast Luck, you've been on a bit of an immunity run. But even if you win the next Challenge and guarantee yourself a spot in the final three, will it be enough to win by just "being there?" What's the sub-game here? The Durfs have been saying all game that if any non-Durf makes it to the end, that person will win. I'm not sure I buy that, but if I do make it to the end, I really hope they're right. In effect what I've been dealing with is that, while most of the Durfs are polite enough to respond to me if I try to chat with them, they are nevertheless in lock-down mode, and have been for awhile. There have been basically zero options in terms of trying to arrange any sort of deal or find any sort of fracture in their alliance, and that's all based on that principle: that if a non-Durf makes it to the end, game over. We're near the point where the game will leave your hands and go into that of the Jury's. Two more players will be joining the Jury before this game ends. You clearly have an idea who you want to sit on the Jury's bench down the line. My question to you is, do you have any question or statement you want to say to potential future jurors? Moves at this point could be $75 decisions. Think wisely. I don't know who might go to the jury in the future, because I'm not controlling this vote, but what would be really ideal would be if future jurors (or current ones..) who know me well can spread some good will for me over in that jury doc and win me some fans.  If I lose a challenge, I'll be joining you all, so let's lay some nice foundations so my new home can supply a warm and friendly reception.
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Poque posted:
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 Okay guys, it's now time to vote. Using the above template, fill out on the parchment who you wish to vote for and PM it to Me. The person that receives the highest number of votes is the next person voted out of this game, losing their chance at the $75 grand prize. Out of thread communication during Tribal Council isn't allowed. Fast Luck, I know you're not giving up Immunity.
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 It's time to reveal the votes. After the votes are read, the player with the highest number of votes cast against them will be the next player eliminated. First vote...  One vote Majuju
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 One vote Majuju, one vote Winson
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Fourteenth person voted out of Awful Survivor: BYOB, and the eighth member of our Jury... Come bring your torch to me. Majuju, the tribe has spoken.  It's time for you to go.
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Fast Luck, Propaganda Machine, Winson Paine, IcePhoenix, you guys have all fought extremely hard to get here. One of you however, will not make it to the Final Tribal Council. Your last Individual Immunity Challenge will be held on Monday at 7:00PM EST. This is extremely time sensitive. Any objections to the start time, let me know now.
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John Cena posted:
My first vote! I will treasure it.
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Fast Luck posted:Is this something only players can vote on? Players, viewers, mods, whoever. Anybody who cares enough to vote should vote! PM THEM TO MEEEE
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Poque posted:Players, viewers, mods, whoever. Anybody who cares enough to vote should vote! Did I ever tell you about the time Majuju went hunting? Well anyway, Maj decides he's gonna hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleagul.
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*Advance scout team arrives on Survivor island* *Only withered skeletons remain*
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IcePhoenix posted:So Mister Cena is the Immunity Challenge still on Monday I want to wait and see if the forums are stabilized before scheduling it, so if everything holds up, it's looking like Friday if nobody has any objections.
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Can't do Friday/weekend. Btw did people see this? http://forums.somethingawful.com/announcement.php?forumid=1 quote:Efforts are in place to bring greater stability to the database back end for the forums. Please bear with us as we may experience brief periods of unscheduled downtime as we are increasing the stability. This stability will not be implemented overnight, and will require some scheduled downtime along the way. But, the end goal is to create a system with greater redundancy and reliability to prevent outages such as this in the future.
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Fast Luck posted:Can't do Friday/weekend. Excellent let's do it on Friday!!!
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Alright, just as a safety precaution then, I'll move it to Monday.
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As original and best Survivor mod (sorry Cena) I feel obliged to say I agree with IcePhoenix on the bottle counting.
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HOLY poo poo THE FORUMS ARE BACK! What an awesome time to PM me votes for AWFUL SURVIVOR PLAYER OF THE SEASON!!!!!
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